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# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: RECREATE A FAMOUS WORK OF ART


Using anything but the arts package on your computer, recreate some real-world art using everyday objects. Examples: melt some clocks in the oven to do some Dali, or shape the Venus de Milo out of mashed potato. Anything is possible.

Challenge suggested by Monkeon.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Oooh this should be good :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Nice one!
Is it long enough yet for the Yorkshire Rippers actions to be considered art?

I like real life photoshop compos :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:31, archived)
# What an absurd suggestion.
That a Yorkshireman could be an artist.

Madness!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Aint Damien Hirst from Yorkshire?
I guess that is your point proven ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:32, archived)
# ^ this
B3ta's an arts and crafts site now.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Hahaha you've noticed?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I am going to take a picture of a chair next to a swimming pool
then I shall stand next to a river, put my hands on my cheeks and open my gob and get someone to take a picture of me.
Then I shall take a picture of some tinned soup. No Campbells though, but Heinz!
*thinks*
No, I won't.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Thank deity Monkeon suggested a good challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I have my idea :D
DO you know where I can find some Dogs who know how to play poker?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# "Poke her"?
Step this way... *parts beaded curtains*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# You confuse me sometimes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Only sometimes?
Must work on that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Hahaha that reply didn't confuse me at all
YOU ARE BECOMING PREDICTABLE ;)
Seriously though. Do you have the straights as well as the ghey?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# No, I just like giving people immense pleasure my dear ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Hahaha
Good reply to what was (in hindsight) a bloody nosey question.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Bloody nosey parker
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Well, my dogs would jump onto the table
if they saw balls small round objects on it.
It's bedlam in my house when I eat an apple. I ain't joking.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# *resists urge to make a joke about when flowerpot gets out of the shower*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I don't have balls!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# What about the 2 round objects ladies have? EH? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Children?
*OBESITY SATIRE*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Only Jordan has a baby that is perfectly round!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# What's he doing in your house?
He have an apple fetish or something?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# It;'s small, it's round
therefore in their little doggy minds, it's a ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:42, archived)
# well I'm going to shit on a brick and say it's by Damien Hirst
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Well I'm going to take a shit on a swan.
Right on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# but is it art?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# £5 for the first twat who posts a photo of their messy bedroom.
IT IS TRACEY EMIN INNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I'll post a picture of my dead pregnant wife in an unmade bed.
It's a Tracey Eminem.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I'll wear a beret
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!

Cfb
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:33, archived)
# silly git, you got your FP already! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I know :(
I peaked too early.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:39, archived)
# It's not a good omen when I can't even tell what the image challenge picture is.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:34, archived)
# I think it's a fish
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Could be an eel.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# it's a traaat innit
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:21, archived)
# yeah... what is that?
i see that it is a fish/eel in a milk carton; but what work of art is it emulating?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:36, archived)
# It's that geezer who puts dead animals in things
Whassisname?

Edit: Damien Hirst?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Fraser?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Yeah, that's him!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Its Damien Hirst
The Impossible blah blah blah something or other.....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:44, archived)
# People say that is or isn't art. Other people say art is down to interpretation.

But I'd say when your initial interpretation is that someone hadn't cleaned up after a tenant had died, then it's not art.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# I think you are confusing the swimming shark in formaldehyde with
Tracey Emin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# Yes because when I see animals suspended in a liquid I usually think of art
and not some crazy's obsession.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# His stuff
looks more like something you'd see in a junior high natural science text. Art? Things that make you go, hmmmm....
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:32, archived)
# The Kingdom
(Ikea Boy, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:59, archived)
# YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ART SO WE PUT SOME ARTS ON YOUR ART
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I am a happy tank
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:40, archived)
# woo!
My photoshops and computerses are fucked, so this is right up my street :D
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The Mona Pizza
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Stop the compo
we have a winner

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Show off
Did that one win that challenge?
I bloody hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:46, archived)
# It came 6th :)
There were far better entries for that compo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:47, archived)
# That's excellent!!
Looks a bit too much like Nigel Planer but still gets a click.
:D

Edit: sticky n
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:48, archived)
# oooh
enigmatic!
(I helped save b3ta! odfish Greetings Professor Falken, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:49, archived)
# Clansoul?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I just thought that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
# You're not the first person who has said that about this image...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8458729
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:00, archived)
# hah, just what I was thinking
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# ha ha, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Come to think of it...
...that could equally be B3ta's Ginger Furher R. Manuel, couldn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Look-a-like
It looks a bit like Steve Coogan dressed as Cher.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)
# Mona Pizza!
Fancy schmancy! Now here's your background music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d22GfAudDfc
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:08, archived)
# genius
too good to eat, very hard to beat
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I like this!
I'm off to find a frozen sheep and stick it in a tent
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:52, archived)
# and I'm off to my tent
to remove all the dead sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Mr. Middleman here.
I think I may be able to help you both.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Are you loitering within tent?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Ah fuck there's no need for that.
Oh god that's awful.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Can I repost my dennis the menace pic?

Edit: in a new thread?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:54, archived)
# *sharpens pitchfork in readiness*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:57, archived)
# This is a good challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:55, archived)
# coo!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:04, archived)