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# we've been decorating in the kitchen, and found some horrible paint under the wallpaper.
then while i was painting the ceiling i had an idea.
apologies for the size.
click

click

mod edit: whoah - those big
(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Make it fucking BIGGER you twunt!

EDIT: Sorry, what i meant was "Read the FAQ's you Twat!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# i did say sorry for the size, didnt have time to do anything else
got to go back to work in a few minutes
(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I'm sorry I raped you
oh, that's all right then
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# Well just link them then or something
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# ill do that next time then

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# There may not be a next time
do it now
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# you have had several months!
"a while ago
i was re-doing my kitchen and was sawing some wood for the cupboards. someone distracted me and the saw slipped and went straight into my thigh."
Sat 5th Apr 2008

you, lazy wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# New Comp entry - please vote...

How big is yours
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# that while ago was a few years ago

(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Look, you've left these up for half an hour and kept coming back to reply
just fucking link them you nobber
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# "I'm sorry I'm a selfish cunt
that has no interest in your site guidelines or gives a fuck about you people with bandwidth caps. It's ok though because after all, I've written that I'm sorry".
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# yes i know its a shit excuse
but what can i do baout it know now
(Big Ginge putting the laughter into manslaughter, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# edit button

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# DELETE BUTTON
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:18, archived)
# Link them?
Edit: www.b3tards.com/u/abb90cd52bf5e5271418/space_invaders.jpg

Like that. It's not hard. Unless you're a MASSIVE cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# erm here's a clue.
edit it and make it smaller.
It's fucking up the board format. Just delete the pictures and leave the text. nobody is missing anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Pretty much sums it up, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Profile for Woo, Badgers:
a member for 2 years, 4 months and 15 days
has posted 47 messages on the main board
has posted 319 messages on the talk board
has 3 brain cells
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:27, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# That's not how you spell 'bigger'!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Or actual size!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# bigger than the moon
and the moon is as big as can be tonight

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7779294.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# That's no moon!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# That's no Space Station!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I saw the moon last night
it was massive. This'll explain it then.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Da moon massif!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# "Midwives expect to be busy when the moon is full"
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7779639.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# haha
Pregnant with a lunatic werewolf now that something that would be newsworthy.

"I blame the full moon!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Bark out the moon!
Da dada da dada dada daaaaa da!

*moshes to Wolvesbane*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Ozzy Osbourne - Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# quite

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:17, archived)
# I personally prefer the Wolvesbane version!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Couldn't find any reference to the Wolvesbane version
but I don't doubt that you are right.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# YEah well you don't have access to my bootlegs:D
I could even do as far as saying the best version of Life on Mars is the Bowie/SR Vaugh version:P

And I know only about 100 people have a version of that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# so long as it has chair face's name on it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
#
Bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# BIGGER!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Uh-oh...
Try thumbnails or linking them, they're much too big to even see properly for most
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# O MY GOD
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Ye bigness!!
Ye gods no! The size of it!
(MattDP (Squiggle), Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# we're gonna need a bigger monitor

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Flipping eck fella!
I had to knock down an office wall to see all of that picture!!

Come on chap, you must know that is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too big for here.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# LOL!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Fucking hell
*steps back 50 yards*

NO IT'S STILL TOO BIG
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# "by the powers of mod edit"
I don't have the power
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
# If we could see it in more detail i think i would have a better chance to see what you mean
is there any way we could increase the zoom?

its very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Thanks sir
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# No no no
sorry, but far too big. I'm with Jessikins, thumbnails are ace and your friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Please don't apologise for size
bfore you post something that is way too big. You obviously know this so here's a tip. Don't be a selfish cunt and don't post it at all.

Oh yeah. Why am I looking at your hovel?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Build me something please.
It was my birthday and I didn't get any houses in the mail or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# A house!?! In the Daliy Mail!?!
Ban this sick filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:07, archived)
# what would you like?
some shelves?
I did a very nice computer desk for my dad recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I do need some shelves, actually.
Or a really awesome throne, please.
edit: tits I have to be off. Bye chap!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# ZOOTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Obvious troll is obvious
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Holy Shit!
892K and 2048 px by 1536!!

My eyes, my poor eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Vote here, or do something else...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post327694
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# :D Excellent!
Duly voted for.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# voted :)
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Apology not accepted.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Have you got one small enough for desktop?
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:02, archived)
# you fucking turdmong
what the shuddering fuck made you post this useless rubbish?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# moar
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:06, archived)
# well I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# MY EYES
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:14, archived)
# *Joins Mob*
I cant even see what you're trying to show here..
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Have you aint ever heard of a "link"?
As well as sharing it's name with the hero from the "Zelda" series games, it also refers to the possibility of linking the fucking huge jpgs which almost killed my works pc.

You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Fuck's sake,
you massive prick.

Also:


(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:31, archived)
# This warrants a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# My thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# i love it
very post-modern.
(I helped save b3ta! null and void, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I'm sorry, but this old monitor only goes up to fucking 2048x1536
:D

everyone else had a nazigasm

I'm going to have one!

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# I was going to post saying
"You're ignored", but then I decided not to and simply click the Ignore button.


...oh bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# that's showing him!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:33, archived)
# Rule of thumb:
Don't post pictures that are bigger than the catamites you keep locked up in your basement!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 18:26, archived)