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# Mummy, I don't like the new babysitter....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# what in the fucking crikey is that?
brilliant work
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I see you've never shaved a squirrel before...
It's a lot of fun, but you'll need to wear thick gloves.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ah, I see... you provide life models for internet comics?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# No tits.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# stop calling your girlfriend's snatch 'shaved squirrel'!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# hahaha, it's a shame i don't have a really good anthro character in stock for this
but here's billie piper with bunny ears, and tits out 389kb nsfw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# and fuck me dead, I've just got the fonts for the board right, it's hideous.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# It's a fresh water mole

and it's looking for facerape
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:06, archived)
# seems to be made of pitta bread.
A few minutes in the oven should make it nice and toasty!
(fancyplants slippery, like an owl, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# may I be the first to say
OH MY SHITTING FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Jesus H Corbett!
That's fearful!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# kill it with hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# WE NEED BIGGER HAMMERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# FLAMING HAMMERS
MADE OF SMUG AND BRIDGE.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# FLAMING HAMMERS OF FEAR, FATE AND FAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# GO FORTH FOR GREAT HONOUR!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Hahaha
It looks like it's flesh is parsnip!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# oh fuck
I love parsnips too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# *sings the I Love Parsnips song*
Hmmm I've have a stunning idea. This Sunday I shall do roast veggies

Tattys, parsnips, onion, garlic, cherry tomatoes, marrow, carrot and fennel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:58, archived)
# NOM
I went to a posh eaterie at christmas and had an amazing mountain of roast veggies, and ROAST CHESTNUTS, which I thought were mushrooms but they weren't. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I used to live in Southampton and in Autumn I'd always go down to the New Forest
and pick mountains of sweet chestnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# For Xmas dindins
Mrs Savalas did sprouts with roast chestnuts and pancetta

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

didn't half give make you fart though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# That didn't sound very tempting
as I read that as placenta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# *boke*
I expect Manley has tried this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Don't think he likes sprouts:P
EDIT: thinly sliced parsteamed sprouts sautéed with finely chopped bacon and onions.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:14, archived)
# *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# sweet shuddering fuck
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™!
*gives award for mentally disturbed b3tan of year award to Moley*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# :D
Gibber.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh
that's an ugly baby and a half
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:54, archived)
# ghaaaa!
jesus stuttering christ!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:55, archived)
# I think I've had her.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# Arrrgh!
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# what in the name of all that's moley is that???
you worry me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
SO SO ARCH

SAVE THE KID!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# nicely
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# SEXY TIME
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# SEXY KIM TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# HELLO LADIES!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# his clothes are timeless hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# wwwhhhaaaaaaaa!.....did you make this in photoshop.........
or a laboratory????????....ace whatever
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# jade goody?
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:11, archived)
# Was just thinking that
are you reading my mind?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# My thoughts too
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Fuckery shit!
That's some scary ass shit. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# arg!
its skin appears to be made of undercooked pancake! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I have just shat myself with fear
Good shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# hahahaha
shitting christ
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Thought I'd have a look on the popular page before going to bed
I think I'll sit up all night instead.... cradling a gun
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 1:24, archived)
# T'riffic.
Gold stars and woo's n' stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)