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# newsletter subject line compo time
give my comedy bone a stiffy
write something amusing yet pithy
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Mostly armless
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# did a plane crash? sorry we hadn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:15, archived)
# Like a squid in the night; inky but polite...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:16, archived)
# outsider wendy richards trumps jade goody to cancer victim of the year 2009 prize
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# you're all not here, so we haven't bothered this week
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
#
First Wellard and now Wendy Richards? Are none of the dogs of Walford safe?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:17, archived)
# cancer lols
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# read this, no this, no this, no this, no this - yes that.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Cancer? Cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Ear Cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:46, archived)
# bummers are deaf
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:18, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:21, archived)
# Y'know ...
Bummers are deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# All of the week's bile regurgitated in a stinky piss-soaked publication
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:19, archived)
# News you won't have to risk queuing in a supermarket for!
too soon?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# oof...
one of the more sickening "christ is this what we've become" stories so far this year
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:26, archived)
# RUINING TV BY REVEALING THE WINNERS OF MASTERCHEF, DANCING ON ICE, XFACTOR AND CRAP IDOL FOR THE NEXT 20 YEARS!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:22, archived)
# Bigger, bolder and better than any banker's bonus
(you lucky cunts)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Release of Newsletter minutes vetoed by Jack Straw
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Sponsored by RBS
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:32, archived)
# haha
yes
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# This^
Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Jade Goody's cancer causes plane to crash into David Cameron's son, More at 11...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:33, archived)
# We're not callous enough to put Ivan Cameron in our subject line....oh
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Illegal rendition to Morocco awaits within
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:34, archived)
# teh official newzletta ov da Goody kidz collidge fund apeel
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Give you news like Sir Fred won't give back his pension.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I think he should be allowed to keep it
simply because he's called Sir Fred.

That's ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:45, archived)
# FREE SMEAR TEST FOR ALL OUR READERS!
And if you don't take it: FREE SCARF!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Latest News: B3ta newsletter causes cancer!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Your only source of entertainment now that Masterchef has ended
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# A lump in your inbox
that should have been looked at sooner.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Oooh
I like THIS one
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Me too.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Yes, this one please
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# something amusing yet pithy
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 9:53, archived)
# COMING OUT OF YOUR CRUMB CRACK LIKE A SATAN SHAPED TURD LOAF
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:04, archived)
# slightly funnier than the collings and herrin podcast
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:12, archived)
# SCOPES OUT THE DEAD TORY SPACKS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# PISSING FUCK WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Exclusive Pictures of Wendy Richard's Wedding
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:19, archived)
# like a wig on Jade Goody, it will give you a woody
ahem
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Michael Jackson to buy Wendy Richards' bones - Full story insinde!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Because Cheezburgers Make You Fart
(Phil M'Arse and that's just the way it is, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# David Camerons socialist son turns blue
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:28, archived)
# oof
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Portugese Water Dog Puppy - Free to a Good Home
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:38, archived)
# This newsletter wants to kiss you til you're dead
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:39, archived)
# oiling the chain of the cycle of abuse
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Cliff Richard - Your Tributes
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Pith off
I don't know what pithy means :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 11:43, archived)
# Photoshop the dolly where the bad man touched you...
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)