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# Photo Manipulation
(nothing-toxic, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Wow.
You know you can't learn photoshop UNTIL you've been signed up to b3ta for at least 6 months, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# proof of captain wow's theory
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# haha!
what?

That reminds me of my sig!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Yeah! He's cheatin!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# That's either an extremely good first post
or not yours.

No reply. Not your. Have my new noobie fail.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# you're an old 2000AD fan aren't you?
you seen this....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRIPAsbhZpM
Slaine the Horned God fan film trailer. Gob smackingly accurate to Bisleys original art
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# that looks absolutely incredible
I was not expecting that at all. wow.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Ooo nice!
Woo to that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Oh fuck yes!
*Slays 1000 with his left hand, and 1000 with his right*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# hmmmm..... and still not think it too many
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I've just been reading the Horned God graphic novel
Was in the Forbidden Planet sale.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# its a fantastic read.
The treasures of Britain is particularly good.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Yupyup
Got a bit silly when they involved extradimensional aliens and bioblenders and stuff. I preferred the straightforward mythological "Let's go slay some Fomorians" stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# and a labridoodle with his winkie
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# What's all this then?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# stuff from before you were born young fella
Pat Mills and Simon Bisley's Slaine the Horned God was a comic series that appeared in 2000AD, stunning artwork and a great myth type story. images.google.co.uk/images?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4SKPB_enGB293GB293&q=Slaine+the+Horned+God&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi
this fella has made it filmy

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# Ooh lovely!
So it's free, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Damn, I read that as a great meth type story the first time. Now I'm disappointed.
Speaking of bizaare fan films though, GI JOE meets WTF
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# holy shit..... that's amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# that's nice
I'd like to see the one with the dragons or the one where he married the goddess and had a horses tail growing out of his arse
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# That's pretty damn special!
I used to love Slaine...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# the last person the board doubted
turned into david icke's henchman, tread carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# lol
Many have asked but he hasn't answered.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:03, archived)
# it will come
noobs never manage to post something and reply all in the same thread without something going tits
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Well he's either the artist Erik Johansson
or he 'alf inched it from here
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I'm not a nazi
but if anybody else posted a half meg gif they would be raped to within an inch of their account.

Edit : Thanks for reducing the size.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# that is fucking AWESOME and beyond...
but, now I am sorry about this, due to your L plate status, and due to the webaddress of the image, I have to ask:

Is this your work?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# no it isn't
that's really a real photo you took of yourself and you're claiming it's a photshop in order to hide the fact that you're actually a golem, well i know your game sunny jim typical noob FAIL



actually, that's rather spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Very well done to Erik Johannsen,
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
#
www.alltelleringet.com/

click 2008 projects
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Aww, you beat me to it
And clipmarks.com/clipmark/C0427B17-87DC-4064-B562-BA1177CE92EF/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# not often that happens
*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i remember seeing that in a photoset a while back
do you have a link to the others?
ed: it may not be yours but it's still very awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:50, archived)
# Hello Erik
been a fan of yours for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# nicely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# reminds me of the film 'unbreakable' :D
very well done
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# that liquid nitrogen can be a real bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Blimey
Thass a bit (lot) good. Fine work fella
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# That was on Digg a few days ago
so you're either very good or - as I suspect - you don't quite have the hang of b3ta yet...

here we go: digg.com/arts_culture/Interesting_Photo_Manipulations_PICS
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# o hai erik

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:54, archived)
# :D
HAI!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# *takes notes*
one step further into my quest of acquiring every b3tan's personal details
MUAHUAHUAHUAHUA
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# I PAINTED THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# that's excellent, well done
'click'
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Desklols!
Causing a Carr's Table Water Biscuit/screen interface problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# liar!
That's a photograph!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
thats brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# ARF!
Genuine silly lol snort there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Dag, Erik
Ek dink jy is Duitse, Hollandse of Afrikaans.
Kan jy belof dat hierdie pictuur is van jou eier hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# ik volen en molen
:)
(I helped save b3ta! thiswasmyclone, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# i have one of those on my face
keep catching it when i shave, really must see the doc and get it removed properly, Gillettes are good but not that good
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# or swedish.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:05, archived)
# Ah yes
That too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:09, archived)
# is this your very own work Erik
or do we have to call shenanigans?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)
# I called him 10 minutes ago
He's not in.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# anyone not in to someone as lovely as you
is a foooooooooooooool

how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:04, archived)
# Good thank you
how are you?
My Saturday night residency is going very well. For the first time ever I actually enjoy what I am doing and look forward to it.
The last one was so wonderful but spoilt by my purse getting nicked :(

How are you and how is your spinning?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I vote shenanigans
as its potato wog day
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh no you di-ENT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# wowsers....very nice :D
edit: oowww Nooobie, did you just cheat?

The FAQ is your friend...and don't you dare yo threaddelete!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# splendid stuff
*readies tin foil hat
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:01, archived)
# this isn't your work...sorry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# SHENANIGANS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:07, archived)
# ghello i am de werld famoush Erik Johansson.
i musht shay i'm preddy pished that you's been ushing my pics.

wankwankwankwankwankwankwank.

this is how all swedes speak TRUFAX!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:08, archived)
# I actually read that in a Sean Connery accent....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# ^ thish
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# U R
NOT A WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# TIN-EYE.COM cannot find a similar picture
so it may be his own work





perhaps peeps should give the benefit of the doubt untill someone can link to proof its a copy
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# or jusy go here
and look at all 'his' work for the last 3 years.
www.alltelleringet.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# just done so
Its in the 2008 archive so took a lot of finding from links above


I accept it almost certainly not "nothing toxic" work
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I'm not bothered
I'm glad it was posted. I've never seen this stuff before and I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Prove is above
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)