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[challenge entry] Does this mean I'm a geek?

/EDIT - should be MOV DS,AX (AX contains the segment address and not BX) AND INT 21H
I thought you all knew that

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:19, archived)
# It most certainly means I'M not
what the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# x86 assembly language
All the rage when I was a lad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Once I dreamt that I was a sausage roll.
none of you watch Blackadder, you uncultured buffoons
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# o_O
*sigmund freuds*

edit: haven't seen blackadder for years
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# and what a tasty sausage roll.
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Yummy!
And did anyone eat you?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I once dreamt that I was an
angle... about 17 degrees
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# What acute dream / That's cool
And watch out for Saxons.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# in the dream I was completely disemboddied
and I floated around and where I saw something that was a 17 degree angle I though "oh - there I am, isn't that nice..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# *dances like a fox*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# just a bit of 68000
(waxdart hello., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I used to have a game on the SEGA MEGADRIVE called 688 attack sub
... it was complicated and I just used to wander around the sub and then emergency surface
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# deploying towed array...
towed array deployed...

ahh - good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I had ecco the dolphin
I couldn't make him jump :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:30, archived)
# did he have the
hiccups?

ecco the dolphin was pretty good in a sort of way where it would have been better if it had involved guns somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# The only cool thing he did was jump
and I couldn't make him do it. :(

I've never been particularly good with animals.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# My sonic the hedghog got runover too
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# It's like that interracial comedy film
"Bottle-nosed dolphins can't jump"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# I played ecco for the 1st time last year on my PSP (magadrive collection)
I assumed that the years had not been kind. Was it just as shit in 1992?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# you have to remember that the alternatives were not great
...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Fairy snuff
In 1992 I was busy pounding away at my Amiga...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# that's the thing with most old games
they're great in reminiscence (and actually were good in their days), but when you break out the ol' C64 to get "that feeling" again, it's mostly a collection of bad graphics, lagged controls and simple-minded gameplay. Nostalgia's meant to stay in one's head.
(except for some remarkable pearls like e.g. Civilisation)
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# I keep meaning to break populus out again and see what it's like
but... I might not also.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# btw, they recently re-made that one for the DS

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# I still get my Amiga out for a few games
Syndicate, Cannon Fodder, Maga-Lo-Mania & Hunter.

The rest is best left in my head (like wot you said)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Golly!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# What curious coincidence
I was just thinking about biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# erm
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:20, archived)
# not at all.
you used a pen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I ran out of punch cards
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:21, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# fraid so old boy
i'm rissing my tits off personally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# *scratches head, chews crayon some more and decides to watch a fishy instead*

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Ooooo!
Nice!
*watches*
What's it's name?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# ?
Helicopter? Bridge?

Fake.


Fucksocks. Replied in wrong place.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
# You forgot to add water
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# this lol
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# It's a flying fish.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# there is, it just disappeared in th eoptimization
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# *relaxes*
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:24, archived)
# ^
It's most relaxing. Mmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Nice fishy.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# ?
Helicopter? Bridge?


Fake.


(Now replying to the correct post!)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:27, archived)
# jesus is it wednesday shitpost day?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:23, archived)
# You Sir, may fuck right off.
Just because you don't appreciate the humour is no excuse to be offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:29, archived)
# Just because you don't appreciate his offensiveness
doesn't mean you have to be offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Actually it does.
I read it in a book once.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Am it handbag tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Too many fucking people around here these days
that think they are me! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# In his defence, he's not offered physical violence yet.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Neither have I ( in my defence )
I just mentioned that there are a couple of people who will get punched if I meet them. hardly anything to get stroppy about ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Just causality in action as far as I see it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# Exactly.
They started it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# Sadly yes, it does.
You're more geeky than Stallman's underwear drawer.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:25, archived)
# ok.
That's fine.
Any more clues you could impart?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:26, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9324284

It's computer code called "assembly". Each line is called an "instruction". Thus bad instructions, the marker is having a laugh at a CLEARLY INCORRECT instruction.

(he is very geeky)
and so am I...
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:28, archived)
# :D
You win a jaffa cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:32, archived)
# *^.^*
GLEES!

I'll save it for later. Bedtime now!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# sweet dreams jelly bean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# That'll learn me for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:34, archived)
# that's a language for computers call pearls
and it was written by a woman call Thalia Tummybutton who was the first woman to be allowed into the gent's toilets at Lecherous Park where they invented the iPod. Anyway - one day, while shopping for a gimp mask, Thalia accidental gave birth to a unicorn right there in Waitroes. Obviously she was shunned from polite society and became a member of parliament. On her death bed, she sold me this watch that I'm wearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# THAT'LL learn you for asking!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# You spelt 'Waitrose' incorrectly.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:41, archived)
# it's a work of fiction
I can spell things how I like...

Thalia Tummybutton wasn't a real person.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Say it isn't so!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# she's very loosely based on a lovely person called
Thalia.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Oh lordy
Now you've explained the joke, I'm laughing my arsehole off. RIGHT OFF, SIR!

Right off, down the road and round the corner to the offy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# WOT???!!??
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# *LOL* every bloody time...
You're going to get me fired, you know...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I guess it does... :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# yes - i agree
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# This is full of win
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 15:09, archived)