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# Fucking cunts!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Whats this crap from and why you keep posting it?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# It's from Phoenix Wright.
I post it in threadwastes, trolls, flounces because I can.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Whats that about then?
...u just cut em out?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# No there's a page where there's a load of the sprites hosted.
A load of them are quite patronising out of context so I rehosted them on my site :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# so you didn't even shop them?
at all?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# SkUG did you shop the words you just used
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# STAN DIDN'T AND HIS ARE IN A NEW THREAD OMG
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# what is this, REAL WORDS TUESDAY? fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# i know right its unbelievable thats what it is
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Fuck Him Up Soulman
I got your back.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# *strike through gag*
ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# I assume you're referring to
"Fuck Him Up Soulman"
As he's talking about fucking YOU up, the gag would be that you want me to fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# actually no
it was "got your back ass" then I realised I could have just added "side"
oh well :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Yes i did
look at the pixels!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# TOAMB
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Stan didn't even post a fucking picture! Get off my case you moron :D
As I said I only post them in threadwastes, trolls, flounces, I wouldn't reply to a decent thread with them.

And I've shopped a few.
and
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# KISS MY ASSHAT BUMFACE
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# way to go ttssattskug
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I read that as ttssattsbag
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# way to read, shit for eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# :'(
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# pfft


Click for bigger (64 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# Hahahaha.
Shada we don't need you anymore, we've got the cat bases covered from now on hahaha.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Not so.
I need a genuine Shada fix regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
# why the balls is that a .jpg?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# its from a time before .gif
okay i pressed the wrong button
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I LOVE ARTIFACTS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# SkUG YOU HAVE OFFENDED ME
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# WAT WHY
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# No reason
I just wanted to post a pic of a broken lamp post. Took the pic a few days ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Haha ok fair enough
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Looks like somebody bumped into it
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# with a zamboni
from orbit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# you can probably get them from a ringtones site
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# I don't think i've ever paid for a ringtone
...silent is my current ring tone, and has been for about *thinks* gee 8 years now
and vibrate is off
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# ok, then I won't call you
i never understood people spending money for ringtones
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# you can recieve calls?
...oh wait this is a piece of wood with numbers drawn on... where has my phone gone?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I don't know
but I wouldn't stop paying the bills.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Making a trunk call?
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:05, archived)
# like regular chickens
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:06, archived)
# Haha
Be flattered I guess, you do have an awesome beard :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# i
I am awesome, but no one has me. 'sept my new Fience. She is lully
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# micto's had you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# nah
doubt it. Would have noticed the 'quivalent of a babys sneeze.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# HAHA mind out! micto's about!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Awww, beauty and the beard
^^
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# ta
ta muchsome.
(beard looking less like a homeless everyday, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# where's your pic, then?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Invisbile image is invisible
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# They are taking up half the board ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# ALL OVER THE FUCKING BOARD!!!!!!!!!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Clam down
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# cheer up.
Man Utd are making Arsenal look like fools. Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# Fucking cunts!!
Fucking cunts!!

( Mstandot calmer, Tue 5 May, 80:085, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply)












(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# Well done, but needs more horse links

8/10
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# You wish
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# Does not tie in with your signature
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
# I CHANGED MY SIG BEFORE LOOKING AT THE BOARD!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# WOAAAH AAAAGHHH AAWOOAAAAH FFUUUHH WOOAAAAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# clamier?
*imagines the clams*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Crabbier. SEA JOEK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# truefacts TM!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
# I'm not sure if this is a windup or not
I am falling on the side of windup until I have further evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# where!?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Don't tell us things like that and don't have a pic of yourself in your profile
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Right, off to ASDA to buy some spoony death for them all!

RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# SPOON!
The most non-threatening weapon ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# the irony!
sounds like a fun site to troll.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# PUDDDDDDING!
(thats his war cry)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Puuuuding?
Is that you Brian?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I don't care what the scary little bugger has in his hand I'd still run a mile if he planned on using it on me.
They are a fucking mad fearless bunch of men that lot.
Never accept a drinking contest nor a fight, you will loose badly.
But really nice blokes at the same time.
They should all be allowed to stay in this country indefinately, the governments frankly inachievable check list is quite, quite stupid.

www.gwt.org.uk/

//end rant
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# Hell yeah
They've served Britain damned well over the decades. So what does the government do? Treat them like crap and let everyone else in...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:56, archived)
# I have them to thank for my existence
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:08, archived)
# isnt't that what got you in trouble in the first place?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Pardon?
whats goin on here then
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Vagina pole vault?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# It's a mouse, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# Fair comment.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
# Hahaha
Well that's fair enough I guess :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
# Nah
Peurile? Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# Yeah, fair enough eh

You are on b3ta. You have just made a new post.
There are board nazis approaching from the east and the south.

You see an Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, Edit, I like this! and a Reply button.


What would you like to do?

>_

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
# > Cunt in fuck
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# Fuck is cunted, nazis are still approaching, now with unbuttoned nazi pants

What would you like to do?

>_
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# >_<
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
# NAZIPANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:06, archived)
# I would like to eat cake
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
# wank hobbit
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# hahaha
Kill Gandalf
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# >jump fence
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
#
>/talk
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# > Get back wasted years
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# Sorry, it's only for a game
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# low fucking poly
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:07, archived)
# there there dear
sit down, have a nice cup of tea

I might make bacon sandwiches later
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# I am about to make scrambled eggs and beans on toats
We should get together and feed the masses. We could be in for a long haul.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# ah fuck them
let's just make an epic sandwich of beans, bcoans, geggs and toats and nom it all up!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:09, archived)
# great post
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# /talk board wanker
Have i made you calmer? :D
(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
# what's happening?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
# The last hour of post
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# All the rules are out the fucking window, man.
It's mayhem. I shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# This appears directly above one of the offending posts
(Except this reply is in the way now).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
# why are there pictures of Stan holding a dildo
what did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# /board has been rather unfluff
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Yeah
Come on guys, leave the guy alone. Seriously, it was funny yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:54, archived)
# ^this
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# YEAH
Come on lets not take the piss out of anyone anymore and we can turn this board into /talk2
So anyone got a funny story? Not about anyone real though!
(Frogb3at, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
# I just bought new shoes lol
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:59, archived)
# I just old shoes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
# lmao
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# hahahaa
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:01, archived)
# That would be like me posting a huge picture of me naked
and then complaining when people made horrible photoshops of it.

If you don't want your life ripped apart on b3ta then don't tell people about it. It's not farcebook or emospace
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:10, archived)
# hahahaha That is fantastic!~
*steals*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
# what have i missed? :(
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
# What's going on here?
someone guessed yr password or summat? Or has someone or everyone been a peeeenaaarse?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Whats all this then, Stan?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 5 May 2009, 21:22, archived)