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# newsletter subject line compo
don't be a dunny
write us a funny
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Now with added swine flu, don't worry it wont kill you, unless you have some thing else wrong with you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# Stuffing you since 1845, with sawdust and mustard
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Can we have this as the subject line
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(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# AAAARGH ZOINKS
FUCK OFF WITH THAT!
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Making gin, to help you get depressed
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# "Edmunds say Deal to third wife after declining the first two offers."
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# If you swinkle while you tinkle
be a sweetie and wipe the seatie...

Sorry, that's all I could think of.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:19, archived)
# "not available on twitter due to social life"
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Was jackson murdered? And more importantly, why didnt I think of it first?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# punching drunks like a big scouse girl
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:21, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# totally this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Smashy?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# not 'alf!




.....let's rock!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Oh God, yes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# manacles, like barnacles but scrotal
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Wanking your dad off, so you don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:22, archived)
# honestly
look at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# By reading this subject line, you are agreeing to pay us £10 to cover petrol costs
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Now with 80% more Internet
(VieuxConAigri is French, throw rocks at him, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Telling it like it is from the back door
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:24, archived)
# now with 100% less news!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Seagulling the faces of those who stand against us!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)
# welcome to the national pandemic diagnosis hotline. After the tone please say "aaaah"
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Faking moon landings since 1969..
Funnier than your Dad's mate/ I wish my wife was this dirty/ Better than standing on a plinth for an hour..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# free drumstick lolly inside
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:29, archived)
# that's me sold
(Meatfish BAH, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# i have everything it takes to be marketing manager for the beano
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Sending celebrities to court for offences that usually get a slap on the wrist
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:30, archived)
# What's brown and sticky ? .............................................................................................SHIT !
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Because you have nothing better to do on a friday afternoon
than sit and refresh the homepage until the newsletter comes up
(Meatfish BAH, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Following in the footsteps of Edwin 'Buzz' Aldrin and taking the first piss on whetever we land
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:32, archived)
# Will still make you more sick than swine flu ever will.
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Variation on a theme -
Headbutting Liverpool and England midfielders on the elbow with EXTREME PREDJUDICE so you don't have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:33, archived)
# ON YOUR MOONZ PLANTING OUR FLAGZ
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
# YES!
(in capitals, no less)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Punching Gillian Mckeith in her shit-filled hump
Not topical but she has a got poo-sack for a back so fuck her.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)
# CONTENTS OF MRS. EDMONDS BOX REVEALED
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
# just publish it
for fucks sake
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:39, archived)
# FIRST COCK ON THE MOON LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I can't operate machinery because I HAVE NO LIMBS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Happy Birthday newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
# POSTING SHIT FROM THE INTERNET SO YOU DONT HAVE TO
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
# OSCILLATING OCELOTS TITS A LOT
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I like your nick

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
# run, jet feet!
you're free now!
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Heheee
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YCCru17slk
(Super Jet Shoes, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Finders Keepers Losers Weepers
The law of the playground FTW
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Teabagging the man on the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
# full of all the stuff your pub mates will be chatting about in ten months time
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
# hahaha
it's funny because it happened to me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
# 00101010
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he had his cock stuck in a chicken.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
# NO BANDS ARE NONCES AT ALL, EVER
(__, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
# The newsletter title that should have been used but was posted too late to be considered
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Man Overboard!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Fri 24 Jul 2009, 16:25, archived)