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# WISH YOU WERE QUEER
wish you were Edward Lear
wish you could steer
wish I had beer
wish you were near
wish you were (insert something that tenuously rhymes with here)

YOUR ALL FUCKING SUPER GAY!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Im in
!

the gays

\queue xander "gay me up willow"
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# SUPER HAPPY FUN SAILOR GAY BANDWAGON TIME!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# not for another 40 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Here in Swazivarkland
we are 41 minutes ahead of the UK.

I am sovvy.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# you can't be arsed to make a pic then?..
..hehe.. bandwagon ends here! =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# *queue
maudlin ballad solo.*
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# Wishful
thinking.

Pff, like Im one to comment ;)
(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# yes, that is it.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# see post above
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# aye my hero : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# wanker
i was gonna post that
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# well maybe its a bandwagon,
but at least they posted a picture instead of threadwasing, cunt

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# was that aimed at me?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# no,
it was jokingly aimed at popt_art. bandwagons are usually a waste of good board space, and so i was joking that he was wasting more by complaining about the bandwagon. but it doesn't really matter in either case, because it's just a message board on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# and i took it in good stead, i thought : )
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:38, archived)
# how sneering.
oh i say, that gives me an idea!

*fires up photoshop*

*realises he's fooling no-one*

*start*

*run*

*mspaint*
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha!
and the man is awake, you at gibs and kittens thing tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# friday
shurely
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# looks unlikely
mate's leaving do i just found out about today. will be at chthonic's/pippy's on satdi though - assume you will too?
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Yay!
Lucky old Super Gay!
(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# hahaha
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# haha
The natives are vestless.
(Sorry about the ephemeral nature of this post)
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# the peasants are revolting
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# A couple you missed:
1 syllable:
beare, bere, briere, cheer, clear, cleere, crear, creer, cyr, dear, deer, deere, ear, fear, fier, fleer, frear, freire, frere, gear, geer, gere, gier, giere, grear, greer, hear, here, jeer, kear, kier, kir, kleer, kneer, lear, mear, meir, mere, mir, myhre, near, neer, nir, peer, pier, queer, rear, schear, scheer, schweer, sear, sere, shear, sheer, shere, smear, sneer, spear, speer, speir, sphere, stear, steer, steere, tear, teer, veer, vere, we're, wier, year, zerr, zier

2 syllables:
adhere, all clear, alvear, amir, appear, austere, bashir, bassir, bear's ear, bebear, bronx cheer, career, cashier, chachere, church year, chusmir, come near, desir, dornier, draw near, dyneer, each year, emir, first gear, frontier, give ear, great year, guinier, held dear, high gear, hold dear, in gear, kamir, king's spear, laimbeer, lanier, lazear, leap year, life peer, light year, low gear, mateer, mclear, mcnear, mcneer, mcteer, menear, minear, minteer, mouse deer, mouse ear, mule deer, musk deer, oneyear, orear, pap smear, per year, plenmeer, premier, premiere, puryear, rainier, red deer, rehear, revere, roe deer, rosevear, safier, sameer, samir, school year, severe, shamir, sincere, spur gear, st cyr, sun gear, termeer, third gear, unclear, up here, vanleer, vanliere, veneer, wazir, worm gear, yasir, zahir, zaire, zamfir, zegeer

3 syllables:
auctioneer, bandolier, barking deer, bartle frere, belvedere, bevel gear, bombardier, brigadeer, brigadier, budgeteer, burro deer, casebeer, cavalier, chandelier, charpentier, chevalier, christian year, civil year, commandeer, common year, crochetiere, crystal clear, disappear, domineer, dubilier, edward lear, engineer, exovir, fallow deer, far and near, financier, financiere, fiscal year, fishing gear, gondolier, holy year, inner ear, insincere, interfere, in one ear, lagardere, landing gear, last frontier, lunar year, marketeer, mctier, middle ear, mutineer, outer ear, overhear, over here, pamphleteer, pelletier, persevere, pioneer, planet gear, profiteer, racketeer, rayonier, reappear, rensselaer, second gear, solar year, souvenir, stable gear, steering gear, summiteer, time of year, to one ear, volunteer, wagoneer, water deer, whitetail deer, without fear, world premiere

4 syllables:
black marketeer, calendar year, celestial sphere, cervical smear, conventioneer, electioneer, elephant's ear, elephant ear, every year, external ear, financial year, flight engineer, imagineer, internal ear, japanese deer, jewish new year, pere david's deer, platonic year, reengineer, tropical year, virginia deer

5 syllables:
academic year, army engineer, bioengineer, cauliflower ear, civil engineer, differential gear, highway engineer, marine engineer, mining engineer, naval engineer, pinion and ring gear, planetary gear, political sphere, railroad engineer, sabbatical year, software engineer

6 syllables:
aerospace engineer, astronomical year, capital of zaire, vestibule of the ear

7 syllables:
automotive engineer, efficiency engineer, elasticity of shear, electrical engineer, mechanical engineer, military engineer, military volunteer

8 syllables:
aeronautical engineer, metallurgical engineer
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Bless you.

(edit) elasticity of shear
i want to see someone just try and make that.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Can you
post one of these everytime there is a rhyming bandwagon?
(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# 2nded
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# I try to.
They get particularly good after 4 syllables.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# japanese deer
hahahahaha
(Hobbes, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:29, archived)
# woo! aerospace engineer!
thats me!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# I'd like to think you
didn't copy and paste that :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# HOLY FUCKING HELL
that's a fair few words to ryhme
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Well done that chap
Do you have a Dictionary/Thesaurus as a brain that was remarkably quick?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# Yes.
www.rhymezone.com
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# that's where i found
"provide with shoes"
(teh_3ntropy: Yarr!!, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# haha
funny as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# cervical smear
was that what made you laugh?

weirdo.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Sterring gear
was the one that did it for me
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# cauliflower ear
ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# pinion and ring gear
immature giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# wish you were a
virginia deer!!!

no i really do!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# Penguin games of Chicken...
(adeliefan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# o mi god that is so good,
and almost wallpaper size, do the wallpaper, do it now I want it!
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# now do
chicken games of penguin
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# wish I could animate it
But dunno how
(adeliefan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# could do but really cant be arsed
it deserves it tho. Fuck, it deserves a good flash anim to be fair.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:27, archived)
# nice picture
good caption
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# kin hell!
is that shopped or real?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# There's no helicopter.
So what do you think?
(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# is it real (seriously)
it's great :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# penguin games of chicken...
Real..I'm a talentless hack..what can I say?
(adeliefan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# go on, give them hats!
you know you want to ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:22, archived)
# hats
Dude Penguin above
(adeliefan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:31, archived)
# I dont get it
I dont see anythingg....
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:28, archived)
# DOH !


/coat...
(juckle03, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
[challenge entry] MedUSA


Wallpaper size
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# Now that's clever
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# now that is actually fucking art baby,
may I add it to b3tapaper?
And also, since its such a great image, can you match the colour for her face to the outfit?

(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# I tried but
I don't quite know how to!
Yes you may add it to b3tapaper!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# can I change the colour of the face?
sucha great idea btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# Yes,
you may - or you can tell me how!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# reducing the saturation,
and twiddling brightness & contrast should fix it.
If you can be arsed... :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Ta, but I can't
Will remember that for future though!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# very
nice word play! (woo pic too =))
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# but you aint!
..woo! =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# That's nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# ohhhh
treble but very woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# haha
its The Pathetic The Pathetic The Pathetic The Pathetic
The Pathetic The Pathetic The Pathetic The Pathetic
The Pathetic The Pathetic The Pathetic The Pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# did I just unintentionallly create a crappy meme? no.... can't be...


Thanks to all of you!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# i hope so
whatever happened to "the loathing"?
/sneaks off to spaz
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Awww
he's lovely!
(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# oh well, why not

(I helped save b3ta! NAWS Whats all this then, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# haha
likes it

front of todays metro, delagates have to clap when tony has finshed speech
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# You can't beat wednesday night TV for inspiration
Well actually you can

Creature Kunforts

</poor shoppage>
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# hahahahahhaha...
..works for me!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:15, archived)
# but I like it.
What a lovely big smile.

Mind if I post an old one?
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# they
be woooo domos :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Laughed out loud
good stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Blimeh!
He's quite fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# early applemac...
(cowsgo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# the new g5 mac...



(cowsgo, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# haa ha ha ha
waaaa ha ha ha ha ha! Is good and true! Bring back proper amigas and electronic calculators and scrap the rubbish things!
(I helped save b3ta! racketear tired, stressed and happy, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:25, archived)
# i wondered what baby griffons might look like

my conclusion, UGLY LITTLE BASTARDS

starting thinking about after i did this the other day
(yakmonkey, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# woo for baby animal shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# Not one for bandwagons normally,
but what the Hell.
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Unless it's reflected animals
I can't partake in bandwagons! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# then do "wish you were here*"
*where "here" is "the land of the symmetrical animals"...
(martian, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Nah
Can't be arsed.
I don't like bandwagons. pef!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:19, archived)
# wish this bandwagon
wasn't a pile of terrible cunt crust
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Where's an MSN FAQ bandwagon
when you want it? eh!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:16, archived)
# True
At least mine has added 'going to hell' punnage thought.
(I helped save b3ta! CitizenKaned, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Top Chumps card number 4........(48 to go..... 48 to go......tra la la )
(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# wish I was still adding to this, it could be mammoth, but havnae the time or
energy.


the links to pics work, but not many of the ones img src'd

misteralfie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/trumps1.htm


woo tho
anyone want to take it over? I can zip all the pics...
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# 1st time i've seen that.......being
a relative newbie and all............thanks...
lots of ideas there for future "chump related mischief"
(Leonardo Acropolis, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# repost


cos it was my first fp and im unjustly proud of it
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Robert Winston Churchill
(Mr Slippyfist, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hehe
that be rocking woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:17, archived)
# Sorry
I dont normally jump on the ole bandwagon but I couldn't resist.

(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# you've just posted a picture of the fear
with a caption below it haven't you?.....

ace.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Fucking fantastic
isnt it!
(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# err
its a bandwagon, what exactly were you expecting?

oh and ARRRGH
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# Good point
well made.

Out of any bandwagon expect 98% shit, 2% good. I fall into the former category.
(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:14, archived)
# fuck!!! b3tan to it!
i'm posting something similar in a few minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Im sure its 100%
better than mine.

Im just feeling lazy and very stoned and couldnt be arsed with any effort.
(Marwood, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# wow.
nice.Self referential manna.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:12, archived)
# hmmmm....



(juckle03, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# i was waiting for that one
a nice "our relationship is over" card
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# yeah
would be a good seller :)
(juckle03, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Nah,
she looks like she could probably take a watermelon without stretching.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Mmmmm
It's that woman, you know, the one that takes her pants of on the interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# hehe..
I would! (on that note , where is Sir Sand Goblin tonight??)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:13, archived)
# He's masturbating until Friday night.
Then he'll have a weak end.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:18, archived)
# /coat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# *chuckle*
=)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# teehee
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] boy george bush


yes, i indeed suck at photoshop. someone should redo it.
(stealthahh, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# i think at last count
there have been at least 20 boy george bush entries.

but unless you'd looked at all 107 pages you weren't to know! :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# the mathematical probablility of that fact is over 99.9% certain, captain
100% SPOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# "its worse than that hes.."
...fuck it... :(
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# "It's worse than that,
we've run out of milk! Jim."
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# dammit, Jim
I'm a doctor not a farmer.
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# sorry.
did not know.
(stealthahh, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# it's all right
are you a UPENN student?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# yup
its cold here now
(stealthahh, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# WOO HOO!
another phillyb3tan. Are you from around there too?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# (fortunately?) not.
boston born, jersey/western mass bred, philly for now.
any chance you know oliver longwell at uva?
(stealthahh, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:21, archived)
# im a retard
i meant alex eisenstadt at uvm. my sis is now at st. michael's...close right?
(stealthahh, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:23, archived)
# nope, sorry
he's at the other end of the state.
i'm from near philly, though. thats why i asked
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:24, archived)
# Just can't resist the
"Do you really want to hyrt me.." angle.
(dunn, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# 107 pages?
And how many are actual conjoined people and not just headswaps?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# 5!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# about 5 pages
that could be an exaggeration.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# I meant PICS!
:S
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# 5 x 10
= 50
or 60 if you use large values of 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:08, archived)
# ARRRGGHH numbers!!
stock taking day at work
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# haha
'large values of five'
classic
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# 5 x 10 images on a page
that's about 50 out of 1070...
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# i know i did one that was valid
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# You judging this one mate?
Just bobbed in. 12 Moneys on BBC1 in 20 mins. That's what I pay my TV license for.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# no
you pay your licence fee for martian's spank mags.
you know it as well as I.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:09, archived)
# now that's just cruel
you know he can't beat one out because of his 'problem'
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:11, archived)
# jesus wept
whoever judges this has got a bit of a job
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# Thank God for plug-ins...
(dunn, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# at least you
matched the fonts up all nice like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# feeling sarchastic and insulting today, are we?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# and that would differ from any other day how?



*hugs hugo*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:05, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Well, yes actually :)
I was in a meeting today and someone objected to my use of the word "cunt".

I said "Well, if cunt leaves a bad taste in your mouth then I suggest you try COCK" and stormed out.

Was fun that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Note to self..
save that one for next management meeting... :b
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:10, archived)
# Note to self.
PLEASE, please forget that one before the next management meeting.
(Oracus, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:26, archived)
# Christ.
In a way, I'm glad I don't have photoshop. The plug-ins scare me.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# I actually don't use any..
didn't even know how many were there untill now.
(dunn, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Phwoar!
You've got more plugins than my girlfriend!



err
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:06, archived)
# bah

*Artist rendering of herpes
(the two lips, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:58, archived)
# *runs for gun cupboard*
... woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# I love that
'Artist's impression' of herpes! Brill
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:02, archived)
# low on hummus,
but high on hopes!
(the two lips, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:04, archived)
# haha
*
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
# was just doing a search on getty for school boys (dont ask)
and the first line is just ace


(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)
# um
im afraid i have to ask

why were you searching for schoolboys?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I'm going to have to ask anyway.
Why were you searching for pictures of school boys?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# a joke
in msn messenger (dont ask) :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:00, archived)
# youll
see in a minute
=)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Is this another of those things that'll involve a formatting afterwards?
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:03, archived)
# haha!
noones given them this address have they?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Badly shopped, but...
(Soapy_Wit_Tank, Wed 1 Oct 2003, 22:57, archived)

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