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[challenge entry] there really used to be one
(wowBOBwow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# hahahaha
its a groaner
(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# PRESS IT!
PRESS IT HARD!


Goodnight b3tans, wherever you are...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# Sorry if its too big
(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
# no way...
..its gonna be two under... for sure.. =)
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:54, archived)
# if you're sorry it's too big
why not make it smaller?
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# cos i cant be bothered
:)
(sirhiss, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# meh
good enough excuse for 2am
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)
# When Snails dont pay thier mortgage...

Biggerosity
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# we have a mind bond,
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# things
at uni THAT bad ? :S
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:51, archived)
# never heard of the film,
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
# I'm impressed by the way that, like me,
the job centre's website doesn't work.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# i was impressed
by the sheet of web links they gave me that would help me find a job.
one of them was a porn site.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:50, archived)
# was that how
you ended up naked on Air?
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:52, archived)
# no,
that happened because i met an old guy in a gay bar who was recruiting people to go on Air naked.
i have an exciting life.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:55, archived)
# how rare

our drummer ended up naked on stage at the european music awards

and he got paid
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:58, archived)
# haha.
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# your band is but
a regular dwarf away from superstardom
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# i really need to find that dwarf again.
i love him. and i miss him.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# Gerald hated being tied up...


(siddy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The rollover into the new century
confused victorian net users everywhere


(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# I always thought the victorian bug
was something you caught in Melbourne
(gamera, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# Sorry...
I don't want to throw off the rythm of the board, but I need an unaltered picture of good ol' Svenno. Anyone got one? I don't know where to find one on account of me being an idiot.
Thanks.
(maxwell_smart, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
#
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# bottom of FAQ
"download Furtive" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)
# Well....
Ah! I see it. Thanks!
(maxwell_smart, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# i read your name
as maxine carr.
i think it's because i quite fancy her.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# there once was a smiling
herpes node, turgid with pulsating pleasure, it wandered left a bit, right a bit and the settled uopn the curious palm tree. The tree smiled and recited Poe awhile until the colon constricted. With the sphincter reeling, the gaseous wastes of Nebraska were freed once more and roamed the planet seething at the horrors that had unfurled since their last incarceration. A golf ball solved the looming problem, thwackking Bobby Davro upside the temple. A great roar filled the stadium and the mouse was finally free!
Here is the mouse.

being finally free, he shall consume the cheese of his choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# have you been
taking my medication?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# I have.
I can't stop frothing.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# whats yer brand name?
I may have ingested in the past
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# venlafaxine effexor.
i let a chum take some once and he nearly died.
hehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# hee
that's my sisters tipple!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# i take two of
the HUGE tablets a day now.
they're hard to swallow.
but fun to give to people and watch their behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:49, archived)
# When I was at uni
there where a couple of people in my corridor in halls that stole my food. I thawed some out one day and carefully added a huge dose of varying (hand-powdered) anti this-n-thats.
I didn't see them for over a month.
I laughed :)
and then broke off noodles in their keyholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:53, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:56, archived)
# actually
i think i'd rather have your drugs instead.

woo~ very.. markovian, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# then I bet youll
come crawling back to me for some of my drugs to normal things up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:41, archived)
# my utility
is seperable!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# yay!
excommunicate!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:36, archived)
# Shit!
I wish I'd thought of that tag line..
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:38, archived)
# if you change it
I'll delete :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:40, archived)
# Naa
credit where credit's due...





I'll use it when I repost... =D
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# which you must
because that deserves more wooness
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:45, archived)
# that
rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:37, archived)
# Been done?
Lollipopssss!!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# Voo!
Jay!
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# well,
no sleep for me then. jesus christ.

wooooo. scary, but very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
*jumps onto chair*
g'night
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# jumps INTO chair?
Where were you before?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# went to bed and couldn't sleep
and if that's the Child Catcher, wooooo!
if not, then yay...but I'm sure it is
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sob... love the CCBB, now you've gone and done it!! damn you!!

top pic!

I'm now cowering in the corner....truly srumptious, you're truly, truly scrumptious....has it gone yet?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# for you and your Hollywood ways ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:29, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:32, archived)
# arf!
it's only a matter of time
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:35, archived)
# :)
wow, love your hammerhead shark
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:47, archived)
# Anthony Hopkins...
As the Childcatcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Yes
No?
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:42, archived)
# Hmmm...
Gaunt figure with lank black hair, being nice to children...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# looks like
bjork.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Dapper (for Doc Phil)

Muh it's far to late for this kind of thing
(Dekker, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# rah!
super :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# the gramaphone
reminds me of Kaiser.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# Well spotted!
(And very well drawn, Mr. Artist!)
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# yaaaar!
a big HONK/PARP would close it.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# ooh yeh,
forgot to mention, it is very lovely drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# lovely
nice attention to detail with the painting, sah. i duly doff my cap
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# top notch!
w/y/badger!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# yum and love painting
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# He's bad.
(ryloth, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# where's that "woosh" gif when you need it?
o.o
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# don't ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# It's fantastic!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# my best work yet.
i used lots of filters on the eiffel tower, then took some acid, then drunk some absinthe, then i can't remember what happened but that was on my screen when i woke up four weeks later.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# it deserves a nobel prize!
w00t!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# I have your left eyeball.
in a jar, filled with monkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# i wondered where they got to.
the scallywags.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# ooh
that's like the czechoslovakian cartoons they put on C4 sometimes...
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Crab Bloke isn't Czechoslovakian
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:17, archived)
# *asks*
went to france?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# you can ask,
but there really is no answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# in that bit with the dots
i swear theres a sort of turin shroud effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:15, archived)
# unf?
wooooooooooooooooosheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Underage and Naughty Fucker
?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Uncultured swine!
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=uNF
(ryloth, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# you can blow on the tops of stuff to make neat sounds..


just studied the pantheon in one of my classes.. haha.

([virtue and fault], Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# hehehe...
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# amazing innit!
beautiful building
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# Hehe!
Reminds me of...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# oi gimpy
look below dammit
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# seeing that this weekend
will think of you
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# It's quite impressive.
Take a beach ball...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# dont ask me...
I just hit keys randomly on my keyboard until something like this happens...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# lol
thats pretty cool.

Well - I liked it.

(D.A. Jim Garrison, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# m-m-m-m-monkey
m-m-m-m-monkey
m-m-m-m-monkey

etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# i like that
because i can't tell what the fuck's going on
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# as soon as i find out,
i'll tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# i like your drugs better than neville's
can i have some?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# no.
they're mine, all mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# my drugs are good too
theyre just a bit more different like
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:10, archived)
# they are quality drugs
but i want "non-sequitor" drugs tonight, not "coherent but hatstand"
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:14, archived)
# my drugs are fulyl legal and prescribed and keep me normal.
it's when i don't take them that i start going abnormal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# I don't care if this has been done before :P
(eltawater, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# roast pea, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# he has
et fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Tony Blair talks exclusively to news.bbc.co.uk about
Mo Mowlam.

"I could have put my whole hand in," claims the Prime Minister.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# bleurgh
just bleurgh...

imagine him having a threesome with anne widdecombe as well
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# they all love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# hahahaha:
www.cruisenight.net/HotRod%20Bus%2001.jpg
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# i love the irony
in that it's a short bus
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# are you a yank?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# nope, but i know the reference
and it's an american bus after all
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# You happy orangutan
repost for compo.
(Roland Deschain, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# !
hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# hæhæ:
wagdog.com/jackets/jacketsart/flames.detail.jpg
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# i donut geddit.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Now that he's stayed at the palace . .
George has decided he should change his look a bit . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# i bet it was
professor liebstraum's idea.

woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# he's a top bastard
that's what he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Nah...
He's nowhere near wild(e) enough.
(notcarlos, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Straight out of "where the
wank twats are"
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# evening all :)

(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Quite
mesmerising!
w/y/h
(byebye, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# how pretty
rune stone cowboy

(that's what the circles in the circle reminded me of)
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# Blimey!
That's rather special!
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# happy now?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Throw this javelin, I will
or is that not Fatima Whitbread?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Water Tower with FatimA Yoda and rocky balBOA
he reckoned i couldnt do wtfayboa as a jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# *claps*
Are you in Tenuous D?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# That is is the BEST THING EVER!
99% FACT 1%WYH
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# *bows*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# that reminds me of playing with a laser pointer
and a long exposure setting on the side of a cornfield at night as the Aurora Borealis danced along the horizon :)
albatross.mysite.freeserve.com/usa-20-28thOct/pages/197_9713-b.htm
for example
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# really?
it reminded me of my home planet
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# where were you hiding
when i was filming in afore mentioned cornfield?
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I was just out on the edge
taking an overview :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# i'd like to see the results of that little adventure
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# The whole load from America are here
www.albatross.freeserve.co.uk/
the 20th-28th have the particular ones I mention
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# hmmm
creative
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# That makes me want to return to the Woo
mb
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# spordlepaddletastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Who's
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# U are.
.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Sha
mon
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# eeeheee!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Ih!
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# "Ya'll dint fink bubbles
was a monkey di'cho? Sure, she my banana, but she aint got an inch of hair on her god damn body! now you know what I'm talkin' about...HEEEEHEEEEEEE"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# that girl who plays bubbles...
mmm...

back in 5 minutes

no... 3
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# "Dat be my neighbours the Osbournes
they be filmin' doc-u-men-tay 24/7 cha'mon. Check them out, they say f**k more than I do"

And yes, she's fit! I can't remember her name though.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Cha'mon


/pendant!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# cha'mon
ewe
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# cha'mon
harvy moon, for me and my gaaaaaaaaaal
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# Apparently
he's entered the number two slot.

/coat
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Is it me
Or is he looking more and more like Bette Davis?
(Willabark Miss Adventure, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# It's you
that's looking more and more like Bette Davis.

This is a complete guess.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Oh
noooooooooooooooo!
I was so hoping no one would notice *sob*
(Willabark Miss Adventure, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# he's just gorgeous,
isn't he.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# He is! He's the bad man, officer"
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# pearost from not bloody long ago
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# I think it's
the pixelation that makes that pic!

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# does give the right effect eh, and very much by accident
hey me! keep your ego in check!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Betsy tries alchemy.

(nan-demo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm........
roast beef........
(Leonardo Acropolis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# yoku
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# She made
a mis-steak there...

Edit: said while cow-ering in the corner
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# aaaaggghhhh..........
the puns.......THE PUNS.........
(Leonardo Acropolis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Is that a bison burner
she's using?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# apparently the
sound of that explosion was herd miles away
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Hopefully the fire brigade'll
arrive quickly at the scene of the...



wait for it...



yak-ccident.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# don't milk
it too much
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I don't think we've quite exhausted it
udderly.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# (cow)Pat on
the head for that one

finding it difficult to think of more
(I helped save b3ta! 95778132, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Buffalo
love of God, keep trying.

:)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# only calf of the puns so have have been a little bit good.
the rest are bullocks
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Another contender!
That raises the steaks somewhat. Where were you beef-ore?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I just thought
I'd keep the flow going and field some of my own.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# But surely it's
pasture bedtime?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# I usualy stop up during the nights
and sleep through the graze
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Nothing'll leather
come of that lifestyle.

Moo mark my words

edit: I've won! Hooray! A winner is me! Nine may challenge the might of Shit Pun Jesus!

(dances)

edit again: NONE may challenge the might. Not nine. That sounds like the Silmarillion.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:07, archived)
# she won't be
fresian after all that heat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Cows:
You Know It Makes Sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# VOTE COWS
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# VOTE COWS NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# ¡VIVA LÀ REVOLUÇION!
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# 'Oy! None of that foreign muck here!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# BUY BRITISH
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# NO PARKING
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# / ! \
DANGER
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# KEEP THE POUND
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# POST NO BILLS
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# POST SNOWBALLS
!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# How about Wills?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Mustard's yellow!
Back off Brussels.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# that's lovely :)
I'm off now. night!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# nn
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# . o O
this is no moon ball of wool
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# The Spores™
love this with all their Fronds.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# silly
cow
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# Silly Moo!?!
sorry i went all alf garnet there
(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Coooons. Bladdy coooons.
Was it Alf's stupidity or his racist comments people were laughing at?

Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# hopefully his stupidity
that was the writer's intentions anyway
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# That's never backed up by the laughter track though.
Intellectual wankery.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# oooops!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)

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