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# In the Dun Cow pub,

George discovered a challenge he couldn't refuse.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# woo
world leaders in a literal pissing contest, love it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# haha
thats just plain dirty!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:15, archived)
# the visitors were obviously unimpressed
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:10, archived)
# bwahahahaa
that's great!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# hooray!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# Lunacy
I love that.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# haaha
yay !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# mmm easter island
where the eggs come from
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# jesus was born there!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# the eggs?
umm
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# yummy easter eggs of course
you have to go to Switzerland for a chocolate watch though
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# i like that
a lot!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
*looks down board*

Blimey, you've been a busy chap this afternoon.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# yeah.
Hades. I recognized it straight away.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
# Why?
Do you go there for your holidays?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# yes
but I am going at low season next time. It was frankly too hot last time.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# meeep!
are you trying to give us all nightmares?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:13, archived)
# boing!


extreme spring-board diving
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Argh
that's fantastic
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# I don't really have a problem with heights but...
*bloik*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:05, archived)
# HA HA ha!
that's great
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Very nice composition
Result !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# AAAAAH!!!!
imagine him landing in the football stadio. hehe nice match
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# Penalty!
No it's not, it's OBVIOUS that he dived!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# now this is how you dive for a penalty


sorry about the comic sans and football related gaggery
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# ha ha!
uncanny!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# good old red and white :)
can't beat it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Class Pic
Very funny,How about Rio Ferdinand as the forgetful donkey
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# dear god
.....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:11, archived)
# woooah!
i feel dizzy now.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# brilliant!
makes me feel queasy though
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:07, archived)
# wonderful
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:08, archived)
# squawkeeow?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# argh
cat bird!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# The mice
don't stand a chance now
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:00, archived)
# poor little mice

edit: ok it's a rat
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Superb !
very nicely done
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# eh ?

Not big enough ? Click pic for even bigger (290 K)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:49, archived)
# awww
its jugerling
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# tham
am most fabulous!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# woo!
fantastic, a juggling baddie from spykids!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Top notch!
Quality
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
#
Eek
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# splendid!
flawlessly done o!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# fantastic!
i love the eye movements.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# YOU LOON!
The eyes are pure quality- wooyay for low level spongage!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# yay for Mr. Oco!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# trés bon
loon :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:01, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# That did my head in
because I thought 'oh, he's swapped the head with the hands' - but then I thought 'but you don't juggle hands, you juggle WITH them'.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Young but dangerous


Don't mess with her.....

(plz, yay for fluffyness)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# LoL
awwwwwww
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# good!
your're being fluffy. keep it up.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# hay
you look like my age
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# you smell like
my cats litter tray
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# you look like
my grandmother
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# now now
no grooming on this board ;)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Inapproprite Google Image result no. 394
Search for Blue Sky - NSFW

sorry for thread hijack.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
The first result for "Star Wars" used to be a pic of Chewie pron
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:54, archived)
# what's chewie porn?
a guy performing oral at that time of the month?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# ...
...oh god, that was horrible >.<
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:57, archived)
# Hehehe
It was a pic of Chewbacca and Princess Leia erm... doing it like they do on the discovery channel
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# this one?
here
NSFW!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:09, archived)
# such a satisfied look on his face!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# yeah it still is
if you type starwars as one word
*shocked*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# do you mean
a pic where he's naked?

/ehhrmm.... what?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# repost :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# the fowl, wild west
Bock bock bgawk! Who's the quickest on the draw?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# hahahahaha!
most woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# *spurs them on*
sorry
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# utterly hatstand!
more of this kind of thing!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# They are great!
It took a while for that to animate so I thought I was being really slow... :/
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha
yay !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# marvellous
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:02, archived)
# angel of genius!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# bok bok!
ficksup lookshaaaaarp!

is it Dizee Rascal?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:06, archived)
# eh?
?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# suck it
suck it hard
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# WOO!
YAY!
HOOOOOOUPLA!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# oooh
come here and give us a kiss, gorgeous
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# Givusakiss
Very woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# puckering up
for a kiss?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# very good!
woo to you sir!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# ooh, that be gummy.
woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# Super !
woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# even if he did turn into a prince
i would'nt
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# wooo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:03, archived)
# I'm sorry
It was one of those dreadful puns that just wouldn't leave my mind... until I had crappily paintmashed it.

*hangs head*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# In repentance
you will find forgiveness.

Hehe.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# ?
what does this mean?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# it's a coded message to rob
that informs him that his cover is blown, and MI5 are heading for his house, so he should shred the documents and scarper to the airport.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Darn!
Spotted.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# The codeword is
'Pussywillow'
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# *wonderful happy thought about alyson hannigan*
...mmmmm... pussywillow....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# mmm... catkin...
*cough*
what?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# =O
catkin is a word i haven't had occasion to say in years, so i'm going to say it right now.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Did you enjoy it?
Last time I said it I had to try and explain what it was to my Finnish friend. Doh.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# catkin!
yes, very therapeutic it was. it also made me laugh to be said as a non-sequitor... argh, explaining little things like that is annoying... i recently had to explain the term "minger" to my friend's japanese girlfriend x.x

EDIT: i should state that she isn't a minger, but i believe the conversation was about jade goody. i've also had to explain the euphemism "badly packed kebab" to her as well x.x
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Pwoar!
Williow pussy...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# ahh, my poem about alyson
willow, willow,
I'd like to see you
bite my pillow
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Cor.
Who wouldn't!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# That is just super
I think we should have a b3ta poetry thread
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# It's a question mark
you've used it surprisingly well seen as you dont know what it means
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Arf.
Nice one!

I did some time observing teaching in a primary school and apparently question makrs and exclamation marks are 'posh fullstops'.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Hehehe
that made me laugh lots, for some unknown reason
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Watch "The Matrix".
if you keep going on like this you'll get nowhere here.
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# i have
most of it is pointless for me
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# i give up
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# is it because
you have no eyes?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i have eyes
just that i am very tierd right now
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# And stupid.
Don't forget stupid.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# "tierd" enough not to spell correctly?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Your like a stress toy, relieving all my anger and agression
YOU FUCKING MORON, HOW THE HELL DID YOUR PARENTS MANAGE TO WORK OUT HOW TO BREED? WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS A BABY OR DOES THIS RETARDEDNESS COME NATURALLY?

And... relax
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# it come
NATURALLY to me
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# you really
are pathetically clueless.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# In fact:
19 days, 20 hours and 5 minutes of pathetic cluelessness.

And 138 messages worth of idiocy.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# woah lethe
calm down mate
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I don't like him.
If he's stupid, then he should get a clue eventually. If he's a troll, then the gloves are off.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# fair enough
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Seems so
Are you 'special'?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# to meany people
(do u h8 me?)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# You are only just
realising that?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# yer yes
should i slow down posting messages?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# You should stop being
so dense and get a clue. Correct usage of English would be a bonus, but the main thing we have against you is that you DON'T LISTEN! We have tried repeatedly to help you, and it is insulting when you don't listen to our advice, especially when you join our community.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# look
in front of you is a proper keyboard, and there is no 127 character limit to messages.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# i have a hard time believing you could really be so dense
i suspect you to be a sock-puppet
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# hey hey
don't knock sock puppets. I've got a blue and red stripey sock puppet that's won Mastermind twice*.

*may contain traces of *LIE*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# what was the specialist subject chosen?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# toe jam
It was Chinese literature the second time though.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# well
i am very sorry that i am geting you steamed up

ill try and do better
how can i improve?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Click this link.
Read the text. Learn the text. Will yourself to become one with the spirit of the message. Believe in your zen, find your centre, and release your inner hummus.

Words to live by
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Well done sah.
I'll give you a Fluffiness scout badge for that.
(sorry I don't know if you're a sah or a marm)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Hmm, I don't deserve one
After the rest of this thread.
But thank you for the thought.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)
# we need puns
i think that's the 23344th time i've made that joke
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# but the nun's have guns
so everyone wins
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# yeah
you probably can't see but they also have nice, determined expressions on their nunny little faces. like "let's get 'em, girls". why aren't the nuns round here like that?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# I bet they're naked beneath those robe things too
brazen as you like dirty hussies
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# "nun's"?

/pedant
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# thanks
i didn't want to be the one
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# damn your eyes
:(
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# And
britches
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# Ahahahaha
hahahahaa!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Woo
:D
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# norse racing
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# Woo!
top punnage
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# that made me laugh
a lot.

woooooooooooooo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# Yay! I like puns...
lots of puns
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:34, archived)
# gaaah!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# God made me do it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Hehehe
I like that a whole lot
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# Marvellous!!
woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# hehe
they look like my dogies
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# she seems to have a total recall
fetal dog type thing stuck to her stomach
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# cool!
kind of like a real early openGL effect!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:29, archived)
# yeah, that whatsit thing
gourd shading, innit?

yes, gouraud, i know
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:32, archived)
# i did a course on it last year,
gouraud was the intensive normal iterpulation one right? My little boat project looked absolutely terrible
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# HeHe
very good
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:31, archived)
# Bit windy out
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:26, archived)
# yay!
poor bunny
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:28, archived)
# heh heh!
nicely animated.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# ahh
lovely!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:43, archived)
# hahah
That's excellent
Yay you !
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# ....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# i dont know
what he likes about it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# man touches own wifes arse
- headline news
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# haha
"This just in, some Men like their wives"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:27, archived)
# The Police altered the image...
As they were sure Michael's latest surgery would make people worried
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
#
SKIN COLOUR: FUCK ONLY KNOWS
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# kinda like
Crayola Pink
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# question everybody
what do you find sexy then?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# Not threadwasting...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# corned beef

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# spoons
lots of them
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# what about sporks
they get me going! ooh baby!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:24, archived)
# sporks rule!
*FACT*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# silly chickens
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
# WTFAYBOAYFC?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# everything
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# You would.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# of course he would
he's Sunshine Elephant
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:25, archived)
# That scence from Monty Python
With the many milkman.

mmm... milk
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# For some reason
Debbie contracted a hideous skin condition after 5 and a half seconds.

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAARGH
BAKERITIS! RUN!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# AHHHHH
gouges out eyes
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# asdlkfjl;asdkjfl;asjkdf
adsfasdfasd asdfas
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# couldn't have put it better myself
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Argh!
Kill it/him/her!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# Argh!
Didn't see that animate first!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:21, archived)
# My friends tell me there is a small animal living in my mouth...
naturally i didn't believe them
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# blimey
it's like the black & white minstrel show all over again
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# why?
because it's black and white?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:19, archived)
# there's some gray too
for the antialiasing
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] cat5 cable....geddit ...ahahahah...................I'll shut up

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)
# TJ
What the feck?

I just saw a Weebl and Bob advert on TV!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# yes,
we know
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# How
did you know i was watching TV?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# mwahahahahah!
it's a bit like 1984!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# Ah, but
Was Big Brother watching him, or
was he watching Big Brother?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Or was it neither?
oh, sorry. i missed the point.

or did i?

big brother will know. or will they?

oooh, this is just like 1984! ahh! the thought police!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:18, archived)
# no way!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:11, archived)
# ok
no need to be sarky....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:14, archived)
# Very
cuttying
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:15, archived)
# i don't believe it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Fresh and pure
from the anchor dairy
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# something has gotta be done about jacko's nose....
michael jackson nosejobsmichael jackson nosejobs
either go "sans" or do something really creative... [i call this model the "reptile penis"]

[a few more suggestions here]
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:06, archived)
# is there a rule?
after how many times of receiving no comment should i stop posting here???? hmmm
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)
# not really
but if you get upset because no one replied then you probably should stop
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:16, archived)
# no rules. keep posting.
but ask yourself how many replies you've posted this afternoon.

what goes around comes around, n all that.

nice work on jacko btw. :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:30, archived)
# good point munkt0n and cheers mrRush
i am on dial-up these days. thats why i dont comment much..

i just made another version.
NSFW!!!
suggestion6: the "x-rated"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:33, archived)
# yuk!
:P
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)

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