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I see your curry man

and i raise you with...

a naughty hand

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

that's pretty psychophallic

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

what is going on

has this whole community gone homoerotic and fart obsessed?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

gone?

GONE?

it always has been

were all gay

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:23, archived)

Not me

I *heart* swat teams!

HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)

♥?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)

thats mainly just you

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Darkedge, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

This

is not your personal tennis court.

This is my personal space where I vent my anger.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

but surely

the point of b3ta is to make funny pics/vids

-
that is exactly what we are trying to/are doing

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)

it's no-ones personal space

it's a shared area.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)

Awwwwww, innit sweet!?

GROUP HUG!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)

note:

I believe the hand was severely burnt

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)

Mmmmm

Rudeness.

I'm off to the pub. Try and remember the minichallenge pics and I'll put my entry in next weekend.... heh heh.
Later on then...

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Tart Monkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:22, archived)

My return

Swat team to the rescue!

Click for biggy

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:27, archived)

since i would have to make one sooner or later...

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

erm

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

having a wireless mouse is so cool

especially when a brand new keyboard and wirelss mouse in black and charcoal is only 5 pounds!

the mouse has two scroll wheels aswell for sum reason :S

woo the pic btw

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

If it was possible to sue people for wasting your time,

I'd sue whoever told you to make that for everything they've got.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

You don't want to mess with these..

..they know all the ratruns.

(inflateable, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

YES!

Very Woo!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

R.A.T.S.

Robot Anti Terror Squad

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munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

did you

use this?: www.brunching.com/cyborger.html

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)

Rock On.

Variant Optimized for Repair and Killing

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)

Woo

and Yay

(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:20, archived)

Serve for photoshop tennis!

psychodelic curry man!

Click for bigger file!

Anyone up two ball tennis?!?

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

2 ball tennis?

sounds dirty.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:12, archived)

I'm terribly confused

I came back to minichallenge, but I don't understand which images to use - are we still on this one:
www.justwhat.com.au/img/productImages/thhh-5890.jpg

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100% kitten better than ever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

it's a minichallenge frenzy

i might combine them all

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

and then shove them up your arse?

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

No.

Yours.

Sideways.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

Yes.

I'm boinging it around at the moment. there seem to be lots of games of tetty-tennis going on too though.

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

you'd best start peeling spuds

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munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

The joys of pre-peeled potatos........

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supermoore: HUNG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:17, archived)

i don't know what

tetty tennis is - and kitten was right earlier - there seemed to be about 3 minichallenges at once! but a few of us have made pictures from that source image.

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

Yes.

That's the one.

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Tart Monkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:19, archived)

Heres my return to the bus one!

Click for visibility

Edit, and i'm 4rthuring now!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:18, archived)

just because.

sorry about the size, it is a touch big.
should be a bit better now.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

it is wonderful!

(how did you manage to get it that size in greyscale?)

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

pffft!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

i have no idea

i shrunk it by 50% AND shrank the filesize. it must be the egg. bloody chickens.

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

maybe

you've still got it set to use 256 colours?

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

it is at that,

you could reduce the number of colours and the file size would be titchy

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rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

how?

it's in black and white isn't it?

(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:13, archived)

256 shades

of black & white..

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munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

what program are you using?

gifs use a colour map for optimisation of up to 256 colours, but if you limit it to say 8 colours when you're working with black and white the map is smaller, so the image is smaller. that probably doesn't make any sense, but it is true

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rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

here

16 colours. 88k

www.mutantwalrus.co.uk/hosted2/lurchegg4.gif

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:16, archived)

hehehe!

youuuuu raaaaannnnggggg?

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munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

Can I get this off of my chest please?

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Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

a stitch in time

saves nine

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rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

Ooooo

I like replies like that. I see your proverb and raise you:

Eat, drink, be merry, for tomorrow we die.

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Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)

of super-uptight board fascists,

from hypertension? (oops, read that wrong.)

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

bored fascists

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

however....

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100% kitten better than ever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:14, archived)

board control?

watermelon that, it'll never happen, only a complete happy baby orangutan would do that.

...oh

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munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:15, archived)

Hahaha

Woo yay!

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Thy Maker Has it really been that long?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:24, archived)

NOT A TENNIS ENTRY

funeral of a bus driver, sorry for shiteness
bigger

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Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

hah hah hah

shiteness exempt, the heart was there!

woo!

evening all...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

made it smaller, t'was too big

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Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

maybe. i'm on Broadband so i don't give a monkeys

i'm cooking up my ONLY bush pic. should be ready soon...

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

my first ever post was bush* related

* the GW kind not the other.

edit: pearost

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Paper Tiger, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

Very good

wooooooooooo

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

I had a GOLF SALE ad on the back of one of the buses

but it was too crap to post.

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

I saw someone t'other day

wearing a t-shirt that said "Golf Sale" on it, with a little arrow and everything.

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Paper Tiger, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

perspectivewise

that one at the front nearest to us is tiny

i want it

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

reach for it

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Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

Santas little helper

my 4th photoshopped image :p
(I've posted this before)

(Panda, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

I say old boy

it's terribly bad form to repost stuff, read the FAQ, and you'll be fine

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munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

yes,

but it was reposted for the comp by the looks of it

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

it is a

comp repost, which is semi acceptable..

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

mini challenge

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

eh?

what mini challenge?
woo! to the pic, it's nuts!

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munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

the dancing toilet roll holder challenge?

/making stuff up

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Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

spacefish

suggested a fuzzbucket-style minichallenge earlier. tart monkey and i got started on pictures, and mystery bob posted a pure genius one down there.

edit: source images thread: www.b3ta.com/board/2376870

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

old

skool!

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rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

join in, rogan!

go on!

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

madness!

that's the sort of thing my mum would buy

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munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)

it's

Australian.

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:11, archived)

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

yes!

woo!

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

woo

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)

haha

how wonderfuly mad !

what are the base pics for the mini-challenge ?

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oCo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

several seem to have started up simultaneously,

but the one i used is here: www.b3ta.com/board/2376870

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

ok, thanks :)

*opens potatoshop*

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oCo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)

yay!

and woo! go oCo!

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)

crasy!

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rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)

mystery bob's one

is the best so far
www.b3ta.com/board/2377005

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:02, archived)

haha! woo!

that would have added a nice surprise in Twin Peaks.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

a nice surprise, but not at all out of place

and good evening Sir!

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:04, archived)

That's fab. You win.

Mine's in a state of disaster and I was supposed to be in the pub 2 mins ago, so I'm going to have to come back to it.

I'm sooooo bloody slow I am.

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Tart Monkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)

well i have no doubt it will be brilliant

enjoy yourself at the pub!

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freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)

I on the other hand

Have every doubt it will be brilliant.

It's um, odd. But I'll come back to it, I always do.

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Tart Monkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:10, archived)

quick question

not meaning to waste threads but Where the watermelon can i find a decent status quo pic?

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

www.mutantwalrus.co.uk/kit.html

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

oh bollocks to this

i'm going to the pub

i don't care if i'm skint

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

just get a really long straw,

and drink other peoples

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stevierar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

Ooo, good plan!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

or just abuse someone

until they throw their pint at me.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

sell your body

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

i wouldn't get enough

for half a lemonade.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)

odds are good that that question if asked frequently

therefore, a good answer would be found in the FAQ.

don't complain that its not in there. read it through, and you will find what you need

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Or is it?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:52, archived)

(( b3ta room? ))

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?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

Must... resist... Isketch....

right, I'm away to watch the Two Towers Stupidly Long Edition!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:50, archived)

Jim and Billy loved nothing more -

- than to jump in their Gnu and mess around on the river....

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

As you do

With a Gnu
I think this picture
Is pretty woo!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

mmmm...

punnage

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:46, archived)

I repine for the days of good punage.

Recently the board has a belicose feel about it.

So, to interlade such happenings, what could be more fun than a hollowed out gnu?

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

larf

hardy har!

(moose monkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

Nice reflections,

but I fail to see how it relates to the challenge ...

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oCo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:53, archived)

The gnu has a job as a canoe.

Bloody hell!
It has more in common with the challenge than some of the challenge entries I've seen.

Jesus H Christ!!! (H for Herbert)!!!!

At least it's a shopped image and not some image thrown up in a 'hey - shop this' manner!

AARRGHHH!!!!

(thanks for the 'nice reflections' bit though!)

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)

I didn't criticised your picture

I think it's rather good actually ... I just wanted to understand why it has been entered in the challenge.
(animals doing our job)

Sorry to have made you go all '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

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oCo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:01, archived)

having a laugh!

Apparently, in the 'This is:XXXXXXX' on POST A MESSAGE page, it just says 'animals with jobs'

But....to be picky - in Papa New Guinea the cannibals used human skin to make canoes...so to stretch the imagination a little....the gnu is replacing the human skin on the boat of these sick little bastards!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)

I can't see the difference!

Can you?

(Shorneee, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

The original didn't have the

HUGE white borders?

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

hahahaha

so true

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

Ooops!!!

What borders ;-)

(Shorneee, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:47, archived)

Ha ha ha

nice edit!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:51, archived)

Nicely pointed out

Thanks:)

(Shorneee, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)

Nope! He doesn't like raisins either

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

Hello Mr. Isketch!

/edit - well done for getting napalm!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

I thang yew

I thang yew!

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Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

Can I pet him?

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King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

fantastic !

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Tedmus, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

praise indeed!

ta
:)

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

it's a...

chinchillawooooooooooooo!
In both the wolf sense and b3tan sense.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:43, archived)

very very very very nice!

wyh!

(yakmonkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

Well,

once you've tasted blood you'll never go back.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:45, archived)

woo

that's good 'shopping that !

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oCo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:48, archived)

REALLY quick

too late for the band-wagon, been done?

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Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

a bandwagon pic

done quickly

i don't know whether to kill you or your family.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

both.

(moose monkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

shit

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Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

bye bye!

see you in hell/ heaven!

(moose monkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:44, archived)

kill his family

and feed them to him.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:40, archived)

I like your thinking.

I'll go get my killing socks.

(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

no...

you must blenderize his family then give them to him in a tasty family size milkshake!

(moose monkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:42, archived)

nah

i'll process them and make them into little green blocks.

i think i'll call them soylent green.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:49, archived)

Aiyaa!

Giant eggs give Uncle indigestion!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:36, archived)

do you actually watch that?!

if so you are an incredibly sad person.

(moose monkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

you...

must never question Uncuuuuule!

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

one more thing

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:09, archived)

it's a cracking show.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:41, archived)

i'm doing a project on the beatles

and i dont want to
i made this to make it more fun

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:33, archived)

that is hilarious

woo to you sire

edit- especially ringo's head

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:34, archived)

hehe

good for a website with beatle midis.

(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:38, archived)

yeah, i'm jus watchin it while i listen to all my MP3s on random

goes quite well with Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:39, archived)

Spiffing

That

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Tart Monkey, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)

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