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I have had this in my head all day

the slapper!

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Muns, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)

by the looks of her smile

so has she

woo yay

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:41, archived)

skull buggery

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)

heh

heh heh heh etc

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bigshape like a glove!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:41, archived)

pfft!

Woo!

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supermoore: HUNG, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:41, archived)

nice.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:41, archived)

Ooooorrr

This is better than free porn

(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)

you're quite strange

you know that?

you'll fit in perfectly here

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:44, archived)

Better a fetish of Garfunkel

than a fetish of Art. or is that the wrong way round?

(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)

Yay

for memories of old childhood cartoons and... oh dear, they've been
irreparably damaged now due to that huge cock. damn

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:41, archived)

maybe this will help.....

picture Mr. Tickle fisting little miss naughty.

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Muns, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:46, archived)

hahaha

fucking penny crayon!!

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)

not yet, but soon.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)

Any excuse to repost this

p.s. Woo!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)

the 7up tour

i know i'm probably too late...
who cares wins.

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bigshape like a glove!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)

she's still lovely

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tweaknik, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:39, archived)

Still would..

.. maybe

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)

She annoys but I still would

Hey look!

I made it!

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:41, archived)

yay i managed mine at 3 this morning

hurray

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GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)

Hurray for us!

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:45, archived)

Me too! Earlier this morning, that is

Have a repost of the moment:

(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)

I'd be more impressed

if she was on a lilo. in Cairo.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)

i'd be more impressed

if it wasn't so shit...

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bigshape like a glove!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:43, archived)

can't do much better

with the sources. the punnage is strong.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)

Why did I think that was Pepper Ann?

Whos that girl
What's her name

Is she cool
Is she lame?

Pepper Ann!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:46, archived)

Psychiatrist ink blottings...

What did you see...

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:37, archived)

argh

Goatse.cx is now goat.cx

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tolin its me, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)

the whole goatse thing is so sick

carry on!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:39, archived)

Uggh!

Disgusting man gash!

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)

Captain America.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)

two men kissing while saluting (SP?) hidden by a star :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)

Oddly

I see two people smashing their heads together at great
velocity

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)

It made me think of Captain America.

Really.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)

eew, you can see right up his

rorschach!

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tweaknik, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)

oooh! I like those tests

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)

Hooray@

Die mother fucker die motehr fucker die!

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:44, archived)

hahahaha

a glimpse into the mind of the madman which is Zacharius McFlimby

WOO to you!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:46, archived)

I have no idea why they keep me in this place anyway

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)

I hope I never meet you

WOO!!!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:52, archived)

well I wouldn't look out of your window

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)

why? There's just trees and birds and.....

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:56, archived)

wooohooo!

another pair of beauties for my eye-jar!

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Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:58, archived)

aww

I was expecting a card with goatse on :(

(flibble-san, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)

Two dogs howling at a star?

What does that say about my head workings?

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kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)

uncooked fish chasing a helicopter

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:58, archived)

qck'n'drrty

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tweaknik, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:36, archived)

Leooooooopards!

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)

hehe,

you put in claw marks !

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tweaknik, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)

Stop Dropping him!

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tolin its me, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:34, archived)

Well, I can't say I'm not confused.

So I won't

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)

Some people start TOO early

(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:32, archived)

hmm

remind me to be eternally thankful I'm not you. :p

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kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:33, archived)

Hahaha!

Thats just wrong...

Woo & Yay!!

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:34, archived)

I'm sure that's Sloth

from The Goonies...

(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:34, archived)

I think your right..

I LOVE YOU CHUNK!!

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:35, archived)

HEY YOU GUYS!

Yeah.. anyway...

(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:36, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahaha

That really happened, you know. The laughing, that is. I really did laugh that loud and that long.

Bloody good stuff sir. w/y/h/p.

Edit : In fact it's better than that. It's

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kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:35, archived)

Gross punnage.

Ouch!

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:41, archived)

Errrrrrrrrr

I don't know what to say

(Grundie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:35, archived)

That's just a short fat man.

He's actually 47.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:36, archived)

heheheh....

.... oh. Yeurgh!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:39, archived)

I call him 'nibbler'

(rubberducky, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:31, archived)

I wouldn't call him anythng

in case it offends him

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)

If anything im amusing myself...

SHUT UP!

(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:29, archived)

shit sense of humor

you have then

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:30, archived)

welll

that was a bit harsh

(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:30, archived)

let's see...

no FPs, and your work is sub-par as well.

WHo are you again?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:39, archived)

says the bloke with 1fp thats been registered

about a year longer than me

i don't confess to being good but then when i do post something i do put some thought behind it and not just use a spraycan and black

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:44, archived)

You don't know me, do you?

Yeah... one FP. I'm not able to make many pics here at work.

One more than you, turd butt :P

TEACHER!!! He called me names!!!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:47, archived)

Someone

obviously hasn't discovered that effective use of Paint.

However, i don't think i have either..

Oh well

(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:49, archived)

I know I'm new here...

but could you atleast put some effort into these pictures? They really do nibble cock.

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:30, archived)

are you joking?

that last one was class!

go cyril!

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:33, archived)

I think someones

stopped taking the medication.

Go and lie down.

If you don't find a badly shopped afro funny then god help us all!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:34, archived)

Look at all that

hair. Just look at it. Hairy.

(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:30, archived)

OH lord

I know what I'll be tugging over tonight......

(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:31, archived)

B3tan to it

...this... afro thing...

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:31, archived)

i can imagine

bigger.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:34, archived)

His afro was

originally the size of a small galaxy, but due to its enormous
mass it imploded to the size it is now.

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:36, archived)

That's made me laugh

out loud more than anything else today. Not just being nice.

That's fantastic.

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:35, archived)

might start making an effort from now on...

I apologize for my utter shitness

(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:32, archived)

Don't apologize

Just do it.

(Fragger, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:33, archived)

Well

theres no need to get minstrel

do they still make mistrels??

(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:35, archived)

Have you twunts

seen the shit that gets FP'd?

It's not about your skillz...

It's about the HUMMUS... be ONE with the HUMMUS... all of us are shit to start with, now alot of us are doing REAL work because of the skill we acquired right here.

stick with it, and don't listen to these negative twunts, and remember me when you start to make millions.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:37, archived)

Although my stuff is technically flawless, and I've received no recognition at all.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)

Who sez these bikes are ugly?

(Beemer Dan, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:24, archived)

Strange...

..but I rather like it.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:42, archived)

glasscock

well not
i found this on ebay and it tickled me

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2595586591

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Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:24, archived)

This is on sky mall

(Armer Farmer, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:25, archived)

EH?

Glasscock?!!

It's lovely...it'll look great next to my cubic ziconium encrusted nose hair trimmer...

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madgav, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:29, archived)

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

(Corn Dog, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:59, archived)

The sellers name is superbcats.

*Titter, guffwaw, fnarr etc*

(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:28, archived)

Quick and dirty, while I had the idea.

That's my excuse anyway!

Features the hit single. "Alright there pet, I just saw ya wavin yer ass aboot, and I think yer cannie gorgous like!"

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:22, archived)

Strangely, they really suit those hats.

(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:24, archived)

I actually wasn't sure

i'd got the names right but I know what you mean about those hats.

Just turned our better than planned I guess!

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Netspore, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:27, archived)

no matter how hard I try to read those hats,

my mind's eye just sees 'cunt'.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)

I don't know why I did this

(Grundie, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:21, archived)

Oh my God.

That is just like that drug trip I saw in that movie while I was on that drug trip.

W/Y/H!!

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:22, archived)

Never mind why

I'm just glad you did.

(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:22, archived)

And I for one wish you hadn'tt.

I've got to sleep, you know? :-)

Top shopping.

But scary.

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kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:23, archived)

that is the most incredible

thing i have ever seen.

(Armer Farmer, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:26, archived)

Wow.

I'm not sure if I like it but I sure as hell can't stop watching it.
How, how, how?

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:33, archived)

You did it because

YOU'RE A FREAK!

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:40, archived)

i dont mind admitting

that im feeling more than a little scared right now

you can have a

still for the scarieness factor i reckon

(ShavenLunatic says touch your nose!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:48, archived)

Much to Pat's disapointment, the show was soon withdrawn.

(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:20, archived)

they should do "Fun House vs Robot Wars"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:21, archived)

heh

yeah!

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:22, archived)

But..

with Child sized robots, right? And more buzzsaws.

(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:23, archived)

childs _AND_ robots,

surely..

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:24, archived)

Of course,

but the robots would have to be bigger and faster than normal, or kids could just kick them over or walk slowly out of their paths.

(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:25, archived)

have you seen the size of them?

they're fucking massive.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:26, archived)

Really?

Well, I'd have them even bigger. Just so the kids couldn't get past them.

(what_bus, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:27, archived)

and the slime

should be highly acidic

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:29, archived)

....

...

(inablender, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:19, archived)

I'm sorry...

But that was shit.

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:21, archived)

it's steaming

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:22, archived)

Will someone please do

a picture of Art Garfunkel with the biggest afro imaginable? It will make me come.

(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:18, archived)

No.

Edit : Does that seem rude? Sorry. What I meant was

"Have a go yourself. It's not that difficult and the sense of accomplishment will enlighten your day, thus making you smile and brightening the day of those you meet. Try it. It's fun."

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kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:19, archived)

i think that about sums it

ubnp.

wah! cat input in that last word.

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dipdapdop, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:20, archived)

Oh. Thanks anyway

you tarts.

(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:20, archived)

If I had more than 3 fingers and a mouse

then I would, but I can't afford these luxuries. I'll keep it in mind though.

(piehands, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:25, archived)

Thats the strangest fetish ever

I might, If I wasnt shit at piss pot pro.

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:20, archived)

I should leave this to the experts.....

(Pelle ghola, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:15, archived)

That makes

perfect sense to me

But then again, I would say that, wouldn't I?

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:17, archived)

This place is starting to make my brain hurt.

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:18, archived)

Thats a good sign

go for the burn! Work that grey matter!

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:19, archived)

Ive been lurking forever

I'm thinking I shouldnt have started posting now.

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:25, archived)

Is that B U R N

or B U M.

'cos I worry about you sometimes. :)

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kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:26, archived)

go for the anus!

Dont stop now, I want 110%!

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:30, archived)

Could I ask, Why does user name mention snow patrol?

(checkers, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:20, archived)

Because I was listening

to snow patrol about three days ago and haven't got round to changing it yet

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The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:21, archived)

Oh, that's a bit dissapointing really.

I thought you might be Gary Lightbody in disguise.

(checkers, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:21, archived)

http://www.b3ta.com/board/2742665

(checkers, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:18, archived)

Night everybody.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:11, archived)

erm..

what the fuck is going on?

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:15, archived)

I think they're ringing bells ?

maybe ??

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:16, archived)

This one goes with it

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:17, archived)

Is it

A man hitting himself in the nuts with a hammer?

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:19, archived)

Artefact-tastic.

(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:15, archived)

G'Night.

(checkers, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:15, archived)

It's a lope . .

or maybe an Anti ?

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:11, archived)

All i can wonder is

how do they breed???

Very woo anyway :)

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:16, archived)

fellatio?

nope.....

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:22, archived)

Terrible!

Sorry...

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:23, archived)

Hmmm... it's Curtis Tiger

I dunno, it's been in my head for ages...

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Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:06, archived)

Glad you let it out,

for 'tis good.

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kaydup, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:08, archived)

you may want to change your htaccess

to include jelly.b3ta.com/

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beaubodor blogless, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:12, archived)

hey, loving you political stuff

keep it up sah!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:25, archived)

Good idea

I've changed it to:

.*\.beta.com

so www.b3ta.com and jelly.b3ta.com and drpepperwhatstheworstthatcouldhappen.b3ta.com will all work

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Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:38, archived)

I don't really know why I made this

judging by the amount of pap passing through photoshop lately though I think I must be addicted to b3ta...What is the bbc font by the way?

(Nathalie Imbruglia's Cellist's Cello, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:03, archived)

why don't you go to the bbc site

and view source?

(Corn Dog, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:04, archived)

Font looks correct.

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:04, archived)

The trick to spoofing the Beeb

is to let them do the work for you. Download a BBC page, HTML and images and then just edit it in Notepad/dreamweaver. Add your own pics. Do a screengrab and Bob's your uncle.

(themanwhofellasleep, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:06, archived)

does Jay's face look odd there

or is it me??

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:18, archived)

heheh

he looks like a puppy whos pissed on the carpet.

(00100100, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:05, archived)

It's Gill Sans

That's the font they use for their logo, and on the telly for everything.

EDIT: But not on their website, except in images, because your computer won't have it. Unless you're naughty, like me.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 23:16, archived)

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