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# Kitty Jagger
(lsd4all, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:38, archived)
# g'night folks
it's been swell. in fact i'm starting to swell...

ooh...

good god...
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:15, archived)
# tubepenguin
been a while since i made some pointless shit so here it is
(DAN-THE-MAN, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:01, archived)
# my shit
alway has points...
lack of fibre probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:04, archived)
# dude..
.ace pic btw.
if can't see the pic, click
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:10, archived)
# sleep
help!... need sleep
computer is imprisoning me!!!!!!!
(i am blip don't trust bono; he's a wank, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:15, archived)
# yes...
b3ta has that affect on me too.
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:25, archived)
# i want to break freeeee!
i think i'm gonna brave pussing the power button on my pc.
it'l probably sent 25,000V down me arm but it worth a shot. i'm soo damned tired
(i am blip don't trust bono; he's a wank, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:28, archived)
# no don't do it!!
the funniest post you've ever seen could be just about to appear!
(I helped save b3ta! seani is selling his new mobile on ebay, check profile, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:33, archived)
# I'm 8 hours ahead of Blighty but if I stay up too late
the day shift arrives. Today was an absolute classic, I was almost crying at some of the stuff.

This has got to be the funniest and least cliquey board I've come across.
(Vivid, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:35, archived)
# Geoshitties...
doesn't do the whole remote viewing thing. Try 20megs (?)
(Kimbo, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:50, archived)
# Nice idea

The Orangutabby?
(TheTruffleShuffle, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 1:56, archived)
# god night
ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:01, archived)
# why
thank you
and night night to you too...
(ZZZzzz, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:04, archived)
# lol
lolololol
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:05, archived)
# I love this
time of night... everyone seems to call me...
(ZZZzzz, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:06, archived)
# fucking hell
i need to goto sleep......
(minoltion, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:05, archived)
# how about some honesty in advertising?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:59, archived)
# hehehe
leaves u in no doubt what its for m8
class
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:00, archived)
# Perhaps BMW
could use the same slogan?
(Vivid, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:07, archived)
# I quite like
Bob Marley and the Wailers...
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:08, archived)
# My optician said I had b3ta eye syndrome...

I must get more sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:58, archived)
# too bad no one's awake to see this anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:48, archived)
# im awakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
we can only hope

muh - someone's downloading the whole death in vegas back catalogue off me, i'll time computer turning off in the middle of a song
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:51, archived)
# mines down below, so to speak.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:53, archived)
# yes yours is cute!
you turned her into an ewok on a drumset.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:57, archived)
# lol
i was trying for downs syndrome
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:59, archived)
# the only difference
is hair and spears.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:02, archived)
# i have an idea for a great west end musical
it's a stage version of rainbow.... hmmm can you tell i'm tired...
i'm trying to find a use for my computer other than msn... and am failing miserably. my attempts at merging Iain Duncan Smith into a neo nazi but my workshop stuff is irritating, god damn corel
(i am blip don't trust bono; he's a wank, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:01, archived)
# I see
I like
but i'm on my bike.

Goodnight.
(That b3ta logo is gonna get everywhere now.)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:53, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb,
she grabbed it by the neck,
smeared it's eyes in breadcrumbs,
and let the seagulls peck.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:48, archived)
# i spong therefore i am
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:47, archived)
# is it late enough to timespaz without being told off by the day crew?
(qwerty, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:58, archived)
# mwhahaha!
SEMPRINI!
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:02, archived)
# Where the heck do you find these images?
You seem to have access to a staggering collection of pictures from The Time Style Forgot!

(Oh and Woo and Yay before I forget.)
(Vivid, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:10, archived)
# it's that time
night night b3ta! *curls up and sleeps on the keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at his little face!
First pic (and probably last pic too)

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:36, archived)
# Very Nice.
Hey I'd vote for him!

That certainly beats my first efforts so...

Woo and Yay ya young scally. =)
(Vivid, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 1:21, archived)
# for witchy
man i am MINCED. i'd better stay away from potatoshop now...
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:35, archived)
# trashcanglam spongs:
the original and best
And now I really am off to bed
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:36, archived)
# excellent taste
in cars I must say :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:37, archived)
# why thank you
just a shame about my taste in faces. ;-) i really need to get a digicam and get a new mugshot...
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:41, archived)
# only a real nerd like me
would point out that "italian jobs" were never made in russet brown hehehehe

*British Open Classic owner*
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:45, archived)
# it's bloody red
just the light, methinks ;) they were made in green and erm... either white or blue. i forget. perhaps blue, although that bollockses up the 'italian colours' idea. the twats ;)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:48, archived)
# like the krauts putting
union jacks on the a-panels of the British Open when they released it over there !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:51, archived)
# ooh!
a british open classic? is that the one with the slidey-back roof? i want one of them put in - dunno if it can be done - especially since some cunt stamped my roof in last weekend :-(
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:49, archived)
# have a butchers at
http://www.openclassic.co.uk

cant be arsed to turn it into a clickywoo
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:52, archived)
# ooh
cheers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:00, archived)
# one of me m8's
just sold an brit open roof for 150 notes, simple to install, just apply a black and dekker
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:04, archived)
# christ almighty
that sounds terrifying - i'm about to hit the sack so email me at [email protected] and i'll catch u sober about it sometime ;)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Fri 7 Jun 2002, 0:08, archived)
# Reet, m'off
'night folks, and 'night anyone from Texas who isn't Idyll23 who's looking at this out of pure curiosity :)

Cya thru the smoke of birthday candles tomorrow.....arse....today!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)
# Happy Birthday
Woo and Yay. Give me a call if your up for a pint sometime tomorrow.

Are you getting a pair of fucksocs for your birthday??
(I helped save b3ta! DontHaveAClue, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:29, archived)
# 'Moff too.
Nighty night.
And stop hotlinking you naughty American person. It's very rude.
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:31, archived)
# woo
happy birthday, you should get a present from me tomorrow ;)

found a highres cloud layer
if technophobe could email/linky a high-resser duck pic that would be a blesser (thats assuming he took the pic otherwise im not making sense)
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:35, archived)
# Um...
nite folks. Took a day off today - gonne be bloody busy tomorrow as a consequence.
BTW, I've been playing with randimaginator and added a linky thing -
any other suggestions for it appreciated.
(and thanks again to tomsk for the inspiration...)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:23, archived)
# Have
you thought about using random words too?
you could make it a separate search i guess, but that could be pretty cool, could be done relatively easily in php, cgi or asp with the script picking a word from a database/.txt file instead of just using the JS random # function.
(theredqueen, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:39, archived)
# e
---===::::::===--- doesn't take me anywhere ;o)
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:43, archived)
# you could expand it
to search for random verb-noun combinations, eg floating girraffe, snorkelling kettle, festering skittle etc etc
(Lazarus, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:46, archived)
# superduck is leaving now....
quakk

g'night 'ol....
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:22, archived)
# what
have you been feeding them?
great pic...

time for bed
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)
# special brew...
g'night...
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)
# truly a wonder
(Lazarus, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)
# weee look at superduck go
thats one brave duck
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:44, archived)
# But finally.............
possibly a timespazz and me licking the glass cock, but an example of Jade's fucking stupidity, captured in mp3 format.

Download from here.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:18, archived)
# I laughed like a drain when I heard that for the first time,
but now I feel really sorry for her. She's too dim to be able to comprehend what BB is really all about.
STOP THIS CRUELTY! FREE JADE!
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:22, archived)
# I felt like that
But then I remembered, she had to have wanted to be on the programme in the first place. She applied for it, after all.

I mean, how could it be on for 2 years and she *NOT* know what the programme is about?

I don't watch the programme because I think it's horse shit, but when I hear of things like this, I just think she deserves everything she gets.

Soz.

(qwerty, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)
# oh.
my.

god.

how can one person be that thick and still breath?
(cybo, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)
# still breath?
dont you mean breathe?

*irony*
(Lazarus, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:35, archived)
# more premium photoshopping opportunities
I found these here and haven't figured out what to do with them yet.
anyone?


(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)
# wow
wowo wowoowowowowowowoow.wow. mayhaps some early morning potatoesawpping tomorrow morn, too tired for it the now ye ken.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)
# YOU MEAN KITTENS COME FROM EGGS!?!!
That explains a lot.
(Lazarus, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)
# the one in the middle
I want the cat to be eating her brain...

did I just think that..?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)
# bloody hell!!!
I din't realise the screen could go so far... Well, I've been contemplating what you've shown us and I think your discovery is (pending an independent and new "Couldn't be arsed to do a new one")
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:20, archived)
# Anyway,
my headache's fucking killing me, i'm gonna go pass out in an abundance of cranial related pain.

Have a good night everyone.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:15, archived)
# 'night
get some cannibal corpse down yer neck before you drop off :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)
# Right now that'd
do me no good, got Mortiis on, the old stuff, good chillout ambient.

Anyhoo...............

*passes out*
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)
# ciao ciao
bambino, are you at the strong rooms saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:17, archived)
# mutilating classic works of art anyone?
(martwine, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)
# that needs
mutilating how?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:18, archived)
# these two
are already well mutilated... just an idea for some fun. This is a great site BTW, has been a source of much amusement since I found out about it last week :)
(martwine, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:25, archived)
# That is the haywwayman or something isn;t it?
the wayfairerererer, I dunno but that Cart in the river inspired a line in my Cyclic Albatross poem.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:26, archived)
# most of it
is The Haywain by Constable, the rest is The Gates Of Hell, a sculpture by Antoinette Le Normand-Romain, whoever that may be ! cyclic albatross poem?
(martwine, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)
# but...
why?

Well, I guess it could be just for the sake of being random. Or for the sake of hummus.

BTW, here is a nice low fat recipie for hummus:

Put 1 can of drained chick peas,a clove of garlic, a couple of spoons of yoghurt, the juice of half a lemon and a splosh of olive oil in a processor. Blend until resembles hummus. Eat.
(Lazarus, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:41, archived)
# Ahh if you've not seen the latest newsletter
(you can catch up on the archives of them too from the link on the main www.b3ta.com site) see these wonderful songs made by Koit using lyrics from ppl on b3ta.

Follow me for music
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:49, archived)
# Premium potatoshopping opportunity.
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:11, archived)
# Eww! fucking hell!
They let her in looking like that? Christicle, no wonder the posts here have been swine-related!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)
# I unfortunately have
my first taste of bb on e4 at the mo and she just tried to get into some guy in his bed, .... and now..... oh no! the huge one is dry humping three of them lying on top each other ona bed...eeeeeeeeewwww!!! why ? why? why?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)
# Poor Jade.
They clearly picked her purely because she's pig ugly and thick as shite.
Everybody loves to hate someone, and she's just an easy target for the avg BB viewer.
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:18, archived)
# but that's going to fuck
her brain forever! (if she's got one). Why do that to someone? I obviously don't understand BB thinking....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:20, archived)
# Yeah.
It's fucked in the heeed. I hate BB. It's vile.
(tomsk, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:23, archived)
# ooo
the placard route could be too obvious, but what the hell...
(minoltion, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)
# She looks like
she's stabbing her useless brain with 2 imaginary swords =)
(Dies Irae, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)
# christ i must be bored...
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:27, archived)
# Too brainless
NOT to fuck - discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Thu 6 Jun 2002, 23:28, archived)

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