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brian never did get the hang of giving good gifts

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:22, archived)

ooh I think that's a good gift

Woo!

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pie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:23, archived)

Agreed

Top gift!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:38, archived)

"Morning!"

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pie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:22, archived)

As a professional,

that's marvellous.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:28, archived)

a professional what

is the question... ;)

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pie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:37, archived)

lemur-admirer.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:49, archived)

ehehe apparently not that professional

that's an aye-aye...

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pie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:08, archived)

Sorry.

The aye-aye, Daubentonia madagascariensis is a lemur, albeit a very old and rather unusual one. It's the only surviving member of a subfamily of the Lemuridae, athough there was at least one other species (I think Daubentonia megalapis) that became extinct towards the end of the first human colonisiation on Madagascar in the late Pleistocene. In the early 80's it was considered on the brink of extinction, but since then it has been found to be more adatable to cultivated land, and much more widespread, than originally thought, living not just in the primary rainforest of the north-eastern Madagascar escarpment, but also extending into the secondary forest and date-palm plantations down the eastern coast.

Actually, I am a professional...8)

Although not usually such a smug git. I'm only leaving this here as it's about lemurs...

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:19, archived)

bah

I lose... heh

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pie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:25, archived)

well it was a cool idea in my mind

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knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:39, archived)

Typical cat

just stands there while everyone runs around trying to keep it amused. Woo!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:45, archived)

I like it

Woo to purr-timed cat heads.

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Artamnesia, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:10, archived)

hehe

he's all bobbly...

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pie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:22, archived)

Although inventive,

Nigel's "tongue-teats apey spackhand" costume didn't quite capture the traditional spirit of Halloween.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:36, archived)

I would

give him candy

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:38, archived)

i wouldn't

do him up the arse

(Armer Farmer, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:42, archived)

Haven't you heard?

We've moved on to bird viruses now. All those monkey diseases are so yesterday.

/*gah!*

(tookishlad, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:45, archived)

Oh dear.

Sometimes I shop something so jaw-droppingly bad I can't quite believe it myself. Strange that those are often the ones that make me laugh most.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:43, archived)

I do like

his thick fingers...

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:46, archived)

Can't...... resist...... must...... reply......

"So does your mom."

(tookishlad, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:48, archived)

I can't comment...

she's very protective of her corn hole.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:51, archived)

You just

never have enough money.

(tookishlad, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:53, archived)

I am discovered.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:02, archived)

And I am sleepy

G'night!

(tookishlad, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:15, archived)

He's an inveterate

carp-fister. You know the type.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:51, archived)

Know them

biblically.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:52, archived)

It really is funny though

and if someone asked me to explain...I couldn't.

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Artamnesia, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:12, archived)

please

hide me

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knoxx I hate you because you hate me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:41, archived)

Close your eyes

and you'll be invisible.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:44, archived)

Mystery Men!

the Invisible Boy!

I loved that movie.

(tookishlad, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:47, archived)

Yay

I really like that movie!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:50, archived)

The Bowler

is my favorite.

She'd have to keep dad zipped up in that bag, though, while we did our bump-n-sizzle.

(tookishlad, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:52, archived)

That's disturbed

I like it...

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pie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:24, archived)

Kittens: low in carbs and purrfect for the Atkins diet.

..taste like shit though. Night...

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:27, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmm

kittens.

(dj_game, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:29, archived)

Now it unfolds too!

It's a bit of a beast though.

(Armer Farmer, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:16, archived)

That's pretty woo...

I love origami.

I want dollar-bill origami. I usually leave big tips, and that would be fun to twist up into a twenty.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:20, archived)

you know

when you put it in their panties, they hardly notice the origami part

(Cheril, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:27, archived)

Nicely

put.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:28, archived)

I like your inspector

moorse pic.

(Armer Farmer, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:35, archived)

Thanks!

It was a long time ago, that...

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 7:07, archived)

Ouch!

you're thinking the worst of me.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:31, archived)

you love it

(Cheril, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:56, archived)

True

but only because it is unfounded. My reptation is much bigger than my game.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:04, archived)

WOWEY

now that's just nifty

(klimdeeni, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:24, archived)

a big woo

to your big gif

threadjack:by any chance, does anyone here like to copy bad hand writing to computer?

(Cyrus, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:27, archived)

yes

buy a scanner

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:54, archived)

well...

i mean. i would scan it, then someone would type it for me(i dont know why they would but it was worth a try)

(Cyrus, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:59, archived)

No one was buying Henry's BigFoot impression

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pie, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:10, archived)

looks good

to me

/edit: yes, I know, no bridge, so it can't be real, blah blah

/edit edit: that's one mightly alt growl he has

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:12, archived)

I'll buy it

I'm afraid I only have a jar of pennies though

(KnitWit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:16, archived)

Night all....

sleep! woo!

(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:04, archived)

Sleep is anti woo.

Woo is when you wake up to a fresh, creative day!

Sleep well, zombie pants.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:06, archived)

all right,

I've just logged on. I'm interested to find out what makes you call him/her Zombie Pants

(Cheril, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:09, archived)

It was rather random

but if you require justification, I'll craft one.

I had a reason when I posted it, but it was fleeting (the worm has my mind).

p.s., you are my fourteenth favorite B3tan

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:12, archived)

can't be as cool as me

I have me very own mictoboy-brand miniiconthingy

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sof sof, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:25, archived)

Hey!

You look like me...

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:29, archived)

you look like this?

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sof sof, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:32, archived)

No, no.

Much, much smaller.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:34, archived)

Unless you're one of the very few favorites,

branding isn't B3tan, IMO.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:36, archived)

In Mom's Office?

Involuntary Manchurian Opening?

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sof sof, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:39, archived)

intended: "in my opinion".

sorry for the acronym.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:42, archived)

nighty

night

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:07, archived)

am i at the right place??

is this where we post our disappointing tribute band??

(jupitergrl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:25, archived)

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:27, archived)

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:38, archived)

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:41, archived)

(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:49, archived)

those teeth

terrify me.

(KnitWit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:51, archived)

They're angry

but I still love them!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:51, archived)

how do

you reason with them?

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:53, archived)

They vibrate...

give them the worst...

Sit on their tiny heads and ride out the storm...

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:57, archived)

yes, yes it is.

at least one.
more if you have them.

perhaps you should go start a fire and come back

(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:27, archived)

haha!

(Cheril, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:10, archived)

yup

we can't get enough of them, but you have to draw a picture too!

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:28, archived)

ooh...

see, drawing i'm not good at.

(jupitergrl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:30, archived)

I have no idea

what I'm talking about

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:32, archived)

Then cunt off.

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tolin its me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 10:13, archived)

disappointing tribute band

i only have one. i just found this place, and i couldn't resist a try. thanks for the help.

(jupitergrl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:29, archived)

Huzzah

and welcome.
this place is more than just about tribute bands.
there's always cats and such

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:31, archived)

thanks!

i find it uproariously retarded so far!

(jupitergrl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:32, archived)

See

that's more of a compliment than anything else.

We share 'tards. like needles that are somewhat safe.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:36, archived)

That's

why we come here.

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:36, archived)

It is quite

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:32, archived)

yay!

pull up kitten, relax in goo, never leave.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:33, archived)

yay!

mamma, i made a friend!!

(jupitergrl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:33, archived)

That's no friend

he has a swollen head with a dent in it.

(Kallus am the bestest)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:37, archived)

ehh...

can't win 'em all.

(jupitergrl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:43, archived)

True, you can't

but you can certainly whack them with a stick if they get out of line.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:46, archived)

FUCKING

brilliant....

I mean it, very nice job.

Welcome, by the by.

(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:44, archived)

WOW!

thank you for the enthusastic compliment!! *beams*

(jupitergrl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:51, archived)

I have a special

place in my heart for Balkai Bartokamous, brings tears to my eyes....

But that's another story for another coke bender.

(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:52, archived)

awwww

doesn't everyone??

(jupitergrl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:55, archived)

If they don't

they should.....

Come to think of it, was Perfect Strangers ever shown in the UK?

(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:58, archived)

dunno..

i'm a Texan!

(jupitergrl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:00, archived)

New York here

A while back I threw up "Priest Blocker 2.0" and people just kind of blinked at me. It's strange being the foreigner.

(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:01, archived)

ooh! ooh!

i wanna see!

(jupitergrl, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:05, archived)

Fancy a look at that one

linky?

*tries to sound british, but actually from the NASCAR Centre** of the world

**damn! did it again

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sof sof, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:06, archived)

yep

/American in Britain

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:11, archived)

have you bean

to a bash?

Smashing times, mind you.*

*D'oh!

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sof sof, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:19, archived)

Can't right now.....

being in class and all. But I'll repost it tonight.

(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 13:05, archived)

Yes, it was.

Years ago. It was on after swimming.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:30, archived)

Hi, Welcome to b3ta

Pull up a kitten, antidepressants are in the top drawer, lemurs in the second drawer. Leave your keys in the bucket, you'll never leave, etc etc.

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Ratsta, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:44, archived)

Keys in a bucket

is an entirely different kind of party.

/edit: 100% fact

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:59, archived)

now that's more like it

Wilkommen aus b3ta!
We want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sof sof, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:08, archived)

no,

but is your drummer any good?

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:30, archived)

only

if you are geferusler tmanktipan tonight.
otherwise i suggest you wait until wobset.
belligerent? moi?

(Reply, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:49, archived)

woo

to your username

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:52, archived)

You've taken a wrong turn.

This is hell.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:48, archived)

The Daily Spore 054:

Just a quickie. Hovering guy and the boogiefukka.

clikki *munkyjoose*Daily Spore™ for fullsize *groinspasms*.
A Sporific polyp a day...
nitenite

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:19, archived)

woo fuck

does tim burton know you're alive? he'll give give you millions.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:21, archived)

they're my favorite sweets.

strawberry ones, naturally.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:22, archived)

my gran has had

12 pints of blood pumped into her today. I guess she'll burst soon.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:34, archived)

That or

she'll be brimming with icing.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:38, archived)

think I love you.

(Amer3tan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:53, archived)

scared

wonderful drawing

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sof sof, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:11, archived)

Hmmm

ta da

(bobzac, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:17, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:18, archived)

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:24, archived)

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:28, archived)

(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:28, archived)

how do

you do that???

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:28, archived)

(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:29, archived)

With mirrors

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:29, archived)

(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:30, archived)

blanky blank

yes, i'll learn your tricks one day, damn you.
:)

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:32, archived)

or you could just type a space

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:37, archived)

is it really that simple?

why you sneaky rogues.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:42, archived)

(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:44, archived)

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:37, archived)

has

norumbegay already been said?

(Amer3tan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:55, archived)

nope,

though I'm looking for something more different different. There are only so many variations I can get on norumbegan.

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:16, archived)

I use the small ones

because they're more clearerer.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:32, archived)

I can make a blank post too!!!

ooooooohhh CRAP I fucked it up didn't I?

(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:47, archived)

You did.

because you typed in it.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:50, archived)

Men

In Black references again?

(Amer3tan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:00, archived)

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:09, archived)

The zombies

would have loved that guy!

(tookishlad, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:14, archived)

woah

burn him, burn him.
woo

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)

ha,

thaT'S grand

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)

That reminds me of my own pea-faced grandfather

who couldn't whittle a stick without cutting his finger.

He was absolutely worthless.

I do like the pic, though.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:19, archived)

stupid nuke plant

(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:47, archived)

He said

he never worked there...

I *knew* he was a liar!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:55, archived)

PLEASE photoshop him!

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Calmius, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:08, archived)

you mean

you haven't?

Edit: damn f5!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:09, archived)

I have not

nope

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Calmius, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:11, archived)

Why would I want to photoshop him

when he already has cool machinery stuck into the top of his head.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:12, archived)

He already has

a nifty door retractor growing out of his head.

What more do you want?

(tookishlad, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:12, archived)

woops

I thought that was some kind of traditional taoist headdress, until I realised it was the hinge on the door behind him.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:15, archived)

that's no hinge...

It's a retractor beam.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:26, archived)

it's too big

to be a retractor beam.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:36, archived)

It isn't.

it's all a matter of weight ratios.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:41, archived)

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Sea Urchin Ceviche, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:26, archived)

ha ha!

He looks more comfortable to me.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:27, archived)

Like this?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:43, archived)

SCREWFACE IS DEAD!

Which will make no sense at all if you haven't seen that Steven Segal movie...

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 6:39, archived)

NEWS FLASH *******

An update on our breaking news earlier today. The little grey District Attorney finally agrees to Bush n Blair marriage.

(bobzac, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:00, archived)

/yawn

/repost

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Ratsta, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:03, archived)

that

poor
kitten.

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:08, archived)

he's eaten it's back legs!

and on that note, goodnight all!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:09, archived)

It seems to be enjoying it, at least.

The kitten, I mean.

(Scorcho, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:50, archived)

Hurrah for love...

Have a boxing Blair..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:04, archived)

Mostly stupid

partially hypocritical (Bush is against Gay marriage) So

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:05, archived)

If I was to stick to facts..

...I'd have no posts :(

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:06, archived)

hypocritical?

satirical maybe, but...

Actually, I don't think I'll bother commenting.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:08, archived)

hahaha

still inspecting people's phraseology with a fine tooth-comb, hey?

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:12, archived)

From irony

Humor is born.
Haven't read our Heinlein lately, have we?

;-)

(tookishlad, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:10, archived)

I guess

I haven't.

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:13, archived)

"Stranger in a Strange Land"

The monkeys show the Martian why humans laugh.
He, of course, can't.
It's classic SciFi, still in print.
This edition of Reading Rainbow is now over, Geordie LaForge signing out.

/yes, pedant, *guilty*

(tookishlad, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:19, archived)

And a lot of people are usually naked

which is, in my opinion, one of the new saving graces of humanity.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:43, archived)

That is exactly why

I never miss an episode of Reading Rainbow.

That's what I call spicy public television! Raunchy!

(tookishlad, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 5:42, archived)

This was emailed

so I'm sure it's glasscock, but some may not have seen it.

www.funsnap.com/1/bushgirl.swf

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:08, archived)

eh!

you possibly suggesting that we wasted our time making this picture just to say that we took it off the net, or are you tslking bout someone else?

(bobzac, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:16, archived)

Not suggesting anything of the sort.

just that it is related and somewhat funny.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:21, archived)

How to say no at the bar...

Just because the last image didn't load.

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:16, archived)

I'd like

to order 500 of the one on the bottom right...

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:17, archived)

You're a nun?

cool....

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:19, archived)

try

the bottom *right*.

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:20, archived)

your a

nun??!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:21, archived)

nooooo

BOTTOM RIGHT!!! "Sorry not blind"

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:22, archived)

who said that?

I am

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:23, archived)

pardon?

boom tish

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:24, archived)

what?

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:25, archived)

*whack!*

*quickly throws away dead fish and tries to look innocent*

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:27, archived)

Honk.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:27, archived)

Must I remind you?

DRUGS ARE BAD!

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:32, archived)

nureek

ritoot
hananga
squeenookle

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:37, archived)

exsqueezme...

baking powder
.....?

(dubious chu, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:38, archived)

I'll have

three boxes, please

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:40, archived)

smoke me a kipper

i'll be back for breakfast.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:40, archived)

Ace!

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:44, archived)

aaagh!

*thud*

what? where? when? who? how? why?

uugh woozzzzzzzzzzzzzyyyyyy

*clunk*

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:29, archived)

schmickles

cha'mone mutha fuka

(dubious chu, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:34, archived)

here,

have a repost of my very first b3ta post ever:

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:25, archived)

Sorry

You can only buy a box of all of them, they are not individually wrapped.

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:20, archived)

then

I'll buy a squad of slave gerbils to separate them out for me

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:23, archived)

Alrighty

A full army, or just a squadron?

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:24, archived)

nah, just the squadron.

if I get a whole army then I'll have to pay for the wolverine officer corps to keep them in line

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:26, archived)

Woo

Those are funny
"I'll yell" is still making me laugh

(Cheril, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:28, archived)

hehehehehe

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:36, archived)

weeeee

I found where people can buy hearts like this click there despair.com/bittersweets.html

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:40, archived)

ha ha

that's just the sort of apathetic sentiment i'm looking for.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:53, archived)

I know

I'll be buying some before next year

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:54, archived)

i'm too apathetic

to look for the sort of apathetic sentiment i'm looking for

(gamera, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:57, archived)

hee hee

i'd mirror your sentiments, except... you know the rest.
/edit hey you're, '1 today,' next week.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:01, archived)

im still an idiot...but this time i think ive actually got it right...hopefully

yeah...here ya go

i must go now. im not doin this again whether or not it works. this is my fourth fucking try.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:57, archived)

<img src="http://www.wooyay.com/houpla.jpg">

(Armer Farmer, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:59, archived)

that's an

html file. try pasting an image file.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:59, archived)

keep

trying

/edit: On second thought, never mind, we'll all be better off if you go away without fixing the link

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:01, archived)

don't tell him to do that

his picture is rather rude

(dubious chu, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:02, archived)

oh shit yeah

hey, what did we ever do to you?

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:05, archived)

I can't be arsed

to copy and paste the address, so it's just as well

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:06, archived)

me and dubious chu

will share the horror and disgust for the lot of us.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:09, archived)

.....................

...................

ag

(dubious chu, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:10, archived)

WARNING

Contains unnecessary NSFW goatse action

(kryptik, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:09, archived)

ah,

if goatse is involved, then stay the cranberry away, "im an idiot"

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:12, archived)

Just as a matter of interest - is anyone at work now?

I mean, goatse posts can still cock right off, but I'm just wondering...

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:14, archived)

at 3.15 AM?

not likely.
I'm alone in my room, making very halfhearted attempts at doing work but mostly just pooping around on the interweb

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:16, archived)

but there are the antipodeans

for whom it may be work hours

(Cheril, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:30, archived)

yeh like

pressing number plates!
I joke, honest. some of my best friends.. blah blah.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:36, archived)

I'm always at work.

I'm not only the president, but also a client.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 4 Mar 2004, 4:23, archived)

here

here's the 2nd picture, I'm not linking your 1st to the board though or I'll get NSFW'd to death...

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:16, archived)

oh yeah

and the code is:

<img src="http://things-for-b3ta-and-other-such-nonsense.50megs.com/images/challenge2.jpg">

but don't post the first pic, please, for the sake of all our sanities!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:17, archived)

are you still here?

email me your pic: oopsykath at that hotmail, and I'll put it up.

(Cheril, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:34, archived)

I'm not convinced

that you'd want to...

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:44, archived)

hello there

yeah, if you really want to see it then take that address in the code above and take the 2 off the end of the filename, but trust us, you don't want to see it!

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:53, archived)

what????

that was discusting!!! i looked at the 1st pic - woe is me

(BtizeF200 who ate all the 3.14s?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)

a first post

it's funny because it's making fun of havana nights

Please enjoy ~~or else~~

(raze, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:44, archived)

Seamless.

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:46, archived)

hello you!

you'll never leave. (and have already put my tattyshop talents to shame)

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)

Woo.

I'd add an exclamation mark but I'm too tired to get worked up about things. Welcome and stuff.

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Comma, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:48, archived)

i'm supposed to be in bed :(

instead i seem tobe staring at my feedreader waiting for slasdot to update and waiting for my knoppix bittorrent to finish

i think it's time i ~~hung~~ hanged myself in the garage

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lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:51, archived)

don't worry,

I've been sitting here on b3ta for three hours instead of finishing my presentation for tomorrow.

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:55, archived)

you dirty stop-up

i'm just wondering whether there's any use going to bed for 2 hours, or just stay up for the duration. (nb. was that an oxford comma?)

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)

Yes it was.

I'd object but I'm too tired.

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Comma, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:59, archived)

c'mon

i'm seriously thinking about staying awake for 48 hours. let's have a stand off.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:02, archived)

stay up

stay up
stay up

you know you want to

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:00, archived)

/. does that to me too.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)

i've just realised that the problem with having rss feeds from

4rthur, b3ta, slashdot, linux today, Cnet, Wired and the register is that it removes any effort involved in finding information and thus makes that information more appealing

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lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:58, archived)

Even Delia has one now.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:10, archived)

and yet the independent

doesn't :(

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lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:12, archived)

She doesn't really.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:13, archived)

awwww

i'm too tired... easily fooled

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lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:18, archived)

...

*tap* *tappity* *tap* *tap*...

RSS: I've made a cake.

*tap* *tap* *tappity* *tap*...

RSS: I've made another one.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:21, archived)

that would be

truely fantastic

i may e-mail her the idea

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lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:23, archived)

don't forget

to set up the webcam

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:03, archived)

my webcam's instructions only came in finnish

in related news i was yesterday given a rather nice canon SLR on indefinite loan

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lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:07, archived)

yay for free cameras!

I've still got one loaned to me by my ex-fionsee's dad. Lubberly.
Kinda makes up for the mental anguish I went through.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:10, archived)

Change your address.

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Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:22, archived)

heh

twas nine years ago now, and I think they'd be a little too scared to try and contact me.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:26, archived)

Wow

expensive.
Is it digital?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:12, archived)

sadly no

it's to use until i can afford a decent digital

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lemony, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:27, archived)

Still nice

one day when I get an SLR I'm going to get a fisheye lens and UV filters and other weird shit to go with it.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:29, archived)

You're here forever now....

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:54, archived)

is that flipper someone you know?

btw woo for the first pic raze

('tin'tintin, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:56, archived)

Found the clip on kazaa..

But I DO know a friend who once used his top lip as a brake after going arse over tit over his handlebars..

He still has the scars.. Hillarious ;)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:05, archived)

sweet

A mate of mine who is well into racing bikes once caught is fingers in his front spokes whilst trying to adjust his brakes. He was keeping up with traffic and was using clip ins,he didnt try that again.

('tin'tintin, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 3:11, archived)

Be careful

they bite!

(The other Norman Hartnell, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:16, archived)

Whatever happened to.....

.. the original Norman Hartnell....? I miss her.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)

Not sure...

was wondering if this username could get me some leads.
does anyone out there know?

(The other Norman Hartnell, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:25, archived)

hee hee

think of the children!

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:19, archived)

its already

suckig her hand!

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SiX and his hat, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)

a highland pony

tried to eat my fingers on Sunday

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)

Personally..

I'd have kicked it's teeth in.. The shithouse..

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:23, archived)

the teeth

were firmly affixed to my left hand, which made things a little more difficult at the time

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)

It's the ponies you have to watch out for

The little ones are always mean little fuckers - a friend of mine got knifed by a Shetland pony, and needed eighty-six stitches.

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friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:26, archived)

is that where

mascar-pony cream comes from?
fuck i'm tired.

(troznarf, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)

In 'nam I had to take out thirteen ex-KGB horses equipped with only a teaspoon

..True

/edit ..Then the President led the attack, culminating with a hick flying his jet fighter into the heart of the alien ship

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:29, archived)

you should get

a Nobel Peace Prize nomination for that

(gamera, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:32, archived)

If they only had a teaspoon

it should have been no trouble.

And it was the Arse, not the heart, of the alien ship.

And while we're on the subject of horses,
What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, BANG! clippety-clop clippety-clop?
An Amish drive-by.
Aaaaaaand goodnight!

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friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:42, archived)

Argh, terrible!

*vows to remember joke*

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King Ralph is drunk, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:47, archived)

Love the orangowary

in the background.
Woo!

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friendlyfire, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:20, archived)

haha,

I missed that the first time.
woo from me as well!

(norumbegan, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:21, archived)

um,

seamless... but nice

(The If has remembered this site., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 2:28, archived)

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