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my version


(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# ...
Sorry 'bout the size
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# it's ok
size doesn't matter
at least that's what King Ralph was told
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# You need to change that Eric to Bob
Woo for writing clever things.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# ...
Doh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)
# Er
...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)
# since when did spongebob
join the red army?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:04, archived)
# I think it's a whale

I was trying to draw a shark, but it seemed far more whale-like in the end.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# um
if it's a shark why does it have a blow-hole

oh, shark porn, I get it :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)
# Na
It just looked more whale-like after I drew it - so I added more whale features to turn it thusly.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:00, archived)
# .
Telewurst Internet Links

I don't know, it's been in my head for ages
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Woo.
Top punnage.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# hehehe
tis quite amusing :)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Quite unlike Telewest
to have no (back)bone in their goods. ;)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Ha ha..
nice!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:55, archived)
# a new monologue from the master
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# He He...
Yes. I like that. None of these fuckwits knows who he is but Cambodia is not a destination now.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:56, archived)
# Poor bugger
all his former problems could be traced to being wacked in Ireland.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Get Rich, Quick!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# You've got to aim for the tie!
It's his only weak point!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:40, archived)
# Carol Vorderman writes.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# Gosh
I bet that took you ages!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# It didn't,
I just smelled a lame pun and made a quick picture. Is there a problem?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# ignore him
he's not getting any
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Is it an attempt at a 'zany' 'net character?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
# is zany another word for arsehole?
*gets dictionary*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# you'd be needing a thesaurus
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# *doh*
thwacks forehead with useless dictionary
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:53, archived)
# Fluffy Injection, STAT!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# NURSE!
give me 10cc of fluffy, STAT.

what the hell does stat mean anyway?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# Dunno.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:49, archived)
# Countdown Conundrum
1 bullet. Him or Vorderman?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# Unless Giles whatsisface is on
then it's an easy choice.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# har har
badger deely boppers!


(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:43, archived)
#
damn my polar bear with its small head
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
#
just shift them a pixel or two to the right. no-one will notice the gap.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:48, archived)
# GET STILGOE!
nice boppers!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# nice plingy thingies
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# THREADJACK
I'm just posting this link for the night crew, it's a little film short best watched from behind the sofa... The Cat with Hands (6MB Quicktime, right click, save as...)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# ah yes
saw that sunday
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# sorry about that :)
it's a couple of years old, but it seems to be doing the rounds at the moment. However, the b3ta glasscock index was low for this ;)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# GC.
but worth a repost as none should miss.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# Make sure they're in line as you shoot
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Im not quite sure how it works
but the bullets don't have shells.

Dyson well be marketing these in your local electrical store soon.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)
# very cool
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)
# I'M
sure the pentagon will want to talk to you
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# I bet he could clean up!

badum



*tish*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# we do
*in stern voice*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# Clever.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:38, archived)
# that sucks
woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:39, archived)
# nice shoppage
not an unreasonable idea, the HK G11 used caseless ammunition
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:42, archived)
# nicely done
now thats the kind of firepower i need to clean my student digs
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:44, archived)
# I
guess you 'just happened' to have that in your book marks!!
Nutter alert
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# it's the banner for
"Adult Friend Finder" that really makes that page special
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:57, archived)
# Good lord


Tis ace.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:47, archived)
# haha.
I like that. If anyone was ever missing a banjo.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# If I could find some other
decent images of him, I would gladly give him a banjo, but sadly they are few and far between.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:54, archived)
# i lurk here
most days and may i just say that is super
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# ...
It looks like a mop..... A really powerfull mop.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:52, archived)
# anyhoo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Rubbish.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)
# well
yeah.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
#
somewhat similar to the nedagotchi innit

www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/nedagotchi/glaNedagotchi.html

cept, not as good, obviously
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Most
Woo

& Yay
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
# apols to Munkton
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)
# seamless
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# you spelt
'twat' wrong

woo btw!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:32, archived)
# Yes. What a mong!
He used a far more relevant word.







?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
# Well done
you turned munkt0n's nice picture into something rubbish. Fool.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)
# you're welcome
oh and CHEER UP!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:34, archived)
# Bah.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
# The picture was crying out for this
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# wooooo
.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)
# The
Quo's new member
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)
# The only post
on the board to make me laugh.

Thanks. :D
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# if anyone thinks its NSFW i'll linky it!
click Here

also have a look Here
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)
# Possibly
but TJ: SHARK PORN ON CHANNEL 5
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)
# d'oh missed that
nothing hotter than shark porn!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# all I see
is dead whales!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)
# You missed it
They were having an orgy just after they killed it
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)
# actually i've seen that before
has someone sat on the whale and taking pics of them???

(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)
# I didn't notice
I was too busy wanking
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:35, archived)
# deffo nsfw
it has boobies.


*fwaps*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:28, archived)
# and other womany bits!
okay i'll link it!!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# hmm
NS.......but, who is actually at work right now i wonder?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)
# yanks.
and support peeps.



and yanks in support.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# people across the sea!
in the land of the sun :o)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# me..
Till midnight
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Downward spiral
As if My First Flash Animation wasn't bad enough, I hereby present my second. Get those speakers turned up and prepare to waste 5 seconds of your life! ;-)

BabyShake

The first one is a bit better. Only a bit.

Shake It HARD
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# of all the fonts available in the world....
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# .
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:37, archived)
# if that is
an actual badge....i'll buy it.

if not: make it, i'll buy it.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:41, archived)
# the image is matsimpsk's
but I'm sure he'd be thrilled if you wore it as a badge!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:46, archived)
# Now suitable for a Comic Sans-free Diet!
Now made without Comic Sans!

(It is however produced in a factory that uses Comic Sans)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:45, archived)
# lovely loopage on the first one
both of them are lovely all together really.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# *spits coke onto screen and keyboard*
HAHAHAHAHHAA!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:31, archived)
# Where does
this shouting of 'Bogies' originate from? Some chavs just came into my place of work, yelled it, and left. They did it last week too, I seem to remember a mention of it on here.

Can't leave without a pic, so erm...try this.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)
# dick and
dom in da bungalow
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)
# oh
that *spit* shite
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# yes
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
# Okay
I shall be paying Dick and Dom a visit, with my friend giant bat
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# thats
a big fucking bat.

shopped?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)
# either that
or looking at the rings, that tree grew fucking quickly. Or it's fake wood.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)
# Real
type baseball bat in GIS
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:51, archived)
# Whatever happened to good kids tele
Did childrens television realy use to be that awfull? Also I find the show slightly repulsive, which is odd in that these things rarely bother me. (Note, it was the fact that this was supposedly television designed for children that bothered me. That and it being absolutely dire.)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 21:01, archived)
# dick and dom in 'da' bungalow
they go around shouting 'bogies' at museums, shows etc. to piss people off.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)
# The cunts
String em up, it's the only language they understand.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# makes teletubbies seem a bit high-brow.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# Some
stupid kids show - the presenters go into public places and take it in turns to shout bogies louder and louder!

I wish death on them and their families
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:22, archived)
# where
do you work?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# Hooray! Pearoast.
bogies!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# woo!
sounds about right


might make me watch BBC Parliament
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:26, archived)
# Here
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# he's like a syncopating jamie oliver, the cunt
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha
woo!

(no idea who he is)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)
# he should promote himself as Jamie Gollum
he'd get lots of fans
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)
# I'm glad someone's having a go. He's been
an obvious target for months now.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:21, archived)
# and
he did a piss-poor cover of an amazing Jeff Buckley song. bastard!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:23, archived)
# damn straight
he's a cock sucking lob loving cunt....plus he's shite.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:27, archived)
# Better than some of the singles charts...
But worse than most of the album charts.

(gets back to listening to GY!BE)
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:29, archived)
# hahaha - that made me laugh
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:30, archived)
# Self-explanatory.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)
# YES!!!
I love it!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
Meowvellous!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)
# Excellent.
Are you going to do the dog going meeeoowwww as well?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's not funny*

*actually is
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:20, archived)
# so true
* crazy snicker *
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
# Yay
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
#
does the smoke say "u tit" in it at one point?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
# I see
you proved your point.
Woo!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:50, archived)
# Sack the props man.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)
# that's no giant spherish boulder
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)
# Teehee
That made me larf a stupid amount.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)
# Thought death stars were banned?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)
# i am
?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)
#
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)
# thanks
for reminding me where that meercats anim is...it is really woo
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:17, archived)
# I wanna take you to a gay bar...
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)
# I've got something to put in
you.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)
# So that's why I couldn't find it in the construction kit.
Suddenly it all becomes clear.


Sorry for breaking the rules then but I'm stuck for ideas here.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)
# death stars aren't banned.
However; kittens were banned last week.

No more kittens, or spongs.
Spongs were banned as well.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)
# You'd
better be lying.
You can't have no kittens!
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:33, archived)
# C3PO appears...
on one of the stones in the temple on Indiana Jones. 100% of fact.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)
# woo
*insert woo animation here*
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:15, archived)
# Episode Nine
Mmm.. inflatable fun

#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:08, archived)
# pump it
pump it hard
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:09, archived)
# w
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# o
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# b
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# b
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# L
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# e
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# y
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# c
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# r
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# a
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# b
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# c
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# l
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# a
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# m
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# n
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# n
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# n
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# n
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# b
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# h
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# q
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# g
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# hehehehe
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# n
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# z
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:16, archived)
# sdhvbskfhskjgfzdhfksfhlhsp
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:18, archived)
# wobbley czsdhvbskfhskjgfzdhfksfhlhsp
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:19, archived)
# wobbley czsdhvbskfhskjgfzdhfksfhlhsp crab clam
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:24, archived)
# asdf
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:25, archived)
# haha!
Is she called Inflatable Ingrid?
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:13, archived)
# She is now
(, Tue 9 Mar 2004, 20:14, archived)

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