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he's not so tough

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santexo, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:45, archived)

no one else has commented on this

and i think i speak for everyone when i say

that's really rather splendid
and mike tyson is a girl

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DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)

just got back and I must

say that deserves a brand new woo!

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)

whats with

the big white box around it all?

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:04, archived)

WANT ONE!

(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:05, archived)

Thats nice.

And huge.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:06, archived)

I tried to make it littler

but its a no go. Besides, he could beat Lennox lewis, so hes gotta be big!

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

wesley snipes vs Mrs ???

I can't quite read it, but WOO, anyway, cause it's great!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:01, archived)

Poooo

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)

not

greatly done i know but ...meh

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)

More importantly,

Would it be wrong to lunge at a sponge?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)

they have to find him first...

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)

He is you know

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adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:41, archived)

o.O

Would it be wrong to spong a mong?

(Glis, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)

hell

no!

(rawx, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)

no.

but to ask if its wrong to spong a mong would be more wrong than to just spong the mong.
Im using today to try and confuse people :p

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:40, archived)

i feel

a spong song, coming along.

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expf, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)

However,

To spong a mong through the medium of song would right the wrong of a spong-wronged mong.

Let's ask Pete Tong, right awa.. uh, awong.

(Glis, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)

to the tune of sisqo:

let me see that spooooonnggg, baby, that spong spong spong spong spong...

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:49, archived)

Hmm,

What else is there to do with a mong?

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)

sorry

/coat

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youknowyouloveit, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)

ha, well... made me laugh anyway :-)

(rawx, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)

hehehe

That's super woo.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)

Yawn

I have been on holiday for a week with no photoswapping no b3ta, and I'm now on a Microsoft training course. I am happy I'm not in the office though.

(Pickled_Herring, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)

England vs. Argentina

We deserved to win really...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

ooohh

controversial first post.

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)

I would have watched the match

but I had some paint drying to watch elsewhere...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)

Everybody stay calm.

Do not panic. Do not panic.
Look at the fluffy kitten:

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)

it was a great excuse

to spend 2 hours in the pub for friday lunch though.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)

there's a

wonderfully cute kitten in the G2 today. well worth a scan!

(bitchass mother hubbard, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:52, archived)

I'm waiting for b3tans to cotton on to the

"Impulse Body moisturiser" ads - kitties, puppies and bunnies sitting quietly with one front-paw stroking nice young ladies' legs very gently. There's SO MUCH potential in them.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:58, archived)

anybody remember that old drinking song

Troll, troll troll, troll.
Troll, troll troll, troll.

Join in if you know the words.

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fastcar, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:40, archived)

this is just a guess, but

...troll?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:50, archived)

What about

verse 2?

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:57, archived)

weren't

the original lyrics "Skol, Skol, Skol, Skol" or was that the eurovision entry?

(bhell13, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)

ah ... you could be right there

but as the post that started this thread seemed to be such a troll I thought it was apt.

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fastcar, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:07, archived)

puerile I know...

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chthonic, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)

You swine!

I'm in the middle of slopping that right now!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)

Guffed AND

pissed themselves by the looks of it

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adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)

I thought my 2 year old

was looking very cute cuddled up in my bed with his teddie. "I is talking to my teddie" he said. "That's nice" I replied, "what are you saying?" "I did a pooh" he said. "Pardon?" said I, and he repeated "I did a pooh in mummies bed"

Little sod has poohed in my bed! Arse and bollocks.

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:23, archived)

ho ho

kids say the funniest things.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)

ha ha ha

....ha ha ha

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)

Snot funny

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)

'Tis

tee hee

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

not for you

but for us it is.

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fastcar, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)

hehehe

awwww.

(crazymum, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)

arse indeed

after 2 months of scraping pants, we've finally cracked this potty training thing. So I can gloat now.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)

I thought

we had it cracked too. Obviously not. He'd taken off his pants and everything to do it!

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)

obviously you have cracked

it as he took his underwear off before he pooed.

He just didn't poo in the right place, that's all.

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fastcar, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

Indeed

Maybe I should have taken a picture and entered it for the turner prize.

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:44, archived)

The

Turder prize you mean?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:45, archived)

I think

you may need to interrogate Teddy - your son might have told him about other poos that you haven't found yet.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)

Heh-heh

giggles nervously
He wouldn't do that!

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:54, archived)

heehee

aren't kids cute.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)

it says my mental age is 16

quite close really(im nearly 18).
Take the test here

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:22, archived)

It said I was 20

which was good as I'm 32 on wednesday!

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:24, archived)

Yay and woo

I got a 12

and i'm old enough to be icedragons dad

(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

i got 12 too

but i'm not old enough to be icedragon's dad

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spacefish bong!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:42, archived)

I'm 20 too, according to that thing.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)

Yay

fo 20 yr old geminis!

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)

geminis

rule!
no we don't
yes we do!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:32, archived)

Well,

When I did it a while ago, it told me I was 17. Which is good, 'cos that's a good 10 years less than I really am :)

(Glis, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:45, archived)

Bah

I got a 15 and I despised being a teenager.

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Staticgirl, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

Jesus...

It said 27, I'm 28...

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Si W, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:26, archived)

Mine's 16 too (I'm 24).

And when I lied completely, I still only managed to get it up to 22!

(Amerella, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)

too, and I'm 25! hmmm.

(crazymum, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

Says I'm 20

Which is only 11 years out...

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adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:28, archived)

youre

only 9!?
(kidding)

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

I'll set 'em up

you knock 'em in!

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adverse_camber, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)

couldnt

resist

(icedragon, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

21.

Hmm.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

ha ha

you're older than me! You're a boring ole fart! Ha ha ha...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:31, archived)

It says

I'm 18, I'm 24.

(Pickled_Herring, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

WOO

i only got 11 (and im 21!)... and indeed, yay as well

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:34, archived)

bugger...

i managed to get the highly unoriginal 23... does this say something about me? apart from me being 23 obviously...

(rawx, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:35, archived)

it reckons 24

and im 23

jesus am i that boring ?

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DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:37, archived)

Youv'e got problems !

Somebody needs to make me a "Milk Monitor" badge, it said 27 for me and looks like I've got to look after all of you....

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Si W, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:47, archived)

Apparently I act like I'm 19.

My suspicions about myself have been confirmed.

(Nacho, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:59, archived)

i got

20, and i'm 28 in about 2 weeks...

(djmothra, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:46, archived)

blah

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:21, archived)

Scary shit, bob.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)

Was this

taken in a call centre by any chance?

(thediscokingpin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:30, archived)

Pointless alternative:

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:32, archived)

i'm ashamed of you.

i really am.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)

Heheheheheheheh.

Hehehehhehehehehehehe.

Hehehehe.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:38, archived)

thiat is a very good response

to Dr Phil's message.

I assume that it's childish laughter ?

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fastcar, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)

Yes.

Juvenile giggling, accompanied by throwing bits of chewed up paper across the room when her back's turned.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:45, archived)

class

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fastcar, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:48, archived)

oi!

Any more of that and YOU KNOW there'll be trouble.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:52, archived)

What will you do?

Will you lock him out of the house again?? Will You? Will you?

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Wifey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 12:02, archived)

Too stupid to work on a farm?

Then get a job in IT.
not bitter about rejection...

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helmetcream, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:43, archived)

Koit's song, "I'm your mum"

is brilliant. Ok, I wrote the words, but I still think it's utterly ace. link.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:20, archived)

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rockyrobin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:23, archived)

get you

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:26, archived)

sorry.

just soooooo feckin' bored...

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rockyrobin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)

Cheeky.

Anyway, it is ace.

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Craymen, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:27, archived)

yes, it is.

but it is, nonetheless, a repost.

nonetheless? weird work innit...

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rockyrobin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:29, archived)

be careful with this slapping for reposts

the reaction it creates in the slapped is, "well blow you then." I'd hate for this place to turn into the PB board with a load of idiots baying "corn law" everytime someone new turns up who hasn't read some set of arcane and infact non-existant rules.

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rob, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:33, archived)

as usual

you are right...

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rockyrobin, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:36, archived)

but pbers

are whining coked up nu meeja freaks

we're friendly and nice people

(note to lurking PBers you're not that bad really)

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DaWolfey, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:39, archived)

and we are

friendly coked up noo meeja freaks.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

CORN

LAWS!!

i can be childish too sometimes if i wanna...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:53, archived)

I'm sure youv'e said that before Rob.

TIMESPAZ!
Ooopps.

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Si W, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:55, archived)

Reds Under The Bed

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Pistol Pete, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:17, archived)

Cheap 'n' easy

(qwerty, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:13, archived)

Wooooo.

Lovely, just lovely.

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:14, archived)

nicking pics

of cats and kittens and came across this, wish Id thought of it

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:09, archived)

(tomsk, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:06, archived)

just look at the countless

small wars being waged through the last half of the 20th C, Chomsky put it well when he said "american foreign policy has always put the consumption of burgers high on its list of priorities, ensuring small wars would be waged by the burger giants on developing third world countries with large grazing areas"
S'true.

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Alfie, Mon 10 Jun 2002, 11:12, archived)

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