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birdbrains....

(SF, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

I dunno

but i think it just shat in his drink

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)

after 8 hours intensive surgery

the cat which lives inside my stomach has at long last been removed

surgeons were reluctant to operate until it became clear the cat intended to eat it's host

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aubergene, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)

theeeeere...

was an old lady who swallowed a fly....etc
and woo/yay!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)

I don't know why, she swallowed a fly

so I shot her, in case she was a danger to the public.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

i knew a man who swallowed a van

and now he faces a ban.
and stuff.

(crazymum, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

Good work lumpy

public service needs more people like you

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)

ha ha

Funnyest thing I have ever seen. You are one warped fuck!! I think I love you.

(BARGARGEL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)

Koit,

do you have guitar tab for the Thundercats theme? Awesome version by the way. And am I alone in finding Wilykit more attractive than Cheetara?

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)

yes.

You are.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)

I should point out

I was 6 at the time. It wasn't that dodgy. AAARGH! Where are you taking me?
*handcuffs*

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)

I always fancied SHE-RA..

But thought that HE-MAN was a bit of a marmite miner...

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)

Did you ever see Defenders of the Earth?

Jeda (the phantom's daughter) was a fox.

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)

I think I remember that..

If I remember rightly, you are damn correct.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

Friend of mine had a thing for the "girl" in that Dogtanian cartoon.

Weird.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

did you ever see

the flintstones where pebbles was like 16 or summat. fucking hell she was foxy.
(insert bam bam joke here)

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stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)

remember that

she could make my bedrock any time she liked. And don't worry, my coat's already on.

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

Jeda

was a peachy little vixen - she wanted me too(I can tell)

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)

i still quite fancy

the cadbury's caramel rabbit.

going back to lurking now.

(dickyb, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

ohhh yes yes yes

She's lovely.
Not as good as Jessica Rabbit, but who is?

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

She was voiced by

Miriam Margoleyes though. Who's something of a heifer.

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

Another boy-hood fantasy destroyed.

Damn you all...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)

In my humble opinion, Juliet, (The 'girl' from Dogtanian) was a bit of a fox, (or should that be Golden Retreiver?)

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

Bit too soppy for my tastes.

;)
I used to be more interested in Mariah Whittaker advertising Barbarian II in Spectrum magazines...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:17, archived)

And Willa's mate from Thudercats would get it

do you think I should start buying FHM?

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)

wasn't there a grey kitten-lady in a hooded cloak in Dogtanian?

And she was pretty cool too, as I recall?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:24, archived)

I think she was evil too,

which is always a bonus.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:26, archived)

see?

Oh custard gush. See it now? f'kin geoshites

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

yeah

In a 40s beauty kind of a way. She always looked good astride a unicorn...

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

I definately would

She was my fave too

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)

I can't stop laughing

at the phrase custard gush.
heeheeheeheeheeheeeeeeeee!

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)

bloody popt_art

programmed it into me phone and I cant get rid of it. (the message I mean, er, yeah :)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:29, archived)

Alright, you win, She-Ra is a bigger babe than Juliet, (And human too)... He-Man was a crafty butcher though...

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beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:22, archived)

Phwoooar!

I certainly would :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:21, archived)

is there anything you wouldnt?

*coat :)*

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)

Well I wouldn't

shag you, for starters :-P

not after last time, anyway :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:38, archived)

ah now!

it was great! Er, that was you wasn't it?

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:42, archived)

Guitar tab ?

I have all the individual parts of the mix if that's what you mean.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)

Just wondered if you had the

sheet music to the guitar twiddles in a file anywhere.
It doesn't matter if not.

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

Sorry matey

My mate who did the guitar bits just copied them from the theme tune that I had.......any bits we couldn't hear precisely, we made up

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)

gah - not only do I get

bollocked by my manager for leaving my pooter downloading over lunchtime - But then I find him giggling like a schoolgirl at B3ta!!!!!

Stop lurking now and tell me to do some work or something!

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Ted, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)

PAY TED MORE MONEY TOO

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Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

YES MORE MONEY FOR TED!

Ted: If this works, chuck some cash my way please :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)

GIVE TED MORE MONEY OR WE WILL EAT YOUR TROUSERS!

or something.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)

TED IS AN EXCELLENT WORKER AND AN ASSET TO THE COMPANY

PAY TED MORE MONEY.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)

He just shout NO across the office

but thanks anyway.

I'll buy you guys a beer at the next bash!!!

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Ted, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:13, archived)

whats his email address?

I'll send him 10,000 mails with the subject "PAY TED OR DIE" with the message
"I have a shovel. I can get a gun. No one will miss you."

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

ive a better idea: TEDS BOSS:

sorry for the caps
PAY TED MORE MONEY AND WE'LL ALL DESIGN SOME WONDERFULL GRAPHICS FOR YOU OR YOUR COMPANY AT NO CHARGE WHATSOEVER!!!

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)

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Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:34, archived)

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

He's going to pay me more but he'll then deduct the time I spend on here so I think it works out better the old way "gah"

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Ted, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:41, archived)

Arrrgh!

He could have waited to change his mind... I was going to set up a "Pay Ted more money" campaign website!

Oh well...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:51, archived)

gah!

is fast becoming a favourite for me!
anybody play UT should know what i mean...
*ratta-tat-boom*...GAH!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

check your email

waspy

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)

I'm not playing UT

but "Gah" is a staple word in my vocabulary - Millions of uses such as "Gah - The kittens have shat in my socks"

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Ted, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:33, archived)

One for david Icke

(Alienboy, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)

only need 3 more players

for team a1pha...

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)

I'm a 6'3" lump. So, central defence it is for me...

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bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

I'll be your Beckham-esque midfield maestro

despite being a 6'4" lump....

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)

only need 1 player now

... but we may still be able to win with only 10 players, should be easy :)....
im thinking a game like photoshop tennis???

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)

kittenball?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)

is there

a centre-mid spot going?

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stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)

sorted

we now have a full team, will be posting the line up shortly

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)

also, i would

like to add at this point that i can do 58 kick ups. i aim to do 100 by the end of summer. all at once like. not over the whole of summer.

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stouffer, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

i can do about

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

Bugger me that's impressive

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adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

I know

Years of practice

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

My first Spong

20M Give it time

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)

David Hasslehoff

Blimey! Amazon have only gone and put up my review an' all...

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Mister Al, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)

hahaha

I just pissed myself I think they actually took you seriously

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)

snort

I guess Amazon don't censor the reviews.... :))

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Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)

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rufus, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)

what... on... earth?

like it like it liiike it
like it like that

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Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)

thank you

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rufus, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:23, archived)

Early Treatment of The Fearitis

was brutal but effective

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fishbear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

in b3ta

no one can hear you scream.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:53, archived)

hay hugo

nice result

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breel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:53, archived)

it was wasnt it?

Even better, the French are OOT!

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:58, archived)

what?

no lollipop for being a good boy and not crying?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)

fishbear is

the eyeball master.

(que, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:09, archived)

bad boy chicks rock da house

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breel, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

word

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

Yeeaah

Boyzzz...

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adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

awww

cute. But where's the phat sox?

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Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)

Flava Flaved

with oxo

(Nacho, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:56, archived)

choices choices

(Mr.Mantlepies, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

Sponge

its the future. Soon it will be revolutionised into the online world, as...

e-Spong!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

well,

he looked pretty happy in the end, so I think he probably did, yes.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

fucking hell.

I've never seen someone being so consistently fucking brilliant.
You sir are a genius.
All Hail King Mantlepies

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

Yay, let's promote Mr Mantlepies.

You are right, he should be a King. King of the fair land of Mantelpia, where the cats are in charge and the booming enconomy is fuelled with sponge...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)

clapclapclapclapclap...

woo!
yay!

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

Genius.

Absofuckinglutely Genius!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

truly fab

where on earth do you get all these cheesy pictures from ?

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DaWolfey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

I was just about to ask the same

thing

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:55, archived)

the answer is ...

the wonderful world of stock photography.
From stock books usually found in the dark corners of advertising agencies

(Mr.Mantlepies, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)

hey, tops idea..

I've loads of them here.
(advertising agency upstairs, film prop makers next door.)
Woo!

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:01, archived)

horay for tony stone!

and maybe superstock.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:11, archived)

was better

before that extra last frame.
sorry

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)

hehe

fanx to mrbongo for animating it for me (i've only got flash, and that takes bloody ages!!)

(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

claaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss-ah

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:50, archived)

In the world cup spirit.

And after a careful few months studying the form. Here's my selection for the B3TA national side.

1) Fat Boab
2) Breel
3) Spacerfish
4) lumpbucket
5) pickledpizza
6) Rob
7) Monkeon (c)
8) Santexo
9) Tomsk
10) crab bloke
11) Fishbear

Manager: Pep.

Sorry to all of those who didn;t make it on the plane. But keep trying, and your efforts will be rewarded. I must say, the centre-half pairing of lumpbucket and pizza should have attacks panicking. And the dazzling skills of Santexo feeding crab_bloke's eye for goal should be enough to take on even the mighty Brazilians.

(milk_explosion, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

Can I

be the physio??

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

spacerfish?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)

you already are

(milk_explosion, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)

Woo!

Thanks

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)

I'll just be hiding in the changing room

to watch them all shower together afterwards

(Nacho, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)

You can

help me sponge them down if you like?

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:07, archived)

Sounds like a damn fine afternoon to me.

Wifey, stop putting thoughts into my head. Shit, how am I supposed to work now with that mental image in my head. I'm off to have a cigarette to calm down a bit.

(Nacho, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)

oi, so long as you leave tomsk to me.

I bain't sharin'.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

Okay,

I'll let you wash Tomsk.
:oP
I wasn't really picturing faces in particular anyway.

(Nacho, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:19, archived)

goody.

He never remembers to do behind his ears when I let him wash himself.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:27, archived)

I'll stop now

I have to go out for an exciting tescoes trip or we shall all starve to death.

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

who ees

theese spacerfish of whoom you speek? Ees he of foreign extraction?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:45, archived)

sorry,

i got my team sheet from the guardian.

(milk_explosion, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:46, archived)

Damn

Didnt make the cut!

Anyone else who didnt make it wanna join the second national side to challenge for the cup?

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)

what like Senegal

are to France?...

Me please!!!

(djmothra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

I will

But i warn you i hate football and will stab anyone who wont give me the ball, from the other team that is

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

(I'm gonna feign injury, like I did at school)

football. pah.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)

Ooh Me!

I'm still mentally scarred after being picked last in PE every week

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adverse_camber, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:49, archived)

mmmmmm

if you have room for an unfit, overweight, drinker and smoker.

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raw-edge, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

only on the table footie

team..
I'll be on the rudgby national side if ya want?
Hey, fuck it, Im irish. Stuff the lot of ye fenian bastards (whatever that means :)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

you slagging yourself then?

you do know Fenian ~= (Republic) Irish?

Oh, and WE'RE IN THE SECOND ROUND!!!

sorry for breaking the curfew; please don't shoot me

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bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)

I was asleep in the histroy lessons at school.

So dont know if I missed anything interesting.
Possibly "Orange bastards"?
I need some prozack.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

why Prozac?

We Won! Ain't that enough?

BTW, won tkts for the Frames tomorrow off lgg. Cheers.

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bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)

hey cool..

So you're a bogtrotter as well eh?
So there's me and Fuzzbucket and yerself.
Any other paddies for the Irish team?

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)

me too

I'm a bogman

([]DOo []DOo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

bogmen

rule.
nuff said.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

I broke my finger

playing rugby for Ireland. Well the trials for the team actually, but I was very proud of it..

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)

hey nice..

I used to play in school till I got too skinny and started drinking and smoking.
Oh, discovered masturbation around the same time, and that was much more fun.
Still is too!

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:04, archived)

They keep

showing the submarine bar in Dublin - I wish I was there..
I gave up rugby when I came to England - the english girlies were much scarier than us gentile irish birds..

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

I know that place..

wish I was there too.
*stuck in office sobbing into tea*

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)

We'll start

team a1pha

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)

no no nooooo

it's PE all over again!!! acgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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DaWolfey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:52, archived)

The thing that excites me about this is...

the concept of b3tan nationhood!

We're going to need a flag... passports... a national anthem... a government system... (er...general anarchy, I suspect... a parliament building... (can I design that?)...

Better get moving, folks!

Onward towards nationhood!

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)

Koit

to record the national anthem!

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

To celebrate my reworked version of the Thundercats theme tune

Go on, listen to this beast of a tune : Here it is bitch

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)

I feel like I should

wear my Thundercats t-shirt in celebration. woo.

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AndyK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

ANDY K!!!!!!!!

*rubs eyes in disbelief*

(Nacho, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)

Yay

for Thundercats t-shirts !

I wish I had one

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)

u can get one here:

http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/polanski/1099/

(MrsSpoon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:03, archived)

I can't remember where I got mine from

now... Somewhere in the states and it took about 4 months to arrive. but it was worth it. see here too.

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AndyK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:10, archived)

Checked both links

Would love to get them - why do they always never have my size !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:18, archived)

i have a deceptacon's tshirt

i got in NY last year.

it's cool (well i think so)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:43, archived)

No... you're imagining it

It's actually a small robot programmed to pretend to be me.

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AndyK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:09, archived)

In that case

are you like that little robot girl in Small Wonder?

(Nacho, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:15, archived)

That's right...

just like that... except bigger.

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AndyK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

perfect.

Koitus, You've improved something I thought unimproveable.
Fantastic.
(Do you keep seperate parts of your tunes i.e. Vocals, beats, guitar, bassline?)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:47, archived)

Affirmative

.You want some ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

I'm going to see if I can find Sonic Foundry Acid Music

Somewhere on the interweb, I'd love to do some remixes, if that's ok with you??

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:54, archived)

Yes that's fine

I have all the individual parts but they are each the length of the song........spose I could trim em down to send to you.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:59, archived)

holy shiiit

sir, that verrily Rocks!

(crazymum, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

Woo

wham bam thank you mam

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

Snarf snarf

You certainly rockaroo.

(MrsSpoon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:55, archived)

Shit

Should have put a sample of that little bastard in there.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:00, archived)

Hmmm.

But that would tip the comedy value - effort balance.

(MrsSpoon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:05, archived)

daddio

Can my jazz monkey and his amazing flying cat join your band?

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Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

gosh...

i'm actually quite scared by your wet pussy...
and i never thought i'd say that..

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)

He got a bit wet

flying through Leeds

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Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

Flying cat + Jazz monkey

Truly an inspired art work.
Is it based on the film Flash Gordon?

(Spoondog, Mon 17 Jun 2002, 10:03, archived)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)

Nice

just off to put some in the fridge for later!

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)

I don't understand the need to drink COLD Guiness.

It's not lager, is it?
I suppose it does slip down easier (for amatuer drinkers), but it doesn't taste/feel right...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

You're right

It's not lager. Well done for noticing.

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:48, archived)

They don't call me Eagle Eyes for nothing.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:51, archived)

heh-heh

I used to drink it with blackcurrent in too, but then I grew up!

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:02, archived)

Agh!

The only good thing about blackcurrant in your booze is clearing your path back from the bar. Other than that, VILE!

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:06, archived)

I was

very young then..

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:14, archived)

And a student, no doubt.

What about Snakebite? With or without the Black. I still say, leave well alone.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:16, archived)

How did you guess

Never snakebites. Irish bars are very limited - it's either guinness, harp, smithwicks or heinekin. Oh or if you're in cork it's murphies.

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Wifey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:20, archived)

How do you explain

that marketing gimmick that is Extra cold guiness?

(edit) Oh I think I just did!

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Ted, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:08, archived)

Bleh!

I'll only drink that under protest.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 14:12, archived)

Goin' out for

a few scoops soon enough myself...

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helmetcream, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:55, archived)

suddenly...

i'm thirsty...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:44, archived)

collaboration

anybody with flash skills want to help with a project?

it's a music video - i've got the soundtrack, a couple of basic scenes set and a bunch of characters and some gags ready...
i would appreciate help packing it out with some more jokes and maybe some directorial assistance...?
(or somebody to tell me to stop wasting my time on such a ridiculous idea)

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:38, archived)

sticks tentative paw in air

what's the music?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:39, archived)

bobby 'boris' pickett

monster mash - plenty of cues in the lyrics for japery!

edit: okay i can tell you're not impressed but it's the concept for the video that makes it work...don't want to say too much tho'

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:43, archived)

hey I'm interested

- it was a graveyard smash!
mail me with details - you'll get my email on me33eng3r. I still can't get on there BTW - it's still flashing.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:57, archived)

may god have mercy on their souls...

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tomdog, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:34, archived)

Argh

I bet the Quo are behind this...

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:41, archived)

they're hiding

behind that signpost.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 13:42, archived)

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