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help...

i'm a silly boy i know, but this time i've really done it...
can i have my old name back?
Pleeeeeeease...

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

You've fucked it now

only Cal can save you!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:53, archived)

dear dear dear...

pissing about like that never pays, you know - ask tomsk.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

i would

but it's such a fucking pain to post anything, it only seems worth it to bitch at you :-)

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)

why

do you hate me?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)

buggery

you know i have to retype my ridiculous username everytime i post a message... and that i can't delete or edit any of them...
no. i, don't hate you.

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:04, archived)

fixed now.

don't do it again, etc etc etc.

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pep, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)

thank you

i can go home now woohoo

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:12, archived)

ok then,

I'll let you - have a good night.

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pep, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:15, archived)

you look funny like that

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:57, archived)

couldn't gif it small enough so here is link

rods everywhere

(Alienboy, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

oh my Lord!

I just posted a stupid knee-jerk there but now I've been INTELLIGENT and actually looked at the link it's really rather marvellous!
Go you!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

Kneejerking

No worries I am off home anyway byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

(Alienboy, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)

i am me

for you

(skagg, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

arfg!

hummus!

(skagg, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

i was

beginning to wonder...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

Fatty...

HELP! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!

(G-Funk, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

What?

Glass cocks? :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)

Rolf Mayo

Glass Cock

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

rolfmayo

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bananaman, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)

Surely Glass Cocks are old too..

How about Argentinian Handbags ???

(G-Funk, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

Glass cocks or not, this is frightening...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)

Even bigger glass cock

not only has that been posted, its been made into two seperate animgifs and countless other pics :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

Nyer! My glass cock is bigger than yours!

Haha! I'm going home...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:42, archived)

...

(garry, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)

dsds

oops, i posted that before i saw the link to all the fat cats D:

(garry, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

open up

(SF, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

that looks alarmingly

like a glass cock with no legs and a ginger penis fucking hell i have a dirty mind

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

It does

you know.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:45, archived)

glass cock?

where?

(Lofted_Warrior, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)

get this funny feeling

i'm being watched...

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

hahahaha

that's kewl !! I can seeeee you !!! but why aren't you moving ? rigormortis ?

(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

i'm

concentrating!
if you watch carefully you can see the shutter flicker!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

genius

and simple to boot :)

(Tendency, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

I made a new stupid little flash thing

Pavarotti really buzzes off elephants
You'll need the sound on to appreciate it.
you like?

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crab_bloke), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

my like!

candidate for this weeks newsletter over here methinks!

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ramirez brr..., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

its going on ours!

(

Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)

and

rightly
so
too
woo

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ramirez brr..., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)

YAAAAAAAYYYYY!

woo. : ) ) *grins bigly*

(Tendency, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)

will you marry me?

that is fantastic mate!
Had the office in stitches..

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:22, archived)

Crab bloke

you are a genius! Fantastic!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

Thanks chaps

He just can't get enough of those elephants. loves 'em I tell you.
Soz I haven't been responding much lately. Lovely stuff from you lot up here. Bravo all round.

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crab_bloke), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

and to you as well my spongy friend..

*hug*

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)

Big Love

right back at yez

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crab_bloke), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

thx for looking after me

in my drunken state on sat night, many many thx :)

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

heh

you did need a bit of looking after :)
That beard suited you, y'know?
*sniggers, thinking "Christ, he looked funny"*

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

best story

about next day- "I belive it says spong" - bravo.

(

crab_bloke), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:05, archived)

did

you read my story of sunday morning?

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:06, archived)

oh oh

boy love

(covers eyes)

(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

that kicks

arse crab_bloke... woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and yeeeeeah!

(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

woohoo!

see the fat bloke dance!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:26, archived)

OMG

that is TOO FUNNY :D People at work think I'm a freak but I love it !!!

(JBoom, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay!

I have just spent the entire day doing solid workworkwork, no b3ta at all, not even a sneaky peek. Yuk.
And that has cheered me right up. Top stuff.

(tomsk, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:39, archived)

woohoo

suuuuuuuperb.

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

beautiful

elephants yeah!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:01, archived)

My favorite

Thats the best one Ive seen of them flash things u do.
`ive never heard that man sing elephants yeah so well until now and so lovingly with all his hearts.
wooeyays.(sobbing with excruciating happiness)

(Mr.Mantlepies, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:21, archived)

wafer thin slices of cuteness

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big daft dave, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:12, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

/end slo-mo screaming

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:14, archived)

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill the evil little shit!
(heh, sorry phil, but it is a brilliant pic :)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

oo you're a harsh man

Mr Rune.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)

Im lovely really.

I just get overexcited sometimes.
Also I had a sweet and the sugar has gone to my head.
Im trippin' with the fishies!

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

Hold my hand and close your eyes.

If you like. Everything will be okay...

(

monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:23, archived)

*clap clap clap*

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ramirez brr..., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)

b3ta can close down now
it's just peaked

that is the funniest thing i have ever seen

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DaWolfey, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:20, archived)

brilliant

I feckin hate cats the disloyal whiney little fecks

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mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:28, archived)

im with you

on that, im allergic so i feckin hate 'em too! little smug fluffy bastards

(bhell13, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:34, archived)

...just a waffer thin

kitten...

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rockyrobin, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

right

im off home now, so team - off to the pub, then off to bed to make sure you're all up bright and early for the f**tb**l in the morning. unicorn, feel free to follow me home ;) although it may be better (for you) if you follow the team instead - give them the moral support they need!
bye all!

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:12, archived)

yay team!

got to stay here and revise i'm afraid, but have fun :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:17, archived)

revise? pah!

how old are you anyway, Now Legendary One?

(

Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

i am sweet seventeen

(my 18th birthday is two days before b3ta's first, so i shall expect lots of free newly legal birthday alcohol at the bash :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

Christ,

so young!

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)

You're on!

Though I think I'm going to be in Greece - neener neener neener neener :)

Jesus you're young!

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

Sod Greece

b3ta beer beats beaches and bouzoukis!

(

bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

I'm an old hat at

b3tabashes...
I dont think anyone will miss me (when is the party anyway??)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

July 5th.

You;d best be there, I want my mars bar come hell or high water. I'll come to Greece to get it if I must! (ahh, sun...)

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

nope..

Im away till the 14th!
Me dad is paying for it, so WOO AND FUCKING YAY!
Go My DAD!

(

Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

Bah.

My dad offered to take us, but the thought of two weeks mediating him and my boyfriend was too much.

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:43, archived)

Oh bollocks

Guess when the next party I'm putting on is? Is there a venue decided for the b3ta-birthday-bash?

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bob dinosaur, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:41, archived)

5th July, I believe

it'll be my first, cos i'm coming all the way from liverpool...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

oh well

pass the drinks message on to everyone else :)

and i'm not the youngest here! do i look older, or something?

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

ah to be shure,

yore only a child yet... :)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

no no no

Hugo's not very good at guessing women's ages.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:38, archived)

I think you're 24?

Random guess.
Lumpy (a guess) is 22
carb_bloke and Si_W (another guess) is 28.
I'm 26, but mentally, 11&1/2.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:40, archived)

I'm NOT 24 YET....

dammit. 5 days!
...anyway I was referring to the popt_art incident when you guessed her ages as 46.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:44, archived)

i think

that was a joke...

*sobs*

(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

read

your
email!

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

my e-mail?

or Dr Phils e-mail?
i don't have any new mails :-(

(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

me neither...

(i think he's still trippin' with the fishies).

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)

yours..

was telling you where the hell Deptford is.

way down here

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:55, archived)

that would be the mail i never got then

(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:00, archived)

sent it twice now..

bad hotmail. bad dog.
I'm orf.
Need to see a Mich about a Gun.
by3

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:03, archived)

tara

(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)

heh...

But I was lying dontcher'know?
Sometimes a mans gotta play :)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:48, archived)

That's what I said, shortly before the policeman appeared.

They let me out soon...

(

monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

But if you bugger off to greece

where am I going to stay? Hmm? :(

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:35, archived)

depends on when the party is?

Hedley has a place..

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:36, archived)

Only problem with that is

i'd have to look after the bugger... :-/

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

On this note, 12:30am, I'm off to bed.

Sweet dreams...

(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:10, archived)

MY
GOOD
GOD

(

Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:12, archived)

bye bye!

... aren't you taking her with you?
Please?

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

Tempting

But Baaaaaabara is very jealous, and a sheep scorned....well you just don't wanna know.

(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:19, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:16, archived)

so anyway

you would, wouldn't you? :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

Uhhhhhhhhh....

no :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:25, archived)

liar

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)

Well

it depends how nice her body is tbh. Thats why god invented paper bags :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

and

on levels or desperation and/or alcohol saturation...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:50, archived)

ooh look at you

with your new name!

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:56, archived)

well,

i *am* triple legendary :)

(although i can't actually remember why, now)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:01, archived)

I think it was:
1. you like football
2. you "like" girls
3. um... you like blowjobs.

...I think that was it?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:08, archived)

i think it was only the third of those..

the second was knowing hugo's song, and the first was for just being a unicorn. i remember now :)

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 17:10, archived)

ah go on

she has such beautiful lovely eyes... and what a mouth! You could always turn the lights out. :)
[edit] Look at you up there! I knew it! You old filthpig bugger.

(

Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:31, archived)

eeeek

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:29, archived)

This is

better

www.yil.com/daily/strange/index.asp?date=020705

(dickyb, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOetc...

(Beef_Hooked The Axis of Anxiety, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

Clap, clap.

My work here is done...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:34, archived)

RUN ! ! !

(Rift, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

classy

tag line! I love it.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)

no, no, no

domo-kun are lovely and friendly... they only scream with frustration at being so misunderstood...

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the triple legendary unicorn, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:09, archived)

Oh how those polar bears chuckled....

...clicky-woo...clickety woo...

(twisted sorry mummy they made me do it, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

i got 19

brilliant fun - try it with vodka

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)

Woo!

I got 21!
Beat that bears!

(Mumm-ra, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:59, archived)

You get points

for shooting nothing, but I like killing the penguins.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:02, archived)

hmmm

114, not bad...

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

how how how

i know the sequence and I am shooting the little fuckers before they even appear, but my max score is 20

(pingu, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

Keep shooting

after you`ve killed the penguin and watch your points.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

hee hee hee

got the nack of it now and got 163, yah beeeuuuooowwty!

(pingu, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)

what do i win?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:54, archived)

oooh

cheat.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

i've figured out how now

quite easy really, you can click each penguin 7 times before it disapears...

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

bah

pesky kids

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

like it!

got 20 then 18!
how about time bonuses?

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)

I got 20

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Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:57, archived)

me too

(icedragon, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)

make them squeak as well

or say argggggggggggggggghhhh!

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

Doesn't even record my score...

...or move the crosshairs. :( Bloody Flash4...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)

eh!

thought you'd gone a huntin for pictures?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

Nah, I'm still at work.

Can't imagine that "Work Safe Bondage" on Google would turn up much...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:08, archived)

aha

ahhhhh - i work from home and I'm always late in the morning.

thank god for openworld !

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:15, archived)

Harumph! So, you to are...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:21, archived)

sorry too small

and lots of banners...?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:24, archived)

Eh, what? Banners? There's no banners on Mr. Smug.

And I haven't got a larger one to hand. Sorry. Look in the kit to learn more.

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:27, archived)

aha

sound of large round metal monetary object hitting the deck!

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:30, archived)

Pennies are still small where I'm from!

Sorry...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:37, archived)

doh!

don't want to be sarky but I was being so thick it was a fucking huge penny that dropped in the end.

Anyway over and out the shed is calling again and it's my Birthday on Saturday - 43 orbits!

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:47, archived)

make that Sunday!

more beer

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thebear is thebear, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:49, archived)

It's a trick!!

the penguins are trying to save the baby polar bear that furtive is stealing.
Don't believe the lies!
Save the penguins!

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nyarlathotep, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:04, archived)

hahahahhahha

wonderful.

(milk_explosion, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:18, archived)

speaking of kittenball

Whatever happened to the last potatoswap tennis match?

Anyone know?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

fell victim to

"da spaz"

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

no URL

of what was played?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:55, archived)

right, got stuff to do..

leaving b3ta for a while (if I can)
Laterz chaps and now legendary chapesses.
I've got crumpetlessness.

(

Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)

a man without a crumpet

is like a woman without a glass cock...

my heart bleeds for you

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

crumpetlessness

is tragic - i have one spare if you need it!

me off as well - dial up is soooo frustrating - and expensive!

(bella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)

I'm suffering from

crumpetlessness too.. have to stop at safeway this evening, I think :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)

oh man, Im never eating crumpets again.

How many did you buy? 50 odd?
Ha, I forgot about the kilo of chocolate.. tee hee :)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:01, archived)

3 packets

but to be fair we ate most of them.

What a waste of chocolate! We didn't eat any of that!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

popt_art has given it to her daughter.

Poor girl will put on about 4 stone in a week. and its all my fault. muhahahahaahah :)

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:11, archived)

Mmmmm,

50 crumpets and a kilo of chocolate, why do you taunt us so?

(Amerella, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:06, archived)

Sorry for the spazz/glass cock

does anyone have the piccy of the glass Cockerel??

(HungOver, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)

Koitus, are you about?

I have the tools, I'd love the music !!!
:)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:47, archived)

i am slightly worried

about the lack of concern showed for the plight of our nations cats, as detailed below. do you people not care that the cats are hungry?!

(fluff, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

No.

Cats are evil.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)

yeah

starvation is too good for them!!

(rawx, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:50, archived)

evil are

cats...

(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

cats

suck satans rigid cock.
they are that evil.
nice with mayonaisse though.

(

Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)

what is?

cats or cock?

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:54, archived)

I care. I care a lot.

But I am only one Doctor, and I can't feed all of them. (even if you cut me into teeny tiny pieces)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)

err

i feed mine every day...
its a very happy healthy cat

(

smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:03, archived)

coulda bin better...

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smirny ~(8(|), Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

fuckin hell

get back!

That is evil. Kill it.

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Craymen, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 16:00, archived)

WOW Orking?

I was searching google for orking and came across this link in russian
it's not immediately obvious but scan down the right column and you'll find a link to Monkeon.co.uk/orking!

(Idyll23, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)

the link just below that

not work safe
is bloody scary...

(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:49, archived)

Great

A Russian blogger! I like the pidgeons against sparrows webcam. Good game, Good game.

(

Staticgirl, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

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911 Things To Hate About America

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Strange..¬!¬

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Lula too poor to pay attention, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:51, archived)

911

The 911 reasons to hate americans are top class though...Tantric Sex... Tom Hanks... Telemarketers, Ski caps on white guys with long hair...

I always knew those indians had nicked Tantra from the americans

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:56, archived)

sorted!

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:41, archived)

'kin

'el...

(cybo, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:42, archived)

looks better than

the original...

(HungOver, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:43, archived)

banana

>pt-ooooie<
splat
"my screen!"

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

at least the teeth are a bit whiter

could almost smell her breath in the original photo

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rufus, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:44, archived)

shes still fucking awful

some things just can be helped, no matter how much you try

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ramirez brr..., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

still got

a bulbous nose tho'

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aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:48, archived)

who me?

that's definitely true...

like i said before, some things can't be helped - I used to look like a zombie from the Thriller video

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ramirez brr..., Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:53, archived)

this is true.

My cousin Denise looks EXACTLY like that.
Well, I was pissed the last time I seen her.

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Hugo Rune, Tue 11 Jun 2002, 15:46, archived)

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