A typical Shanghai fish market, yesterday
Sorry, no quo in this one
Edit: Now with added quo Hoorah!!!!
Edit: Now with no pesky sharks or helicopters, just one hundred percent healthy quo.
Crikeyquiet this morn, maybe that's a hint I should go and do some work.
Woo, although to helicopter/shark pics now fit into "bandwagon" or "memes"?
(Woo, although to helicopter/shark pics now fit into "bandwagon" or "memes"?
magnum,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:35,
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I'd say memeBecause of the times when people ask "Is this real?" and you get about 10 replies of "No shark, no bridge..."
(
Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:41,
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i thought it wasnaked wednesday and subtle thursday?!
no wonder everybody's been lookin at me with quite a foul look in their eyes today
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:33,
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no wonder everybody's been lookin at me with quite a foul look in their eyes today
Woo.More kids should use foul language
Everything is funny this morning, but then again I'm probably still drunk.
hoot
(Everything is funny this morning, but then again I'm probably still drunk.
hoot
Hankster,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:25,
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Is your nameRichard*
*This may sound like an insult, but is in fact a valid question
(*This may sound like an insult, but is in fact a valid question
Banana,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:39,
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I know someone who set fire to a hay barnat my boarding school, his name was Richard Hancock. Your nickname being hanky I thought it may be worth asking.
( Banana,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:42,
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nah, not meThe Hankster thing comes from my American mate who kept calling me by the shortened version of my name (Daz) which I hate so he started calling me Hank. Hence, Hankster
( Hankster,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:45,
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I'm just wondering how the bird fits into this magnum,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:32,
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Anti money launderingsite? why would they be interested?
( magnum,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:36,
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What'sthe site about? I can't access it 'cause I'm on the server.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:42,
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HehRemind me of a great one from a match report.
The referee was blasted by Don Howe, the Arse-
Cont. p76
Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:43,
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NingI wonder should I go and get the bus to work now
(
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:16,
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No!run to the hills, run for your life...
*guitar solo, bangs head, makes devil sign with hand*
(*guitar solo, bangs head, makes devil sign with hand*
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:17,
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I think I mayI was at a "training course" all day yesterday, but I went to the park instead
besides where else wil I print out giant rasterbated geese?
(besides where else wil I print out giant rasterbated geese?
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:19,
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Kind Sirs/Madams:Can anyone give me the URL for that Ultimate Kitten Resource
Ta
(Ta
100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:20,
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www.google.comonly joking, do you mean the kittenator?
www.barnesy.org/kittenator/
(www.barnesy.org/kittenator/
VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:21,
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Thanks both i will check these outbut neither are the one i was thinking of.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:24,
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Good morning (or 'ning, if you will)This isn't worth a thread by itself, so I'll put it here.
Spepa.
Palt?
Late 80s/early 90s rap combo.
(Spepa.
Palt?
Late 80s/early 90s rap combo.
magnum,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:20,
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it looks like she's had a stroke. Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:23,
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She talked about sex during a dinner party.She got what was coming to her.
( magnum,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:24,
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You imbecile!Of course that was worth a thread by itself!
It's the ver core of genius!
I love it.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:26,
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It's the ver core of genius!
I love it.
Yes, yes,I realize that was a bit of a mixed compliment, but after the whole Spepper thing, that amused me. Clever.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:31,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Gloots! - Co-joined Product Innovation"){kind=small}
Never lose a pair again - ever!
Keeps your smalls fresh 'n' airy!
crumbswho is that bloke? Looks like someone I work with.
( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:04,
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do a google image search for geekhe's a mixture of two that are top 'o the list!
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:11,
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Hahaha!Pantlers!
That's genius!
(That's genius!
mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:10,
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that could almost be a real inbredwoo!
but you might wanna rework the text a little, needs some smoothage
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:56,
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but you might wanna rework the text a little, needs some smoothage
*adopts local accent*"I'm waitin' for me wife and me sister....Oh, here she is"
hoot
(hoot
Hankster,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:58,
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It's funnybecause it's true
(
chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:58,
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TJDon't mind me, just messing with reflections...
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:06,
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Canary Wharf?Woohoo, i should be able to see him out of my window
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots.,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:21,
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Hahahathe thought of him singing that song.
/giggles
Woo to the pic
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:41,
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/giggles
Woo to the pic
/inserts ear plugsWoo!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:42,
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so the muzzle for the 3 minute silence never worked then
ps. it's tragedy
/pedantia
Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:49,
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when the feelings goneand you can't go on, it's...
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:59,
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when your pants fall downin the middle of town....
/kids version
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:15,
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/kids version
SHHHHHHHH!
chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:59,
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You little Scumbag!Let me see your war face!
Semper fi, do or die! Gung ho, gung ho, gung ho!
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:31,
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Semper fi, do or die! Gung ho, gung ho, gung ho!
Give that cat a medal now.Woo
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:37,
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now thatsthe kind of army I want to see
( anythingbutthisactually,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:40,
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WowI'd of never belived anyone could think
of a different use for that film.
Woo to the pic
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:43,
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of a different use for that film.
Woo to the pic
ahahahahhahahhaalaughing out loud @ work..oh dear..
+ i'm an intern, so i should really be more careful..
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:45,
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+ i'm an intern, so i should really be more careful..
woo!he got a job in at the counter terrorism unit, last i heard...
(
lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 9:10,
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Morning all you lovely people!
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:26,
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Well, that's my dinner sorted.Woo!
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:32,
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Wow. This is like REAL modern art.
Well played sir.
(Well played sir.
Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:33,
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Can you guesswhat the ingredients are for?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:35,
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Hmmm,I would say crisps of some description. Maybe Sensations?
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:37,
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thats cool -is that a photoshop deal or a scanned image - i ask because it loks 'real' .
woo to you!
(woo to you!
Ronny Morocco,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:40,
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Ning!Have a 3D Domo (now with added fur!)
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:19,
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Woo!That's Domotastic is that :)
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:29,
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DomotasticI will try and use that in conversations all day.
That, and 'squidoocle'.
(That, and 'squidoocle'.
Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:35,
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What is the definition of 'squidoocle'? mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:36,
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"Squidoocle"The sound a badger makes (© summat to do with kittens)
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:39,
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Ah, yesI remember now.
( mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:40,
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That's really rather goodWoo too yoo.
'Ning lovely people,
I is hungoverer.
Poorly at work
hoot
('Ning lovely people,
I is hungoverer.
Poorly at work
hoot
Hankster,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:06,
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*touches cloth*;)
poot and torp Monty Python onamatapaeic farty words.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:10,
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poot and torp Monty Python onamatapaeic farty words.
You'll be needing thesewww.shomertec.com/item.cfm?Action=newItems&variable=1164
Onamatapaei is such a great word
Plop'
hoot
(Onamatapaei is such a great word
Plop'
hoot
Hankster,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:14,
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Marvelarse!I have just e-mailed the URL to a friend on hols in Australia. Perfect.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:20,
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not worth a new threadbut since the last one I've had time to make this.. with PAINT!
sadly
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:07,
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sadly
no itsan ant eater with a nail up its bum and the other one's trying to pull it out.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 8:08,
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nothe pointless literality, the pointless literality..!
but thanks anyway.
(but thanks anyway.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:47,
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It looks a bit big to be taken literally.A big small? That's an oxymoron, methinks.
Whatever the point, very woo all the same... got me thinking anyway.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:53,
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Whatever the point, very woo all the same... got me thinking anyway.
I hope you mean to look at.To look at with a garlic butter sauce.
Because to eat kittens is a crime against everything.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:42,
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Because to eat kittens is a crime against everything.
Alright.I guess kitten-snail crosses are acceptable foodstuffs, as long as you don't eat them on Wednesday.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:46,
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awwprecious.
you terrible kitten-eating person you...!
how's things?
(you terrible kitten-eating person you...!
how's things?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:42,
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poor..working far too hard.
as I've said before on my brief visits lately, all work and no b3ta makes a sad bunny.
woo.
..heoi ano, I'm off for a drink.
hope to catch yous all later..!
(as I've said before on my brief visits lately, all work and no b3ta makes a sad bunny.
woo.
..heoi ano, I'm off for a drink.
hope to catch yous all later..!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:47,
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That am much woo.Fluffy kittens and snails, there is no better combination.
woo, with a yay, too
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:42,
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woo, with a yay, too
I need a prank...I'm gonna be going to school on April 1st, like most people, and need a group prank to pull on a teacher. Sorry for the threadwaste, have a reposted pearoast
(He's slightly evil.)
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:28,
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(He's slightly evil.)
he needs a bullet-proof vestin case someone shoots back at him
( pie,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:37,
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i dont suggest using a penguinor a gun in your prank... neither mix well with school....
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:39,
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I'dFP that if I was a mod. But I'm not so what should I do. Huh? What? What the hell do I do? I can't just sit here and look at my hands now, now could I? I don't think so. No, no I can't. That just screws up the whole spectrum, now doesn't it? Yep, it does. I'm sure it does.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:28,
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hehehethat's gorgeous.
woo to you!
(woo to you!
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:44,
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what a nice fella
I'm not sure what to pick tho.
Forgive the non-transparancy - i'm shit at photoshop
slippery doctore,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:17,
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orroll you a joint
tho I suppose that counts as sedation
(tho I suppose that counts as sedation
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:25,
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i've just noticedthe b3ta clock is an hour behind. Porque?
( slippery doctore,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:19,
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Look down.B3ta's server and time thingy is located in U.S. America. You guys have done your Daylight Saving's Time thing, while America has another couple of days until it happens.
ha ha i fooled someonehere in arizona we never switch our clocks. isnt that interesting?
( Ronny Morocco,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:25,
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Yeah, that's strange.There's also a single town in Northern Ontario called Atikokan that doesn't change the clock for daylight savings either. So, half the year, they're in sync with Thunder Bay to the east and half the year they're in sync with Kenora to the east.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:28,
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If you mean Standard Time, then yeah.That's Sir Sandford Fleming's invention.
If you mean time as in the dimension through which space passes, then I have to disagree.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:44,
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If you mean time as in the dimension through which space passes, then I have to disagree.
Time is not. Time is the backbone of life and existence, but since our whole life is 3-d,don't you think that something made, whether whatever, is the same thing that is experienced in itself, as a form of 3-D? If it wasn't 3-d, the world would collapse in itself, thus making us into a pitiless self-existence, contriving our former plan of being 3-d and alive with the 3-d perception, without having our life formed into a 2-D existence, where the image would be exactly the same, regardless if we're 1-d, 2-d, 3-d, 4-d, or whatnot. If it was 1-d or 3-d, this computer would blow up on itself, and into a pardox-like wormhole, because what it is, can't be what it isn't. If I suddenly turned 2-d or 4-d, I would just be a perplexing self-nothing which would either destroy the world or make itself collapse into itself in a mere second. Though, seconds wouldn't exist if things became 4-d or 1-d, so life wouldn't matter, and we'd just be or just not be a sense or idea, where time doesn't exist and we're just floating in whiteness with nothing to do or to even ponder, because we are either nothing or something and we can't talk or think. Talking would destroy our self-nothingness into oblivion, where the world changes back to normal and we are in our own person's, but that would be impossible, because we can't talk if we are a nothing. Though, this whole nothingness isn't going to happen, because, we aren't able to make it happen, without ourselves not being one in itself, so things go to oblivion and stay the same.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:53,
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tick, tock...I thought time was a measurement of change?
(
Tone Depear fucking rocks,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 7:58,
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...I'm so boredthat even something as banal as this raised a smile:
www.ask.co.uk
(www.ask.co.uk
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:14,
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nahjust lurkin'...
back to work I suppose
(back to work I suppose
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:17,
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im so boredand i need new ideas for stuff too do in photoshop at school.
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:18,
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Easter eggs. Always good for a laugh.How about typing "wolfs" into eeggs.com's search engine?
It used to be if you asked if Jeeves was gayyou'd get a 403 error message...
(,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 6:26,
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nothing going on hereim at a coffehouse - just heard a cheesy acoustic trio covering ween. seriously not good.
( Ronny Morocco,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:32,
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hehedid you heckle them?
Look out you son of a bitch
goddamn motherfucker
do you know who you're fucking with?
You're fucking with the Stallion, mang
You're fucking with the goddamn Stallion, mang
You're fucking with the Stallion, mang
goddamn piece of shit
on my dick you should sit
do you know who you're fucking with...?
(Look out you son of a bitch
goddamn motherfucker
do you know who you're fucking with?
You're fucking with the Stallion, mang
You're fucking with the goddamn Stallion, mang
You're fucking with the Stallion, mang
goddamn piece of shit
on my dick you should sit
do you know who you're fucking with...?
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:50,
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flash masters?hi there - this is way off-topic - doesn't even qualify as a threadjack, but are there any flash scripting type people around that would be interested in helping me spot why my work is going so badly wrong!
(
woowoowoo,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:58,
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He looks cheerful...worryingly cheerful.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 4:59,
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obtuseI know.
..it's a Hermann grid, with Herman Munster on it.
yes.
I'm not a neuropsychologist but I just scanned an article about it
(..it's a Hermann grid, with Herman Munster on it.
yes.
I'm not a neuropsychologist but I just scanned an article about it
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:10,
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I'm guessingfiunny is like funny, except not.
I had seen the grid presented as an optical illusion before (count the grey spots), but I only just found out its name.
(I had seen the grid presented as an optical illusion before (count the grey spots), but I only just found out its name.
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 31 Mar 2004, 5:51,
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