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#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:36, archived)
# I'm having vuja de
but still woo

You're in danger of becoming mainstream, my friend...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:39, archived)
# seen
it

:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:39, archived)
# Pants
either has a deep hatred or an infatuation with Kerry.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:43, archived)
# YES!
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!

NO!

yes.

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:41, archived)
# hahaha.
class.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:41, archived)
# That's a goodun!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:42, archived)
# the yanks have found `em



Weapons of Mass Drowning
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:29, archived)
# yay!
puppets!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:38, archived)
# odd man out?
three out of four there..puppets!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:45, archived)
# Pah! Can't sleep....

Someone's birthday?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:21, archived)
# Sti-Fig-Nin's
was a couple of days ago.


But, yeah, it's Hitler's.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:24, archived)
# Wow
my b3taday is almost the same as Hitler's birthday. Coincidence? I think not!

p.s. any chance of you sorting this out so I can change my name back to plain old me?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:32, archived)
# eep!
everyone's worst nightmare*





*excluding the one with Ann Widdecombe and the industrial sized tub of peanut butter...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:36, archived)
# A nightmare for some
but for others, a traumitising memory. There should be some kind of charity for those poor poor souls.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:41, archived)
# ooooo
happy b3taday i missed yours!
always been a fan Gareth
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:36, archived)
# Cor, thank you
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:39, archived)
# that confuses me
both profiles look similar, but the BB one claims to have been active for over a year whilst at the same time appearing to be someone called Mr Farenheight ...

odd.

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:36, archived)
# That was a few days ago
when i was going througha minor identity crisis.
I was considering changing my name, but ended up deciding to go back for convience.
He looked at my profile at the time, copied the relevant board code, pasted it into the new profile rather cleverly.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:37, archived)
# ah,
so it's a CSS 'move the who you are logged in as table' gag then ?

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:44, archived)
# Kind of yeah, it's technically more of a
"create user id with name "stick figure ninja" whilst name is changed, copy the source code from his profile, paste into new profile, do a little bit of CSS layer placement at the top to hide real stats behind" gag, but that's just me being too technical.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:46, archived)
# That was me being a newbie.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:48, archived)
# Well it's a laugh, innit?
Cheers for sorting that mate.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:52, archived)
# I wasn't really laughing, and I wasn't really trying to be "l33t".

I was just trying to see if you were a moderator.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 4:01, archived)
# Ahhh
nope, no such luck.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 4:03, archived)
# You also have a very lovely username.
That's another reason, though I realize their is an assortment of other available usernames to choose from now.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 4:10, archived)
# i
do like your profile :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 4:00, archived)
# EGAD
that's a bit of a surprise...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 5:04, archived)
# ``~''-.,.-"~''
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:18, archived)
# and what was done to this pic?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:19, archived)
# Not much
The challange was getting grandpa to wear the cap for a pic, instead of editing it in..
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:22, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:47, archived)
# ...


(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:13, archived)
# I like this.
Woo to you, sir.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:16, archived)
# Why thank you
I've been working on a demented animation for
the last few hours. It's made me go a bit (more) mental
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:17, archived)
# post it!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:19, archived)
# I intend to
it's not quite finished. Tomorrow, it shall be!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:20, archived)
# I wish
I had a few hours to do an animation. I've got every night booked from now until May 2nd. Then I go on vacation for 2 weeks.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:23, archived)
# I have a bad
habit of sacrificing sleep for stuff like that though. I think it's worth it, anyway
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:25, archived)
# repost request: Accepted.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:05, archived)
# HA HA
I love this. That is all.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:07, archived)
# animate it!
animate it hard! etc etc.


aren't you up late?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:10, archived)
# late?
hard to say.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:18, archived)
# well,
by all accounts, unless you are at work, most uk people are asleep by now ...

for some reason i appear to have an excess of energy and am listening to Dot Allison while drinking beer :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:39, archived)
# i should be asleep i suppose.
but i'm not tired.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:46, archived)
# I like that in an unnatural way...
In fact I have to go to "bed" now...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:11, archived)
# dicking about in photoshop ...


(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:59, archived)
# Damn Spiny
You must have the instruction manual.
Woo to the rod.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:03, archived)
# i do actually :) scored a copy from work :)
another i did today, though not as good ...





(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:05, archived)
# Entered
A Magazine competition doing this stuff, i got in, but diddn't win with this one

ORIGINAL is here: www.uploader.co.uk/images/astraoriginal.jpg

MODDED: www.uploader.co.uk/images/astra4mig.jpg

Was in total Vauxhall if anyone reads it ;-)

My early days of airbrushing as ucan see ;-) Ignore my watermark, it was to stop people nicking it for obvious reasons
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:43, archived)
# Thats shit
some bastard wrote spence all over it and I can't see what changes you made. Bloody graffiti artists these days! Shocking!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:51, archived)
# where birds come from
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:59, archived)
# hehehehe...
I like that :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:01, archived)
# Yup, 115 years and still going at it.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:40, archived)
# Was he wanking
while he wrote that?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:41, archived)
# Probably
Days are tough at the Reichstag.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:43, archived)
# Looks like he's getting a bj
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:44, archived)
# There is no bone to suck
oh, nvm, bad joke.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:48, archived)
# I didn't laugh,
so it's not a joke.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:55, archived)
# Shameless pearoast from this afternoon
just in case any of the late-night shift, who are all probably American anyway and won't have a clue who Inspector Morse is, are interested, (well, you might be!)

EDIT: sorry, it's kind of off topic, but it's got a skeleton in it! What more do you want?!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:45, archived)
# i'm still awake
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:46, archived)
# dear lord.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:53, archived)
# gah!
the BMP! the BMP!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:45, archived)
# or, if saved as a gif instead of a bmp,
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:47, archived)
# One whole kilobyte smaller,
and it looks better! What a bargain!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:49, archived)
# but it displays
about 1000000 times* quicker

may be an exagguration
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:54, archived)
# closer to 200 kb smaller.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:54, archived)
# Sorry, that wasn't supposed to sound sarcastic
I'm too drunk, I'll be quiet now ¦)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:59, archived)
# silly buffoon.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:08, archived)
# "I is watchin' you!"

'Evenin all!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:35, archived)
# for the first time in my life
i actually just exclaimed, "aack!"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:36, archived)
# kill it!
...soft?
NO,
HARD!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:39, archived)
# Barney agrees...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:56, archived)
# I've been looking
for an excuse to use my elephant gun.
edit:Ah damnit, that's my baboon gun. Oh well. Next time
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:41, archived)
# aww i was gonna do a repost...
...but i deleted it off my webspace and it's on the other PC

But rest assured it was much like that.

Only less woolicious
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:56, archived)
# smuh
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:34, archived)
# i could watch that for hours.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:37, archived)
# wow, the board really is quiet this time of night
hurrah for having no job to get up for tomorrow :)



start my new job (assuming it's not some huge 'beadles about' joke) on monday ...



(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:30, archived)
# cat o'
9 tails!

woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:31, archived)
# Yay
for puns.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:32, archived)
# Well look what day it is.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:12, archived)
# Not yet here,
it's still 4/19 in California.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:14, archived)
# here in Toronto too
but for the Brits,
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:14, archived)
# Happy Birthday Adolf!
You're Dead!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:19, archived)
# that's
what you think
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:23, archived)
# Eeeep!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:23, archived)
# I've always wondered
why he sported such a shitty mustache, I mean it is obviously the least of his crimes...but why?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:15, archived)
# cold sores
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)
# Common Style
for the time. You should know that
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)
# are you implying
I was a nazi?

/snickers
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:17, archived)
# no, but anyone who knows anything about history
should know that the moustache was popular for the times.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:18, archived)
# are you implying
I am a historian?

edit: oh god I'm confused, is it AN historian or A historian?
edit: hmm...maybe it depends on how you say it
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:19, archived)
# An.
Say it and i t sounds right.

Like mongychops.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:21, archived)
# yes but what if you dont say it
like: "Iistorian"
what if you say it like: "Huhstorian"?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:23, archived)
# Why would you do that?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:24, archived)
# if you had a
speech impediment, and you couldn't talk with a british accent

edit: i.e. if you were forced to pronounced H's at the start of words
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:25, archived)
# Like Mo Mowlam?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:27, archived)
# no like
G.Dubyah

edit: back to the originial intent of...myself...um post images of hitler lookalikes from the same period :D
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:28, archived)
# me,
I'd say it "a historian."
Why otherwise? Unless you say it 'istorian.

You do "an" if the word sounds as though it begins with a vowel. Like "hour." An hour.

(edit: holy crap, is it really his birthday? He was born on 4-20? Sort of ironic, really.)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:31, archived)
# GENAU!
Fantastich Informatzionen!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:32, archived)
# he was a big fan of on the buses
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)
# I saw that once at my Grandma's.
Didn't make too much sense
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:17, archived)
# An hommage to his favourite porn stars?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:17, archived)
# Shitty person, shitty mustache.
That's just they way it goes.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:17, archived)
# to resemble a hot carl...
DUH
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:17, archived)
# He left Dave's,
headed north

Nothing much happened the rest of the day.

Had he known it was Hitler's birthday, he would not have celebrated.


...woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:18, archived)
# Celebrate? no.
I wonder what he would look like....
hmmmmmm I smell a photoshop.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:21, archived)
# if who had?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:21, archived)
# /cheer
that edit
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:24, archived)
# Also the anniversary of Columbine
and the anniversary of when my grandmother fled nazi germany, and National 420(smoke weed) day.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:34, archived)
# true
Ah, kwaazee Americans
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:44, archived)
# "Annie Hall" also premiered today
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:42, archived)
# oh lord I'm sorry
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:53, archived)
# # Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday you maniac fuckhead,
happy birthday to yoooooou!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 3:15, archived)
# Please
don't flame me too hard

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:07, archived)
# ohno!
bill!

i dont think i'd want to be killed by Uma
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:09, archived)
# being killed by anyone who was in the avengers (movie)
would be embaressing
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:11, archived)
# *flames it hard*
tangfastic punnage

and on that note i'm off to bed*, night you bunch of spackfisted tossers


*off to play UT2004 some more then log back on here in an hour to see what's happening, then go to bed
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:09, archived)
# night night
it's only 6 in the evening here.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:11, archived)
# ut2004!!!
you bloody twuck thats not fair! i wish i had that game...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:11, archived)
# then buy it
i did (£24.99 on amazon for the dvd version)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:13, archived)
# No, Uma!
Don't kill Cosby!

Woo yay!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:11, archived)
# On a slightly related note
the OST for V2 is not as good as the OST for the first :(
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:12, archived)
# Damnit Bill
Don't mess with Germans
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:13, archived)
# here
am me!

(his butt is shady so better ones will be made soon)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:59, archived)
# Seamless
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:06, archived)
# er...
is it really that unseamlessly bad?
maybe I should check my contact lenses :*(

edit: ah yes the aformentioned shadiness of his nether-regions is a wee bit standoutish
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:07, archived)
# Sorry
Woo.

I thought that's what we said?

Hmmm...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:10, archived)
# it's turned into a
sarcastic slam, I'd link a hilarious crap 'seamless" pic I did but I dont have that link sowwy, I'm sure others can hehe
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:11, archived)
# Cake?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:13, archived)
# pie?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)
# Mooooocho
Pie!

/weebl
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:20, archived)
# hahaha
don't you know that polar bears are electric?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:07, archived)
# I'm actually a biologist,
posing as a lurker/member in order to gather information for my thesis.



No doubt done better before, but say la vee.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:55, archived)
# gay? i think not
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:57, archived)
# ho!
stretch that anus!

the little men look like they are fighting over it.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:00, archived)
# i thought it was a ring donut



/innocent
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:04, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
The Derek kitten in your profile is sooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:01, archived)
# thankyou
am terribly proud
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:02, archived)
# I have to point out
that only the bitch does the look.
But that is very funny.
Good for you
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:02, archived)
# don't tell mostly :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:03, archived)
# Dont worry
The secret is safe with me.
teehee
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:04, archived)
# Aww bless
I'd not seen that. Congrats to you both. Bring me cake.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:06, archived)
# We are not allowed to go
Sods.
I like weddings and if it was full of b3tans imagine the fight at the end.
fun for all.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:09, archived)
# Are you really getting married?
Best wishes!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:10, archived)
# not really :)
people kept accusing us of being a couple cos we have long chats all the time.
so we thought we'd freak them out
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:12, archived)
# So what?
Everybody does it with grandmaofshoes as well.
hang on that dont sound right...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:13, archived)
# yeah i know
we both post a shitload, and ended up getting in huge board breaking conversations. now we natter all the time
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:15, archived)
# Its nice to see people getting along
I like it.
Its gets a bit dull now and again so its good to have some one to talk to.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:17, archived)
# seem to get the piss taken out of you if you post loads of replies
especially on the brit day shift.... i don't get it, the boards a lot more chatty after midnight
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:18, archived)
# people are nice at night :)
I'm in the middle of an allnighter at uni.
Trying to get a report done for tomorrow morning.
Is not going well.
There seem to be a lot of nazi types around during the day.
I have not had a problem when talking to grandma but then maybe no one notices us.
I hate it during the day sometimes because people get realy snarky.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:25, archived)
# I'm on an all-nighter
1500 word essayto do, not hard considering i've done my dissertation, but I had no books over easter, don't really know the subject, so I'm blagging very very slowley to get it done for tomorrow/today.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:29, archived)
# But this is the Gay shift... is it not?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:41, archived)
# what does
[sic] mean?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:58, archived)
# spelling incorrectly on purpose
because it's a quote... I think.

edit: you still doing your radio thing of an evening?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:59, archived)
# Ti maens i cnat spllleel
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:00, archived)
# It's often taken to mean 'Spelling InCorrect'
But it's actually Latin for something.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:02, archived)
# it means
"I meant to write it like that, so don't get all pedandic on my ass"

It's latin or something.

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:02, archived)
# It is
Latin, although for a long time I also thought it stood for "spelling incorrect." It means, "Ha ha, the person I'm quoting made a mistake!"
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:05, archived)
#
google is our friend..

It means so, thus, exactly as written

hehe... and it says 'Testes' under it. Pfffft!

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)
# best goatse in ages
Glad I'm not a male right now.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:58, archived)
# erm...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:01, archived)
# Judging from past experiences,
that is probably going to be edited.


...And here are the real uplaod codez:

NOTE: I DIDN'T MAKE THIS AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO DID. DON'T HOLD ME RESPONSIBLE, I JUST SIMPLY LOVE THIS PICTURE
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:02, archived)
# I take it thats goatse then?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:03, archived)
# yes it is.
it suprised me. i didn't know it'd be there.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:04, archived)
# You
can't fool me! *Is almost tempted to click, for the horror of it...decides not to.*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:03, archived)
# Very sensible
I tell n00bs all the time not to and they do anyway so I tell them about tubgirl as punishement for their stupidity
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:08, archived)
# Heheh
that's pretty much right...
woo!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:02, archived)
# Lucky little kitten!


goodnight all!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:45, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:46, archived)
# fixed it for you lot
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:56, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:59, archived)
# *laughs herself sick*
Woo
you sick puppy
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:57, archived)
# Boing
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:58, archived)
# best.
edit.
ever.


:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)
# Awwww.



Kill it.... night.
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:45, archived)
# lucky pussy
i would
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:46, archived)
# heheh
good night!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:53, archived)
# night night...
and i think i'm away too so night all...
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:55, archived)
# Where else
would you keep your pussy?
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:56, archived)
# Wait!
I know this one!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:05, archived)
# happy happy woof!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:40, archived)
# Lovely :-)
... I would throw a stick.... but I fear he would destroy it.....
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:41, archived)
# I've seen many smiles on animals
but that still made me laugh. Fantastic!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:43, archived)
# Glad I loitered for that... Top notch.
So much for getting my topical post finished tonight... maybe next week.

Night night.

(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)
# oooh... only 200 to go...
night night :)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:46, archived)
# Crikey! Well deserving of this:
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:45, archived)
# wonderful!
*smiles*
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:47, archived)
#
right-click
save as...

woo
yay
HOUPLA!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:38, archived)
# lordy!
/spazzes out
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:39, archived)
# gah!
:)
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Woah...
techno puppy. Woo yay!
(, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:58, archived)

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