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Finally, Gareth had graduated.

BIGGER

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Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)

Woo

I graduate soon...
I hope

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)

he looks very astute,

good job Gareth!

(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:45, archived)

woo

that is fab

my graduation was sooooooooooooooooooo long and boring! still i got to walk on stage and shake some blokes hand - who i have no idea was!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:45, archived)

We got Ustinov

which was ace.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)

in absentia

wonderful that I can do that.
no point in going.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:49, archived)

wooooooooooo!!!!!!

front page, surely?
Edit: My friend is still in fits of giggles

Edit 2: My IT Teacher likes it too

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:02, archived)

woah!

don't jinx my first fp oppurtunity dude!

but thanks for the comment :)

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Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:06, archived)

While it is good, and woo-worthy

I think there has been a very similar one FP'd in the past.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:08, archived)

unsuprising

half of the images on b3ta are similair to something

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Delete Me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)

you are so

evil.

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:13, archived)

Meerkats

are wonderful!
Woo!

(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)

'Ning

Have a cockabear

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:31, archived)

bring it over

(Horny bugger, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:33, archived)

Ooo

nice, I didnt think of combining animals with matching colors, daaamn!
/cheers

(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:34, archived)

ning!

hmmmm, suppose I best go to work in a minute

[edit] Lovely pic by the way, still half asleep and forgot to mention it earlier

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the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:36, archived)

NING

you'll be pleased to know i have pics to post....

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:39, archived)

'ning to you

Give my love to summat when he gets in.
*waits on pics*

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)

'ning

really looking foward to pics

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)

well you'll have to wait till tomorrow i'm afraid

forgot my memory stick........

FUCKSOCKS!!!

edit: i always give love to summat.....

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)

oooops

oh well will continue to wait with baited breath

When is the big day by the way?

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)

*sighs*

Well thats good for me.
I have to to lectures 'till one anyway.
and then its time to get some sleep.
(At last)

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)

noooo!

Reckon you're just building up the tension...

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Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:44, archived)

summat

has an animation to post when he arrives later......

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:46, archived)

I'm liking this new board procedure

Mostly Harmless would like to announce his intention to post an image tomorrow

Rev. A-MOL would like to announce his attention to post a crappy 2 frame animation in 20 minutes and piss off One later by using the word "threadwaste"

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:47, archived)

i will use the word

ferret felcher

if stinkbomb posts today

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:52, archived)

I did notice

thats why I said MY love.
Edit: be sure to stick some jelly down his shirt and Kick him a little bit as well

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:47, archived)

Will do

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:51, archived)

Thank you dear

Now I have to go and learn stuff.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:52, archived)

anytime

but don't call me dear he gets insanely jealous and beats me!!

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:53, archived)

It's building up, mostly

Better not let the anticipation get too high. It all goes a bit "Reloaded"/"Phantom Menace" if you wait too long.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)

i didn't say they wer'e any good

www.b3ta.com/board/3072389

i struggle to spell let alone draw

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:45, archived)

Ning and woo!

To the main picture.
Woo to you for making pictures.

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Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:41, archived)

/blinks and rubs eyes

What?

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:42, archived)

if you want to hear a prank to Ozzy click here

media.ebaumsworld.com/ozzy1.mp3
ps. can someont tell me if it any good, websence blocked it from me

(Horny bugger, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)

nah, it sucks.

it's not a prank TO ozzy. it's one of those lame-ass sound board prank calls to some poor kid working in a shoe store. oh ha ha ha.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:33, archived)

my first animalmash

Anthony!

(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:11, archived)

call it

Anthony. The unholy beast that will crap on your car and then tear out your carotid artery.

(kaibosh, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:14, archived)

brilliant!

Anthony it is

(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)

*gives anthony a steak*

*hides and waits for it go away*

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:18, archived)

what are you

writing your term paper on?

(kaibosh, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:25, archived)

Entrepreneurialism

and Managerial concepts related to such things...
but mostly, how to make a billion dollars.

(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:28, archived)

barbie...!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:02, archived)

kill it!

...but leave the body intact, it would be such a waste.

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Esch, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:03, archived)

Mmmm

I like these, their scary, yet ultimately compelling..... *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap* *fwap*

(maddave, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:03, archived)

My Latest Project

For those of you who don't know, the new rail franchise in East England has been named 'one' and the trains painted in awful colours. Their official website is at www.onerailway.com.

I work for the Railway, and I have yet to meet 'one' person who likes the new name or colours. I have built a website which is a parody of 'one' at:

www.ineedmorecustomers.com/onerailway

Links open in New Window for your comfort and convenience

In building the site I have used one image which was created by another b3ta user. Credit has been given in the alt text, but if that user objects to the image being used please contact me using the email address on the site and I will remove it.

[edit] Disclaimer now added to the site, just in case...

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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:59, archived)

Rail-tastic

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Hankster, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:01, archived)

Most inappropriate name for a rail company is First

who took over from Arriva up here this year. Considering the consistent delays, it's unlikely their trains will be First to anything.

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Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:06, archived)

haha - the text is actually wuite funny

how long did you spend typing it...

(DrNibdy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)

About

Four hours, on and off.

Most of that was spent doing the layout, copying files, and downloading a copy of of Teleport Pro so I could download a local copy of the "official" website.

I seem to be better at this sort of thing in the early hours of the morning, (3am onwards). I have been up all night because I am on night shift this week and tonight is my night off.

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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:21, archived)

Am i the only one that likes the new train colours then? :D

Whoo look at all the pretty colours :P

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Dogme, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:15, archived)

Look at

the "Answers" section, right at the bottom. Maybe that's where they got the idea from.

'one' Railways - your all gay

100% of fact!

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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:23, archived)

Oh my, that's very funny...

when a "one" train hits the buffers......hahaha

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rabbitz, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:39, archived)

Very good

Hope they don't cane you for breach of copyright though....

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:30, archived)

I hope not too

I have added a disclaimer just in case. It stopped Google from suing Booble, so it should be enough.

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Amos E Wolfe makes vinyl signs and things like that, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:48, archived)

Whatever the question, 'one' is the answer.

Woo to that.

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Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:39, archived)

I was bored

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Esch, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:55, archived)

ooo

very nice! are those inverted jet trails?

(Cheese Quiche - WARNING! This bus is 18 metres long!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:09, archived)

nope

just random brushes and whatnot

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Esch, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:12, archived)

happy mr. sun

good heavens, I've been FP'ed! Thanks!

(kaibosh, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:54, archived)

That made me....

Smile,
Giggle,
Groan.

In that order

Simple, but effective, have a woo.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:56, archived)

Badum tish!

I always like punnage.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:56, archived)

you have no sol

...get it? Sol?

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Esch, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:57, archived)

that is true

I've commited a large Proxima SINtauri
edit: perhaps I should go to church, up to the Altair

(kaibosh, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:59, archived)

hehe

punnamungus mate ;o)

(tom_artosorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:57, archived)

Oh woo

First time I've laughed all week - except maybe yesterday when the road fell in outside the office and our accountant told us to go home as we hadn't paid up the insurance yet.

(clutch puppy, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:58, archived)

Aaaargh!

Ultimate pun!

puntastic!! :D

(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:43, archived)

Da-na da-na da-na da-na da-na da-na da-na da-na

BAT-HORSE

Sorry, i think I need my medication.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:54, archived)

it would appear

that crime in Gotham city has met its match. Woo I say.

(kaibosh, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:56, archived)

hahahaha

'ning!

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blupp relaxes harder, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:59, archived)

It looks like this horse likes to dress up and play 'games' :P

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Dogme, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:12, archived)

i think you should stay off your meds

thats great woo yay

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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:40, archived)

Heh heh

Bat-tastic.

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Tart Monkey, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:57, archived)

I work at in an equine department.

Sadly, we sell stuff like that.

(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 9:03, archived)

Babyatollahoon?

wahoo, back to writing my term paper!

(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:42, archived)

Made this one on Sunday while I had no interweb . . .

Click for unimated biggerdness!

(tom_artosorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:39, archived)

Ooo

thats very scary and very well done

(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:40, archived)

May I be the first to say...

KILL IT!
KILL IT HARD!

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:43, archived)

And may I be the second to say.....

.....no, never mind.

woo.

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:53, archived)

I can see what he's thinking.

Woo!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:54, archived)

Just an experiment

Pity about that cocking box around it. Bah!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:29, archived)

Ooh,

nice!

(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:30, archived)

especially like the light/shadow movement, esp. on the wax.

(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:37, archived)

Yes,

I thought it needed that else it would just look "wrong".

Thanx

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:52, archived)

And I would say that the experiment was a success!

Woo, very woo!

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:31, archived)

Flamin' 'eck !

That's rather soothing to watch - woo to thee

(tom_artosorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:32, archived)

Looks rather nice :)

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Dogme, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:10, archived)

Have a Squibbit!

Click here for biggery!

(tom_artosorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:16, archived)

Ahahahahaha

I love it.
that would make a super cute pet you know.
It looks a bit angry.

Big huge Woo for you

Edit:Its way to early and in the past 48 hours I have had 6 hours sleep. so please forgive my pissy spelling.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:22, archived)

Thanks

;o)

(tom_artosorse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:25, archived)

Supper?

Hmmm, would taste nice I guess.

/edit You git! You corrected it!

Bah!

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:26, archived)

Rabbit and squirrel...

the redneck's dream dinner.

(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:29, archived)

Cute and Subtle!

I want one!

(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:25, archived)

Add me to the list of willing squibbit owners as well.

Although hiding it in a dorm room might be tough.

(philthemoose asbentee and/or-ed., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:27, archived)

I've got

a goldfish, an Amano shrimp, and a hermit crab (only the fish is allowed), but a coworker of mine has two cockateils in his dorm!

(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:28, archived)

I hid my pet rats ok

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:38, archived)

I want one!

I want one now!

woo nibble yay

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:26, archived)

I actually watched "The Swan" last night...it was awful.

Fox is always more than ready to answer the question, "How low can you go?"

And you know Fox would, if they could. "Ms. Tubman saved lives during America's darkest period, but look at her face! Our top plastic surgeons will make her better!"

(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:26, archived)

is fox the one that wonderfalls was on?

Lots of people I know were pissed because they cancelled it after 4 episodes.
EDIT sorry manners of a...something bad mannered Woo
(And a big woo to the little comment)

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:28, archived)

I'm not sure.

I think it was, though.

I'll jack my own thread:

Do you need a special version of MS Paint to do animations? I looked at the "help" section in it and couldn't find anything.

(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:32, archived)

mspaint dont do animations

you need sometihng like imageready/photoshop. i think gimp will do it too and its free
www.gimp.org/

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Ronny Morocco, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:47, archived)

Jack your own thread?

You'll go blind you know.

Nice pic! Did Fox not also cancel Futurama and the Family Guy? I have heard that they are bad and will cancel anything vaguely intelligent.

Suprised the Simpsons are still on but thank god fir that anyway!

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:20, archived)

ok now thats funny.

(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:44, archived)

text

hurting my brain
can you explain in pictures?

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crouchingbadger, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:56, archived)

Ummm...too tired.

But these are who the women are--
Top row, l-r: Susan B. Anthony, Emily Dickinson, Marie Curie.
Bottom row, l-r: Elizabeth Caddy Stanton, Harriet Tubman, Rachel Carson.

(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:24, archived)

Well Marie Curie i've heard of.

I haven't a clue what the others did though.

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Dogme, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:09, archived)

Harriet Tubman

Was the mother of Tubgirl*

* May be a lie

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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:33, archived)

This took Forever

because stupid mspaint kept crashing

and thank you, kind people

(kaibosh, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 5:59, archived)

pah

s'good enough for me.

"sometimes nothing happens and you just get wet"..?

that'd make a good e-mail signature.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:03, archived)

This

is great. Woo to you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:04, archived)

tis more than good enough for this time in the morning

so have a Woo+
for effort

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:06, archived)

I like it.

Woo.

I hate wet dog smell, though.

(ladycat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:24, archived)

There's nothing wrong with doggie pong :P

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Dogme, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 8:07, archived)

that sounds like

a 'punchiline' to a peanuts cartoon.

Frame 1: "Hey Snoopy"
Frame 2: Rain...
Frame 3: "sometimes nothing happens and you just get wet"

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crouchingbadger, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:57, archived)

heading north for the winter

(gamera, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:59, archived)

that's disturbing to me,

but it's nice too :)
though depending on whether that's a sunset or sunrise, he may be heading east/west

also, is that just a man in his underpants?

(AmishPolerbear, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 5:02, archived)

it's a man wearing swimmers

and a bad sense of direction

(gamera, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 5:08, archived)

so graceful...so magestic...

how come they never show this stuff on animal planet?

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 5:10, archived)

aww

precious.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 5:03, archived)

Well, good night.

I'm off.

(Amer3tan, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 5:03, archived)

night

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 5:06, archived)

Woo

Its is nice.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 5:44, archived)

(pantseatflyer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:26, archived)

Eh...

I think it's nice, at least... :)

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CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 5:44, archived)

terrifying

albeit lovely.

(raggedy anarchist, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:28, archived)

i think thats especialy strange

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Ronny Morocco, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:31, archived)

get buttons are quite the competitors

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sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:17, archived)

thats excellent!!!!!!!!!!!

and may i just add a few more exclamation marks to ensure you know exactly how excellent i think that is?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Muns, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:18, archived)

wow.

Thanks:)

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sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:51, archived)

heh

i thought it was a loop.
I was suprised.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:18, archived)

hehehehe

anyway, i'm off to bed now. Night night you 'orrible lot.

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:19, archived)

I think i'll join you

Night all

budge up...

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Muns, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:20, archived)

that's a big woo

(Nickface, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:24, archived)

woo yay!

excellent! i can hear the ~~bleeps and bloops~~ ~~bips and bops~~ ~~dits and doots?~~ sounds in my head

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Or is it?, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:29, archived)

woo to Pong

woo to pick

woos all around!

(-Ironic Ferret-, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:32, archived)

arf

that's quality strangeness

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crouchingbadger, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 7:11, archived)

Crazy Website

objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html

Watch out for Gruff the athiest.

(TSGarp, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:16, archived)

sorry, GlassCock.

But still class.

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:17, archived)

a redirect to

paysforsurveys.com?!

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:20, archived)

i followed that link and found

crazy conservative christian babble, about why NOT to reelect george w. more people need to see it like this!

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Ronny Morocco, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:34, archived)

Spammer

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Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 6:37, archived)

Does anyone have

the link to Sheep's website? I haven't seen him on the board in some time, and wanted to sent the link to a friend. Especially the one of the self-defenestrating sheep.

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:08, archived)

i think it was him who linked it from my homepage

sheepfilms.co.uk/

i really ought to archive that spam box

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lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:11, archived)

Thanks!

I thought that was it, but when I typed it in I got an error message. Must have buggered it up somehow. Ah well...

I do miss seeing his posts, though.

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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 4:40, archived)

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