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touched up

(dec, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)

so he is

/coat

(

summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)

i take it

that the title 'touched up' was ironic?!

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)

Yes, it is

but there's no real need to repost it. You could
shrink it a tad and repost it in a thread (would be a good course of action).

Just a spot of advice

(

The Neville What what what, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)

me me me

scared yet?

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)

Mmm...

Who's the sheep...

(King In Crimson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:44, archived)

the sheep

is my friend,,,
he's lovely,
I call him Dave

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:44, archived)

Oooooooooooooooh

Hello Dave.

(King In Crimson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)

Dave says

BAA!

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:07, archived)

Scared?

I wouldnt mind betting that more than a few people are positively aroused.

(

Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:44, archived)

or negatively aroused

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)

would continue with neutrally aroused but that would be aroused at all. And its a terrible joke.

Before that picture got deleted, I saw your little ode to unfluffyness, twas most woo.

(

Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)

cheers

i use that or a picture of two naughty schoolgirls fighting to ensure fluffiness is renewed...

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:52, archived)

As I said earlier before the entire thread disappeared into a black hole

you have a cock shaped like a sheep - how rare.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:44, archived)

HAHA

A cock shaped like a sheep ... some people are just born lucky I suppose ;o)

(Copes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)

i'd quite like a sheep shaped like a cock

it would be good for show and tell

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)

Erm...

Just who would you show and tell ?!

(Copes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:01, archived)

you still have your pants on :(

i really worry about myself sometimes

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)

how practical

to attach the sheep to your braces. so much more convenient than a lead...

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)

:^)

Very cute.

(

hoifbjifbef, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)

Where gummy bears come from

(

Malchick, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:39, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that made bogey come out of my nose!

(

lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)

oooh

/eats the bogey

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)

pukes

at the sight of that

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:42, archived)

Awww I had first bags on one of the lemony bogies.

haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:42, archived)

well after sticking up for me earlier i think you deserve some

/passes gooey bit

(

summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:44, archived)

Mmmmm truly lemony

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:45, archived)

yellow bogies are the yummiest

100% fact

(

summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)

i snort

toilet duck

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)

best of all the nasally ingested hallucinogens

(

summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)

Clears out your sinuses quite well too.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:51, archived)

the real question is...

where does toilet duck come from?!

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:53, archived)

my nose

about 5 minutes later

(

lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)

Word

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)

homes

(dubious chu, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:56, archived)

oh hello there

that file just failed again

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:59, archived)

Quick question,

Are you high?

(King In Crimson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)

nope

very tired though

(

lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:46, archived)

Still portering at the hospital?

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)

nopey, i'm currently unemployed/a webdesigner, it's surprising how similar they feel

though i'm tempted to try and get my job at the hospital back, i rather liked it

(

lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)

All webdesigners are unemployed

the ones who make money at it are doing it on the fiddle. haha

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:51, archived)

Aah.

Good. We wouldn't want any use of illegal drugs.

*hides the pipe*

(King In Crimson, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:47, archived)

i really really

wish that was true

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)

HAHAHA

woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)

Animate and make it wobble.

woo yay

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)

Pffft

Mucho wooness.

Also, regarding Google's logo of the day today, what the hell is "Earth Day" and
why wasn't I invited?

(

The Neville What what what, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:44, archived)

well that mystery is solved.

now what about rubber chickens?

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:49, archived)

Evening all

I know we've had 3,000 Big Ron posts today, but just one more eh?

(

Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)

Is this all in reference to

www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004182191,00.html

.

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EvS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:39, archived)

yes

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Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)

5 Across

wooyay

(WiggZ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:39, archived)

8 across

houpla

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)

it truly was...

a (very badly done) cat-as-trophy

badum-tish!

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)

There's the prize...

But the question on everybody's mind is: What was the competition?

(

Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:39, archived)

Looks like

They could be breeding!

(Og, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)

Wow

it's chitten is really well camoflaged*
Have a woo and a yay...

*or however the fuck it's spelt

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)

i think it's spelt

camouflag, carmo,, camoo,,
Awe bugger it,
DPM

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:32, archived)

yay for catbirds

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)

they rock!

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)

Awww, thats cute in a really odd way W/Y/H!

eeep, there's a rather menacing daddy long legs on the window beside me. I firmly believe I have only 2 choices:
1. Poke it with a pen
2. Leave it alone
But which one?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)

poke it

POKE IT HARD!!!!

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)

Righto

*pokes*
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
It flew at the window and is currently vibrating at me....
what have I done??

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:39, archived)

not hard enough then

i would catch it and pull pull it's legs off

just for a laugh
/12 year old boy

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)

Hmmm....

I think i'll just poke it for a while..
*poke*
AAAAAAAAA!!
*poke*
AAAAAAAAA!!
etc...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:42, archived)

daddy long legs AHHHHHHHHHHH

most deadly venom in the world, but have no teeth to bite you with *FACT*

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:39, archived)

Ricky Gervais?

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:42, archived)

yep yep yeppy

yepperoo

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)

Oooooo.

Aswell as having no fangs, this one appears to be missing several legs..
Methinks I've been driven mad trying to prove my sanity has been at it....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:43, archived)

i like that

so have this

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)

I'm on a roll!

(a jam one to be precise)
Have an alien taking a dump,,

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)

awww man

he's gonna have serious skid marks

(

lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)

lovely

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:32, archived)

hee hee

you are on a roll :)
he looks soo pleased with his poo

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:32, archived)

it poos

and the poo vanishes
that's truly alien
and a full-of-shit alien too
W/Y/H

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:32, archived)

full of shit?

Just like me!
he he he.
Twas my first animation, god I love MS paint

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)

I have to agree with kittens

(JcmS, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:44, archived)

awesome

houpla

(mixtapes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)

hahaha

this is what the interweb was meant for (:

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amon - hooray :D, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 21:08, archived)

the random phrase generator

for when you want to confuse someone

www.thisistom.co.uk/flash.php?showflash=phraser

its only 1kb flash as well

anyway, You need to deplasmate the space time continuum...

edit: can anyone test a php file for me?

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)

I'm too drunk

to pronounce them. And im off out for dinner soon.

Tata people!

(

Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

bye

you

(

anythingbutthisactually, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)

and

You need to dedisipate the deflagellator

(

Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)

You need to disdisipate the deflagellator....

*giggles* sounds rude!

(

CaroWallis, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)

It's all Wesley Crusher ever wanted

- he can now speak fluent psuedo-science bullshit will the big boys.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)

You need to unjazzificate the flange rebate

/unjazzificates the flange rebate

ahh much better :)

evening all! (again)

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summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)

*looks around*

still want php file tested?

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:35, archived)

yup

can you do it?

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:37, archived)

probably

local serv can run php methinks (FoxServ)
i'll give it a shot sher

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)

is it on

the net? The file needs to access b3ta

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)

*rethinks...slowly*

er...actually,yeah-i can host it on a shell a/c e-mail: getthatratoffmywilly at hotmail.com

edit: grrrr. trying to connect now. haven't in a week or two... not connecting..arse... send it on. i'll host it somewhere that can access b3ta

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:41, archived)

right

sent it

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:45, archived)

nothing

try [email protected]

(Karoma, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:57, archived)

beat it.

(dec, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)

Not sure what disturbs me the most,

A) the thought that bubbles might actually do that or similar

B) People buy stuff like that hence people make stuff like that...

(

enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)

but look at it

its all shiny and..........................shiny.........................look at it

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

And the face ...

THE FACE!

(

Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

All together now:

"I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles . . ."

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

Everyone needs a monkey to wank them

(

magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)

That needs to be turned into a song,

immediately.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

I'll have a word with DogHorse if I see him here

(Who is (following my comments*) appearing on the B3ta radio show on the 30th)

(*May not be true, but I did suggest it when Rob announced Wayne Hussey was appearing, and he thought it was a good idea.)

(

magnum, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:26, archived)

I might do it myself, if I remember.

I've just recently inserted a mike into my computer. Mike was surprisingly good about it . . .

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)

doghorse should

DEFINITELY be on b3ta radio, he is aceness

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)

Since my first pic worked,

Have another.

I always wondered what they looked like in there,,

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

They actually do look a bit like that, but with tentacles.

Woo yay!

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

hahaha

yay:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

Hurray

fantastiic.

I fooking love Daleks

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)

uh oh

Serves you right you yo-yo knickered slut :)

(CerberaSpeedTwelve, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)

I'll have you know I've only ever given head to one facehugger

and now we are married.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

And all the best to you both:)

*raises glass* Here to a long, happy life together:)

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)

*Stomach explodes*

ah the bitter-sweet irony of being married to an alien.

(

maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)

haha

possibly the best insult ive heard all day

(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

How sweet,

is the mother considering breast feeding?

WOO!

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

nice

speaking of them, i want one of these

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)

erm

Its the BigHeaded Frank Butcher BatBike

(wifebeater Funkier than a BinBag of Affro's, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)

yay

frankman! he rules (the square)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

He better not ride into a field

on that bike, he wouldn't want to run into a Pat

(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)

/me is sorryer

/edit

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

Want some genuine Wembly turf? £200

Or some with spray paint? £500.

The english will buy anything.

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

you're

odd too.

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

No,

Drunk

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

hams

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)

ummmmmmmm

ok...

Sure!

(what's he on about?)

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

...hams.

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

been there, done that

www.lemony.co.uk/B3ta/Images/hams.gif

(

lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

yay!

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

YES!

i'd forgotten that

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

ham?

(mixtapes, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

hams?

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)

Whoosh

Right over my head

(quiltypig, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)

Of the

braised variety?

that picture of the lemur/horny thing still makes me laugh because of that. 1000 hams!

(

Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

HAMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)

steamed

hams?

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)

Aurora Borealis

in my kitchen...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)

ohhhhhhhhhhh

The Simpsons?

And the relevence of this is?

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)

hams

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)

HAMS!!!!!

yes

edit: Oi.. YM.. did you see this?
www.howstrange.com/hosted/otterpunk/

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:26, archived)

....hold please...

noice.

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)

*holding*

...

...

...

...

*picks nose*

...

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:31, archived)

SPONG!

"yakmonkey tested,
yakmonkey approved"™

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)

indeed!

:D

tis my first, so don't judge too harsly...

or do... whatever...

edit: YAY!!!!!!!!!

(

Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:34, archived)

still holding...

...

...

...

*goes through gym sock collection*

...

...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)

"Aurora Borealis, Shinin' down in Dallas,

Can you picture that?"

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)

What in the name of

the holy Mary's tits is all this Hams stuff about?

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:23, archived)

dunno

just join in

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:24, archived)

oooohhhhhhhh, you think

it's spam?

Sorry, didn't mean to waste your time.

/edited out.

(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:27, archived)

don't be ludicrous.

that's "spiced ham"

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)

As in you are a...

;D

here... 'ave some

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:25, archived)

Question: What does this picture mean?

www.biblesexstories.com/stories/images/david_bedwarmer.jpg

(fcknuts, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

He's gonna pump her

PUMP HER HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

(brokenface, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

And she's

gonna female ejaculate the hummus all over him

(

Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

that you buy your own diamonds

and you buy your own rings.

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

its a bloke sucking a womans tit who is holding some hummus!

its odd!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

JESUS CHRIST!!!!

all my pron and religous needs, in one site.

i just creamed like anchor!

(howacearemonkeys itsaspoonerism, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

eewwww

That's not gonna spread well on your toast now.

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)

I can't believe it's not butter.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

i can believe its just solidified oil

(but i meant anchor squirty cream)

(howacearemonkeys itsaspoonerism, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:28, archived)

that its cold in there

(shes smuggling jackie chans)

(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:13, archived)

More importantly

what are you doing reading biblesexstories?

(

Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:14, archived)

I may be a pervert, but I'm a Jesus loving pervert.

Edit: I'm also researching alternative uses of hummus.

(fcknuts, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:15, archived)

god bless

you

(

Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)

hummus!

(

bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)

Cheese

It turns out the wrestler regularly gets beaten ;-)

(Skimo I got a front page 8 years ago, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

woo yay

(

MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

haha

reminds me of the cheese in the elftor online comic

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:21, archived)

It's the Chav Police

(wifebeater Funkier than a BinBag of Affro's, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

All police are chav police.

The honest ones, anyway.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:09, archived)

thats no chav

no burbury or stone island in sight.
its a FIX UP GUV!

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:09, archived)

Although, of course, he does have the word "Chav" written on the front of his top.

It's probably not in the source pic though.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

i have the word puma on my top right now

....

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:16, archived)

Then you are a liar.

But not a cheetah

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:18, archived)

GROAN

that is all

(bigbomba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)

I live to be

groaned at.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:20, archived)

sounds like a case for

www.chavscum.co.uk

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

With a name like that

you could be mistaken:p

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

bring back

the death penalty

(TmsT, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

more skate kiddie

than chav, but deserves arresting nonetheless. Hate the bastards!

(although watching them fall off their boards and *really* hurt themselves provides hours of entertainment)

(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

I keep forgetting to go into town first thing

and butter all of the benches and railings.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:13, archived)

I used to have a hat just like that!

Some fucker nicked it, serves him right! Woo!

(

Pixiedust Dedicated lurker 'till, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:55, archived)

it's not all kite flying on the beach you know

edit:33% bigger *shrugs* ;)

(sofa jerk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

is that a subtle hint

that the ipod is in fact a weapon?

(idlemind, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:09, archived)

he's gonna

need all the help he can get

(sofa jerk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

I was

looking at that and after a little while rational thought kicked back in and I thought: "A white squirrel, what is this madness?"

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:11, archived)

hahaha

shhhh, i don't think the rest have noticed...

(sofa jerk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:13, archived)

where are the

"obviously I've got an Ipod" headphones?

(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:17, archived)

he was trying

to keep a low profile :)

(sofa jerk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:19, archived)

he grants wishes

clickety biggedy boo

(yakmonkey, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

haha

he could get a role as a comedian on the muppets

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Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

he looks...

like the friendly sort. Woo!

(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

Woo Yay

Next weeks lottery numbers please!

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

mind piss

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:09, archived)

Great minds etc etc

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

ooooooooh! it reminds me of that gree thing reverend dan made

woo! top stuff

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

That is

supergreat. Yes it is. Woo.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

woo yay

i wish for the winning numbers to saturdays lottery

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

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