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# Singing Lessons Anyone???
Found these in a book from 1936....priceles!





(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:22, archived)
# that could get really rude, really fast
Thanks for keeping it SFW by not drqawing on it in mspaint.....
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Don't tempt fate
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# *waits for the deluge*

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Here he comes
"Hi Deluge!"
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# Shopping
They really didn't need shopping, as they are funny enuff as they are...tho I might be tempted to animate a couple later...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:26, archived)
# I fcking would
dirty cow
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:23, archived)
# There's the foul language attempt gone
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:25, archived)
# I spelt it in a way as not to be offensive
Like those cunts do at French Connection in a vain and by now dated attempt to be fucking amusing.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# that was never fcuking amusing
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# Shouldn't your helpline number read...
455 8008135
?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# figure 5 looks more like
a guide to belimia*


*(excuse spelling, i have a medical dictionary on my desk but i am just lazy)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:24, archived)
# Are you a doctor?
I have PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS. What should I do?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:26, archived)
# *checks bank balance*
nope i am not a doctor!

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# amputate
at the neck...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:27, archived)
# I actaully am a doctor*
You've got a week to live. I'd try and shag as many people as possible and get shitfaced a lot


*while this is 100% fact, I would strongly consider getting a second opinion
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:29, archived)
# a doctor of what though?
journalism?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# I wish
Then I could follow my own advice.....
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# so what are you doing on here?
havent you got a consultants arse to lick or a million exams to study for?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:35, archived)
# no
I'm medical but you're right, Ph.D not surgeon type. I work in "drug development"*


*sitting on my arse looking a B3ta
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:40, archived)
# Oh.
I work in pharma.

Not science though. Admin
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:44, archived)
# get back down t'pit
and stop tha moanin'
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# arf
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# I think die, coughing up blood is the answer.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Arf!
Possibly not SFW so ill link it and others can say if it is :)

EDIT: Fuck It! Others are drawing cocks!
Mouth

/coat
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:30, archived)
# well done
saved me the 2.5 seconds of effort to upload it!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:31, archived)
# :)
Thanks. I knew it was unorigonal but I had to do it!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# Yes
well, it was inevitable....
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:32, archived)
# of course!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:33, archived)
# now available in mint flavor
check out my website too you wankers
"now available in mint flavor" is just a generic saying I have when I can't think up anything particularly witty..
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:06, archived)
# Mint Flavoured Cat Toast..
Woo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:13, archived)
# Is the kitty busy making chocolate?
To go with the mint of course...

If so, I'll take twelve.

Woo :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:14, archived)
# Morning
Have a pun

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:04, archived)
# red ex here
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:05, archived)
# groanage
nice shopping though...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Is it Tatuski,
the famous Russian trans-sexual?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:07, archived)
# I really hope this is not GC, it made me titter like a loon!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:45, archived)
# Pffffft!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:46, archived)
# Pffft
What a silly dumb lady she is.


(Yay, got through that without swearing)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:47, archived)
# forking well done!
nice original story too... : )
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:50, archived)
# Is that
a fab chunky knit nylon look cardigan with matching belt I see on the left?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:50, archived)
# I thought it was Starsky (or Hutch, whichever) at first
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:04, archived)
# That's funny.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:51, archived)
# Is that from Chat magazine?
They're all Chav housewives in there but it's not as good as Take a Break - that really is Chav weekly.

Being a woman I know these things.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:04, archived)
# are you confusing Chav with working class?
there's no need to get all snobby about it you know
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:05, archived)
# Oh, OK...
It's a heady mixture of both.

But mainly 19 year olds with 3 kids who catch their chav boyfriends sending text messages to other 19 year olds with 3 kids.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Haha
I've started to cut out and keep the £10 tips you get in such magazines, as some of them are hilarious. Will add them to my web site this weekend (all 3 of them.)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:12, archived)
# I was wondering how a loon titters...
and I made this:
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:13, archived)
# pfffffffft
that is all....

Mr Tea, meet Mr Monitor
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Mr. Butler was always his favourite teacher


click pic for readable biting satire

'Ning
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:07, archived)
# woo
and arrgh!
Nice work.

[EDIT] are you no longer a Rev? were you dismissed for indescretions? Do Tell...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:09, archived)
# ooh
I just noticed that,
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:14, archived)
# I'm an uncle for the first time!
Bit of a name change in honour of 16 hour old Felicity
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:16, archived)
# Great name!
One of my Christening names, that!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:22, archived)
# huzzah
welcome to Felicity!!

(you know she'll never leave...)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:23, archived)
# congrats
she finally arrived then!!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:25, archived)
# Yep,
after the labour officially started on FRIDAY
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:29, archived)
# Friday???
That's a whole working week!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 9:14, archived)
# ahahahha
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:10, archived)
# ha ha
i like that

NING ALL

my graphics card is due to arrive via my Dad as it was broke (i seem to be damaging lots of things recently)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:11, archived)
# 'Ning everybody
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 7:57, archived)
# yay!
that is lovely
'ning

glad to see you are already there
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 7:59, archived)
# 'Ning
This looks list another fluffy day.. yay!
*rummages for fluffy pic to post*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:00, archived)
# g'day Mate
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:07, archived)
# WOO HOO!

yay for me
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:48, archived)
# hahaha
woo yay for silly milestones!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:49, archived)
# i wish i had photoshop
it would make me a much better person
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:59, archived)
# have you looked thru the faq?
there are ways to get free versions in there.
you could be a better person sooner!
:)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 7:03, archived)
# wow
thank you
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 7:05, archived)
# hooray
was i actually helpful or were you being sarcastic?
(I have to try this link now,sorry)
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
edit: it worked! and I am only 111 days old so really am new still too.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 7:08, archived)
# no i wasn't being sarcastic
i have been given the gift of Photoshop
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 7:11, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
happy 7th post by the way
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 7:13, archived)
# Inspired by some Ackbar thing i saw on the board weeks ago...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:27, archived)
# he's right you know
nicely done
did you change the title there or am i hallucinating again?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:35, archived)
# cheers
no, youre not hallucinating...had to txt one of my mates to find the name of that fish-faced star wars dude, and changed the title thusly.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:39, archived)
# brilliant
!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:41, archived)
# g'night


..I'm off for a drink.

would've posted this last night before I left, but MSN was ignoring me..
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:11, archived)
# oooh that is nifty!
it looks like you are oozing through the board... very woo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:12, archived)
# cheers
once again, background set to transparent..



I'm just a see-through-whore.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:17, archived)
# hehe
excellent technique, the black background adds an evil touch to it... and i mean that in the best way possible
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:17, archived)
# have fun!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:15, archived)
# ae
that I shall.

going to see Jim Jarmusch's Coffee & Cigarettes later, should be a giggle...

'night!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:17, archived)
# The Liowliphanthog has been hunted to near extinction.
Here we see a rare glimpse of this extraordinary creature.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:01, archived)
# panowie!
...you loon =P
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:02, archived)
# heheh
thanks =P
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:03, archived)
# top shop
he has an intense look about him
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:04, archived)
# shop?
this is a real photo...
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:05, archived)
# my mistake
I thought you had inserted the palm frond in front of him
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:05, archived)
# i dared not get closer
i feared that it might trip and fall on me and impale me with it's tusk
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:09, archived)
# I like him/her/it* a lot. Can I have two please?

* Delete as applicable.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:05, archived)
# baked, fried or extra crispy?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:09, archived)
# Sliced.
Very thinly.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:10, archived)
# gravy?
on white or brown?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:11, archived)
# However it comes, I'm not fussy.
Said the actress to the vicar.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:15, archived)
# *ding*
two Liowliphanthog Clubs on Rye!

Order up!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:16, archived)
# aww
beautiful.

for hats.

wooo!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:10, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:50, archived)
# ahhh

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:35, archived)
# ooh pretties!
although if it sticks a prong through a milk carton then my head I may not feel the same way about it
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:39, archived)
# ae
pretty..

probably better on a black background but I do love transparencies.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:45, archived)
# my oh my
he's a big bunny when he gets exited.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:06, archived)
# exited?
you mean when someone pulls out?

heh
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:09, archived)
# duck.png
this one looks a bit stupider than the original though.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:37, archived)
# i like
this
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:41, archived)
# it is for supermoore,
so he can put it on a tshirt.
but he has gone to sleep now i think.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:42, archived)
# you use
all the best colors!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:44, archived)
# i actually own most of them.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:44, archived)
# oh
*pays usage fees*
I had no idea
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:46, archived)
# it's okay, i don't charge.
in fact, all my pictures are free for you all to browse, if you like:

early ones here
more recent once here
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:47, archived)
# yaaaay
*buys drinks with money saved and shares*
and to think i was scared of you. you are the nice after all!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:51, archived)
# heh,
i guess you just have to avoid me when i'm on a bad mood.
/manic depressive
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:52, archived)
# took a bit to figure that out
but worth it
/bipolar too and newly unmedicated hooooraaaaayyyy!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:55, archived)
# eep!
hope you're coping with that.
i want to get off the meds, but doctors aren't so sure.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:59, archived)
# guess many of us are slightly loopy here...
but then i guess we need to be loopy to be here in the first place...
/also bipolar =)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:17, archived)
# awww

too bad all crazies don't make great pictures. but have a self-portrait in case i get infamous
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:26, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:32, archived)
# very nice
one of these days i might have the patience to do a self portrait... but i haven't had patience for much of anything lately!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:35, archived)
# ooh you should try
one in artrage possibly
you seem to have talent
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:40, archived)
# thank you =)
i just might try that next. now i'm working on a pic of one of my cats, and it's taking forever!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:52, archived)
# YAY!!
That's made me really happy, thank you.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:18, archived)
# i see your duck
and raise you a carrot

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:26, archived)
# Twas mine, I tells ye!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 5:37, archived)
# my version looks better
yours isnt evil enough


(also, i found it on my old file server and was wondering where it came from)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 8:06, archived)
# i see your carrot
and raise you a carrot being bummed by a floating nob.

(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 6:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:19, archived)
# self portrait?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:22, archived)
# nope,
this is :


(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:29, archived)
# aaaah
hahahaha.
EDIT: just so it doesn't look like i was laughing at your self portrait, I am noting here that this picture has changed several times and was obviously not a self-portrait. and that ear on the real self-portrait looks so lovely.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:39, archived)
# aww
bless

have a bad time round the pub?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:24, archived)
# aww, cute!
no, had a good time thanks :)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:30, archived)
# That is very nice
and I am sorry to interrupt, but can I borrow some hosting from someone until my msn group stops acting up?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:29, archived)
# sure
email me - see profile
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:30, archived)
# Thanks!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:34, archived)
# did you try
edit:oops wrong link
edit2: www.ukdragon.com/b3ta
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:31, archived)
# What is ukdragon?
There is just a nice ascii dragon.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:33, archived)
# ok works now
sorry!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:37, archived)
# vocabinary



(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:55, archived)
# woo!
yay!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:59, archived)
# I like these.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:00, archived)
# i've made 5,
of varying quality.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:01, archived)
# I may wear one next weekend.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:02, archived)
# you really have turned gay.
this one would be best on a tshirt i think.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:06, archived)
# Fuck that.
I'm still waiting for a .psd of "this duck" at decent t-shirt size.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:10, archived)
# all you had to do was ask.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:22, archived)
# This fuck.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:33, archived)
# beautiful
and
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:01, archived)
# aye, tis bedtime
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:10, archived)
# Careful where you wave that pin!
woo :-)
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:04, archived)
# noice
.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:11, archived)
# I have a zit

much the same as this one.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:39, archived)
# i just spent a half hour tracing really fine details
onto the wrong layer.

now i have to restart.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:43, archived)
# oooooooooooh
gotta sting
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:44, archived)
# you fool!
the butt-fuckin' layers are like sisters and nephews to me. treat them with respect
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:45, archived)
# bummer
Hate it when that happens
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:45, archived)
# i'm not even sure i want to start again.


[edit: closed and deleted the whole project.]
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:47, archived)
# add a badly scribbled cock
and post away
we will enjoy it
all the same


ooooh! I rythmed!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:48, archived)
# 'tis all gone
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:49, archived)
# nooooooooo!
*echo*
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:50, archived)
# I know
exactly how that feels.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:50, archived)
# ruined my damn night.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:51, archived)
# i once did the most amazing picture of a giraffe
which i had to delete.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:53, archived)
# why did you have to delete it?
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:55, archived)
# i get selfish sometimes.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:57, archived)
# ha
today i drew the most amazing pictures in the sandy dirt of a parking lot at a state park nearby. no one got to see them. heavy rain all night.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:58, archived)
# destroying things
is as much fun as making them.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:59, archived)
# Destroying
is exactly the same as making, if you do it right.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 4:34, archived)
# eek
Thath dith-PICK-able!
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:44, archived)
[challenge entry] The future back then...

I'm almost positive that's how my grandfather saw the future.
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:35, archived)
# funky pictah
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:36, archived)
# <insert fear here>
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:42, archived)
# i clicked
but nothing happenfied
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:44, archived)
# HAVE
YOU SEEN "RING" LATLEY
sorry bout caps im drink
/edit Woo Yay
(, Thu 15 Jul 2004, 3:51, archived)

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