Tim waits for Norman
The simple joy of badly shopped puns
manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:33,
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OUCH the punnage burns
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:38,
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I've heard only bad thingswoo to the penguins
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:36,
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whata miserable life then.
EDIT: I didnt mean that to be mean, just the whole "I've only heard bad things" seems a pretty nasty thing, like in that film with the kid saying "i see....
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:37,
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EDIT: I didnt mean that to be mean, just the whole "I've only heard bad things" seems a pretty nasty thing, like in that film with the kid saying "i see....
I appear to have jacked your threadfor which i apologise
More rocket penguins please
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:45,
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More rocket penguins please
oo thanksI tend to sound a bit narky on message board, hence the 'lurker' status.
Here, have a rocket cat.
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:47,
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Here, have a rocket cat.
no probs :)I have been told by several friends that it is disappointing,
and I wanted a different opinion (they aren't b3tans for a start)
(and I wanted a different opinion (they aren't b3tans for a start)
MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:53,
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I had the true interaction experiencetwo arseholes behind us kicking the row of seats FOR TWO HOURS...
and you wonder why people download films...
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:38,
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and you wonder why people download films...
were they wearing burberry? MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:40,
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poor youhow can you stand living in chav county?
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:43,
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YAAAAAAAAAYwelcome back :)
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:34,
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Yay (exclaimation mark times infinity)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:35,
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hehehehehehe
(
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:26,
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don't leave me highdon't leave me dry
hurray for collapsing things
(hurray for collapsing things
GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:27,
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That looks like 3DS Max Reactor enginelike this one
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:33,
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it was me filming a jenga tower DESTRUCTING!!!!!and then cutting each individual frame
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:35,
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That takes dedication...dedication, dedication, that's what you need If you wanna be the best
If you wanna beat the rest Oh-oh dedication's what you need
(If you wanna beat the rest Oh-oh dedication's what you need
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:37,
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heheheheit's hot in hull this time of year
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:27,
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Are they the twin tower cases?woo
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:31,
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but how do they smell.wait.... no i didn't mean that
( GrandmaOfShoes,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:32,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make up stuff to sell on Ebay"){kind=small}
I've been wondering...Would Ebay let you put Anti-Ebay stuff on there? If the answer is 'no' and then they decided to let them on, how many of these would there be...
See the full sized image HERE!
Oh, look at the old guy on the right. It's proof that OAPs still have sexual motive.
(BTW, this is NOT a repost. You'll only see it once on this board. And this is my first image on here so i apologise if you think it's crap. I used Paint coz my Photoshop is broken.)
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:23,
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See the full sized image HERE!
Oh, look at the old guy on the right. It's proof that OAPs still have sexual motive.
(BTW, this is NOT a repost. You'll only see it once on this board. And this is my first image on here so i apologise if you think it's crap. I used Paint coz my Photoshop is broken.)
...Coz i didn't realise that deleting the older one would delete the second one. So i had to post it again.
Yet again, i'm sorry. I just wanna get better. You've gotta start somewhere...
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:26,
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Yet again, i'm sorry. I just wanna get better. You've gotta start somewhere...
its still on here!just look back a few posts!
(
Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:27,
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3rd time it's been on MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:25,
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Trust meit's not a good idea to keep posting until someone likes it
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:28,
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well you dont have to post to practise!you jsut do it at home and say! hmm i'm shit!! - thats what i do!!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:28,
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stop deleting and re-postingyou'll only make people angry
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:28,
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Not fluffy!Not fluffy at all! C'mon be nice.
Welcome new person. Here's a tip. Read the FAQ's
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:28,
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Welcome new person. Here's a tip. Read the FAQ's
he's been here for almsot a year!:os
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:29,
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...Those 4 posts, 3 on the food thread and the Ebay one. When you delete it, it takes it of the no. of which you've posted i think. If not, yes half of my pposts would have been the same.
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:33,
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K1) I'm not posting it over and over until someone likes it. I'm just being crap.
2) Thankz to the ONE post that sympathises. At least you understand that most peoples' first posts are far from good.
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:30,
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2) Thankz to the ONE post that sympathises. At least you understand that most peoples' first posts are far from good.
It's not that it's crapbut there is a fierce etiquette on here which you have to try to stick too, unless you like abuse, and as you have been a member for so long poeple will assume you know it
You're actually getting a fluffy time for posting 3 times
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:33,
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You're actually getting a fluffy time for posting 3 times
...I forgot that i had this account a few days after i set it up and came back to B3ta a few days ago. I'm understanding now.
Thanks
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:35,
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Thanks
Good lucktake any critisism on the chin and always try to come back with a better image, rather than getting into a slanging match, it's not worth the trouble
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:41,
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if you want a tip.start with kittens and work up.
(i didn't, hence why i can't 'shop for shit)
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:33,
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(i didn't, hence why i can't 'shop for shit)
Ah!Kittens. They're the remedy to most things on the net aren't they...
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:38,
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When I posted my compo entryand my first pic post too, I messed up.
Perhaps that should be in the FAQ. Have norks on first pic so if you cock it up, nobody get miffed.
Or maybe there were just more fluffy people around when it happened.
(Perhaps that should be in the FAQ. Have norks on first pic so if you cock it up, nobody get miffed.
Or maybe there were just more fluffy people around when it happened.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:39,
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Hmmn...It does say on the FAQ that u shud be nice to newbies. Thanks to those who remembered that.
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:42,
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Embarrassing sample?Ok, is *must* have been poo.
Or man juice?
Come on dilute the embarrassment and tell us Mr Blerk.
*intrigued*
oh and gory details of afflication wouldn't go amiss either
(Or man juice?
Come on dilute the embarrassment and tell us Mr Blerk.
*intrigued*
oh and gory details of afflication wouldn't go amiss either
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:41,
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Posted something incredibly similarto this a couple of weeks ago. Someone said "animate it" and as I always do what I'm told here is an animatised version.
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:21,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAwyh
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:23,
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ha har, dangly partswoo
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:27,
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"Bollocks to Alderan!", said Elliot
"I'm getting my fucking alien out of here".
supermoore: HUNG,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:17,
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Head now filledwith soaring John Williams score. Thanks.
(
DogHorse plop,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:19,
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It's very inspirational.Unfortunately it's crowding out the thing I'm trying to work on.
( DogHorse plop,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:22,
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send inthe tie fighters, blast the bastard
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:21,
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Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:15,
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soare wasps
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:17,
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oh wowI remember the green hornet - anyone else here as old/sad as me?
(
madrabbi,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:19,
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I can onlyjuat about so no.
( Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:20,
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just about remember it.I don't think I liked it much.
( The Duke of Prunes,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:22,
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They're makinga film of it.
Kevin Smith's attached as director at the moment.
(Kevin Smith's attached as director at the moment.
nick the greek,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:24,
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Think he's taking it seriouslybeing the comic fanboy that he is.
He's writing and directing it apparently.
www.viewaskew.com/news/feb04/1.html
(He's writing and directing it apparently.
www.viewaskew.com/news/feb04/1.html
nick the greek,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:40,
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I think this would work betteras a Sunshine Elephant stylee 5000pixel long masterpiece.
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:21,
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You want the moon on a stick, you do!;)
\Lee and Herring bring them back for my Sunday morning pleasure
woo animation btw
(\Lee and Herring bring them back for my Sunday morning pleasure
woo animation btw
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:23,
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JELLY!!!I am HIM
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:27,
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a la
Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:25,
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More likely he's saying"May I weigh your nuts Mr President?"
woo
(woo
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:09,
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heheI actually smiled at that (rare in this compo)
(
parttimedogfish,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:07,
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It is your mission in life to do thatyou will be a god, let us know how much it sells for!
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:07,
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hehehethere's bound to be some moron who'd buy it
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:11,
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I haven't a cluewho she is, or what's going on there
but it doth amuse I greatly!
(but it doth amuse I greatly!
robh,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:05,
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now i'm going to have to gouge my eyes out with a teaspoon MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:13,
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don't mind me.. edit: sorry for pixelation - just easier on the dialuppers..(
amaryllis,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:01,
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woo yaythey should hand out your guid to aliens so they can see what people are like
(
connor,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:06,
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yaaaaaycongrats
( MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:58,
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vroom/me awaits chav-dalek version with tricked out spoilers, subwoofers and burberry trim
( neuro 's cheese game is strong.,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:51,
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It's how they plan to rule the world
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:53,
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D'ohand here's me thinking I was being original. Apologies for the unwilling plagarism
(
FoldsFive,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:55,
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Plagarism is highest form of flatteryor at least that is what I told Fnord when he showed me that he had b3tan me to it.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:57,
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Tried to chug them out as quick as possibleafter your challenge earlier..!
( FoldsFive,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:05,
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Someone actually listened to me?!I feel so loved!
It's a warm feeling :)
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:08,
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It's a warm feeling :)
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hayour 80s adverts thing is great btw. i'm caning your bandwidth.
( 100% of Gibbon,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:56,
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thanks, the effort was worth it then now it's spread so farthe great thing about bittorrent is that I've only outputted about 4gb but several dozen people have now downloaded the full set - means I haven't had to burn all those CDs and trapse off to the post office (yay!)
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:00,
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what a marvellous introduction to the board tonight!TJ ALERT _ Soz.
Feral Chicken around tonight, huh?
Ed: stuff coming out of both ends? EEP! you should go to bed with a nice cuppa cocoa
(Feral Chicken around tonight, huh?
Ed: stuff coming out of both ends? EEP! you should go to bed with a nice cuppa cocoa
madrabbi,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:55,
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Cuppa cocoa?I think it was too much cocoa that caused the problem in the first place..
( FoldsFive,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:59,
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gadzooks!In which case, it's beer you need - best stay away from the Guiness though, eh ;-)
( madrabbi,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 21:02,
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PHWOAR!in other news, and it's related to this week's challenge, ROCKIN'!
( 100% of Gibbon,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:53,
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Woo.*honks General Lee's horn*
What model is it? I'm trying to place the one-piece lugs and power sizes. XPK, maybe.
Edit: How'd the cymbal shopping go? Sorry I wasn't much use...
(What model is it? I'm trying to place the one-piece lugs and power sizes. XPK, maybe.
Edit: How'd the cymbal shopping go? Sorry I wasn't much use...
DogHorse plop,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:57,
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arf took me far too longi thought it might be the israel story
Move to israel to escape anti-semitic attacks?
(,
Sun 18 Jul 2004, 20:52,
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Move to israel to escape anti-semitic attacks?
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