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# Boris Beattie

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha
boris would make an ace challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)
# Better
than Ebay anyroad
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
# ?
I rather like this ebay challenge.
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:45, archived)
# Probably me...
just being bitter but i just dont find it funny.

/sigh
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:46, archived)
# You
and your angst...
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:47, archived)
# me too
it takes creativity to do something original, which is good

*hasn't posted any entries*
(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:46, archived)
# I think there is great comedy potential within it
just its a bit easy to shop something very boring for it

but then again I havent, so perhaps I have no place to comment on it!

but i did anyway
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:46, archived)
# We had
shop the KKK already...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:47, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffffffffffffft
that is all
(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:49, archived)
# these aren't challenges!
they're bandwagons!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:47, archived)
# anarchy!!
boris would still make a great challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:52, archived)
# so would tapirs,
but the people who are here friday mornings generally have an iq lower than their shoe size so we're left with dud challenges.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:54, archived)
# I have size 47 feet
which I think means I'm somewhere between an imbecile and a moron
and hung like a horse
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 11:01, archived)
# After coming out, Bert and Ernie

decided to adopt a baby of mixed race
*yes yes it is*
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Arf!
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)
# i do love that,
and as we're reposting
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Very nice.
Hadn't you done at least one of those puns before? Certainly the "two tyred" one.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)
# yeh, the one,
upon stumbling on biker grove, i quickly ran out of bike puns.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)
# That would abe a Bernie then?
or an Ernert
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)
# New approach. fighting fire with fire.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:36, archived)
# hahaha,
like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Works better with the caption I feel.
www.b3ta.com/board/3476293
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:39, archived)
# true,
very funny, top stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)
# very nice
and apoligies but dick betties doing my head in
*logs off to do some work*
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:45, archived)
# what's that
flying across that small moon?
(Frugle, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
# The monobrow!
He's evil I tell you! Just look at his clothes for incontrovertible proof that he sniffs used knickers.
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:41, archived)
# time to rebrand
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:33, archived)
# ahahahahahhahah
(1, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Heheheh,

that's most woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:34, archived)
# right
I'm sending Da Boyz round to steal the key to your secret powers
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)
# Fp
aww plz!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:39, archived)
# Some cats have no dignity
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:33, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:36, archived)
# hehe
I do like the Ramones
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:37, archived)
# Seconded

AND

thirded
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:51, archived)
# fourthded
(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:52, archived)
# Pai Mei
anyone?
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Have I posted this?
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:30, archived)
# hehehehe
NING YOU LOT!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:32, archived)
# morning,
just did a spazz, and last night saw some quality stuff, including a sheep! animation, so for those with a spare 10 minutes, it's worth the archiving.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:34, archived)
# NING!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)
# pppffffftttt
that's class.

... is that her face in the lampshade as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:33, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)
# you rock!
Hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)
# in that case
W00000000!
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:38, archived)
# Hehe
I do like your Ebay challenge pics
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:33, archived)
# These live action remakes are getting a bit silly now...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:27, archived)
# Hehehehe
Not until they've done a BOO BAH film
(Willboy:, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:29, archived)
# I rather like
boohbah, it's nice and relaxing :)
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:36, archived)
# Its Like
A Shroom trip without Aliens jumping on your car.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:40, archived)
# Cheaper, safer
and altogether more pleasant. Lovely.
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:42, archived)
# For those of you
who weren't here on Sunday, I give you.

Clive the Frog.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:23, archived)
# Hehe
lovely.
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:26, archived)
# fucking brilliant
you are a flash master!

/obvious edit
(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:28, archived)
# The term is
Flash Master.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:29, archived)
# It's like a jungle sometimes,
It makes me wonder
How I keep from going under
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:32, archived)
# Armbands?
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:34, archived)
# Polystrene rectangle thing was my favourite
no boyancy whatsoever, I'm sure they loved to see kids slow drown whilst holding onto to a ceiling tile for dear life.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:37, archived)
# You sound like
the sort of sick bastard that would let the rubber brick drown. I like it ;)
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:43, archived)
# Flash Guru
even as it is inspiring as well.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:33, archived)
# superbly done!
heh!
(I helped save b3ta! calihal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:28, archived)
# ace
and now I have to listen to the bdddb ... hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:29, archived)
# more frogs
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:30, archived)
# I hate frogs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:31, archived)
# more snails
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:31, archived)
# ok then.
frogness
(I helped save b3ta! calihal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)
# He tried to swerve..
(Wire, brush and dental, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:23, archived)
# *cough*
is it not swerve?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:27, archived)
# Are you sure?
I don't think so...
(Wire, brush and dental, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:28, archived)
# it is indeed swerve
www.google.co.uk/search?q=define%3Aswerve&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search&meta=

how rude of me, 'tis very woo!
(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:29, archived)
# Damn my I.Q. has just dropped 20 points
from -200
(Wire, brush and dental, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:31, archived)
# This place has warped my mind...
Trawling through the snaps my missus took of a birthday party my little boy went to recently, I found this.

She wants it framed and on the mantlepiece.

But somehow, whenever I look at it, it reminds me of something else...

(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Arrrggh!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:21, archived)
# argh! the warping
(1, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:22, archived)
# gagagag
the G word
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:22, archived)
# argh
teh goatse!1111!one!
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:22, archived)
# Laugh?
Cry?
I'm really not sure.
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:23, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
ahhh bless

and I didn't even know you could still buy those biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:24, archived)
# Argh!
The cyclops goatse child! The cyclops goatse child! The cyclops goatse child! The cyclops goatse child! The cyclops goatse child! The cyclops goatse child! The cyclops goatse child! The cyclops goatse child! The cyclops goatse child! The cyclops goatse child! The cyclops goatse child! The cyclops goatse child!

Horrifying, actually thought it was that
(ex-rat, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:25, archived)
# no no no
resist Mrs Zaphod's wishes with all you might or else, lose your sanity
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:33, archived)
# If its been done

I will cry
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:18, archived)
# So much Beattie!
I think I'm going to faint.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:21, archived)
# Lots of
Beans Lots of Beans Lots of Beans Lots of Beans Lots of Beans Lots of Beans Lots of Beans Lots of Beans Lots of Beans Lots of Beans
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:18, archived)
# Uc!
Thats why your still master of Beattie
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:19, archived)
# Yes,
I am the holder of the golden crown, napkin and painful plastic moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:24, archived)
# its early so have
a morning woo!


'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:19, archived)
# I read in faq that bandwagon is frowned upon....
but everyone else does it so...




(I helped save b3ta! Kriptikflea, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)
# Nice one!
Beattie! Beattie! Beattie!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# Is it Friday afternoon already?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:18, archived)
# I wish
*grumble*
(I helped save b3ta! Goatpod, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:20, archived)
# Is it that time already?

*the quality! the quality! the quality*
(Willboy:, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:10, archived)
# Stop.....
cant touch it
(I helped save b3ta! Kriptikflea, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# awww
I so want it to be hammer time ;-)

W00 for this seamless novelty strangeness
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:12, archived)
# STOP!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:13, archived)
# *stops*
*waits*
*taps foot*
*sparks ciggie*

Well?
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# HAMMER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:15, archived)
#
*SPACKS OUT*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:17, archived)
# *falls over*
www.lyricsxp.com/lyrics/u/u_can_t_touch_this_m_c_hammer.html
(Willboy:, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:18, archived)
# doo, doodoodoo
*bleeblee*
doodoo
*bleeblee*
doodoo
*bleeblee*

Repeat ad infinitum...
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
that is possibly the best ever way of desribing can't touch this in words (other than 'shit')
(not_real had his name thieved, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:35, archived)
# Pimms is lovely
but don't be fooled by those who serve it with lemonade - it's absolutely lush with a shitload of crushed ice, frozen lime slices and ginger ale. Little early to be talking about booze I guess, but the word must be spread!
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:14, archived)
# Quick, Dirty and probably bindun


Better out than in eh?
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Careful where you spray that.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Lots Of Beanz lots Of Beanz

Pearoast i know.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:06, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:07, archived)
# Happy Birthday
for Yesterday, Dukey
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Bloody Hell! thanks
I didn't know, I've been hanging about here for year, how queer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:11, archived)
# Remake it with sheep
then the tricks that he does can be ever so bleat-y.
(Kendal, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
"so what do you need?
"beans. Lots of beans"
*WHOOOOSH*
(Willboy:, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# please don't bring it back
(1, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# more idle doodling

oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:00, archived)
# YES!
Hoopla!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:02, archived)
# Well done!
you have proven that you can look after Dick.
You are trusted, I feel teh Beattie will be safe in your care.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:06, archived)
# nowt to do wiv me, mate
*swaggers out of the room, whistling randomly*
(I helped save b3ta! madrabbi, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:09, archived)
# Mr mental patient
I hope this isn't a website already flogged to death on this board:
home.total.net/~fishnet/
(conrads_rocks, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 9:59, archived)
# So....
Offering that guy Beattie!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Mon 19 Jul 2004, 10:01, archived)

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