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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:24, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:25, archived)
# expertly shopped
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:29, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:33, archived)
# Airforce One currently is a cuckoos nest
supreme court being the cuckoo


splendid!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:34, archived)
# not mine
so I won't TW, but whoever's done this www.driver.uk.com/images/funnies/dotmatrix.jpg should put it in for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:35, archived)
# That's fuckin
quality. I lol'd for real
(Jibbed, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 4:44, archived)
# WOOHOO!
Top fontage!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:39, archived)
# yay
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:51, archived)
# top
pootling
(I helped save b3ta! FatherJack /me belms, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 14:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Everybody In The Whole Cell Block,
Was Dancin' To The...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:19, archived)
# Ahhh hahahaha
Class!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:20, archived)
# He's sure enjoying that!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:23, archived)
# arf!
great!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:29, archived)
# RAWK!
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:32, archived)
# *groooan*
Nice schtuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:18, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:20, archived)
# Arf!
Quite a terrifying mix of movies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:21, archived)
# just wait for the sequel
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:22, archived)
# hahahahha
grreat
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Couldn't post this earlier and have now been b3tan too it (several times)
village people
(Kakistocrat, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:17, archived)
# I also realised someone wouldn't be able to resist teh hands
village goatse
(Kakistocrat, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Neth, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:15, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Goodnight all
Bride of Chuckie Egg
(I helped save b3ta! Disco, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:14, archived)
# Hehe.
g'night.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:17, archived)
# pffft!
/now feels old remembering the game*

*more to the point - is old
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:18, archived)
# this is a great comp
it really is
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:18, archived)
# some funny stuff
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:23, archived)
# love that game
'night
(I helped save b3ta! just mike, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:18, archived)
# Heheh!
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Pete Tong presents....

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:11, archived)
# yay
"here me now"
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:13, archived)
# A 7 1/2 hr set Live from Tokyo


smart!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:15, archived)
# .
Get thee on thy front page
(I helped save b3ta! Disco, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:18, archived)
# pffffffffffft
scratchin'
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:20, archived)
# That's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:24, archived)
# Arf!
Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:29, archived)
# Spitzenklasse!
Oh I love to love
But my baby loves to dance
He wants to dance, he loves to dance
He’s got to dance
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Oh, I love to love
But there’s no time for our romance, no, no , no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance

The minute the bands begin to swing it
He’s on his feet to dig it and dance the night away
Stop, I’m spinning like a top
We’ll dance until we trop
But if I had my way

Repeat

But he won’t give our love a chance, no, no, no
Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance
Stop, I’m spinning like a top
We’ll dance until we trop
But if I had my way
Some night, instead of going downtown
We’ll stay at home and get down
To what I’m trying to say

Oh, I love to love
But my baby just loves to dance, yeah, yeah,
Oh, I love to love
But my baby loves to dance, yes he does......
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ; ) a hitchcock classic
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:09, archived)
# Ah, I love it
Very woo!
(HectorProtector, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:11, archived)
# Haha!
p - a - r - a - n - o - y - a
BEEEP BOOOP WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:16, archived)
[challenge entry] In Vietnam, the milk doesn't flow, it sucks
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:06, archived)
# mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...

*coughs*

mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

(i think i'm meant to say woo-yay or something now???)

mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*falls on the floor dead of heart-stroke*

ouch


(softporn 70's sink fixer, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 11:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Deckchairs at the ready...

It will be lovely in a couple of days!!!
(nicg_slash, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I've just done this, which is absolutely crap
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:05, archived)
# From earlier today
(I helped save b3ta! mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:11, archived)
# Haha......
.... You win.......
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:14, archived)
# I cannot, for the life of me, be bothered to check
www.talibanreunited.com/

Is it GC?

Saw it on Have I got News For You.
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:58, archived)
# If it's been on BBC
then it's either very old or very boring :)
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:00, archived)
# i'm too drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:01, archived)
# takes advantage




again
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:02, archived)
# Let's pretend.......
.. that it's brand spankin' new.....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:02, archived)
# It's HUGELY GC.
Possibly the definition thereof.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:49, archived)
# Pffft
By some miracle of nature you've made the fella look acceptable!

Edit: On second thoughts he still looks like a twat. Still... I'd marry him. Money over matter every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:50, archived)
# OOooohhh.
Make him go away.

eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:51, archived)
# 'e's
Maaaaad!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:53, archived)
# rock on!!
i havent seen a shop of yours in too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:57, archived)
[challenge entry] ER... HAIL MS PAINT!
(DEMAND A CABINET MY CHILD, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:47, archived)
# Best. Film. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:49, archived)
# INDEED
HAIL TEH FUKASAKU
BR 2 WAS CRAP THOUGH
(DEMAND A CABINET MY CHILD, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:49, archived)
# "Every 6 hours, a new spot is opened up and don't you stay there!" *whisper whisper* "I SAID NO WHISPERING!" *fschooom! putth!*
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:51, archived)
# YOU SCARRED MY FACE
*stabs in crotch repeatedly*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:26, archived)
# I guess
you've never seen Labyrinth then?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:50, archived)
# *slap*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:03, archived)
# can
I add a kick, best film ever has to be "Hudson Hawk"

/runs
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:16, archived)
# perhaps not the best
but I liked it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:41, archived)
[challenge entry] and another...

(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:45, archived)
# pffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:07, archived)
# sorted!
you get nothing in this film for a pair!
(SkinnyBoy, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 3:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh bloody 'ell!
I hadn't noticed the time!

Q&D as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:45, archived)
# Haha
Radical dude!
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:45, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:45, archived)
# arf!
(Jesus, Son of God and stuff, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:46, archived)
# Ha ha!
Best extension you could put on that film title!

Good call ol' chap.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:47, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:48, archived)
# Ahhahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry] New Bond Movie?


Probably been done - couldn't see if it had because the board has been down since 14:00 - or was it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Just you
and the rest of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:44, archived)
# OOhh, mr moderator!!
Please can we have a special prize for the post which is in the worst taste?

I propose this one

Ace!!

Have my new WOO

(Freegan Bikefascist, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:52, archived)
# Di'ing for attention!
Several people have already mentioned I should take a one-way trip to see the big red guy downstairs for my lack of compassion....

(BTW - Like the Woo!)

but it's not as if I'm alone here on B3ta....

'Hell Please, single? No - Group ticket - do I get a discount?'
(I helped save b3ta! HSDriver was probably still at work on, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:59, archived)
# you'll be needing
www.hulltrains.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:07, archived)
# This is frikkin' ace!
Top Shop!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:17, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:41, archived)
# Is he
Sitting on a dildo?
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Or the flames are too hot
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:44, archived)
# If that's what you'd like,
then so be it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kolonel, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Probly doon..

\^o^/
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:37, archived)
# Hahaha
woo!

ooh.. my 8989th post!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:40, archived)
# He he he he he he he.
It's not often a dildo gag works . . .!

Very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:45, archived)
# Is it the
job of the rubber doll designers to make them as fuck ugly as possible?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:00, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:20, archived)
# So...
I recently made someone at uni witness the terror of goatse.cx. Oh don't worry, click it. I can assure you its quite safe. BECAUSE ITS NOT THERE.
About a day later, looking through pictures in Google after typing in 'owned', I follow a bad link. Where does it take me?

here.

My eyes...
(Garcia, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:35, archived)
# goatse guy got his account
taken away for breaking policies... arf!
(Jesus, Son of God and stuff, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:37, archived)
# and then he died
double arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:37, archived)
# He died,
then the account was removed. Some meddling old cuntbag was responsible, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:51, archived)
# Cunt
Simple.
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:37, archived)
# I figured
you should all know. Because I did. Y'know, sharing the wealth and all that malarky.
(Garcia, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:39, archived)
# I love these
comedy glasscock NSFW sites.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:39, archived)
# My eyes are bleeding.
have bled.
Cu.
Nt.
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:40, archived)
# Yeah
arse sick...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:41, archived)
# o
fuck
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:47, archived)
# do u really love them?
Really? how about now?
(Jesus, Son of God and stuff, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:51, archived)
# jesus
fucking christ
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:09, archived)
# You know, I don't think i've ever seen that
Nor has anyone from b3ta..



Or the entire internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:42, archived)
# I heard
they were installing that as the replacement for the Diana Memorial in Green Park...
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:44, archived)
# I heard they were
gonna use it as the boot screen for the next windows.

Goatse that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:46, archived)
# Well...
To be fair, it was the new URL (or at least, new to me) that it was under. I bet its been there for years :/
(Garcia, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:50, archived)
# I'm
just grateful that you had the common sense to post links rather than pics

ta

:)
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:07, archived)
[challenge entry] OK, now I got the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] I dont
get it
(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:34, archived)
# You're probably
too young then.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:35, archived)
# Or not British.
I don't think it's an age thing.

Much woo to the picture, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:35, archived)
# Oh yeah
I did briefly think about that - this is a very old Brit comic version. Guess you need to be 30 or so to get it even if you're a Brit.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:37, archived)
# Am I missing something here?
It's Dennis the Menace + Star Wars. What more is there?
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:38, archived)
# Um
Dennis the Phantom Menace?

Oh well . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:40, archived)
# But Dennis the Menace is still around, as far as I know.
He was certainly active when I was a kid.
So you don't need to be old to understand it.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Oh. I see . . .
The confusion is because there is an entirely different dennis the menace in the US.
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:43, archived)
# Yes.
It's a country thing rather than an age thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:44, archived)
# 30 is OLD, is it?
*hobbles off on zimmer frame*
(Freegan Bikefascist, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:49, archived)
# Heh.
I thought the Beano had disappeared.

Well, I'm glad you whipersnappers get it too.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:53, archived)
# Beano
is still going strong - my son buys it now and then
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 2:03, archived)
# Fuckit
We're here

If it's funny, post it!

Yay for Dennis
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:39, archived)
# I'm only 20
and read the Beno when I was younger.
(JamesG, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:42, archived)
# I'm 14 and I get it
And about 200 or so copies of the Beano.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Yeh
I got buggered by my vicar.

(empty_personality, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:36, archived)
# arf!
best entry yet!
(Jesus, Son of God and stuff, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:34, archived)
# Bugger
I knew I had an idea. Just coudn't remember it

EDIT: Woo, though
(I helped save b3ta! the stainless steel rat-boy , despising android since long before, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:35, archived)
# Yay!
And I'm really enjoying this challenge. I've seen loads already that made me laugh out loud. And the front page it great at the moment too. Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Oct 2004, 1:36, archived)

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