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I hate unexpected jpg compression
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:08, archived)
# freaky
I like it
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 0:04, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:00, archived)
# It's rather bleak
Surprising.
I also see no happy shopper
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:03, archived)
# Ah
but that's just the main foyer.

You should go through some of those doors...

..The Happy shopper hasn't been drawn. It's just down the road alongside a Maplin and a Pizza Hut
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# Just direct me to the frozen pizzas
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:06, archived)
# *points
to my freezer*

There you will also find tasty frozen meals and cake.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:10, archived)
# Ooh cake
And the lavatories?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:11, archived)
# *points*
We had a new one installed recently after the old one sort of exploded. It's great, it's all futuristic, with a groovy little push button. You could imagine Buck Rogers using it.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:12, archived)
# Excellent
/Bill and Ted
I have one of those. Do you happen to have any colouring books? No "Neville's head" is complete without them.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:16, archived)
# nah sod that
anyone for a curry?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:11, archived)
# Fucking
excellent idea - mines a goldfish phall
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:14, archived)
#
wanna chicken dopiaza with special rice, mushroom bhaji, keema naan and that lime pickle that takes a layer of skin off your tongue...


hmmm drunken munchies
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:17, archived)
# Weirdo
Mexican food, that's the way to go.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:19, archived)
# Nah,
Malaccan beef - Malysian food - cocking superb. Thai is good as well
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:21, archived)
# No thank you.
/Veggie
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:23, archived)
# fajitas
chicken fajitas

no veggie stuff.....if you asked me to give up beef stew and dumplings I would rather jump off something high
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:39, archived)
# sounds good
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:39, archived)
# The
ethnic foods you have to try are Malaysian, Vietnamese, Gambian, and, bizarrely, Mongolian - my brother swears by Marmot (it's fucking horrible!)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:48, archived)
# Is
it anything like "The Numbskulls" that used to be in "The Beezer"?

/old
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:06, archived)
# YAY
Numbskulls

also old
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:08, archived)
# Dammit
I too remember that (/old-ish)

Not quite. I always thought the Numskulls were a bit gay and, being a logical child, I thought the
only reason that the man didn't have a brain was because they'd eaten it in a cannibalistic frenzy
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:09, archived)
# I remember them!
But they had in the beano when I was a nipper
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:10, archived)
# It could have
been the Beano. I only just remember the Beezer (and the Topper, I think).
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:15, archived)
# How old are you Nev?
Nev. Wasn't that a beano character too?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:18, archived)
# The Beezer
deffo.

/looks at 1973 christmas special
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:22, archived)
# I remember those,
and the Dandy too.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:39, archived)
# same here
they were such a bunch of slackers
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:16, archived)
# I used to love that
I think it was my fave. I liked the "Suggestion box". Just think what fun we could have shopping a strip of it now.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:39, archived)
# you have a massive head.
woo yay that
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:03, archived)
# i would
have expected less empty space somehow
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# I like this
far too much for my own good.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:07, archived)
# That is rather cool
You've got a lot of talent. :)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:11, archived)
#
This is great
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:45, archived)
# Possible new logo for MG...


Well its only worth about that much!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:51, archived)
# sniff,
I've got a rover...
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:52, archived)
# woof
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:55, archived)
# how does it smell?
edit/ woo yay to pic
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:56, archived)
# like cocaine!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:56, archived)
# pfft
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:01, archived)
# it smells like chloroform to me
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:05, archived)
# pfft!
as if
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:52, archived)
# Aloppogies for the theadjack...
...but can anyone link me to the pic of michael howard as vampire - somethin about children of the night etc.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Glassco.cx
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)
# found that 1
it was a different 1 :(
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:00, archived)
# Oh,
I'm no help at all then.

Sorry )c:
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:01, archived)
# np
:)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:03, archived)
# There's always
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:06, archived)
# Was it this one?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:12, archived)
# thanx...
Still not the 1 :(
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:40, archived)
# i just found this on my hard drive, bless him
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:49, archived)
# I bloody love Rik.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
# pah
he's a tease
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:52, archived)
# *imagines GmOS, Schnurr, Rik threesome*
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:52, archived)
# everybody loves rik *


* except the people that don't, that is
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:54, archived)
# Yay!
Good to see the Rikwagon's still rolling
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:52, archived)
# Is that the guy out of G4?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:41, archived)
# nee
stella family outing
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# PFFFT
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Pffffft

(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:44, archived)
#
pfft x 2
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha!
bloody pissheads

/in more ways than one
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)
# *relates to picture
*showers

*goes out.

Night all.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
# Fuck off you drunken cunt.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] This is either
completely shit or completely brilliant. I'm not sure but there is a nasty smell coming from it...

Cerne Abbas Primary School
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)
# I've been there
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# I bet you stood on his glans
didn't you?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:42, archived)
# Haha, loon
You are on crack AICMFP.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# It's the sweet smell of semen
But I like...Muchly




(The pic that is)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:44, archived)
# i dont get how it knows how to speak
....
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:47, archived)
# it is a picture of a man and therefore has a picture of speaking
otherwise called a speech bubble AICMFP
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:51, archived)
# no its not a picture of a man
its a park, and it just so happens to be in the shape of a man...he just cropped in the bubble
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:55, archived)
# actually its ventriloquism
its me speaking really.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:57, archived)
# hmm, well that makes sense
but where does your hand go?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:58, archived)
# I rather like the quop circle
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Aargh!
just noticed that.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:34, archived)
# it is a great big picture of a man
just because some thoughtless twats use it as a park, it is still a picture.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:59, archived)
# i play futbol at that park
guess where the goal is
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:01, archived)
# no no no no maybe
its a picture....of a park....that jus so happens to be in the shape...SHAPE of a man....shape....shape
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha
had a race round that. First one back had to sit on the top of teh cock.

bloody cigarettes...
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Thinking he knew his cupboard well enough, Daniel unwittingly tempted fate...
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:38, archived)
# Arf!
Mind the bees Daniel!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Yay!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)
# Sorry if it sounds harsh
but that's what you get for being called Daniel.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# teach him
to shop at Bejam.

/coat
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:48, archived)
# Bejam?
What's that?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Cheap supermarket, now defunct
youngsters today... grumble grumble
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:54, archived)
# WOO YAY
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:37, archived)
# ?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:46, archived)
# !
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] What do you mean its over the top?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Ahh, Carlsboro amp
They're made in my hometown dontcha know.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:39, archived)
# Looks up Carlsboro on map
err...
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)
# I'm
impressed with your knowledge of amplifiers, sirrah!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# Why thang you!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)
# careful you don't damage that poison, young man!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)
# Destructions
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:37, archived)
# You wonderful
wonderful loon
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:38, archived)
# I cannot help but feel
that Barky has had a hand in this wanton destruction
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:42, archived)
# even after she lost her legs playing on them, susan could not resist a swing, she's dead now

goodnight
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Brilliant.
Good night.

Woo.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Hahaha
G'night
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# pretty balloons
floating away
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:21, archived)
# I like
'tis crying out for animation
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:28, archived)
# *Buys 500 pack*
Nice
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:30, archived)
# Does the BRIAN BLESSED one
inflate itself?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:31, archived)
# no..
But it comes ready inflated ;)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:50, archived)
# Nice
My pea roast:

(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# haha
sweet
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)
# Je-sus
titty fucking CHRIST!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:46, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:20, archived)
# Barky has balls on his chin!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:22, archived)
# that's the dog's
er, chins, that is
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Jesus! That reminds me
did anyone else see 'Invasion of the body snatchers' last night?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:22, archived)
# why, was it scary?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Yes, Yes I did
How I laughed when donald sutherland started screaeaching

hahahahaha
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Yes,
But that dog with the human head and the banjo playing in the background. And yes Mr. Sutherland doing is impression of Teri Shaivo was quite impressive.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Oh i forgot about that seamless dog/tramp thing
That was worth staying up for just that bit
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:27, archived)
# 1950's version
was teh best

*grumble, grumble... old git
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:27, archived)
# But this one has leonard nimoy being emotionless in it
Oh, how he got typecast
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:28, archived)
# yes - made me giggle
saw him in a western once, just after Startrek - he was exactly the same :)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:33, archived)
# catsflaps!
That's Garry Bushell crossed with Lassie
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:25, archived)
# hello ballsy
or barky
woof
woofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoof
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:35, archived)
# I made one of those things...
You know, the ones that people always do when they discover the healing brush and clone tools, I just realised I never made one, so here she is:


He wants to eat your soul!
Go ahead and click her for largification!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:20, archived)
# aaarg
aaarggg
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:21, archived)
# where's the healing brush?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Seriously?
Standard tool bar (you know the one on the left) 4th one down, far left. Right click for patch and colour replacement tools.

Edit: If those are your pics in your profile you should know where the healing brush is! Are you pulling my leg sunny boy?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:24, archived)
# lol!
i've never reffered to it as the healing brush!
Edit: i just call it plaster brush..
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Fair enough...
PS:CS calls it 'healing brush' and i'm not one to argue!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Sweet Mother of.......
How did that escape?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:23, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:23, archived)
# Gulp
/runs

*w/y/h
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry] better in my head. but still ...
who could hang a name on them?

/edit yeah, i know, not been here three months, i'm a fine one to talk, etc, etc
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:19, archived)
# I like it.
Tank's First Law: Don't dismiss your own stuff.

(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Nowt
wrong with that.

woo yay

(it took about a fortnight for my icon too)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Can I say Woo to that?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:27, archived)
# ahahaha
woo yay to you sirrah
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:28, archived)
# that, sir
is brilliant
they pause on the Tuesdays just long enough...

w/y/h etc
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:41, archived)
# aye, 'tis a competent animation, laddie, with a message to tell...
and it's woo.
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:45, archived)
# Huge images
prompted me to make this:



But I'm too tired to wait around for someone to post a big image. So here. A punchline without a gag. I'm off to bed.

(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:16, archived)
# nicely done!
.. get a bigger monitor ;)
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Aww
There you go...

*points --^ *
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:21, archived)
# new ad

(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Semenless...
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Off to Benidorm!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Monkey beer!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:16, archived)
# lol !
never thought of that
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Y'know
I scrolled past that pic, didn't give it the attention it deserved, scrolled back, and now feel guilty.

Damn those drugs.

Woo!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:21, archived)
# .
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:11, archived)
# I love that.
I love this website.

I love everyone and everything ever.

(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:12, archived)
# do you love jeremy beadle?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Even his beard?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# uneven hand people turn me on
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:14, archived)
# On the other hand...
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:16, archived)
# E's are good?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Haha!
I love you man
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:17, archived)
# Fabulous!
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Is it a micro-cow
or a normal cow in super-duper-big land?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Bovwine?
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:15, archived)
# mad cow
has obviously calmed down a bit
woo
(, Sat 9 Apr 2005, 22:21, archived)

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