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Bob had a nice day at the spa, except for the sunbed

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mongychops, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:15, archived)

*buys chips*

*buys vinegar*
mmmmmmmmmm (:

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amon - hooray :D, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:18, archived)

Hahaha yay!

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:20, archived)

Grrrrrreat!

Are all goldfish called Bob?
or just the vast majority?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:20, archived)

Bob isn't a fishy name

Gerald I think would suit a goldfish

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:23, archived)

It's just that Bob appears to be the only

word that they ever say . . .
bob . . . bob . . . bob . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)

you soft bastard!

*pretends not to like it*

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:20, archived)

Andy ate his first vindaloo on wednesday, brave little soldier

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

sweet jesus!

are you Duke of Prunes`s younger brother?

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:14, archived)

Uh. no, why?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:15, archived)

you should be

could be
would be

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:20, archived)

Nah I disagree

The Duke was on last night. He had this email some weirdo had sent him, asking to buy 40 pieces of bandwagon and 50 pieces of Dick Beattie

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)

Ummmm

Is it good to be like the duke of prunes or not? I have brief binges on b3ta but haven't been around long enough to get to know all the familiar feces

Sigh

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)

He is a disturbed wierdo

who makes strange pictures that are sometimes side-splittingly funny.

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Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:24, archived)

well, could be worse

I agree!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:43, archived)

Too tempting, I'm afraid

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/vote_2005/frontpage/4431305.stm

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giant_squid, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:08, archived)

Arf!

G'noon, squiddles!

Woo!
an evil tory bigot!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

noon!

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giant_squid, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

what's going on down here?

b3ta.com/board/4482709

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

Arf!

replied . . .
just Monday silliness . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:13, archived)

I see!

*turns back*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:52, archived)

subtly woosome

no wonder Lizzy finds you socially intimidating

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manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

is this too subtle??

(Vernacular, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:06, archived)

"you`re ugly"

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:07, archived)

yes.

Huzzah!

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:07, archived)

I read the filename, but don't understand why its head is a cat with remote controls on it...

(French Toast, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:13, archived)

who cares!

good

(Vernacular, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:17, archived)

you`re a bit odd

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)

Hahahahaha!

www.b3ta.com/board/4482829
touche!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:25, archived)

camel toe

pussy? dunno.

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my name is will, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:30, archived)

EDIT - slight spelling change

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:05, archived)

Arf! Are you thinking . . .

it's PEOPLE not Pipple, you Monger!?
Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:06, archived)

*claps*

heh he, nice, that was going to be my next one :)

(hover_boy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:07, archived)

If the tories were thinking...

...what I'm thinking then all billboards would have images like this on them.

(temper_temper Salmon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:09, archived)

haha

Well, you seem a fairly clean-cut boy/lezza, my poster would be quite a bit ruder.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

I went through a

selection of NSFW or indeed anywhere images first.

(temper_temper Salmon, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:11, archived)

Lower Taxis

would be good for short people

Imagine it. I can't be bothered shopping it.

(Northern Blerk Have I been here before?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

Been done.......much?

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:15, archived)

They get my vote

if that's the case.

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Goldfish_, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:38, archived)

Suprisingly,

I was thinking that when I saw it on the Tory website!

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hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:18, archived)

Umm . . . ?

Original here
EDIT: Obviously not . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:05, archived)

redhead on the left...

I would :)

.. and what about Norwich`s thrashing of Man United at the weekend

YUS!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:11, archived)

well . . .

I suppose any reply is better than none . . . but you might've Woo'ed it . . .
EDIT: and the redhead is on Delia's right.
or answered the question . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:11, archived)

I would, but I don`t get it

cos I`m fick

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:14, archived)

Explanation added to original post!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:17, archived)

ahh! see, I like it now!

now you`ve earned a ... houpla!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:18, archived)

Coo! ta.

*adds to enormous pile of houplas*

Three now . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)

The one man who could have saved the Pope...

The Victorian Doctor

(seb cridge, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

i hate

lucida handwriting almost as much as comic sans

but woo for victorian doctors

(hamchicken&peas, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:07, archived)

Tahoma is the way forward . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

Agency FB Condensed will always hold a place in my heart.

Either that or century gothic bold.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:12, archived)

Howard unveils his Manifesto

quick lunchbreak ms paintery

(hover_boy, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

bin dun...I'm sure..probably a million times...

But hey...can't have too much of a good thing!

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st3x, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:00, archived)

urgh

first JPG then GIF makes for ugly dithered artifacts...

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:02, archived)

how very queeeeeeeeeer!

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

I am starting to love firefox

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

it`s great

until you leave it running for a few days and notice it`s used over 400MB of RAM and it`s crawling along :(

still.. browser of choice

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:05, archived)

Because

Firefox doesn't let you download .exes and run them from your disk?

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:04, archived)

Use Linux.

Fool.

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cuntmuffin, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:07, archived)

mm! SUSE Linux 9.2 Pro on the cover of Linux magazine this month

I feel a web server upgrade coming on soon..

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:23, archived)

you're

a virgin, correct?

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shin0r, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:38, archived)

nice

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:24, archived)

what's all the fuss about firefox?

It's just a browser.

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shin0r, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:34, archived)

I didn't make this

But I wish I had.

Maybe GC

(brob, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:57, archived)

Pfft

My cat does that every day to me! But she doesn't really bite, just warning me :)

(devilstick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:59, archived)

yeah Spud does that too

then glares

.. and falls asleep again :)

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

OUCH!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:59, archived)

For the compo...

For the love of god, watch out for that bus!

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:00, archived)

yes GC

i think you'll find a board member made it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:01, archived)

cats are evil

(peewee13, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:05, archived)

That's no cat...

...it's some sort of bat-child. Whatever it is it's downright evil.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:06, archived)

When was that ever...

A CAT???WTF...Kill the bat monster thing!

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st3x, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:09, archived)

kill it

hard

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my name is will, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)

shiiiit!

RUN AWAY!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:10, archived)

In fact...send it my way...

I'm waiting...

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st3x, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:12, archived)

very strong pic

cat-fish...

(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:29, archived)

Found this in my archives from 2 years ago. With added ouch. Don't know who did it

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:25, archived)

Instructional lessons

Largese1

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)

Woo! Yay!

preferred the bone . . .
top work!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)

we know you do

...

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:01, archived)

Hahahahaha!

I see what you did there . . .
you fecker!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:02, archived)

Largese will be back

with his 'bone

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:02, archived)

Woo!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:04, archived)

weeeeee

And woo to the pic

(hamchicken&peas, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:00, archived)

Haha!

Watch it! They are in rival skate gangs!

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The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:01, archived)

Marionette 'o' fear laughs at you

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)

bloody hell

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:04, archived)

Kids nowadays

(hando jin - han wongs son, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

I 'kin hate Tom O connor

He's a minge

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BamaSS, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:54, archived)

seconded

*loads shotgun*
*passes shotgun*

(its a bloody shambles, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)

you won't like this then

www.geocities.com/tomoconnor_is_the_don

(hando jin - han wongs son, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:05, archived)

hee needs a buttplug

the hand gesture is perfect

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)

and it already inspired others

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:57, archived)

I know that buttplug

img31.exs.cx/img31/848/simsybuttplug0xc.jpg

^^ What my mate paintmashed me into grrrrrr

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Mercifull www.woo-yay.net, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:12, archived)

That's no pool ball... Oh shit!

Also, that's no pearoast, honest!

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Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

breaking really pisses em off -

3 in the side! woo

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)

Because Jolly is slow today:

(devilstick, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:50, archived)

RUDE

and Naughty

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

there is something

really really wrong about manga style nuns.

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

heh.

i wonder why

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

Aaargh!

Teh Nunnage.

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Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

Shocked?

We've had several sexy nun posts now, you should be used to it

www.b3ta.com/board/4449239#post4449258
www.b3ta.com/board/4293309
www.b3ta.com/board/4355799
www.b3ta.com/board/4353272#post4353315
www.b3ta.com/board/4337176#post4337212
www.b3ta.com/board/4293526
www.b3ta.com/board/4254690
www.b3ta.com/board/4247463

(Azzek!, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:01, archived)

Well, I'm used to it,

but still no where near tired of it.

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Goldfish_, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:35, archived)

Phwooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:51, archived)

Ahem!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:54, archived)

What do you want?

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:59, archived)

Who's talking to you, hippy!?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)

what?

I'm not talking to you, you've deserted by bra for the bra of a sexy nun.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:09, archived)

exactly!

DTH is no longer looking at Wasp Box's Bra!
that is all . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:13, archived)

that

gets spackerman's seal of approval!

2 thumbs up!

(radja, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

But cucumbers are made of water

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:53, archived)

innocently tastesesless

love her!

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)

FEAR THE PIKE

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:48, archived)

Don't tell them

Pike!

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Smallbrainfield, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:49, archived)

hahaha

by far the best episode

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:50, archived)

next to teh twain twacks

a twain comes awong and hits pike's peak! kewl

(Jogolo, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

cheeky b*stard...

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sinisterduck, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:47, archived)

Hahahaha

That am woo.
ANd rightly deserves a spot on the front page

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Brown cow, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:50, archived)

hahahah

bigbig woooo

(G10A9L, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:50, archived)

heh heh!!! I likey

However, Ken will have that double decker off him before he can say "congestion charge" and spoil all his fun.

(its a bloody shambles, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

nice!

"must have GSOH
and
exact change"

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Reckless_Rik, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 14:06, archived)

Actual methods used for selecting the new James Bond #17

fuse all previous Bonds into one.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:41, archived)

ooops

I thought that was Alexi Sayle for a minute

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bacon and egg roll is going to be big downunder, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:43, archived)

I'm a seeccchret agent, me!!

eh, eh?

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mechos, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:55, archived)

scWOOmp

Yes Miss Mincey Pincey

(Vernacular, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:45, archived)

Daniel Craig mincing!

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Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:48, archived)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mince!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:52, archived)

Low on oxygen, and hummus.

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TehPieBoy TheGoodShite.co.nr, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 13:37, archived)

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