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there was something about this restaurant that made spudsy nervous

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Purple Onion, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:15, archived)

You Sir,

are quite insane.

Woo!

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Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:17, archived)

Run spudsy run

before it's too late

(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:18, archived)

mmmm

now I am hungry

hehehe

(burger breath, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:23, archived)

Meow Ming.

(ana ng, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)

Nice first post

Woo!

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Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:10, archived)

bit of a cat theme going on ATM

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:12, archived)

I really have

put the pigeon amongst the cats (look for nodding radcliffe if you don't understand)

(Murray_H, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:15, archived)

yay kitties :D

squat, frat, caboon, moskittyo

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:17, archived)

GOOD LORD

i really don't know weather i really really want this..or i'm going to vomit
tinyurl.com/8sslb

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:23, archived)

Welcome to postability

keep em coming... no more lurkage :)

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Flash_Bastard, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:24, archived)

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

top shop

that is all

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:04, archived)

Top

banana.

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collapsibletank procreates, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:26, archived)

herb

soup

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GatheredCrustacean, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:04, archived)

awwwwww

what a cutie

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:04, archived)

Wow...

Is that a Squire Cat? I haven't seen one of those since I was last on the plains of Africa..

(Murray_H, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:05, archived)

Fabulous shop

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Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:06, archived)

that is so cool

you deserve some boob madness for this

click for pic (280K)

mod edit: sorry, that's a bit big for the board - try to keep anims about 150-200K

(holystorm, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:06, archived)

Awoooogah!

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Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:06, archived)

*transfixed*

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)

doesn't

fhm have some forum for tit obsessed wank like this?

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rogan, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:12, archived)

at 280K I`d hope so

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:13, archived)

damneth

80kb out

/cries

(holystorm, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:16, archived)

excellent

indeed

(burger breath, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:06, archived)

Evil Rainbow cat says:

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:09, archived)

thenk you

evil rainbow cat has a vere good mannirs (:

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:12, archived)

why woo yay?

why not whoo yeah or woo whee

([email protected], Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:01, archived)

wow

plus w/y/h

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:14, archived)

nice nice nice

woo!

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Purple Onion, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:18, archived)

That am

completely flawless

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dbond, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:36, archived)

A great pet,

until it tries to eat itself...

(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:47, archived)

P(igeon). Radcliffe

Isn't she nice, nodding to all the marathon fans on the course? They may be marathon fans, but they don't seem to be too fat....(sorry, I'll stop pretending to be old enough to remember snickers being marathons)

And I apologise if this is old school.

(Murray_H, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)

hehehe

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

DO IT

JUMP PAULA JUMP.

(Woody999, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:04, archived)

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)

Morning Rik.

I wonder what your post is about.

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barnesy, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)

Look at the feet!

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Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

That'll answer that then.

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barnesy, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

hello Barnsey!

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

hehehe

just cos a woman has no feet, it doesn't mean she doen't need new shoes

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)

Indeed.

If she wears shoes all the time, nobody has to know. Possibly.

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barnesy, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:03, archived)

she might get away with wearing the wellies

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:04, archived)

hehe

didn't see it at first

(burger breath, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:06, archived)

the problem with being footloose

is sometimes your foots come off /:

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:07, archived)

he he!

budum tish!

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Purple Onion, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:16, archived)

He's getting the hang of it now

Previously

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:45, archived)

hahahaha

woo!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:46, archived)

YES!

Frog: check
Pipe: check
Smoke ring skillz: check

Total: Woo Yay!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)

how

dapper (:

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:54, archived)

That smile

is upside down.

You're being mean to the smiley!

(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)

no - i'm just a bit backwards

*belm*

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:00, archived)

Yay!

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Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:55, archived)

Meh

I have one of those

Wooyay!

(Alfinch With wisdom comes owls, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)

haha woo!

how very dapper

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)

dapper

isn't that a small fish?

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:02, archived)

yay!

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rogan, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:59, archived)

Nice.

but can I just suggest this.

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Hoagie, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:01, archived)

oooh snap!

Didn't look to see if it had been done :(

Have a

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:06, archived)

even more ace

than the other, they are both ace

(holystorm, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:08, archived)

Wow. That pipe does the rounds

adds it to hall of fame.

But of course ceci n'est pas.....

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:08, archived)

fantastic stuff

and congrats on the FP :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:17, archived)

Cooorrrr!

my first FP!

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:27, archived)

Woo for smoking frogs and FPs

Smoke rings are cool

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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 18 Apr 2005, 0:38, archived)

It seems to be pearoast time

Before you pearoast, ask yourself this.....

If there was a board *specifically for pearoasts*, would anyone ever want go to it?

I want you to think about that for a sec.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:43, archived)

how could you pea roast if

there was only pearoasts?
edit :
click for pic (615 KB)

mod edit: lordy! far too big - try reducing the dimensions, the limit for the board should be about 150 - 200 KB

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:46, archived)

I still think

that's the waterfall in Monkey Island^tm

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Hoagie, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:50, archived)

I laughed hysterically the first time I saw this

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:53, archived)

615K?

Jesus Christ man!

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:57, archived)

well i think i shall pearost your pearoast,

and yes i would go to that board, but only to look at the reposts

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:49, archived)

Compo it,

Space monkey with added cleavage.

Clear winner.

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Hoagie, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:51, archived)

it's not really

a SPACE monkey though is it?

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:08, archived)

haha

strangely arousing

(Rence - God of Thunder, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:53, archived)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:56, archived)

Waiter! There's soup on my fly!

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Purple Onion, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:36, archived)

I'm terribly sorry sir,

please have this bottle of Croak Du Rhone on the house!
woo

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vladimir, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:38, archived)

Arf

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:42, archived)

arf

hahahaa

(Rence - God of Thunder, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:41, archived)

hehehehe

woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:42, archived)

hahaha

woo

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:47, archived)

Waiter?

"There's a soup under my fly!"

Surely?

woo!

(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)

it's well known that frogs have trouble with prepositions

"hey baby, i got somtin green and slimy for ya"

edit: and even worse with propositions

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Purple Onion, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:13, archived)

Strangley aroused

Must be time for bed.

Genius.

'Night.

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:54, archived)

Clickus Maximus
Roasted Pea from last night

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:32, archived)

as long as your pearoasting....

i shall TJ to say:

tinyurl.com/abp7b

what on earth is the last game/util on this phone? (last entry, second section under Accessory Functions)
EDIT: P.s I like jam

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:34, archived)

it might be a calender?

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:36, archived)

heh that's so cool

hmmm lunch thursday you say? let me check when i'm bleeding next...

You have 2 new messages, You have 0 fertalised eggs

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:40, archived)

Pfft

We can only guess

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:38, archived)

Kitten is an velociraptor

(Rence - God of Thunder, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:31, archived)

haha

*screech!*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:33, archived)

hehehe

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:36, archived)

Awwww!

what does he eat?

woo.

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:51, archived)

Most likley it feasts on

children

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:53, archived)

hehehe

entirely seam free (:

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:52, archived)

Oh no it's sunday again.

Thank god my mower can do this.

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Hoagie, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:26, archived)

Woo

Nice mower ;)

Edit: Go on, have a yay too. And a jammy dodger.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:28, archived)

that's

rather good
woot

(burger breath, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:28, archived)

very nice!

you are teh lawnmower man
AICMFP

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Purple Onion, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:40, archived)

Woo!

I wish mine could do that.

(Indole Ring, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:41, archived)

thats very woo!

:o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:43, archived)

that must have taken ages to make

have a woooooooooo (:

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amon - hooray :D, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:53, archived)

The Gayprix

(burger breath, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:26, archived)

mmmmm

burgers

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KittyWaste lives at Sleepingplanet.com, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:35, archived)

hahahah

woo!! :o)

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:40, archived)

hehe

can`t touch this

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:58, archived)

child catcher

shirley

(nunoncastors is more serious than cancer, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 11:20, archived)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:06, archived)

and a heart attack by the looks of it

woo!

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:08, archived)

HeeHee!

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Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:09, archived)

that butterfly made off with my nitrogen pills

I tried to get some other people in the park to stop it, but no one believed me

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:10, archived)

lend him a couple of your nitroglycerine tabs, old boy

there's a good chap

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Purple Onion, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:10, archived)

meh

I would but my knees are sore

.. from going down on Dottie

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:08, archived)

and then it got weird

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:09, archived)

you`re scaring me now

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:10, archived)

I guess that's an achievement, of sorts

having to compete with Rev. Jesse Couter, Jolly Jack, Yeknom, and a thousand people who spend their time staring and a man's stretched anus so they can make jokes about images involving circles
edit: if it makes you feel better, that's not poo...though I doubt that's any consolation

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:11, archived)

your not the only one

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)

phear ma 1337 sh0pping skillz

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:05, archived)

*phears*

Top punnage sir

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Pope George-Ringo quick Alter Boy, to the Popemobile, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:07, archived)

AAaarrrgh

the punnage!

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Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:07, archived)

ha ha ha!

I'm very afraid

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Purple Onion, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:14, archived)

Tommy Wiseau's the Room

Clearly this is a work of unparalleled cinematic genius, resplendant with bad dialogue and terrible acting. If you've not seen it, the trailer is an introduction to the unfathomable depths that are the glorious awfulness of this film:

www.theroommovie.com/trailers/roomlarge2.mov

But is there something more? A curious intersection of itunes and trailer revealed this bizarre match up between the music of Neutral Milk Hotel and the facial contortions of Tommy Wiseau. Add one Jeff Mangum and I think you have a recreation of the recording of the song, as Tommy milks every last sinew to produce those unearthly sounds:

www.srcf.ucam.org/~kc281/joyride/NMH_wiseau.mov (1MB)

(the most beautifully faced otter, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:51, archived)

I'm confused

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:54, archived)

Your not

the only one

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:03, archived)

eh?

who is that guy?

he looks like christopher walkens older, drug-addled brother

EDIT: The movie of the year? To who?

(Attention Whore, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:05, archived)

^this! hahahaha

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:07, archived)

I like the way they use the Afterburner computer game font

.. is that a real movie? it just looks too shit

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:12, archived)

Gay Bus Alert

This has to be the gayest bus i have clapped eyes on!

mapenn6052.fotopic.net/p13777920.html

(I'm the nasty bastard who takes your car away when its not taxed, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:39, archived)

and a rather suggestive

destination board too

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robh, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:40, archived)

This is on the side of our little town bus

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Hankster, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:47, archived)

and on glass bottom boat trips

down the Thames

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:48, archived)

I made a little brown fish!

/League of Gentlemen movie

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The Running Man, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:00, archived)

I love the

"Don't you dare take a picture of me in this" expression the drier is giving. Class.

(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:50, archived)

needs more pink.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:51, archived)

If only

they'd got the pink and the blue the other way round.

Think of the possible graffiti.

(Woody999, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:08, archived)

All hands on Dec

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Hankster, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:22, archived)

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:23, archived)

hahaha class!

could also be Peter "can I be a Mekon too?" Doherty

hey sexy

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:25, archived)

oh god, it's you

are you 40 yet?

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:25, archived)

gotta get to 30 first

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:26, archived)

hahahaha

yeah, right.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:27, archived)

ask your ma!

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)

*wanks*

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

The Fear!

The Fear!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:34, archived)

You know you could make this pic a lot creepier

by adding some gold rings

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:23, archived)

FIVE GOLD RINGS!

*panic buys gifts*

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

haahaa

the ladies lurrrrrve Dec

poor wee Ant

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:25, archived)

are you aware that that wee monkey there

sprayed his desk silver last Sunday?

Sadly I was too busy out eating roe and drinking teh beers to witness the event AS IT HAPPENED.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:28, archived)

hahaha

I saw his MSN name about spray cans or something...

what an eejit

aw bless

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:29, archived)

he's possibly the greatest mind of our times

he nearly wasn't, he overdosed on cold medicine last Friday and ended up in hospital...

you see what you're missing?

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:30, archived)

if he`d bother being on MSN instead of buying dodgy shirts, I`d be able to chat to him

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:31, archived)

they don't have MSN installed in IV drips

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:32, archived)

Pffft, what a genius!

'Ning Dottie!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:32, archived)

NONG!

this time last week I was about to go to The Sea Life Centre, where later a dogfish jumped out of the tank...

AND I MISSED IT.

I compensated by getting shitfaced.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:36, archived)

I blame 5olly.

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:43, archived)

actually, he wasn't there

but I DO blame 5olly for getting shitfaced on the Friday before. And glis.

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:45, archived)

Beer!

Beer??!!

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:37, archived)

it's like Guinness for protestants

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:39, archived)

Like old

Proddy Crow, here

nothing's too Orangey for him

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:41, archived)

hahaha that`s great!

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:15, archived)

Kinda ironic seeing as I only drink ale, wine and Guinness...

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:41, archived)

Groan!

(bdgr can't think of anything witty to type here, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:27, archived)

Gah!

Ha ha ha!

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King Ralph is drunk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:30, archived)

You sir

are puntastic:)

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Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:30, archived)

Great pun woo superduper etc..

shame about the explanation just before you see it.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 10:10, archived)

Some lasagna that I made earlier this evening

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 7:56, archived)

and now you are making me hungry

(coolzay, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:10, archived)

Ooh

i'll repost mine! But it's not nearly as good

_{(FIRST LASAGNA REPOST EVER YAY! i feel so deprived)}

(Azzek!, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:10, archived)

I wish I could

take credit for the recipe but it's not mine. I just follow directions. It's a no meat lasagna. You use:

- 3 cans of tomatoe sauce (with spices)
- ricotta cheese (with one egg) and basil and nutmeg
- 1/2 cup of extra virgin olive oil
- 3 large onions.
- lasagna noodles
- parmasan cheese
- mozarella cheese

Cut the onions up, mix in with sprinklings of nutmeg and basil and olive oil. Cook until transculent. Then mix in the 3 cans of tomatoe sauce. Boil lasagna noodles. Mix egg with ricotta cheese and basil and nutmeg.

Put butter on lasagna glass dish. Pour sauce on first layer, then noodles, then ricotta cheese (x3). On top goes the mozarella and sprinkle parmasan cheese on top for browning. Bake for 45 min. at 400 F. Then turn on top burner and cook for 3 min. to brown the top. Take out and eat. Yum!

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:22, archived)

Not Delia Smith

IT'S SATAN!
KILL IT!

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:33, archived)

You're confusing me with

Martha Stewart.

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:37, archived)

Dan Quayle lasagna?

Sounds good. Maybe too oniony for my tastes, though.

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Sexy Picard 2000, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:33, archived)

One onion, next time,

and lotsa mushrooms.

Legal mushrooms, so you don't wind up with What's Beneath.

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:38, archived)

hehehe

treading on his potatoes

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Reckless_Rik, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:07, archived)

I just made cheese toasties

Then spilt my fucking strawberry milkshake on them :|
Edit: still ate them

(Rence - God of Thunder, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:15, archived)

If they were still warm underneath

that sounds like a treat... I must have the munchies.

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:18, archived)

they were

but they went really flat, and a wee bit sickly to eat, but still, cheese toasties am teh woo

(Rence - God of Thunder, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:20, archived)

Not fair

Perfectly toasted cheese.

I'm gonna' make four quiches and make you watch me eat them, you sick fark!

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:16, archived)

Hahaha,

ok. But I'm going to be naked.

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:28, archived)

Who are you

Delia Fucking Smith?

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Hankster, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:18, archived)

Does she have a penis?

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:22, archived)

yes

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Hankster, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:23, archived)

You should have used less frog..

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Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:30, archived)

Hahahaha

*smashes lasagna with fist*

/edit: *eats frog*

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:31, archived)

You RULE

Ever dropped acid, made/ordered food, then just stared at it?

That's how it is.

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:35, archived)

Yes indeed

Dropped it on my foot once - ate through my boots.....

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Vulthoom, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:38, archived)

You

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:41, archived)

I once dropped a hit of acid

and read "Night of the Mary Kay Komandos" - a Berk Breathed/Bloom County cartoon strip book. I read/looked at the same panel for about an hour and kept laughing at Opus.

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:43, archived)

That sounds like

An hour well spent, actually.

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:45, archived)

It was.

Breathed was one of the funniest cartoonists. Bill the Cat was the best.

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:47, archived)

I have to wonder

What he and Watterson are up to now...

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:49, archived)

Yes!

Those were the two best of all time. C & H was a close 2nd. I will never forget the transmogrifier.

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 8:51, archived)

The sick esthetic behind the snowmen,

the whole fuck-it-all attitude; There's a web page devoted to proving that Calvin grew up to be 'Jack' and Hobbes is Tyler Durden...

Calvin and Hobbes is EVIL and worthy of much study and reflection.

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:02, archived)

Yes .... evil ....

*steps back a few feet*

/edit: seriously. I don't see it. That stuff was pretty innocent.

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:05, archived)

I mean it in a good way

But Calvin is innocent: of compassion, respect, generosity, except toward his tiger.

He really raises a finger to the rest of the world [two fingers to brits] and reality in general.

I love the archetype: brat, which actually excludes the concept: pack. It's an individuation thing and it's my totem, for sure.

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:12, archived)

Oh ok.

=)

I thought you meant *evil*, not evil.

(asdfsadfasdfasdf, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:32, archived)

I really meant wicked!

(Somerreign, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:36, archived)

welcome to

www.ratemylasagne.com

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dotmund .co.uk, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 9:06, archived)

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