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# his company rakes in 32k an hour
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(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:23, archived)
# is it a games company?
arf!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:24, archived)
# LOW FUCKING POLY!!?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:24, archived)
# he is a camel.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:25, archived)
# AYCYFP
:~)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)
# hahaha
and top pic
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)
# woo!
.. and testing - I can`t friggin` post pics
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)
# i just saw that chaucer one,
was quite good
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)
# I changed it
and when I tried to use "is a alien" in the title, the pic wouldn`t post.. on two different browsers

another filter?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)
# this reply is a alien
...
edit: well, this seems to work
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:42, archived)
# the board being this slow has made me resort to this
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(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)
# with extra anchovies
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:25, archived)
# that is grrrreat.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:25, archived)
# Haha
yours is better
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)
# best version of the meme ever
:~)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)
# definately
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:28, archived)
# I fucking love
that pic :)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:33, archived)
# This is fucking ace
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(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)
# wow
nice woo yay, very clever.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:36, archived)
# the rotors fuck my head up.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:47, archived)
# hahahaha
you gigi with iT.
10
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:49, archived)
# haha
did he get a free bottle of coke for late delivery?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Aye
And some garlic bread
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:33, archived)
# (May contain traces of NSFW)

(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:18, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:20, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:21, archived)
# shameless roast cos...
a.) tis slow
b.) i wanna tell you a joke

Woman goes to doctors explaining that every time
she opens her legs her nether regions starts to sing
"Is this the way to Amarillo",
and the Doc replies "Dont worry, every c@nts been singing
that lately
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:13, archived)
# every night i'll be hugging my pilloooooow.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:13, archived)
# dreaming dreams of amarillo...
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:14, archived)
# where sweet maria waits for me
next song: highway to hell
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:27, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
*slap!*
ha ha ha ha ha
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Haha!

added bouncyness courtesy of the hedgehog!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:17, archived)
# i'd buy one
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:00, archived)
# Quo and Starwars - fandabidozie!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:01, archived)
# I'd buy one too
ye gods...I used to have all the figures from the first series. Well, not all, but a lot.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)
# lol
ages 44 and up woo
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:09, archived)
# hahahaha
woo to pic as well
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:20, archived)
# very well done.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:12, archived)
# "oooh, I know dear, yes, I know..."

this lovely likkle flower is in my garden, isn't she lovely.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:56, archived)
# Pansyrillagoatsemonster
will eat you
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:00, archived)
# i did
toy with the idea of Goatse.

but then haven't we all at some time?...No? just me then....
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:03, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:00, archived)
# ...
Oh, I know......[/obscure fawlty towers reference]
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:40, archived)
# smart girl
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(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:45, archived)
# nice effect,
like some sort of indiana jones find.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)
# thanks
:)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:48, archived)
# she knows all
and sees all.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)
# ARRGHHH
SHE'S OFF DOCTOR WHO!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:47, archived)
# It was SCARED!
It was SCARED!!!

'Ning, all
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)
# 'smart' ?
smart.. ? you draining my urine ?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:08, archived)
# Well, her brain doesn't actually glow in real life
but she has a doctorate (a real one) and is probably one of the most intelligent leaders in the world today. Some see Condi as a potential President.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:12, archived)
# hmmm...
her doctarate comes from within her own self-rightous culture and hence would be totaly worthless outside of it.
You only compare her to the world leaders that share her 'totalitarian agriculturist'lies , that of ' the freedom to consume, pollute and compete with the rest of the world' for the benefit of the 'few ' extrememly rich, the very reason we are on an evolutionary dead end route that we currently are driving down.
Is she potential president material when she self-rightously insists on driving the rest of the planet down the same route ?..
i think NO... and that anyone that tries to do what she does is either very very stupid and closed minded to other ways of living, OR are extremly evil and would be better off if she killed herself.
... no,... realy!...
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)
# Oh, I see.
You're one of those people.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:33, archived)
# yes
he is....:)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Do you mean that a doctarate earned in the US is invalid?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:38, archived)
# he probebly
doesnt need one...
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:44, archived)
# ..
i mean a doctarate that studies its own culture to work better within its self, is totally useless outside of its own bubble, unless of course you force it on other cultures and change those cultures to live and follow the same story as your own culture, force them to live in your bubble .

If capitalism fails, and it will, she will be right out of luck, which is why she is doing her best to keep forcing it on the world and other cultures that see things differently.

Remember that agriculture, civilisation, competition,,.. are unnatural to the human species and everything that stems from these points is also unnatural. The totalitarian agriculturist culture most of us live in ,wants you to belive that thesze things are natural, when in fact they are not when you study other cultures or any history of how we got to where we are today..
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:48, archived)
# She's the sun in my universe*


* not my universe

nice one
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:08, archived)
# After much deliberation;


/incites racial hatred
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:43, archived)
#


click it hard.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:45, archived)
# I'm off to
the seventh level of Hull.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)
# I tried to click it
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:47, archived)
#
Try it now.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:54, archived)
# No! Not again!
I had forgotten about that.

It's been nearly a year, and the nightmares had stopped.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:59, archived)
# I'm eating a cheese
and chutney sarney you git!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:01, archived)
# mwahahaha
after getting tricked into seeing tubgirl just minutes ago I remembered to look at the bar!
/feels proud
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:22, archived)
# not much shopping done, and it's not particularly relevant...
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but bar safety is always important.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:36, archived)
# wow
now i am safe.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's genius
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:40, archived)
# hehe
What if they tell you too pour your precious pint down the drain?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:43, archived)
# don't worry
you can take it out in a plastic cup
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:44, archived)
# ah, good idea
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:45, archived)
# Easy!
Ask them if they'd like to see you down it in one.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:11, archived)
# Froody!
Woo, and indeed, yay.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:49, archived)
# I feel much safer now
/feels much safer now
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:11, archived)
# woo!
go brooksy go!
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 2:18, archived)
# Yummy
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)
# woo.
yay
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:47, archived)
# oooh,
want some!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)
# Quick and nasty!
Not hosted by photobucket.

Seamless.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:16, archived)
# Noice
Minor TJ: Just watched this ad from America, cynicism was put to one side for a second as I felt it was actually quite touching...and then the end came up (Def NSFW because of sponsors on the site.)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:23, archived)
# The sponsors were the best bit
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:27, archived)
# That cannot be genuine...
Perhaps I have too much faith in human kind, but that must have been doctored.

EDIT: Woo to the pic as well.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:27, archived)
# I suspect the words have been altered.
Budweiser does seem to be keen to involve itself with sending a message of thanks to american troops. But not in a flippant way like that. But I may be wrong. From their website:
Anheuser-Busch will air a 60-second “salute” television ad during the broadcast of the Super Bowl to honor those who serve our country.
So I expect that's what we've just seen, and I kind of doubt those were the original words.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:32, archived)
# The real thing just said "Thank You"
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:26, archived)
# I heard of an incident like that at an airport
-- but this was a staged and professionally produced "reproduction", with many different camera angles and no doubt a number of takes. No way a whole studio full of equipment just happened to be there.

So it might be in the "fake but accurate" category, with changed words at the end.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:38, archived)
# That's 95% real
It was a Super Bowl advert, I seen it I tell ya, seen it with me own two eyes!

It just said "Thank You" at the end though, the non-beer drinkers bit was added
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:24, archived)
# FWAHAHAHA!!!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:58, archived)
# Is it a trap?
I wouldn't mind some cheese right now
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:13, archived)
# yes, trap
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:27, archived)
# I found out the hard way
:(
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:50, archived)
# why i oughta
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:51, archived)
# hehe
He is teh quick :)
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:12, archived)
# Mike Leigh to direct the new Star Trek film......
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:50, archived)
# "welcome on board the Enterprise... for a night on the razzle"
lovely!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:51, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:52, archived)
# hahahahahah
wosh
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] bling bling monkey


original image sourced from Chav scum
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Seamless.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:43, archived)
# Totally
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:44, archived)
# yeah it was
a quicky - and im using the touch pad on my laptop
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)
# You have my sympathies there
My laptop touchpad is the only pointing device I've got at the moment, it's a complete arse for any sort of graphics stuff.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)
# what!?!?!
i use my laptop touchpad for all my drawings, it's magnificent, i have a graphics tab but don't use it.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:55, archived)
# but then you are an genius
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:02, archived)
# This ^

(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:08, archived)
# No insult intended!
I laughed, I laughed!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:47, archived)
# Indeed
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:45, archived)
# who the hell posted a picture of Down on teh Farm on chavscum?
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:44, archived)
# david
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:50, archived)
# naughty David... bad David

*looks for the spanking paddle*
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:51, archived)
# Ouch
That's a bad shaving cut.

Edit: and paste
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:51, archived)
#
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(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Oooh, he looks angry
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Go Paula go!

Pink Floyd - Iraqi stylee -
listen or download here

(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)
# hahaha
quickly done
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:34, archived)
# Nice one!
I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer given earlier

Paula Look Behind you!

(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:37, archived)
# hahaha
She's a shitter, not a quitter.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:39, archived)
# Frffffgh! Hahahahahah
...spits tea.....
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:40, archived)
# ha.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)
# Haha
Congrats on FP
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:00, archived)
# Tee hee!
The expression on Paula's face is pretty much spot on.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:00, archived)
# go go go
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:01, archived)
# Teh Clarkson Kid
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:47, archived)
# yah
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 14:06, archived)
# He eats
Quorn Flakes
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 15:04, archived)
# kick it!
!!
(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 13:09, archived)
# That am
de fucking woo.

(, Sun 17 Apr 2005, 20:18, archived)
# Is this one of those
"if you're not a pom you won't get it" things?
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 11:53, archived)
# she
was running a marathon, and stopped to take a shit - in the open.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2005, 21:08, archived)

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