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put it out Kat man!

(phantomjack Tue 20 Mar, 3:18, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:57, archived)

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thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:05, archived)

put it out with sand kat man

(phantomjack Tue 20 Mar, 3:18, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:11, archived)

well

got a source pic and im not havin much luck changin it
this is attempt 1 and 2

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

and heres the source

hot isnt she?
my friends girlfriend, lucky basterd

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:01, archived)

seamless!

but woo! to tha Paint Massive.

: )

there's something unnerving about the original.

I think it's the pose.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:03, archived)

kind of

but look at that chest.

i think it makes up for it somehow.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:06, archived)

in spite of myself

I'm lookin'.

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:06, archived)

my friend

met her in a mental ward

not even kiddin

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:08, archived)

ahahah

I'm sure she's lully.

So long as she keeps taking those little pink pills.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:32, archived)

well

she does look like shes about tom tear your eyes out
but gosh durn'it i like taht in a woman!

im off to bed

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:06, archived)

I suggest that it is a combination

of her arms being at odd angles, and her having a rather short face accentuated by large eyebrows.

but all in all quite acceptable

edit - *posts, runs, sleeps*

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Or is it?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:09, archived)

hmm

hadnt noticed taht

edit: night

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Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:10, archived)

*eats soul*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:29, archived)

eh?

(5:45, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:57, archived)

Subtlety is key...

I saved it a bit too compressed, methinks. It looked seamless, I swear.

(mikebaja, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:02, archived)

teh rik?

woo!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:11, archived)

She's a...

...bunny boiler. No doubt about it.

(BeerPoweredNoiseFrenzy, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:21, archived)

Oh, yeah!?!

File size is a bit big, I know, but it gets mashed at any other setting.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:21, archived)

oh! play that thing!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:26, archived)

Solo!!!

Take it Purple!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:35, archived)

get them headphones on

it's bebop time.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:44, archived)

it's dinosaur jr round this 'ere neck of the woods

freak scene, just can't believe this ...

dooby doo, dooby doo

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:47, archived)

sweet

my wake-up music this week is Pretty Hate Machine.

yeah, that really makes ya wanna go to work.

: D

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:49, archived)

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:54, archived)

awww

a special valveless ~~tuba~~ sousaphone, for those without fingers.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:59, archived)

Sha-ba-doo-jack-do-wa-woo!

It's a trio!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:59, archived)

uh-skibbidee bap bammm

mmm-SPLAWW!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:01, archived)

also:

I can't believe this didn't get a bigger response:

www.b3ta.com/board/4728046

"free bell inside!"

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:52, archived)

Awwww.

Yes, that IS quite lully.

(Pseudonym, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:54, archived)

this is pretty frickin' sweet, too

www.b3ta.com/board/4309073

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:59, archived)

Stalker!!!

Help, I'm be'in groomed!!! [/;-P

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:07, archived)

nonsense!

now KEEP STILL.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:33, archived)

aaaahhhh ... missed that one

*fluffs*

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:59, archived)

Thx

The box could have been a bit better.
ie. I'm lazy.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:03, archived)

Hey you

Look what I found!

(Pseudonym, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:52, archived)

heheh

wicked.

I, too, have tasted my first Jaffa Cake.

(Weevilgrl has also sourced some, stopped by my place and fed me one)

...it was very delicious.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:54, archived)

...

Is Weevilgrl a westie? I know Arsenic is, so this shop will be right close by. Should you get the jaffacake cravings, "Izards" is the name of the shop.

www.b3ta.com/board/4731374

(Pseudonym, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:56, archived)

ahahah

currently, she is.

Remember?

www.b3ta.com/board/4723761

I guess that's where she picked them up, too...

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:05, archived)

Ah, yes...

But it sounds like she went over to the Shore to get them - www.b3ta.com/board/4723805

These ones are considerably closer to home. :)

(Pseudonym, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:10, archived)

oh yeah

that's right.

I've just shifted to Mt Eden, but I now know it's worth the mish.

: )

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:34, archived)

i feel duty bound to order some jaffa cakes

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:10, archived)

WAKE UP....and go to bed.

flashy fluff.

(MegoHulk Cheap as chips, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:05, archived)

thet is the best order in which to do things

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:54, archived)

Adventures in 2-D

(ZabulonPatriarcha, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:42, archived)

Yo mama.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:46, archived)

???

FITNESS CELEBRITY JOHN BASEDOW

(ZabulonPatriarcha, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:50, archived)

let's have a randomness duel

(ZabulonPatriarcha, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:51, archived)

*does pelvic floor exercises*

/autocomplete

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:57, archived)

that reminds me of Tenacious D

and thier "Cock Pushups". As Jack Black said: "One is all you need"

(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:03, archived)

with karate i'll kick your ass

from here to right over there
oh yeah ya motherfucker
gonna kick your fucking derriere, yeah

you broke the rules, now i'll pull out all your pubic hair

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:23, archived)

"Like Wogan's Cock"

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:34, archived)

I'm sure you do

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:45, archived)

SEXY HELIOGABALUS SINGLES

your move hotshot

(ZabulonPatriarcha, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:48, archived)

*hustles*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:49, archived)

ooh

interesting:

"One of the worst Roman Emperors was Heliogabulus. He was proclaimed a god at fourteen years of age, and became the high priest at the pantheon of Baal, the Syrian sun-god. In 219, largely due to the scheming of his mother, Heliogabulus became emperor of Rome. He was a practical joker, a spendthrift and a gourmand. He never gave a banquet that cost less than 100,000 sesterces (about $10,000), and often he would pay up to 3,000,000 sesterces. Furthermore, he retired the ancient gods of Rome and replaced them with the Syrian customs he was familiar with. The residents of Rome were offended by many of the eastern rites. In 222, Heliogabulus was assassinated."

..no wonder the empire collapsed.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 6:53, archived)

Shock article on the kitse.cx site

Extra kitten and Original kitse pic and Oh wow! How many kittens?

(halfcut, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:39, archived)

CATSEX!

(DrLZRDMN, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:44, archived)

excellent

so many previous posts rolled in one. yay!

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:16, archived)

ahahhahahah

woot!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:27, archived)

And so to bed.

Probably to have nightmares containing tubkitten.....Night all.

(halfcut, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:31, archived)

Poor little

chap. I remember just how he feels.

(Pseudonym, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:37, archived)

heheh

I saw lemonparty for the first time the other day.

I was distinctly underwhelmed.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 5:45, archived)

No! Not

catse!

(ladycat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:29, archived)

ah ah

a bit early for teh hardcore kitten action but that made me laugh

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olivier8 (euroloon), Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:15, archived)

Lol

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Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)

Going to bed now

I'll leave you with this one:

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:34, archived)

Haha

Woo!

I need sleep now. G'night b3ta!

(Andy-, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:35, archived)

class

thanks for stopping by!

you've enriched my afternoon.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:35, archived)

Woo for executions!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:36, archived)

Very nice

this happened to a friend of mine

(CMYK Excess consumption may have a laxative effect, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:47, archived)

Sooner or later

it happens to us all.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:58, archived)

brilliant

(ZabulonPatriarcha, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:43, archived)

hahaha

excellent

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 7:25, archived)

Not very long ago, on a messageboard the other side of the atlantic

There was a "photoshop this picture" topic about this pic

img166.echo.cx/img166/5120/girl6hh.jpg

but my effort was wasted, since noone knew what it was about. Please tell me some Brits are still awake to appreciate this one

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:09, archived)

Sooty!

Yaaaaay!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:16, archived)

doughnut punching?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:21, archived)

Actually

It's a Bagel

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:23, archived)

a kosher butt-pirate, then.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:26, archived)

Izzy whizzy let's get busy!

*unzips fly*

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:25, archived)

If I ever got off the internet to get a chick

I would use that line all the time

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)

wouldn't recommend it

try "get your coat, luv, you've pulled"

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:29, archived)

and then puke on her shoes

CLASSY.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)

In other news,

I just found 'the new nohands'

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:32, archived)

Awesome

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:35, archived)

what a showoff

I love him already.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:35, archived)

He just had to be on his tip-toes, didn't he?

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Or is it?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:38, archived)

I heard on bbc radio1 that there's a dog in japan

that can walk on its hind legs.

scary.

(it's probably also got a robot suit...)

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:40, archived)

what sex is that person?

...and I don't mean sooty.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:26, archived)

underage

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)

damn...

I suppose.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)

Female

Or so the original poster of it said.

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)

I realise now that the link above contains the string "girl"

too much programming late at night.

and I just said "string".

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:37, archived)

Tell me, does the number

"402" mean much to you?

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 8:10, archived)

No....

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(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 14:41, archived)

O RLY?

YA RLY!

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:05, archived)

eeexcellent

how much for some of what you're on?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:06, archived)

I'd tell you

but you couldn't afford it!

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:10, archived)

straight to the source, baby

*sterilises works*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:21, archived)

the tramps don't drink it...

...because the tramps can't /afford/ it!

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)

quit hogging that lighter fluid, you

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:31, archived)

Throw yourselves into the road ...

you haven't got a chance !

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OneOfSome, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:37, archived)

Crazy.

Woo!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:18, archived)

PRETTY FUCKING PUNNY

(ZabulonPatriarcha, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:03, archived)

*roffles*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:07, archived)

in Salad Cream?

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:08, archived)

have a

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OneOfSome, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:14, archived)

Is that

Peter Sellers?

(Rabid_Weasle, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:30, archived)

yep

as seen in the original lolita

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OneOfSome, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:38, archived)

Woo! Hurrah for Kubrick!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:09, archived)

I like ponies, do you like ponies? I like ponies

Wanna see up my dolly's dress?

(

yeah, sure

best of all the animals.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:21, archived)

yay for

PONY PLAY !!

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OneOfSome, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:26, archived)

AHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I hope she breaks her fucking leg.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:27, archived)

who's a pritty kitty ?

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OneOfSome, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)

WTF

lol, thats deffo a WTF

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:03, archived)

ho ho

you fucking loon.

WOO!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:19, archived)

Special KKK

3 times the goodness!

It didn't come out as well as I'd have liked though.

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:53, archived)

Also

somebody probably already did it.

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:54, archived)

pffft

well done

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:02, archived)

yeah! everyone's scared of ghosts...

have a hellacious huzzah.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:22, archived)

Glad it was well recieved

Thanks all

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:29, archived)

Sorry :(

(Spence - The artist formerly known as Hintz, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:46, archived)

I like your style

woo, and yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:31, archived)

come on, you cunts!

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gazz, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:31, archived)

BONKERS!!

MASSIVE!

(Arkanoid, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)

yessssssssss

*raves*

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:25, archived)

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?, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)

jammin'.

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Shiksa, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:14, archived)

a-wicky wicky-woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:16, archived)

Fab eyes!

as ever, nice 'shoppage.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:25, archived)

haha

i've been outclassed. woo yay

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gazz, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:33, archived)

Quick and dirty

Kid's colouring pages today... Jeez.
Here's the original

(organizm replaced your Jaffa cakes with shit pies., Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)

**vomits**

And your version is disturbing too!

(puggs, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:19, archived)

Good night kids

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MrA, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:05, archived)

Good night!

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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:06, archived)

Time to feel up a midget?

You know what that means...

Double Jeopardy!

(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:08, archived)

hehe

makes me think of family guy, a little boy is stuck down a well, and the only person who has long enough arms to get him out is too busy tickling a midget in a tree to help

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Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:09, archived)

You're not my wife!

(

hahaha

you can always somehow relate family guy to any conversation.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 4:01, archived)

Danny Devito!

G'night.

(Andy-, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:10, archived)

or feel down

as the case may be.

goodnight!

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Shiksa, Thu 9 Jun 2005, 3:13, archived)

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