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# Evening All...
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(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
'mazing! :)
"wetter than an otter's pocket"
love it!
(kitten nest, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:30, archived)
# haha, thanks...
it am my favourite ever line. Doesn't go down too well at posh dinner parties hosted by my (ex)in-laws.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:35, archived)
# how strange...
it makes me want to hump your leg
(kitten nest, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:37, archived)
# oh....okay
allow me to remove my spaghetti laderhosen first though. And to put on my rubber pants.

edit: you see its talk like that, that gets me from flop to pop in under 30 seconds....woo!
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:38, archived)
# lederhosen, eh?
hot
(kitten nest, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:41, archived)
# well, fairly warm.
I have found nothing gets a gusset moister however, than fat old me, unicycling through the room, wearing a gold thong and nipple tassels with attractive plaits in my shoulderblade hair.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:44, archived)
# ha!
what a disarmingly pleasing mental image
thanks :P
(kitten nest, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:47, archived)
# a pleasure.
You'll be gusset-typing all night now! I know I will.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:49, archived)
# haha, get a room you filthbucket. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:49, archived)
# *gets room*
*waits*



shitbitch ;)
(kitten nest, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:53, archived)
# How's you?
Got an email from Phillips saying he ain't coming back! Argh!

Oh, and I lost my phone too. Pishbums.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:54, archived)
# hahahahhahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:34, archived)
# Hahaha
most woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Cripes, this is unshopped

If you can't read it, it says Debbie's dubbeldik boek (book)
I was looking for a sign of a cafe in Holland called Dubbeldik (double thick sandwiches)
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:25, archived)
# as if Debbie's Dubbeldik wasn't enough
Strips strips strips?!!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:36, archived)
# rough translation
"Debbies double-thick book"

"comics, comics, comics"

"further inside,
short stories,
puzzels,
quizes [?],
handicrafts"
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:39, archived)
# yup ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Not double
penetration then??

Edit: sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:52, archived)
# Debbies Superdikke Dubbele Penetratiegids
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 20:00, archived)
# heh
Debbies super-fat double penetration guide!

//edit: I guess with a good imagination you cen even make "goudengids" [or "golden guide"] kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 20:05, archived)
# I think I can, yes ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 20:25, archived)
# Oh Marylin...
been done?
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(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:24, archived)
# hehe
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:31, archived)
# I can almost see his
throbbing member
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:46, archived)
# bored.


(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:24, archived)
# ooh hark at Mr. <a href=""> instead of <img src=""> ;)
top pic

it has cheered me up no end and stopped me thinking about freezer defrostation and trying to put soggy things in the oven for dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:25, archived)
# haha
im was confused for a while to why it wouldnt work and then it all made sense.


soggy is always good.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:28, archived)
# phil's so prowd of his new calling in life

(pearoast from last night. mmmm... peas)
(kitten nest, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:20, archived)
# As long as this stops him from singing,
it's fine with me.

Woo to the sow!
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:22, archived)
# The sow seems to have some kind of growth that looks like Phil collins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:24, archived)
# yay he got it back
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:11, archived)
# Awesome!
The expression on the doggies face at the end is perfect.

Have my highest woo:

(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:16, archived)
# thanks
p.s. its ment to be furtive
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:18, archived)
# Yes!
Evil board-stealing dog foiled!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:18, archived)
# fantastic as ever
you rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:19, archived)
# aww
'tis 100% of ace! woo!
(kitten nest, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:21, archived)
# Hahahaha
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:22, archived)
# And here's a pun for you
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)
# Compo?
and poo woo!
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:05, archived)
# nope
it's not for the compo
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:07, archived)
# and I just remembered the other pic I did with those...

ps- it's John Prescott
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:06, archived)
# Zildjian A Panties?
badum, tish?
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:08, archived)
# sex cymbal?
drummer slut?
???
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:12, archived)
# No, they're
Cradle Of Filth knicks

so filthy sex cymbal?



I am an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:16, archived)
# sex cymbal
is right. It's quite hard to portray a cymbal sexually!
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:18, archived)
# I just thought of an epilogue.
Panil sevin
Panil ate
Panil nein!

Previously.
(dungeoneer, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)
# How modular.
cheap as chocolate?

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! DaSchop gippie, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:10, archived)
# I fucking hate the new oompah loompahs
Badly done cloning :(
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:26, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 20:07, archived)
# she's single and looking... find her on love@lycos
(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:52, archived)
# baggsy the right bap
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:53, archived)
# wouldn't be the first time.....
.... you've felt a right tit

*slits wrists*
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:16, archived)
# hahaha
pub next week?

I decided to defrost the bloody freezer today instead of going to the pub tonight.. the excitement is palpable
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:19, archived)
# bloody rock and roll
you should have got a self defrosting one, pub is a possibility
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:21, archived)
# me buy a freezer? are you gay or something
it`s HERs and HERs it will stay!

buying a freezer indeed! PAH! PAAA-HA-HAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:26, archived)
# that's why you will never get one with a ice dispenser
that you can fill with vodka
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:30, archived)
# what a nifty idea! frozen booxe
I might try that if I can find the ice thingie
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:32, archived)
# you could always leave the freezer door open and go to the pub
when you get back it will be done
(I helped save b3ta! Malaka omdz, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:27, archived)
# there lies the problem... the top bit where the drip try hides is the most iced up bit
so when the drip tray is in the bottom position to collect the drips, they fall further and make splishy splashes and soak teh floor

.. plus the pub`s in London and I can`t be arsed now to get ready and endure London`s (24 hour city you know) 12 hour transport system :(
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:29, archived)
# was there a bash tonight?
i was not informed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:32, archived)
# hmm. Political Punch!

(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Woo
Source?
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:35, archived)
# copy right bill?
hmm
(whatsinaname, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:35, archived)
# I meant the source image
Unless he drew it all. In which case ultra-woo.
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:41, archived)
# Source
is available here
from

try using the search function in gutenberg and you can find lots of Public Domain stuff

[This is from Punch from 1891 !]

(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:43, archived)
# Thanks!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:02, archived)
# Thank you



(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:06, archived)
# yeah, that's generally how it works...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:42, archived)
# he is all upset now
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:29, archived)
# Yay!
and woo for teh nice work
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:33, archived)
# Awwww noooo!
Give him his board back!

can't surf without baud
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Thats incredible!
One of the best things ever!

*Has finished work and is glad it's Saturday*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:42, archived)
# Woo to this!
More Domo stop motion animotions!
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:03, archived)
# Inspired by the Magritte painting
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:26, archived)
# I'm scared now...
someone hold me up the anus
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)
# hahaha
ARSE!!! FEK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:58, archived)
# The big blonde with dumb tits!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)
# "Mingers On Ice - The Musical"?
don`t remember it

woo to teh shoppery
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Is she.....
cumming or going ?
Woo & Yay BTW
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Just lovely!
You can still kiss her while doing her from behind
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:33, archived)
# :s
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Russia the Sequel:


For those who like their English as well as their Ruskie. :)

Happy Now?! *G*
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] or
Sexy
Sexy
Sexy
Rasputin

compo'd
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:26, archived)
# lover of the Russian Queen
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)
# cor
I love how you compo'd it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:47, archived)
# it's only pronounced SSSR
you should at least use cyrillic (c;
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Covered All Bases
I did. :P

See my CCCP one from earlier.

(I think.)
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Phonetically....
it sounds : 'ess'..'ess'..'ess'..'air' but
written as C.C.C.P and as I have had pointed out for my entries this is not an acronym.

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Actually "ess ess ess rreh"
/Uberpedant
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:40, archived)
# actually "ess ess ess RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:41, archived)
# *backs away*

that reminds me of hotshots, the S.S.Ess
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:44, archived)
# RRAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Thanks for pointing this out
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:46, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:28, archived)
# Har har
SSSR ^ up there

CCCP V down there

*snick*
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:43, archived)
# ha!
yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Roadsigns are such a distraction!
(Das UberWoo, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:20, archived)
# I agree
So are road paintings

(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:24, archived)
# ey?
down fuck the slow?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:26, archived)
# Those poor simpletons.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:30, archived)
# Your weird.
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:05, archived)
# His weird what?
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:16, archived)
[challenge entry] More compo...
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
# I like this:)
Although id have gone with Size Of Cock Officer
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:20, archived)
# would you really have much to show him?
Maybe I've been wrong about you conservatives...
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I Hated History Lessons...
(FightingComet got Boost Power on, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:10, archived)
# yes
but actually CCCP is Russian for SSSR

/pedant and loving it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:12, archived)
# schwartzeneggar shatfaced sharpie rectums?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)
# I believe you mean USSR
/trumpedpedant
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:14, archived)
# no
that's just the english translation of it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Pronounced SSSR in puccian
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Oooh, I learned something today
Who says I'm wasting my life here?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Hahaha
all your friends?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:17, archived)
# And my family, my teachers and...
damnit...
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
# everyone else
but never tell them the truth
(I helped save b3ta! BigWhiteTelephones, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
# "...we'll change the couuuuuuuntry bit by bit
So nobody will notice it.
But just to proove we're quite sincere,
We'll sing 'The Red Flag' once a year!"
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:13, archived)
# They did have awfully good famines though!
:)
(Curt Sibling, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:14, archived)
# Uh-oh
I first read that as fannies
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)
# they
still have awfully good fannies


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:23, archived)
# Funny,
because its a corporate logo now. Weird how that happened. Hey everybody let's rebel against the system and purchase a Che Guevara t-shirt from your local massive clothing chain!
(Mit, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:18, archived)
# Exactly
As Mr. Zappa said: everybody is wearing a uniform and don't kid yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:21, archived)
# I'm in an Egyptian mood today...
(Curt Sibling, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:04, archived)
# Sparklynips!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:05, archived)
# yes?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:06, archived)
# hello!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:07, archived)
# hehe
sparklynips was an old b3ta nickname for me courtesy of rapitinui

the only picture i've ever posted of myself, with my head shopped onto a fat kid holding sparklers to his nipples
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:10, archived)
# Please allow me
to unsheath my sword!
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:07, archived)
# Permission granted!
Just be careful where you swing it!

Hoho!
(Curt Sibling, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:12, archived)
# Stand back
*zip
*unsheath
(Sounds of women screaming)
(StinkyCheeseMan, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)
# i would
but she'd probably crush me between her thighs
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:08, archived)
# You say that like its a bad thing
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:09, archived)
# but i need my internal organs inside of me
i don't want to end up like that mouse that northernwifeb3ta killed
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:11, archived)
# True, but what a way to go out!
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:15, archived)
# Have
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:08, archived)
# pointy
hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:09, archived)
# Jings!
sphinxtastic

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:14, archived)
# I like this
although her feet look a bit weird, but I'll woo it anyway: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:16, archived)
# That deserves a
(I helped save b3ta! coder.keitaro I like pies!, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 18:52, archived)

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