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# I'm not sorry
click (nsfw)

mod edit: well I'm sorry - that's not safe for work
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:05, archived)
# Yuk!
That is disgusting.

*shudders*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:06, archived)
# Whaddayagot against proboscis monkeys?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:08, archived)
# Nothing really. Its just a bit sick.
Actually...where can I get one? Can you stroke them?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:09, archived)
# In Borneo and I don't know
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:16, archived)
# i'm more concerned by the relative hairlessness...
...than the monkeycock.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:09, archived)
# Well, that might not be a bad thing.
Smooth to the touch.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:10, archived)
# I think
they call them "smoothies"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Smoothies?
Ah! Thats why that happened. Was in Costa last week and asked for a smoothy. That might explain why the old lady fainted and I was dragged in to a dark room.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:14, archived)
# and you woke up
with no pubes and a REALLY sore bum.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:29, archived)
# ick.
i like hair and fur and stuff.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:12, archived)
# and the idea of eyes down there doesn't concern you?
GAH.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:13, archived)
# not at all.
years ago i annoyed the mom of a friend of mine when she overheard me telling him i wanted to yank out sandy duncan's glass eye and have her give me a winkjob.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:16, archived)
# "winkjob"?
now I HAVE heard everything...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:24, archived)
# a hole is a hole.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:27, archived)
# I'll keep that in mind if I ever have a colostomy.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:28, archived)
# sicko!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:29, archived)
# oh god i just cum
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:37, archived)
# ahhahhahahah
 
TANLINES!

*points*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Obscene American Halloween Pumpkins
Look at these horrible things. Look likes one of them has genital warts!

(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:04, archived)
# i love gourds.
people here put them all over their lawns and doorsteps. it's considered a time-honoured teenage malcontent tradition to race about flinging them into the street.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:07, archived)
# Ah, gourds.
 
I saw this the other day and thought of you.

making whoppy have never been this staisfying
 
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:21, archived)
# heh, thanks!
hit him again for me.

i made the mistake of sending those pics to a friend and he used one as his desktop for a while.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:25, archived)
# ah, if only...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:27, archived)
# I bet you didn't know
that Carrot Top lives down the road from me
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 4:34, archived)
# O, you must make whoppy with heem!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 5:47, archived)
# gourds am strange veggies.
and sorry about the gout.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:14, archived)
# As promised, my storyboard.



Now I just need a name...

Can anyone help with that?

/Basically, dude walks through woods, gets followed, attacked, killed, and eventually dragged away by some malevolent forest thing...

The story boards are a mixture of location shots, sketches, and things nicked from x-men and the net...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:01, archived)
# walkingforestydeaddude?
not very snappy, but I think it sums it up neatly.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:03, archived)
# Fearest.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:04, archived)
# This, I like...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:09, archived)
# do you want people to look at it?
call it 'micropenis'.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:06, archived)
# college thing
though it would get their attention...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:10, archived)
# that's most of the battle.
they'll be sucked in and before they know it, you've won the gold.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:14, archived)
# Evil Dead?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:09, archived)
# bindun
many a time...


(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:11, archived)
# Groovy.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:58, archived)
# Footloose.
Or maybe not.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:15, archived)
# lots of feet
because I've been practising drawing them.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:22, archived)
# bad zippy
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:47, archived)
# hahahahaha.
that that.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:48, archived)
# heh. well done.
fucking morello going to audioslave
fuck chris cornell
I WANT ZACK BACK!!!!!!!!!

note: on preview i see that i don't have the image that i was going to reply with, but the out of context reply from the post below makes just as much sense here, so i'll leave it be.


(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:53, archived)
# I never really cared much for Zack's voice
to me he sounds like a little whiny guy trying to come over all big and hardass.

that said, I'm not crazy about Cornell's voice either.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:59, archived)
# BORN WITH TWO HEADS!
i think they both sound silly, but that's just my opinion.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:02, archived)
# Those poseurs are like unto ants.
 
*continues listening to War Pigs*
 
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:24, archived)
# black sabbath is just too much fun.
have you ever heard the alice donut version of war pigs'? it's done with a trombone as the main instrument.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:26, archived)
# No
 
but I love trombones even more than I love Sabbath, so I'll definitely seek it out.
 
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:58, archived)
# it's great.
they cover 'helter skelter' in the same fashion on another album. it's fun too, and the scream of 'i've got blisters on my lips' at the end is priceless.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 4:00, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 4:18, archived)
# Arf!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:54, archived)
# pfft!
 
Pure class.

woo, and yay!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:10, archived)
# I discovered this simulation
of the coming apocalypse
Zombie Invasion Simulator! O_O

it's a java applet, so be warned
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:42, archived)
# We are doomed
and that is the scientific proof.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:46, archived)
# what a pessimistic website.
how dare you?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:00, archived)
# it is quite
possible to win, I have several times now although usually with casualties in the thousands.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:03, archived)
# I know it's 2AM
and the board isn't actually that slow but;

Just done it so just posted it. And yes, I know it's crap.

EDIT: Some fonts mildly useful for 'shopping (in UK)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:04, archived)
# I did have somethings similar
but it's hosted by b3tards, which is down
& the orig is on my home comp
& yeh, its not really all that slow. The ALF explosion kinda cheered me up =)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:08, archived)
# had
to do something to celebrate finishing my work at 2AM, no hummus at the present time.
Think I'll have a crafty bifta an see if anything transpires..

EDIT: In the meantime have this pearoast (flash)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:13, archived)
# HA!
Watched this thinking "Is he still alive?"
Apparently not =P
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:20, archived)
# sympathy
i luv biftas me
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:27, archived)
# IDEA!!!
Might do a "Brummie prime minister" series with singing bank manager, Howard Brown.

If I can be arsed....
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:38, archived)
# Either:
a) This is only funny to drunks, or

b) It is funny at all times.

I will tell you what the answer is when I have sobered up!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:43, archived)
# slow board you say?
then have a repost from the wee hours
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:21, archived)
# wee hours?
Didn't you pearoast this during a gdayshift?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:24, archived)
# that's crap!
actually, it's grand. autoporn is always welcome.

and thanks for the fonts.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:41, archived)
#


My animatingummy thing on the wonderfully angry Newgrounds - www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/268188
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:58, archived)
# hahaha
YOUR FLASH ANIMATION IS GAY I HATE YOU BLAM BLAM BLAM

LOLGEOGRAPHY
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:59, archived)
# ROLF
HARRISOFFLECOPTER BORK!

lol!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:59, archived)
# look at him scramble!
whee!

...those newgrounds gits are bell ends.

edit2: this is funny as hell to watch while drinking beer and listening to "The Rodeo Song".
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:59, archived)
# Funzah Funzah!
Run awaaaaaay!!!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:00, archived)
# hmm... after watching this the 1st time i wanted waffles
now i wanna set something on fire =S
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:04, archived)
# Heh,
'good for your first flash'. I love the guys that run the place, but the people on there really wind me up sometimes.

Oh, and congrats, that's the first non-beta stage Flash 8 movie I've seen.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:12, archived)
# I like the running man,
though he makes me rather anxious.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:23, archived)
# That's because you know that one day we will all be like him
it is our destiny.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's spacking wonderful
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:30, archived)
# as amusing as that is...
...i can't tear my eyes away from the television. there's a show about giant fat people on, including a thousand pound man with blood and feces all over him.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:43, archived)
# sounds riveting.
I think there should be more blood and feces on television. Especially since I rarely watch it.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:54, archived)
# i'm being granted free cable access for a bit.
so i'm enjoying high weirdness. now a show called 'two headed baby' is on. since i've used the kid as a photoshop subject, i'm compelled to watch.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

edit: aha! here she is!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:04, archived)
# The best MSPAINT ever!


Figured I would post as a link with thumbnail in case you are on 56k and don't want it loading.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:53, archived)
# very nice...
fan of RATM I see
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:58, archived)
# I've seen better.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:58, archived)
# hmmm
I love it when you touch my bum
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:00, archived)
# SHUT PICK FISS
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:01, archived)
# you must remember young one
I enabled you to gain animation
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:02, archived)
# And I enabled you to go to a
higher realm of living, yet you don't hear me talking about it EVERY FIVE SECONDS
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:09, archived)
# pffft the clown gets it
haha.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:01, archived)
# That's one helluva 'mash.
 
I like it!

woo.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:15, archived)
# heh, what a bunch of whiners.
"fucking morello going to audioslave

fuck chris cornell

I WANT ZACK BACK!!!!!!!!!
"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:45, archived)
# It was bound to happen.

If not, it should be made to happen anyway!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:28, archived)
# And suddenly
I NEED to hear the background story =P
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:31, archived)
# source?
please.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:33, archived)
# and lo!
there is a rumbling in the distance as the bandwagon aprocheth......woo!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:41, archived)
# google image search for
"head stuck" should do the trick
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:44, archived)
# ladies and gentlemen
may we present a future Darwin Award winner.

heh and woo.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:41, archived)
# Three...
...for the price of one!

Now that is value, and relatively seamless, nearly.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:23, archived)
# Any one want to record me something so I can make an animation on it?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:24, archived)
# Hahahah that is ace.
but here if I animate the part about the wife I'll get in trouble at the office.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:30, archived)
# Make it a black silhouette of her being killed
or something
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:38, archived)
# haha
that just begs for a big YEE-HAW at the end.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:32, archived)
# Damn
I can't do that now
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:38, archived)
# that's ok
save it for next time you do one.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:40, archived)
# How many miles should I go run?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:41, archived)
# I would run 500 miles
and I would run 500 more
just to...aw, fuck it.
Don't run any set distance. Just run until you're sick of running.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:45, archived)
# I will run 5 miles
and listen to the song "Push It To The Limit" over and over again.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:46, archived)
# sounds a plan.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:52, archived)
# seams?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:25, archived)
# Hahaa!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:30, archived)
# bazoo!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:45, archived)
# ugh
svenno's picture made it onto collegehumor.com and now lots of undeserving non-b3tans know about him

but he's our meme! OURS!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:35, archived)
# there's plenty other b3ta-alike sites out there
and our memes seem to be there too. People referring to glasscock, etc...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:38, archived)
# if you love your meme, set it free.
if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and photoshop it to death.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:43, archived)
# sunday night/monday morning spack
for all your late night spack needs



a flying head of conservative doom
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:15, archived)
# is that the blonde, poofy tory brat that was on Wogan in the 1980's
that changed his gender?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:16, archived)
# sorry to disappoint
but no, its my guardian reading, well spoken friend
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:19, archived)
# Cool!
You went on Wogan?!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:20, archived)
# and now I'm a woman.
you're just jealous of my legs... ;-)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:33, archived)
# James Harries
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:25, archived)
# Already looks like someone has
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:28, archived)
# life imitating art
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:30, archived)
# I've got 'Insomnia - Faithless' playing
& this has just creeped me out
so i'm gonna mke a marmite sandwich to calm me
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Random

And Alf free!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:12, archived)
# oh dear
how real
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:13, archived)
# Selling 'em for medical experiments?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:13, archived)
# can't he just lop his balls off?
he's got an axe
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:16, archived)
# ;-(
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:13, archived)
# He already hacked up little Lucy
& is carrying her severed head around with him for personal use
ED: Meanwhilst forced incest occurs by the kids favourite tree...
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:18, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:09, archived)
# Grargh!
Does it have a name? I think it should be called Trebuchet.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:10, archived)
# he is trying to tell us his name
but Connor has cropped it because
<wobbly>NAMING CALLS</wobbly>
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:13, archived)
# i like it when you capitalise my name
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:18, archived)
# i've heard that sentence with many endings
but never those particular three words
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:21, archived)
# yeah
probably better than what i thought. i liked your floaty flash8 thing earlier.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:19, archived)
# I'm sure you can draw a better Ninja Turtle than that!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:10, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:16, archived)
# What's he saying?
 
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:11, archived)
# i wrote the meaning of life there
and cropped it
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:23, archived)
# that am hairy.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:47, archived)
# "So...
..you are the President of Engerlandland?"
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:07, archived)
# ALF NIGHT!!!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Don't
encourage them
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:10, archived)
# Matrix*

*Special edition
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:04, archived)
# haha
nice shoppery
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:04, archived)
# Hahaa!!
*waits 'til March 31st*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:05, archived)
# That reminds me of
this
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:06, archived)
# *spang*
*spang*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:07, archived)
# Woo
And possibly a Yay
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:08, archived)
# Nice!!! And woo the the original one too!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

/runs
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:10, archived)
# *fears*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:12, archived)
# I've done it again.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:01, archived)
# nicely done
but where's the fluff?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:02, archived)
# for me thats relativlely fluffy, I left the face untouched
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:03, archived)
# but
someone stole her bumcheeks!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:04, archived)
# i suspect it was comma
she's a brum
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:11, archived)
# that little
bum bandit
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:12, archived)
# *groan*
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:12, archived)
# You should really stop turning women into mince meat
Is it like some kind of twisted Mitus touch you've got?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:04, archived)
# Don't ask me, i don't do them, my subconcious does.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:05, archived)
# sleep
shopping?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:05, archived)
# I was busy playing sonic 3 on my megadrive when this picture happened
they're always best when i don't concentrate on what i'm doing.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:09, archived)
# so..
you hate women?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:05, archived)
# I couldn't spend ages staring at a picture of a man while i 'shop him
that'd just be gay.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:06, archived)
# you did some nice ones of your flatmate last year
/doesn't mean anything at all/
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:08, archived)
# yes, but he's gay
and it's ok so long as one of us is.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:10, archived)
# without wanking?
;-)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:09, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:12, archived)
# Flayed corpses don't look like that, you know.
 
*retires to the basement*
 
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:12, archived)
# artistic liscence
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:13, archived)
# Perhaps you need to renew yours.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:17, archived)
# oooh
handbags
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:02, archived)
# I carry bricks in mine.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:10, archived)
# you have very gory
photoshop pre-defined brushes?
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:37, archived)
# She will grow into it!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:00, archived)
# lies!
I employ people to make it a little bit bigger every weekend
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:01, archived)
# nice
reminds me of this (although not much)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:03, archived)
# pffft!
 
Class.

woo!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:13, archived)
# seconded.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:19, archived)
# I tittered at that.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:06, archived)
# Come on love...
...Just a quick picture before you go to your special school.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:52, archived)
# arf
subtle
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:53, archived)
# ^--- this
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:00, archived)
#
^---that
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:44, archived)
# hehe
have a complimentary woo
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Is this one of them 'Behind The Scenes' docmentaries
'cos it's brill!!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Cue the "making of goatse" and "goatse from the inside" reposts
Still, bonus points for finding new spin on old memes.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:59, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:52, archived)
# now that
is lovely
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:52, archived)
# feeler lady in umbrella land?
very pretty :)
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Reminds me of an old skewl bank advert
but cuter
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:55, archived)
# cheese on toast!
your stuff rocks the sure shot
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:57, archived)
# verry nice,
sir!
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:00, archived)
# a touch
of fougasse.
rather nice.
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:01, archived)
# lovely
(, Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:25, archived)

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