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mod edit: well I'm sorry - that's not safe for work
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:05,
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mod edit: well I'm sorry - that's not safe for work

Actually...where can I get one? Can you stroke them?
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:09,
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...than the monkeycock.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:09,
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Ah! Thats why that happened. Was in Costa last week and asked for a smoothy. That might explain why the old lady fainted and I was dragged in to a dark room.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:14,
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years ago i annoyed the mom of a friend of mine when she overheard me telling him i wanted to yank out sandy duncan's glass eye and have her give me a winkjob.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:16,
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Look at these horrible things. Look likes one of them has genital warts!
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:04,
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people here put them all over their lawns and doorsteps. it's considered a time-honoured teenage malcontent tradition to race about flinging them into the street.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:07,
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I saw this the other day and thought of you.
making whoppy have never been this staisfying

hit him again for me.
i made the mistake of sending those pics to a friend and he used one as his desktop for a while.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:25,
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i made the mistake of sending those pics to a friend and he used one as his desktop for a while.

that Carrot Top lives down the road from me
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 4:34,
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Now I just need a name...
Can anyone help with that?
/Basically, dude walks through woods, gets followed, attacked, killed, and eventually dragged away by some malevolent forest thing...
The story boards are a mixture of location shots, sketches, and things nicked from x-men and the net...

not very snappy, but I think it sums it up neatly.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:03,
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they'll be sucked in and before they know it, you've won the gold.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:14,
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fucking morello going to audioslave
fuck chris cornell
I WANT ZACK BACK!!!!!!!!!
note: on preview i see that i don't have the image that i was going to reply with, but the out of context reply from the post below makes just as much sense here, so i'll leave it be.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:53,
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fuck chris cornell
I WANT ZACK BACK!!!!!!!!!
note: on preview i see that i don't have the image that i was going to reply with, but the out of context reply from the post below makes just as much sense here, so i'll leave it be.

to me he sounds like a little whiny guy trying to come over all big and hardass.
that said, I'm not crazy about Cornell's voice either.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:59,
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that said, I'm not crazy about Cornell's voice either.

i think they both sound silly, but that's just my opinion.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:02,
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*continues listening to War Pigs*

have you ever heard the alice donut version of war pigs'? it's done with a trombone as the main instrument.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:26,
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but I love trombones even more than I love Sabbath, so I'll definitely seek it out.

they cover 'helter skelter' in the same fashion on another album. it's fun too, and the scream of 'i've got blisters on my lips' at the end is priceless.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 4:00,
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of the coming apocalypse
Zombie Invasion Simulator! O_O
it's a java applet, so be warned
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:42,
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Zombie Invasion Simulator! O_O
it's a java applet, so be warned

possible to win, I have several times now although usually with casualties in the thousands.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:03,
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and the board isn't actually that slow but;

Just done it so just posted it. And yes, I know it's crap.
EDIT: Some fonts mildly useful for 'shopping (in UK)
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:04,
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Just done it so just posted it. And yes, I know it's crap.
EDIT: Some fonts mildly useful for 'shopping (in UK)

but it's hosted by b3tards, which is down
& the orig is on my home comp
& yeh, its not really all that slow. The ALF explosion kinda cheered me up =)
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:08,
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& the orig is on my home comp
& yeh, its not really all that slow. The ALF explosion kinda cheered me up =)

to do something to celebrate finishing my work at 2AM, no hummus at the present time.
Think I'll have a crafty bifta an see if anything transpires..
EDIT: In the meantime have this pearoast (flash)
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:13,
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Think I'll have a crafty bifta an see if anything transpires..
EDIT: In the meantime have this pearoast (flash)

Watched this thinking "Is he still alive?"
Apparently not =P
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:20,
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Apparently not =P

Might do a "Brummie prime minister" series with singing bank manager, Howard Brown.
If I can be arsed....
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:38,
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If I can be arsed....

a) This is only funny to drunks, or
b) It is funny at all times.
I will tell you what the answer is when I have sobered up!
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:43,
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b) It is funny at all times.
I will tell you what the answer is when I have sobered up!

actually, it's grand. autoporn is always welcome.
and thanks for the fonts.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:41,
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and thanks for the fonts.


My animatingummy thing on the wonderfully angry Newgrounds - www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/268188

YOUR FLASH ANIMATION IS GAY I HATE YOU BLAM BLAM BLAM
LOLGEOGRAPHY
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:59,
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LOLGEOGRAPHY

whee!
...those newgrounds gits are bell ends.
edit2: this is funny as hell to watch while drinking beer and listening to "The Rodeo Song".
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:59,
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...those newgrounds gits are bell ends.
edit2: this is funny as hell to watch while drinking beer and listening to "The Rodeo Song".

now i wanna set something on fire =S
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:04,
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'good for your first flash'. I love the guys that run the place, but the people on there really wind me up sometimes.
Oh, and congrats, that's the first non-beta stage Flash 8 movie I've seen.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:12,
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Oh, and congrats, that's the first non-beta stage Flash 8 movie I've seen.

it is our destiny.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:25,
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...i can't tear my eyes away from the television. there's a show about giant fat people on, including a thousand pound man with blood and feces all over him.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:43,
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I think there should be more blood and feces on television. Especially since I rarely watch it.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:54,
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so i'm enjoying high weirdness. now a show called 'two headed baby' is on. since i've used the kid as a photoshop subject, i'm compelled to watch.

edit: aha! here she is!
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 3:04,
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edit: aha! here she is!

higher realm of living, yet you don't hear me talking about it EVERY FIVE SECONDS
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:09,
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"fucking morello going to audioslave
fuck chris cornell
I WANT ZACK BACK!!!!!!!!!"
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 2:45,
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fuck chris cornell
I WANT ZACK BACK!!!!!!!!!"


If not, it should be made to happen anyway!

there is a rumbling in the distance as the bandwagon aprocheth......woo!
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:41,
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may we present a future Darwin Award winner.
heh and woo.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:41,
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heh and woo.

...for the price of one!

Now that is value, and relatively seamless, nearly.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:23,
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Now that is value, and relatively seamless, nearly.


but here if I animate the part about the wife I'll get in trouble at the office.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:30,
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and I would run 500 more
just to...aw, fuck it.
Don't run any set distance. Just run until you're sick of running.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:45,
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just to...aw, fuck it.
Don't run any set distance. Just run until you're sick of running.

and listen to the song "Push It To The Limit" over and over again.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:46,
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svenno's picture made it onto collegehumor.com and now lots of undeserving non-b3tans know about him
but he's our meme! OURS!
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:35,
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but he's our meme! OURS!

and our memes seem to be there too. People referring to glasscock, etc...
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:38,
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if it doesn't come back, hunt it down and photoshop it to death.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:43,
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for all your late night spack needs

a flying head of conservative doom
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:15,
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a flying head of conservative doom

that changed his gender?
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:16,
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but no, its my guardian reading, well spoken friend
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:19,
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& this has just creeped me out
so i'm gonna mke a marmite sandwich to calm me
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:21,
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so i'm gonna mke a marmite sandwich to calm me

& is carrying her severed head around with him for personal use
ED: Meanwhilst forced incest occurs by the kids favourite tree...
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:18,
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ED: Meanwhilst forced incest occurs by the kids favourite tree...

Does it have a name? I think it should be called Trebuchet.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:10,
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but Connor has cropped it because
<wobbly>NAMING CALLS</wobbly>
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:13,
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<wobbly>NAMING CALLS</wobbly>

but never those particular three words
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:21,
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probably better than what i thought. i liked your floaty flash8 thing earlier.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:19,
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Is it like some kind of twisted Mitus touch you've got?
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:04,
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they're always best when i don't concentrate on what i'm doing.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:09,
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that'd just be gay.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:06,
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/doesn't mean anything at all/
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:08,
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*retires to the basement*

I employ people to make it a little bit bigger every weekend
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 1:01,
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...Just a quick picture before you go to your special school.

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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:52,
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'cos it's brill!!
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:53,
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Still, bonus points for finding new spin on old memes.
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Mon 26 Sep 2005, 0:59,
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