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# Looks like scary is contagious..
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(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:49, archived)
# excellent.
Scared of Santa has the best source pics ever. Except I discovered it in January. Bummer. 'tis the season to be witless'
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:51, archived)
# I'm not late.
Hey, it's always christmas time in my HEART. Where JESUS lives.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# thats next years chrismas cards sorted
scary!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# all i want for christmas.......
........is my two front teeth eyes

student loan goes into bank account, Brainiac gains a B3ta logo - coincidence, i think so!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:54, archived)
# Great. Right before I go to bed.
As if sleeping wasn't hard enough, what with the constant threat of bird flu n' all.

Night all
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:54, archived)
# That looks a bit like my old game
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# FEED ME REPLY
I had nearly forgotten about that!
It gave my friend nightmares.

So...Good going!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:57, archived)
# I do like to traumatise
I say that if you've been given a talent then you might as well use it; however usually it's my clown animation that gives people nightmares.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Remake!
It would be awesome to see a newer version with better graphics and more animation! Maybe have it vomit blood when you feed it the wrong thing? Or maybe the other mouths saying distracting things like "MAMA" or "baby fall down".
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:01, archived)
# Hm,
That's not a bad idea. I might do that at some point. Currently I'm making a game featuring a giraffe with broken legs.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:14, archived)
# freud
The child in me says "How awful and cruel", but the adult in me says "OMG LOLZ"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:21, archived)
# The game is to help the giraffe
not laugh at it... Speaking of Freud though... www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/arm_wrestling_freud.html

Believe it or not, I did not come here tonight with the thought 'ah-ha! I'll pimp my site mercilessly'.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:30, archived)
# which one of these is porn star Ron Jeremy?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# none
they are all me after a week without shaving my lip.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# Second from the left
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:45, archived)
# The first one
who is Ron Jeremy?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:45, archived)
# the man who can go
1-2-3 splurge!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# and perform oral sex on himself
(true)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# i can
too
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:16, archived)
# the chunky love god who is hung like a baby holding an apple


/so I've been told :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# he has a thing that looks like a cock. Only smaller ;)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:49, archived)
# Like the thalidomide porn star...
..who had an arm like a babies cock.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:04, archived)
# the only guy whos
hung better then i am

/ning


/drunk
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# number 1 then?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# From left to right
Ian Rush, John Aldridge, Chuckle Brother 1, Chuckle Brother 2...
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# i think i'm going to lose the 'the' from the sunshine elephant.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# hooray
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# you sold out! ;D
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:51, archived)
# "The mofaha"
hmm, that's got a ring to it.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# i've gone old school,
when i first joined i was sunshine_elephant.
:)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:58, archived)
# haha
you cnut. I spat wine. OUT INTO THE AIR!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# i hope you caught it again
wines too good to waste


what type is/was it?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:49, archived)
# There are only three types of wine....
See: Dylan Moran
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:50, archived)
# if it's not bucky then i'm not interested..haha
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:50, archived)
# Hardy's
Crest Chardonnay. Don't worry, it fell into my keyboard. I'll collect it later.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:52, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# He he ehee.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Ey, ey,
calm down, calm down!

(Woo!)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:57, archived)
# WTF IS THIS BUILDING ?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# The Glasscock Institute
I believe.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
BNP HQ?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# Ha!
Architecht got away with that one!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# just because he's from Norfolk don't make him fascist
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# I do like the way...
...that the angle on the photo is just right.

Not that that's too hard with a swastika.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# happy b3ta day ...
53ish posts in 2 years?

top lurkage!


(sneaky non-ninja edit)

(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:48, archived)
# 53-ish posts in 2 years.
Not being creative in the slightest tends to have that affect on b3ta :P .

EDIT: How rude of me, thanks.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:54, archived)
# ah yes.... well...
thats allright then.

(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:57, archived)
# Part of a US naval base...
...according to Wikipedia.

(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# And there is a hellacious pod of aircraft carries there.
San Diego
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:38, archived)
# This
Needs to be much much bigger
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:40, archived)
# and it needs to say
"TO CHINA!"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:42, archived)
# WHAT THE JUDDERING FUCK?
Indeed.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# ah yes
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
# no u
Fucksocks indeed.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:47, archived)
# who

(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 3:07, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:29, archived)
# Walk that hound!
Walk it hard!!

Well done, Woo+
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:32, archived)
# aww.
if you ever need a surrogate Muthafukka I'm your man.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Whoa
girl that's spooky. You did that dotty pic while I was working on one, now you do this just as I'm about to start on a silhouette pic. This is lovely, by the way.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:36, archived)
# oooh, how odd
did you post your dotty pic?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# no I didn't
it kind of went wrong, I still think I may rework it though, because when I looked at it later I quite liked the idea.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:54, archived)
# heh, i have a folder
full of those kind of pictures, "i'm sure it could work, but it doesn't yet"
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:02, archived)
# desolate.
That makes my chilly and lonely. :(
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:39, archived)
# aww, it wasn't meant to do that
the man and his dog like walking together, they're quite content, although on looking again the dog doesn't look so content, but that's just my lack of skill and trying to keep the frame numbers down :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:45, archived)
# It's clearly just had a bad day.
He's forgotten where he's burried his bone.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:54, archived)
# haha
yes, that must be it
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:03, archived)
# lovley annimation
doggy does not want to be walked
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:41, archived)
# Sombre.
Woo!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:43, archived)
# marvellous animation.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:06, archived)
# OK, so it's very quiet and nobody is making anything.
So I shall make one portrait of somebody here, or a subject that you wish. Portrait as in arty farty painted portrait. That should keep me busy until the wine runs out.
Suggestions and pics posted below please, I'll pick something nice to do. ( I don't mind painting your kids/parents/ugly mugs. )
bit like this.
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(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:21, archived)
# Do a cock.
Go on.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# tut tut miss. I'm 40 years old.
I grew out of painting cocks weeks ago!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:23, archived)
# will you be doing the next Coventry Bash
or have you GSCEs or summat?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:27, archived)
# OI
get to Brum, young fella!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Maybe.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# BBC's ex-Royal correspondant Jenny Bond
as the other J. Bond- spy for Her Maj's Government.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:25, archived)
# do me snogging Cheekyboy
I dare you.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:37, archived)
# The only source pics I have
don't have any kissing. I seem to remember that was part of the deal?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:53, archived)
# Well done to whoever
called Cheaky Boy's right hand in to question!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:56, archived)
# Pachey, of course
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:59, archived)
# when teh kung fu brigade loves ya, then don't piss about on their cabbages etc.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:02, archived)
# Hey I made a little Porsche
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Thanks for the tute, Zoot.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:46, archived)
# good work fella.
Now, for your next task, paint me one of these...
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no, but seriously, woo. Make some more. ickle sports cars are ace.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# I had a little remote control doobry like that
many a year ago.
A joy it was! Charg-ee or something.

*distant memory
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# You had a remote control
in the shape of a squashed up Porsche?

I want one!

AICMFP
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# Yes!
I could program VideoPlus by going on a round trip to Bakewell.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:57, archived)
# ROFFLECOPTER!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:59, archived)
# Ayyyy

/random
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:04, archived)
# that's so funny it nearly me made me vomit
true story
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:06, archived)
# I'm not sure that's a good thing,
all things considered.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:26, archived)
# Oh NOW I get it
I posted some of my earlier mini cars and Amazon Girl said my Ferrari looked like her Char-G. I had no idea what she meant. It's dawned on me now.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:54, archived)
# Yes!
I also had one of these.

Could only go forward and spin in a circle.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:44, archived)
# Look! I made a mini Mi.... Oh hang on, I know where I went wrong!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# rather good that
looks like its used every day
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:45, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 2:13, archived)
[challenge entry] the white house would be "tastefully" decorated...

hummus by Pachey, poor execution by me
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# That actually looks kind of creepy for some reason :/
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# oh good :P
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# I agree!
Creepy in a gothic-leprosy kind of way.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# this is true.
All it needs is an open, bloody wound and you've got a perfect candiate for the misery kids on Deviant Arts.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:43, archived)
# that's so true
I love the gothic leprosy description, BTW.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:45, archived)
# mmm blood and deviant art
take me home Momma! ;) Ning.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:51, archived)
# ah, god b;ess the teenygoths.
without them, camden market collopse on top of them all.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:55, archived)
# oof. my word. that's a bit confusing.
/drugs
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# Guard your posts


The edit ninja is here
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Haha!
I love that! Very woo!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:36, archived)
# A man in a hat.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# oooohhh
very stylish, that.
Woo!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:24, archived)
# yep.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# Hats are in.
Let's all wear hats.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:37, archived)
# Eh?
Hats are in what?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:40, archived)
# it's still in there...
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(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# MEH!

*Tries to wash dead fly off screen*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:18, archived)
# *fears*
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:30, archived)
# bouncybouncybouncy
bouncybouncybouncybouncybouncybouncybouncybouncy
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:32, archived)
# so they are :)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Damn my filthy mind.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:34, archived)
# tgmtfh.
The original's fun, too.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:52, archived)
# Old Skool computing
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# The last time I saw mine
it had things living in it.

That is largely the reason for its lack of use.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:12, archived)
# I would imagine small creatures living in your computer could cause a few issues.
Especially if they sat on a fan, think of the mess.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# bbc b's?
Fans? no way!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:16, archived)
# Sinclair ZX80's and the magic cooling properties of a pint of milk.
Take THAT, liquid cooling systems of today!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# oil?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# Excellent
Although a thinner oil would probably work better and a mineral oil would not go rancid over time.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:26, archived)
# pure water works
for about 10 mins too. then the psu shorts.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# Unless...
...you coat all the components in dielectric grease.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:35, archived)
# oh good point
ha ha
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:17, archived)
# They needed them though..
my cousin had to drill holes in the case to stop it over heating!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:19, archived)
# really?
Me old acorn electron got rather hot, but never that bad.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:22, archived)
# I've no idea what he was doing with it.
He was probably trying to run DooM.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:27, archived)
# pffft
overclocking a bbc.

Maze was the Doom of its day.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:28, archived)
# i got woken up by the smoke alarm one night
to find my Archimedes A3000 melting.
Along with my GCSE Geography Coursework.
Good thing I'd printed it out the night before.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:14, archived)
# tj
I was tuning itno wbrs.org to hear abandonnship on the radio, when i stubmled across this webcam feed wbrs.org/webcammprcamlive.php , i wonder if they know they're being watched.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)
# Strictly Come DryHumping?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:31, archived)
# Hey Hey 32k!
I hard-wired a massive stereo speaker (by way of soldering) to the output of the tiny 1.5 inch speaker supplied on the machine. It rocked

(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 1:24, archived)
# top o' the morning
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# I thought it was Mr Deacon when I saw the news earlier!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:15, archived)
#
hull. now.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:23, archived)
# ...!...!...!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:06, archived)
# nice :)
I like your sketches.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:49, archived)
# it was going to be a bad day
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(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:03, archived)
# I could sit and imagine the Physics Joy of that
for hours.
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:09, archived)
# What?


Back from the Stealth Bash! See profile an' that.

Or don't bother.


Up to you.
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# Hahahha!
IT SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# Behold the paintmash pun!
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(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 23:55, archived)
# Twice?
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 23:56, archived)
# There needs to be two of them or the pun doesn't work...
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 23:58, archived)
# horses for corsas?
ha! ha! ha!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# Winner!
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:05, archived)
# isn't the 2cv
a citroen?
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:00, archived)
# yea
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:08, archived)
# err... my first effort at this sort of thing


5 minutes in Xara doesn't work, so I'll hit the photoshop tutorials.

(Ta to Zoot for the hints :P to Rik for being a meany)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2006, 23:54, archived)
# haha, you nutcase
You are supposed to make the wheels big and the car small! Woo anyway ;)
(, Sun 29 Jan 2006, 0:13, archived)

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