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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:53, archived)

yay

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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:54, archived)

Hooray!

Fab.

(tomsk, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:57, archived)

ahaha

thats brilliant. i wish nature had some humor.

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:57, archived)

giraffes and elephants

aren't funny enough?

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pep, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:07, archived)

It does!!!

look here:

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Roland Rat, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:08, archived)

;-)

ok, you guys win. hehe

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:09, archived)

heh! at least

no one said gingers - well resisted... for once!

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pep, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:12, archived)

yeah!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:01, archived)

I'd always suspected they were up to no good...

...Then one day I caught them red-handed.

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:53, archived)

very

nicely done

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Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:57, archived)

Like

that

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:00, archived)

Those damn

raccoons. They're animals I tells ya, animals.

(tomsk, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:03, archived)

I think they

need a good lawyer!

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curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:05, archived)

i want a new t-shirt

and i may have found it

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:51, archived)

(Dod, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:48, archived)

Good Morning

Hope we are all feeling fun and bouncy today? Anything big happen last night that I should know about?

apart from West Ham getting beaten 4-0 by Newcastle. That puts my fantasy football team in like a millionth place. Arseburgers. Double. With cheese.

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shindig, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:47, archived)

serves you right for trusting any Hammers players.

Did you get in touch with CT? Are there wedding bells ringing?

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:52, archived)

Funny

Unfortunately, as I have told her, and the rest of the board, I have a girlfriend already. So don't go buying yourself a new hat just yet.

But you can't fault CT for taste.

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shindig, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:55, archived)

such a shame

I was looking forward to wearing my new fez.

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:02, archived)

what

fantasy footy thing you using?

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raw-edge, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:06, archived)

this one is good

www.freefantasyfootball.tv

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:08, archived)

Looks too complicated for me.

Plus you can't buy any Huddersfield players.
As if you can have a fantasy team without a hudds player in it.
fookin madness!!

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:17, archived)

they don't have Brentford players either

Oh, 0-2 to us by the way! HAHAHA
(sorry, we aren't allowed to talk about football here)

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:24, archived)

I am on

one organised by a mate at work, based around the Sun one.

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shindig, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:18, archived)

I suspect....

...they can smell his spicy brains...

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:46, archived)

heart that

(Tendency, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:00, archived)

me too

tis nicely made.

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pep, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:09, archived)

Thankyou sirs..

.. 'tis my first piccy post.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:20, archived)

and as i pass in the spazz,

i will woo it too.

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iamhyperdog, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 12:59, archived)

Satan...

was getting VERY annoyed with the kids playing knock-door-run.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:46, archived)

run next door...

667 the Neighbour of the beast...

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whizzbang, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:47, archived)

wouldn't the

neighbour be 668 or 664.

(SnoopySnoopyDoggDogg, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:54, archived)

is right you know....

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:58, archived)

unless he lived in a cul-de-sac

which is pretty likely

besides, the guy across the road is a neighbour too. just not a next-door neighbour

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:13, archived)

Far as I see it

Satan would live in the house at the end of the street-
VERY probably a semi detached, small garden, BIG basement.
;-)

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:21, archived)

Surely That Would Be 668

667 Would be across the road.

/pedantic

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Straw Dog, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:58, archived)

That depends

On whether your road is a through-road, labelled Odd on one side and even on the other, or a non-through-road, numbered clockwise from the entry point.

Why isn't there a "This is" "A pedantic rant" option?

(Damien_The_Unbeliever, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:09, archived)

I am feeling awake

and the hummus is flowing!

Is this worthy of a little woo?

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Roland Rat, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:44, archived)

woo!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:46, archived)

WOO

yay

(Nelly, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:50, archived)

woo

poor lizzy!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:52, archived)

It most definitely is...

woo

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Monkeyboy, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:54, archived)

Thanks

you are all too kind...*sniff*

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Roland Rat, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:03, archived)

I made this a bit too big for the board.

so click the pic to see the full size version.

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Craymen, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:43, archived)

that is great

wooooo

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curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:50, archived)

Me Likie

A Lottie

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Straw Dog, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:02, archived)

ooo, you know what that calls for...

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pip, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:06, archived)

That was my favouritist show when i was ickle!!!

I used to say Under Under UNDERDAS! cos i couldn't speak.

/shame

(pumper pickle, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:17, archived)

Morning

Everyone!
Can I ask you people for a favour?
I would like a picture of an old lady answering the door with a chain lock on it- you know the kind...

Got an idea.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:42, archived)

The best I could do was

here (clicky)

Maybe go round your local flats knocking on doors with a digital camera?

You're bound to get at least one ;-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:47, archived)

thnx

unfortunately I wanted one where the old dear is just peering round to see who it is..
You know- so you can just see who is on the other side.
Seen it on crime prevention posters but cannot find it anywhere...

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:52, archived)

There is this one...

but I know it's not right either...

I know the one you mean tho...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:59, archived)

i sense

a trip to hell in the pipeline

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pip, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:03, archived)

Boo!

Hi, good morning and surprise surprise.
East Grinstead Adult Education centre here with a pretty faster connection (faster than the damn 9.66 my mobile gives me at the temporary digs). Had to come online to get a fix BUT realised don't have the link to b3tamessenger, please would some kind person post it please.
Miss you all terribly but have been busy photoshopping for my return.
What's been happening? JEFF been about or is everybody being nice to each other as the should be?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:36, archived)

its...

www.flibz.com/m2/

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:38, archived)

it be

www.flibz.com/m2

we mostly being lovely. a couple of arguments yesterday, but i wasn't there so they didn't really happen =)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:39, archived)

eh?

I missed those also, so they definetly didn't happen

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munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:41, archived)

thank you kind peeps

more shortly
upside though, staying on a lovely farm, very quiet all mod cons but no phoneline
great pubes (sorry) pubs

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thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:43, archived)

what is my B3ta Profile ID?

Am I being dumb?

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:49, archived)

yours is

4519 (hover over your name on the board, and look at the status bar)

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munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:52, archived)

snap jinx

morning m8 hows it hanging?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:55, archived)

pretty good

sussing out how to use my new graphics tablet

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munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:03, archived)

hovermouse

overusername
idnumber will appear in bottomstatusbar thingy (last 4 numerals) you are 4519

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thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:53, archived)

thank you both

cheers.

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:56, archived)

here ya go

www.flibz.com/m2

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munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:40, archived)

East Grinstead?

me live there!

edit:and it stinks doesn't it?

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:42, archived)

I'm in safeway carpark at the moment

and although it doesn't smell I've just been to the worst cafe ever.
where you drinkum at night?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:45, archived)

well for

a dingy little pub there's the sportsman which is up the road from the hideously orange Bar Kuba, generally I go to the ship at the moment because of it's superior pub garden (bit bloody pricey though). Safe to say all the pubs are pretty duff though!

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:55, archived)

yes it is pricey

Was in there on Friday evening with missus and nipper - lovely garden, you are right, we're at a farm just down the road called Boyles?

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thebear is thebear, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:59, archived)

I've never

heard of that strangely enough, have you had a look at Saint Hill yet?

Oh and btw Pals does 2 for 1 on Wednesdays and Thursdays if you can put up with the ridiculously loud and repetetive music.

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:03, archived)

My nan

lives there

(Ellis, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 11:39, archived)

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:31, archived)

Laugh

or the monkey gets it!

(Indole Ring, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:35, archived)

Nah,

if he tries it on, that monkey'll have the gun off him faster than Jackie Chan can disarm Chris Rock.

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bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:41, archived)

The midgets have their day

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whizzbang, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:28, archived)

ahahaha

hehe, it looks like spider man... heh.. is he trying to capture the dog maybe, or is he only taking it for a walk?

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:30, archived)

wooah

that dog must be really motoring!

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curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:36, archived)

That's

rather good...

(tomsk, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:39, archived)

I'd say it was fantashtique

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weebl Mashed farts, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:55, archived)

Naughts and crosses mutiplayer...

I was bored yesterday.. so i made this.

The game:
here

Required files: (you might need these if you get errors)
Here

There are some (very) brief instructions in the game's zip..
Naughts and Crosses for the internet generation. heh.

[edit]Heres a screen shot

[/edit]

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:23, archived)

I have a real problem with downloading executables just cos people ask me to....

call me paranoid, but I don't want to be witch-hunted for introducing a virus to the work machines :-/

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:24, archived)

I can give you the source.

.. if you'd prefer?

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:29, archived)

What

language?

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bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:32, archived)

gotta be VB

if OCX (yuk!) are involved...

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munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:33, archived)

yeah

its vb.
sorry, im a dumbarse!

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:35, archived)

nowt wrong with VB

it's activeX I've got a problem with ;)

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munkt0n, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:36, archived)

hehe

did you give the game a go?
or are you also waiting for the source?

(Altrezia, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:37, archived)

Shhhhhh!!!

Be proud of all your children, no matter how they were concieved!! =)

and the screenshots look cool :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:37, archived)

that's the loveliest outlook i've ever heard

have a bun

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spacefish bong!, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:45, archived)

Mmmmm...

...buns :-)

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:55, archived)

Stop it!

I'm starving!

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bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:04, archived)

yes.
Give me C++ and a bit of assembler any day.

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bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:37, archived)

Done millions of times

No kittens, marmots or nothing. Hence I don't give a crap. Why bother posting it?

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SpunkyBackpack, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 10:06, archived)

Shades of Quo

I know it's a touchy subject and dammit, you can't see it properly in the online version, but if you get a copy of The Sun today, keep an eye out for this article on Pg 3, which has a much larger version of the following image.

The two chaps on the left are Laughing. Their. Tits. Off.

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:22, archived)

I noticed that too

looks like they're having fun. would it be wrong to suggest a caption competition. Probably. Sorry.

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Monkeyboy, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:32, archived)

morning all,

Ive spent the previous week off work, sanding floors and painting walls.
Quite frankly, Im glad to get back to work for a rest.
The only thing that got me through a week of no B3ta, was being able to look at this lovely creature....

bless her!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:17, archived)

I thought it was the cat talking!!

Hmmm...too early...

Though I was impressed that a cat could sand floors, but I can see why you were off work... How did you do your neck in? Re-tiling the roof?

:-D

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:19, archived)

it was an industrial accident...

caused by jumping off a cupboard and landing on a hacksaw

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:24, archived)

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i wish i had a cat.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:20, archived)

Oooh.

She'll make someone a nice desklamp oneday...

(tomsk, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:37, archived)

I must have one of those

Anyone got a dead cat?

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Monkeyboy, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:39, archived)

hahaha

we've already started calling her Lizzy Lampshade!!

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monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:42, archived)

How the mighty have fallen!!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:16, archived)

not sure how he's fallen

if he's between those two!

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:21, archived)

But now he's

on Coronation Street!

Almost choked on a pie when he came on screen...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:22, archived)

ahhh

I did not know that.

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:25, archived)

I wish I didn't!

I hate "The Street" as it's apparently called by fans...
I think I was on the phone to my mum eating a pie (you always need to bring a packed lunch if you are phoning my mum, as it can go on for hours), and it came on telly...

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:29, archived)

he? As a main character?

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bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:30, archived)

He will never be as good as Goldie

in Eastenders. That was a great piece of casting.

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Dr Drink, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:37, archived)

Goldie is

a tiny god of acting genius!

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bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:39, archived)

Don't think so...

He seems to be an unwelcome lodger in someone's house (my knowledge is limited of characters, cast, plot and locations) ;-)

Clicky-wooo!!

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bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:39, archived)

I look at him at times and think

surely he's a candidate for being one of the undead?

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bigdave, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:22, archived)

Methane-powered laptops: They're a gas!

Not as amusing as it sounds unfortunately

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curry monster, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:13, archived)

Kidneys

don't fail me now.
100% Kitten - you're a supportive star of shining superbness, thanks again for turning up.
can i go home now, i don't feel so good?

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Beardo, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:08, archived)

Hello Beardo

Was my pleasure, it was very good.
I'm stupidly tired as (this always seems like a good idea at the time) we decided to sing hanna-barbera tunes, watch nuclear war films and spaz b3ta when we got in.

Remember, it's not the kidneys, it's just the back, honest.

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:26, archived)

tsk tsk

will we never learn.
i watched 6 feet under then passed into a deep sleep, must have slept funny though - lower back problems.
hehe

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Beardo, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:43, archived)

Denial

is good

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100% kitten better than ever, Tue 20 Aug 2002, 9:46, archived)

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