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# Football Association condemn zombie report

West Bromwich Albion refute rumours
that Richard Chaplow was a zombie and
tell residents of Southampton not to worry
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:19, archived)
# Brains!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:24, archived)
# you'd think,
but remember, they're just footballers
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:26, archived)
# ah bugger.... I forgot to post this earlier.....


better late than never I suppose....

ho hum....


and in other news....

(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:16, archived)
# ooh
very spangly!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:18, archived)
# BIRTHDAY HAPPYNESS!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:20, archived)
# She's finally a teenager! Our little girl's growing up!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 4:29, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:18, archived)
# yes happy birthday comma

even i can wish you this.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 3:01, archived)
# Hmm
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:52, archived)
# wow
I like that!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:53, archived)
# ta
:)
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:00, archived)
# ooo well done
looks a bit like tim burton
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 3:29, archived)
# because he drunkenly told me how much he liked the birds in it
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:44, archived)
# god! I'd so have them all!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:45, archived)
# C'oooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
'alright darlin's
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:45, archived)
# cor!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:45, archived)
# My my my
Well if they physically could.. they would give me the horn!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:49, archived)
# wood

(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:55, archived)
# mdf ?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:56, archived)
# with a shine
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:01, archived)
# ooo yeah
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:05, archived)
# i polish it much

(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:06, archived)
# Grand!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:10, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:39, archived)
# ooh yeh
definatly a ten
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 4:54, archived)
# While editing out Garfield's thought bubbles improves the comic tenfold...
It doesnt work quite as well for Calvin and Hobbes

origional
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:40, archived)
# calvin and hobbes rules old school fever
do some ATTACK of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster SNOW GOONS
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:43, archived)
# Calvin & Hobbes RULEZ!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:20, archived)
# Me likes
It makes Calvin seem even more psychotic then normal, or Hobbes that much more evil.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:21, archived)
# once again. i just wanna watch em go.


contemplates bed as i run out of roasts
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:38, archived)
# *claps*
Look at them go!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:43, archived)
# are you
any relation to elvira?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:49, archived)
# sadly
Nope at least i dont think so!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:50, archived)
# ah well
there was a computer game that got me through adolescence without a scar. honest guv
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:10, archived)
# that's very cool
you're full of hummus tonight
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:56, archived)
# Havent been here for a while


So i thought i was due a post
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:14, archived)
# ahahaha
seams ok to me!

edit: pffft! Uma Thermos!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:15, archived)
# sorry
i didnt say anything about the quality i said i was due a post!
I wil try and be good at somepoint :P
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:17, archived)
# I wasn't bemoaning the quality..
it's a lot better than I can do :/
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:20, archived)
# dont worry
i wasnt belittling either.. Its a lot worse than i can do!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:22, archived)
# teh seems...
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:15, archived)
# hahaha uma thermos...haha.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:22, archived)
# UMA THERMOS!
HAHAHAHAH!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:37, archived)
# hahahaha
thermosahahahaha
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 4:31, archived)
# pointless paintmash.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:13, archived)
# 1337 mspaint.exe skills there
have a woo
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:17, archived)
# woo
gratefully received.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:18, archived)
# very very
WOO
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:19, archived)
# See
I really like this.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:21, archived)
# there is no such thing as a bad
paintmash.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:22, archived)
# That's a very clearly labelled comb.
No ambiguity, I like that.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Shirley Bindun says:



(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:10, archived)
# it feels like the back of my eyes are crying!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:11, archived)
# ^
/nominates for "best response of the year" award.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:13, archived)
# 2nd
Calls the question.

Passed.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:15, archived)
# did you get your phd?
I laughed at your giant penis!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:27, archived)
# ...
...























































(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:11, archived)
# i find your jack and ace appearing



the punssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:12, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no no no no no no no no

aww, what the hell...
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:13, archived)
# that box shoppage is tip top
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:15, archived)
# thank you
I love me Photoshoppe...
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:16, archived)
# arf! @ baby parts!

(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:18, archived)
# Heheh
*giggles like a loon* Thats vey woo and i might even go so far as to add a Yay
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:23, archived)
# Got 3 or 1000 more somewhere.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:46, archived)
# this is bloody silly!
woooooo!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 3:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha and ha


deep fro warrens anus
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:59, archived)
# heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:01, archived)
# in her face!

(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:02, archived)
# spoink spoink spoink
splutter splutter splutter
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:07, archived)
# Is it just me
Or is that text comic sans?

here
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:59, archived)
# it's just you
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:01, archived)
# not quite
still evil though
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:01, archived)
# just you
and Happy Bearthday.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:06, archived)
# oooh yes. good point

happy b3taday

(to you)

no, not you, you.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:24, archived)
# I see it too.
Teh prophit luvz comic sans!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:38, archived)
# Yawwwnn g'nite meh
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:39, archived)
# WOOOOH !
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:41, archived)
# g-night!


ahh.. don'tcha just love the mountains?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:41, archived)
# i did
but not anymore :(
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:03, archived)
# creepy.
talking of which... i'd forgotten how creepy "the blair witch project" is.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:43, archived)
# hmmm... that film's a wierd one.
it's the only film i've ever watched that i thought was absolute rubbish the first time, yet good the second... hmmm.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)
# ah no... i did that with Matrix:Reloaded too. Darn.
 
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:47, archived)
# though...
the Matrix Revolutions is growing on me.. the battle scenes.. pretty good.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:50, archived)
# i think everybody i've spoken to about it has said the same thing.
i saw it at the cinema when it came out, and i thought it was creepy and all, but i've seen it a couple of times on the television since and it's really freaked me out.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:48, archived)
# I saw it proper in the theatre
quite creepy indeed...
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:51, archived)
# the girl in it looks a bit mental at the moment.
now: decision. do i...

a. go and have some more booze with the monkeys downstairs
b. go to bed

i ask this question whilst asking you to bear in mind that we have to go flat shopping tomorrow afternoon.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:54, archived)
# go to bed
plenty of time to go flat shopping. Unless you're being a bit of a party pooper and your mates aren't all that bad... THEN you go have the beer.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:55, archived)
# meh. but we have an APPOINTMENT and everything.
the thing is, i can do a perfectly serviceable saturday of flat shopping followed by 8 hour boozeathon based on 6 hours sleep.

i just don't much want to be hungover whilst being shown around.

i may bite the estate agent, or something.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:57, archived)
# doesn't sound pleasant
I'd say, hit the hay...
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:58, archived)
# you're probably right
much as I'm normally a huge advocate of alcoholism
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:10, archived)
# Oh believe me
I am too, but there's little more unpleasant than having a hangover.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:12, archived)
# True
If they could invent a form of alcohol that didn't give you hangovers, that would be close to the perfect drug
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:19, archived)
# MDMA, you say?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:35, archived)
# Drink!
You know it makes sense
Edit: You don't want to live with stuff that you can't cope with on a hangover
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:55, archived)
# but but but
FLAT shopping!!!!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:56, archived)
# See the edit
Shopping for stuff for a flat, or shopping for a new flat?
Edit: Ah, gibbon's edit's made it clear.

Yes, you don't want too live somewhere you can't cope with when hungover.

Unless you're looking for potential flatmates as well, in which case being presentable is probably a bonus
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:58, archived)
# new flat
renting or purchasing, though?

edit: good point on the roommates.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:00, archived)
# renting, to start with.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:01, archived)
# go to bed
perhaps you are ill.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:09, archived)
# shopping for a new flat. by the seaside.
i think the sea air will do me good.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:00, archived)
# I live by the sea...
and the only thing I get is the occasional seabreeze that smells like dead fish.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:04, archived)
# Is that Peru?
(also, isn't that a pearoast?)
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:47, archived)
# oooooooooooooooooooooo
SHE CALLIN YOU OUT!!!!

/chav behaviour
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:52, archived)
# -
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 2:44, archived)
# i just want to share this one again. why i laugh.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:36, archived)
# haha! i remember this.
really funny then. still now.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Buoy
you think HUMAN juice is hard to get out of your hair...
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:38, archived)
# Humpy humpy hump!!!
:D
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:38, archived)
# wow.
Commodore +4's have much better image quality than I remember.

anyway, have a repost:
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:39, archived)
# after it was leaked from the old school interweb


it went straight to b3tamax
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:44, archived)
# that is grand!
Wo0t!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:46, archived)
# Blimey, the Smurfs have really let themselves go
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:48, archived)
# oh noes !
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:40, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
always a pleasure.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:42, archived)
# C64
best computer ever
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:19, archived)
# The clouds are all being big wankers and keeping all the water to themselves.
So have something rainy.


If you see any rain, tell me, 'cause it's dry as a very dry thing over here.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:35, archived)
# copied. shrunk. mobile phone screen saver. cheers.
noice.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:37, archived)
# You can do that?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:38, archived)
# sure. at last i can.
do you have camera phone. if so. hey presto. copy picture onto phone. add it as you would a normal picture to your 'phone desktop' if you will.

badda boom badda bing
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:40, archived)
# I have a shovel.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:43, archived)
# then dig me a hole
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:51, archived)
# teh skillzoids!
nice one!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:35, archived)
# "I'm your boyfriend now,
NANCY!"
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:38, archived)
# the midlands
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:34, archived)
# then get yourself to the Brum bash!
it's only next week, and it'll be ace!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:36, archived)
# Blimey!
How nasty, the aliens will not be landing near such rude thingies.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:37, archived)
# I don't know why


I'd like to go home now
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:26, archived)
# No problem.
Tell you what, take 2 days off.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:27, archived)
# yay!
*I must wait for another 1/2 houer...
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:28, archived)
# yes yes yes
goofy bastard
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:27, archived)
# because it's lovely
you can go home now
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:28, archived)
# must....




wait...


30...


more...


minutes...
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:30, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:28, archived)
# ya things in holes!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:30, archived)
# I love this
and I love that *points at witp's pic*
woo to you both!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:32, archived)
# thankee ma'am
I was perusing your profile (because that's what I do when I see someone don't know) and I noticed your baby shark teeth image... it's cracking good!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:35, archived)
# you're not bloody hell i'm scared wrong mate.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:38, archived)
# chuffing good, eh what?
:D
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:40, archived)
# Aw, thank you!
*blushes*
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:44, archived)
# :D Cheers!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:50, archived)
# Whack-a-bun!
...and whack-a-llama too!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:32, archived)
# awwwww
and now finally i really am off to bed

really.
woo!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:33, archived)
# night!
thanks again!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:38, archived)
# One-eyed-beaver
It's either an extra from 12ozMouse/the happy tree friends, or a euphamism for something naughty.

cute, mellow little bugger, ain't he?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:33, archived)
# Oi
Where in Southern California? Don't worry, I have no romantic inclination.

edit: alrighty then. Just curious, because you're only the 5th Southern CA b3tan...
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:36, archived)
# 'round Orange County
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:06, archived)
# that's cool.
Okay, I'm going home now. Mayhaps I know you.. Mayhaps not. goodnight.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 1:09, archived)
# woo!
he's cute
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Poor Kong

After they shrunk him down the only work
he could get was in romantic musicals.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:22, archived)
# The baby pump mishap ruined jolies career
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:11, archived)
# haha
*click*
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:13, archived)
# haha. holy shit.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:13, archived)
# nice pump action
interesting leg action!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)
# And on this amusing note, I'm off to bed.
See you tomorrow evening, folks. Be good - toodles!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:22, archived)
# I think i shall retire too
night Miss

night b3tans
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:23, archived)
# Shhh! If we leave at the same time...
... they'll think something's going on. Which it's not. Maybe.
Teehee - goodnight!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:24, archived)
# damn rumbled
*flees*


*to see CaroWallis*
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:26, archived)
# Wahey!
Just off the junction of the A46 with the A15, and then onto the B1273.
Right. I really am off now. Good! Night!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:29, archived)
# g'night lady
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:28, archived)
# this reminds me of eXisTenZ
where computer game controls are little fetus-pod-things that connect thru your spine. Looks like he's going for the high score!
(, Sat 11 Feb 2006, 0:36, archived)

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