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# It's a scary world out there....

Edit: does anyone know what this poster says
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:19, archived)
# too afraid to goatse yourself?
our team of 5 goatse-masters can help!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Isn't that the poster that someone posted in the QOTW?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:27, archived)
# In fact...
Here.

Second link.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:28, archived)
# is it? beaten to it? flangebasket!
/have been away touring europe

tanks for the linkage :)

*walks off with head bowed in shame

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:30, archived)
# How Odd


It's the Pancyprian Welfare Council
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:18, archived)
# soft focus
I think a nice soft focus can really enhance the beauty of a picture.



Hurrah for RPS! (and maybe just a little bit of tattyshop)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Is that two people of two halves of the same person or the same half twice?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)
# er yeah..
two of one eye, mirrored and used on the wrong sides with dragan effect, then lots of cloning to make centre section asymmetrical.

[edit: the 100% crop was just terrifying...


]
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)
# have you tried using the patch tool in tattyshop?
I can't remember exactly where it is in the tools, but if you use it correctly, you don't need to use clone as much.

here is an example
www.eyesondesign.net/pshop/healing/brush.htm

edit: how rude of me - forgot the woo
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:27, archived)
# ooh
that is teh clever :)

unfortunately, I'm on elements 2.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:31, archived)
# never mind
I only asking because lots of people don't know it is there, and they spend ages cloning when you can just draw a region around it with the patch tool and drag it to the bit that you want it to look like in a fraction of the time.

Anyway, that makes yours even better if you did it in elements. have a belated yay
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:34, archived)
# you have done well,
woo and yay for effort and outcome!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:27, archived)
# I haven't RPS'ed in a while!
So, here's my image. I found a whole bunch of images I forgot I had from my trip to America:

The Grand Canyon from 35,000 feet:
Click me for bigger!

LA from ~1000 feet:



Finally, more of that ace sunset; images I thought I had lost when my HD died...


As always, CFB, and don't forget the gallery:
www.neothermic.com/photography/exif2.php

NeoThermic
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:18, archived)
#
NeoThermic
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Yay, here is mine:

Click to view web site.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Nice!
:D
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:20, archived)
# You are very tall
AICMFP
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# I took this video today in Hyde Park
Click for dancing skater video (3.5Mb)

It's a skater. In Hyde Park. And he's just begging to be motion-captured/soundtracked by someone with more video-type talents and patience than, frankly, me.

The video clip is VCD/MPEG format, converted from the SE 750i cameraphone's 3GP format (if anybody cares about that sort of thing).
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Have you seen this?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Nope I haven't
http://www.what-are-we/?-your-motion-capturing-and-soundtracking-bitches.com

And, yes, you so are. Especially him. Over there, in the corner. In the hat.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)
# Where on the stair?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)
# The girl in the back
Said "everyone attack"
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Behind
the little mouse
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)
# hey!
leave me out of that!

actually downloaded the mpeg for a future idea..
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Sanyo 750i is a shit phone!
*has one and can't wait for my year to be up* :(

And is that bloke a gay man straight from the 1970s?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)
# IT's a Sony-wossname k750i
phone, not a Sanyo.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)
# Ah, ok
prolly not as shit as mine then!

The only half decent bit on my phone is the camera, and that's not that great!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:25, archived)
# But, yeah, that Sanyo 750i sounds shite
The SE k750i, though, has a decent enough camera on it. Plus, it works as a phone. Bonus!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:24, archived)
# *jealous*
and it is. TBF it's the software that's really pony on it - BEWARE though Samsung use the same software!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# He's shit.
Anyone could do the running man with a pair of skates on.

I can do it backwards.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Go on, then
Plus I didn;t say he was good. Just that he's silly.

Actually I didn't even say he was silly. But that much is obvious from the vid
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:26, archived)
# The running man backwards is what everyone does before they fall off skates and on their arses.
I can't do it, I have no legs.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:39, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Episode 4
Image hosting by Photobucket

Previous Incarnations
Episode 3 www.b3ta.com/board/5704558
Episode 2 www.b3ta.com/board/5677551
Episode 1 www.b3ta.com/board/5528095

also a new badge curtisey of zoot
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(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:15, archived)
# haarrrr
woo!

Pssst, "Incense"
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:17, archived)
# there, hastily corrected
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)
# BUT CAN IT BE MILKED?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:17, archived)
# hahahaha
i love that so much.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
great
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Haha!
That's brilliant! I love these
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Steve Steve Steve Steve!!!!
Much love to thee.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:25, archived)
# Hahahaha
Didn't see that last-panel pun coming.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:29, archived)
# yay for EC Steve
what a man, what a dilemna - w/y!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Landing it is always the hardest part...

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:11, archived)
# yay!
parallax and everything. *clicks*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:12, archived)
# poor little guy!
w00!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:12, archived)
# lol!!!
gets the first click of the day!!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:13, archived)
# i like this
i like this a lot.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:13, archived)
# excellent
in a none mr burns type way.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:14, archived)
# Yay
I like this!

(are you thinking of having another Edinburgh B3ta bash?)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:14, archived)
# I have no plans
to organise any bashes, but you should stick something on the calendar yourself.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:22, archived)
# That's rather nice!
Woo to you
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:14, archived)
# awww,
Poor little alien looks all sad!
*shares anti-depressants*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Rarr!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Last night he could not make it
He tried hard but he could not make it

Woo!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:16, archived)
# He started heading
for the motorway.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:18, archived)
# And he came right down
woohoo!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Wow!
Thats grand!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:21, archived)
# yay
is the marshon sickly?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:44, archived)
# perfect !
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 20:49, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:11, archived)
# is that Martin Jol?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:12, archived)
# yes indeed
it is.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:13, archived)
# In that case it's very good!
If it had been Britney Spears, say, then it would have been shit. But it's not. It's very good.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:14, archived)
# and why do you think I did it?
I feel very pleased with his astonishing work of late. Even more so than when he started.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Yes.....
he did look like he was happier popping into a prozzie's cubical in the Dam than being at White Hart Lane in his early days.....
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:19, archived)
# wouldn't you if you'd had to work with
Jaques Santini?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:24, archived)
# He's got no hair,
but we don't care!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:14, archived)
# indeedy
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Well as it's RPS
I took these and they made me laugh

This was in the car park at work:


This was in Liverpool...I didn't notice the last three letters and I am still choosing to ignore them

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:08, archived)
# i get the first one
but whats the second one?



haha, check out that live preview thing.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:12, archived)
# BELM(ont)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:13, archived)
# B E L M
you mong!!!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:13, archived)
# ...
belm is a word you just made up?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:14, archived)
# its not made up
check out www.belm.co.uk
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:39, archived)
# Aye, 'tis alright
but I prefer my nice pet Greasemonkey!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:14, archived)
# hehehe
I don't know why some people are moaning about RPS, i actually think it makes a nice change.

*dons flame-retardant blanket and runs*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Are they?
I rarely venture over this way and thought it would be a chance to show my fabulous photography skillz...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Yay!
:D

RPS is great, if people don't ignore the normal rules about size/girth and post a nice picture...

Have you been here? www.flickr.com/groups/b3ta-realphotos/
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:19, archived)
# q + d
tinky winky dead with bsod


(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Haha
Blue screen of death, that'll sort him.

Death to all children's TV characters I say. Or torture.

Except Peppa Pig - I like her.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Who's Peppa Pig?
(If it ain't from the 1970s or currently playing three times a day on cbeebies, it ain't on my radar.)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:10, archived)
# Peppa Pig is a Nick Jr show and she's ace!
www.peppapig.com/

Also, have a repost of mine...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:14, archived)
# shame we don't get nick jr, would prob b quite good
still, there's always boo and pocoyo and brum, and big cook little cook and balamory and smarteenies and all the bloody rest on and on for ever and sodding ever three times a day every day until you're bloody sick
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Huzzah!
*dances on it's still-warm corpse*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:14, archived)
# haha!!!!
that's fucking great! I wish I could *click* that!!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:23, archived)
# RPS and Fluffeh :)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Oh my cors, a photo of a cat.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Be fluffy
You fucking cunt.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:08, archived)
# Shan't.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Yay
for pussies!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:08, archived)
# what the fuck is that thing?
ive NEVER seen one of those before...EVER
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:08, archived)
# It's called a pussy
And from the looks of you it doesn't suprise me you've never seen one ;)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:11, archived)
# RPS - Abernethy round tower

Click to view web site.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:02, archived)
# needs to be
bigger

i cant make out quite what it is

;)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)
# mmmm
shortbread
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)
# BIGGER!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Makes me feel
all inferior.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:05, archived)
# had to be done
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:11, archived)
# Third And Finally, How I Love RPS



(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:56, archived)
# *giggles*
very nice! :0D
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:57, archived)
#
put it in
one fucking thread
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:58, archived)
# y-o-u-'-r-e
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:59, archived)
# i was a little
'too' harsh there
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:59, archived)
# a-l-l
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:59, archived)
# g-a-y
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:59, archived)
# c-u-n-t
;)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:03, archived)
# g-a-y
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:01, archived)
# c-u-n-t-s
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:05, archived)
# bah I was too slow
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:02, archived)
# You're shit at photography.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:01, archived)
# bah
oh i do apologise, my SLR wouldnt fit in my pocket. fecks sake....
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)
#  
Nothing like a bit of encouragement
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:04, archived)
# For the laptop....
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Foxton as in Foxton locks?
I live near there!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:17, archived)
# RPS
Taken outside my uni.

Does it make me gay for taking this?


(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:51, archived)
# No, but it would have made you gay
if you had posed for the original piece of art
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:53, archived)
# Or put the paint can up your arse
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:54, archived)
# that gives me
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:53, archived)
# haha. very nice.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:54, archived)
# bloody students
BURN THEM !
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:54, archived)
# Right!!!
Which one of you lot did this?


Seen in South East London today.....

Edit: Have sharpened the pic a bit....is this any better?

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:50, archived)
# i cant read that
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:52, archived)
# It says
"Betamax Bandit"

then

"B3ta"

below it..... I know it's hard to read, I only had a few secs to snap a pic on my camera phone....
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:55, archived)
# Admit it - you wrote it on there didn't you?
And then you took the photo and ran away giggling like a little girl.
In other news: I'm off to post some letters and grab some dinner. Bye folks!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:00, archived)
# bye.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Nope!!
Wasn't me!!!

Edit: Bye!!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:03, archived)
# bye chuckles
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:05, archived)
# ahhh
the sharper image makes it easier to read


why not use www.glassco.cx on it
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:01, archived)
# That shop's a bloody rip off
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:02, archived)
# do i detect the subtle use of sarcasm sir?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:06, archived)
# no
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:15, archived)
# :)
*refluffs*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:24, archived)
# ...
/squints
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:52, archived)
# He'll kill your manfolk
and take his fill of your women.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:53, archived)
# RPS!!




click thumbnail for bigger.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:44, archived)
# oooh nice
I like that...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:46, archived)
# thank
you :0)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:48, archived)
# Reminds me of...

...the original Moomins.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:48, archived)
# the moomins?
those hippos who lived on clouds?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Hippo's and Moomin Trolls

Early 80's (my era).

You may have seen the newer (and shiter) version - pretty sure they lived in the woods when I was a kid.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:52, archived)
# i remember watching it
when i was about 5... so in 1994... it was scary as fuck.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:53, archived)
# hippos? clouds?
nope, trolls and in a fab house...
(, Mon 6 Mar 2006, 13:00, archived)
# excellent shot
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:50, archived)
# I've noticed a striking similarity
Dante from Kevin Smith's Clerks:



and Mediocre, of B3ta fame:



What do I win???
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:44, archived)
# A fortnight
in July
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:45, archived)
#
with you??
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:49, archived)
# I'll pencil you in.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:52, archived)
# a spanner
*gives*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:46, archived)
#
*takes and shakes*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:49, archived)
# Hmmmm
(, Tue 7 Mar 2006, 8:20, archived)
# "Eva! Watch me now as I dance to Joy Division!"

Hitler was always prepared to show how it should be done
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:43, archived)
# Haha - super duper, and how!
I love watching people go crazy on those.
I am really, really bad. I can't even do 'The Reflex'.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:45, archived)
# Pffft
See, Hitler wasnt all bad at all
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:47, archived)
# Silly Hitler!
W/Y/H
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:48, archived)
#
*sound of penny falling*

Joy Division


Wahahahahahaha

Excellente
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Suppose it could have been New Order
instead
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:51, archived)
#
Scary - just listening to Everything's Gone Green
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:57, archived)
# RPS
Guess where I was yesterday.

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:40, archived)
# In Car 956?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:40, archived)
# I wish
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:41, archived)
# DC?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:48, archived)
# freezing
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:50, archived)
# Leiden?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:48, archived)
# too far north
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:51, archived)
# Hoboken
?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:49, archived)
# again too far north
Edit: the city is in Croatia
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 18:53, archived)
# um
zagreb? Split?
Dalmationia?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:03, archived)
# Yay!
Zagreb !


(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 19:09, archived)

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