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# This was one staring contest Jack had no chance of winning
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:42, archived)
# He blinked !!
or was that me ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:56, archived)
# i love
that!
(kiwanotree Meh, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:06, archived)
# i had a coupel of cats looking at me that way last night
i wisely chose not to engage them in stretching my owls or it may have turned nastyyyy
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Hum.
Oi, Your Mum, look:
God Save The Queen Lyrics
You were right, it does just essentially say "don't kick us, please!" and then has a half-arsed last verse about squashing naughty Scotland. Verse 4 is even quite nice, if you ignore the God-bothery bit.

*is cheered*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:40, archived)
# no no
these are the real lyrics

/whoring again
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:50, archived)
# scary shit
[WTC clicky] [edit: Not Safe for Sanity]
it still send chills down my spine
(dookie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:40, archived)
# ERm,
is there a joke hidden in there?
i didn't see it...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:41, archived)
# nothing funny
just scary shit
(dookie, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:42, archived)
# erm...
people come to b3ta to get away from scary shit!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:44, archived)
# my thoughts exactly.
I press "F5" in the hope of a giggle...
It was a very sad, very scary thing but I'm not sure this is the most appropriate place for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:46, archived)
# I agree,
on both counts.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:48, archived)
# head,
meet sand
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:47, archived)
# oh that's not fair.
I don't think many, if any, people on here are trying to pretend it didn't happen.
You lighten up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:59, archived)
# yeah the post was in bad taste
thanks for reminding me...
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:48, archived)
# I'm afraid
that we have all come here to escape scary and get all fluffy and kittenish so that we can protect our childish deluded view on life. Please no need. We know its scary. We want to avoid it. (or at least I do)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:50, archived)
# i don't want to avoid it
but there's plenty of newspapers/websites etc. where it belongs, and b3ta's not really one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:53, archived)
# i think
the quo are hidden in there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:48, archived)
# It wasn't the greatest thing to start my day off with
Bad enough having to do a presentation to people in a foreign country.
Walking into the Doubletree Hilton SeaTac to see that on CNN was the clincher.
Getting stuck in the US for a week with no cash sealed it. Thankee for ATT Call Collect and me dad!
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Is there really
any need to post such an enormous pic
of someone jumping to thier death?

I don't need reminding, I know it happened. After all, it's on every other fucking website, tv channel and newspaper, and has been for weeks leading upto today.

/rant over.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:59, archived)
# more crowther
(emm0uk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:40, archived)
# I really can't use Paint Shop Pro...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)
# you'd
think they'd be grateful really!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:47, archived)
# And another

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:38, archived)
# Please,
stop it, these are too good, much better than 'Golf Sale'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:40, archived)
# I agree
far far better than golf sale, which incidentally isn't that funny.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:42, archived)
# I've just had to explain to my boss...
...why I've been laughing my bollox off for the last 5 minutes.

"Leslie Crowther" I said.
Ironically, I don't think he believed me.
(I helped save b3ta! partychancer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:42, archived)
# Repost with different host..
(Rachel B, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)
# I see no post
with the different host.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)
# i see most posts
with different hosts
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:52, archived)
# yes.
it's working now, I can see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:44, archived)
# same host,
still shit
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:45, archived)
# oh yes...
worth the wait!

woo & mnnnnnggghhh uurgh
to you!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:46, archived)
# howwwwwwwwl
i think i'm gonna wee
(emm0uk, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:52, archived)
# bandwagon...
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:34, archived)
# stop it,
you bastards, I'm trying to work!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)
# Ouch.
laughing lots. Ribs hurt.

These are funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Big kitty knew how to be silent whilst stalking prey
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:31, archived)
# I think
their dirty nappies are making kitty think twice...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:49, archived)
# just getting silly now...


*edit* Bollocks! Lycos has officially died! I need somewhere to upload pics that doesn't require FTP (can't FTP through the firewall at work...)

*edit 2* reverted to my old 20m.com account, so enjoy this image for the 3 minutes it stays up :(

*edit 3* now trying freeservers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:31, archived)
# I upload thru IE to
www.freeservers.com - they seem not to mind image linking (tho they do say its very naughty in their AUP
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:34, archived)
# I know a poem.
"Greenclaws greenhouse
Made of plastic -
Greenclaws is a spastic.

Greenclaws friend whose
Name is Rita -
Rita's a retard."

Eyethankew.
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:38, archived)
# I never
thought you could stoop to such evil!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:54, archived)
# THis made me laugh every day for a year...
still smile now when I recite it to myself:

(to the tune of the Addams Family)
'the house is made of plastic
The curtains are elastic
The butler is a spastic
the Addams family!'

What?
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:42, archived)
# I've switched over to
Microsloth Groups . . . it works amazingly well considering :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:40, archived)
# this gave me a guilty chuckle
a top quality 'that is fucking sick...' moment gleaned from my lurkage on popbitch:

link to popbitch
(doltage, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:29, archived)
# Damn this web site.
I had to put a caller on hold because I thought about that Leslie Crowther thing and it made me laugh...shit, its doing it again.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:28, archived)
# who?
I don't know leslie cowther
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:33, archived)
# it is funny funny funny
i can see "what's leslie crowther doing this christmas?" becoming the new "all your base"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:33, archived)
# It made be guffaw
quite loudly. Luckily the boss thought I was laughing at a naff joke he told.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:33, archived)
# Furtive Jim
Gets thrown out of Madam Tussauds



Can't remember if I've already posted this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:28, archived)
# but
what's he looking at?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:36, archived)
# Right. Thats it.
I am going to kill someone.
Slowly. And painfully.
I believe the word "client" should be replaced with the word "cunt".

Where did I leave my gun?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:28, archived)
# It's over there,
in the corner.
(Amerella, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:28, archived)
# i'll bet
it's smokin'
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:34, archived)
# hmm
"to view this page you need to be using a java-enabled cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:31, archived)
# Clients
Oh yes. "Above root vegetable, below cat" is my maxim.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:32, archived)
# not quite sure why this reminded me,
but you never see them together, do you..?

(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)
# give em a few days they'll be getting all 6 sides done in seconds flat

has anyone seen my ticket?
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Hehehe -
express ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:46, archived)
# how do i find out who i bought my domain name off?
cos i need to change where it points to, cos as it is it is just a mess of broken images and i now have groovy-arse hosting. however i can't remember who i bought it off, and have formatted my hard drive since, losing the emails. any ideas? a whois search or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:26, archived)
# Would a whois search do it?
Though that only seems to cover a few domain types
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:27, archived)
# worth a try
how do i do it?
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:30, archived)
# It's along the lines of
whois domain.here
eg. whois microsoft.com

There's online versions, but I can't remember where.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:35, archived)
# arse
didnae work.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:37, archived)
# i think
here looks like a likely place.
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)
# What's the domain?
I'll find out for ya. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:32, archived)
# stupidbathroom.co.uk
don't look at it though, nothing on it works.
[plug] my actual site is here [/plug]
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:35, archived)
# Nominet
tells me it registered through HOSTEUROPE

They in turn have four UK-based registration service providers, namely:
Hosteurope.com
http://www.magic-moments.com/
http://www.webfusion.co.uk/

http://www.dedicated-servers.co.uk/
http://www.123-reg.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:36, archived)
# brill, cheers
apparently it is dome by 1-2-3reg, fab. thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)
# we use them...
it may mean you have registered with host europe or 123-reg.co.uk or webfusion
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:40, archived)
# yeah
this page here gives little more detail
(I helped save b3ta! beardman, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:41, archived)
# Go to
www.nameboy.com and click on their whois. They've got lots of other fun, as well, like a link that makes up rhyming domain names
(ChirashiD, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:35, archived)
# <a href="http://www.nic.uk" target="_blank">www.nic.uk</a>
use their who is for .co..uk (or any .uk) domains.

for .com or any other try www.networksolutions.com and use their who is lookup.

that is all
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:39, archived)
# Ah well, they all did it in those days


(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:24, archived)
# Wonder if...
He's exempt from getting a ticket being an alien and all?
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 14:21, archived)

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