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#
(1.618..., Tue 8 May 2007, 2:43, archived)
# i am greek
have woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 8 May 2007, 2:45, archived)
# It's spelled
G E E K
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# haha
you cunt, you made me lol raucously at nearly 3am in the morn. She's gonna wake up and kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:51, archived)
# I am geek
feed me beak
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 8 May 2007, 4:08, archived)
# Arf!
Woo, Yay and hem-hem-ohoooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# What is best in life?


(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:29, archived)
# efalump efalump efalump!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:31, archived)
# haha
but how does it


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
# answer to both:
with its trunk!!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:35, archived)
# it's always down to the trunk action
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:37, archived)
# trunk trunk trunk trunk trunky trunky trunk trunk
trunk trunk trunky trunk!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:42, archived)
# TRUNK!
trunk trunk!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:42, archived)
# trunk!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:49, archived)
# :)
trunk!!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:52, archived)
# he could well be off on his holidays!
I wonder what crap adventures he has!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:53, archived)
# trunky ones!
trunk trunk trunk!
see above.
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:07, archived)
# yes
I saw what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:08, archived)
# trunk
ated
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 3:17, archived)
# Arf!
Did moshgirl stick the boot in?
And with that I'm off to attempt sleep again. Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:33, archived)
# yes!
and 'night!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:40, archived)
# gnight,
and happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:43, archived)
# EFFALUNT
EXTREME BODY IMAGE VICTIM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:46, archived)
# he
hangs out with mary-kate





(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# ele needs to get a better diet
elefood for africa




*starts charidee
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 8 May 2007, 4:09, archived)
# lol brian peppers.
dsafdsfsadf
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:10, archived)
# OH SHIT
INTERFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:11, archived)
# how did people get so mad at this?
b3ta.com/board/7162709

it was a simple obvious image theft, I thought made funny satire. Oh well, a lot of the angry comments are hilarious either way.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# because ... because
you walked the lonely walk

through the valley of despair

once you appear at the other end, you are a changed man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# i froze your tears
and made a dagger
and stabbed it in my cock forever
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# that's beautiful man
it's like

it's like.. this
I want a toasted cheese sandwich
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:23, archived)
# oooh!
Make it Blink!!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:28, archived)
# that sort of thing requires more ability than I've got
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:29, archived)
# but you're
my new hero!!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:30, archived)
# *pulls off pants*
A-HAAAAAAAA!!!

no, hang on, that's not right
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:32, archived)
# mmm
classy you wear pants
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:34, archived)
# but only on alternate days
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:37, archived)
# I might ink that
and animate it rolling down a hill with him blinking flies away and dodging trees. I might, or I might shampoo the bedroom carpet as per my orders. Time will tell.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:40, archived)
# do both
simultaneously
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:41, archived)
# I shall have the
arrangements made to get the Bissell shoved up may arse first thing in the morning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# and that's probably why you've been alowed to live till tomorrow
:D

hehe

tho quite how it's going to be able to clean the carpet in that state, I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Do the shake and
vac!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:42, archived)
# OH NO
LEGFAIL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:47, archived)
# OH NO
WHAT A CALAMITIES!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Was great fun.
Repeated off into several other threads too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Was not mad, was mad fun.
Don't flatter yourself, dickhead.










/Kidding
//No Shit Blog
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 8 May 2007, 6:57, archived)
# I HAVE SENT AN APPLICATION TO PARIS
FOR AN INTERFAIL CARD
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# dsf adsfg afg fg!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:11, archived)
# lol
gfhfdgdfgdfgdfg
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# My Head => Your Head
Happy B3taday.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 8 May 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Hello
The Savoy gril, no running shouting or piddling in the shallow end
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:13, archived)
# DOCTOR DYSLEXIA FONDLES SAUSAGES FOR THE KGB 100% FACT*

*Margin of error +/- 133%
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# i was hungry a few minutes ago
.....
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:15, archived)
# I think I want a kebab
and I'm sober.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:17, archived)
# i want to fist
spiderman for being even more emo than i thought was possible

(offtopic)

mmm topic's nutty
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:19, archived)
# yeah
emo spiderman. I never saw the end. I probably never will.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:20, archived)
# oh dont worry
there will be another 3 spiderman movies for you to see.

The last one he must look like frankenfurter from rocky horror picture show
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:27, archived)
# Spiderman loves lycra. Fact.

Lion Bar
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:25, archived)
# I'm not in the least bit sober.
In fact, I'm hicupping like a loon.

A loon, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 8 May 2007, 4:09, archived)
# awww
a sausage orgy

little do they know, their fun is about to go badly wrong :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Run human, run!
*charges ion cannon*


WY
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:08, archived)
# He's naked.
That means Paul is dead, right? Or is that just wishful thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:08, archived)
# We need a real one of these, STAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Run, naked Hitler! Run!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Gay naked missing beatle riddle solved
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 8 May 2007, 4:11, archived)
# That's really very cool.
I like that a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 8 May 2007, 8:22, archived)
# photo photo photo photo shop shop shop!

spong spong spong spong!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:54, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT INTERNET PEOPLE THINK IS REAL.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:58, archived)
# THIS IS WHAT PEOPLE THINK IS INTERNETS
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:59, archived)
# 'ning doc
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:59, archived)
# this is real you freakishly handsome man
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Christings. Live-action anime. Scary.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:59, archived)
# give it a few years, and wait for the animatronics to improve..
well, I think you can work out the rest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Suddenly, Chobits.
*gets flustered*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:01, archived)
# have a look at repilee
and then ponder

anatomically correct?

horse free link
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Should I be terrified to my very core?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# when they get sentient
and work out how to make themselves

er I dunno where I was goin with that as at that point it's too late anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Blimey!
I never thought I'd be scared of an Asian lady but I am right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:03, archived)
# you has teh fears!
happy b3taday!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Cheers sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Awwww yay!
Ta muchly sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:08, archived)
#
Hello there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Hahaha
I don't want to think about what's coming ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:08, archived)
# mmm
bukkake
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:12, archived)
# The latest and
(far from)
greatest adventure yet


Previously: Part 1 2
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 1:50, archived)
# you know
I really could see this chap being the star of a really vicious cartoon :D

it has that "something"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:52, archived)
# see my profile
for links (the top 2 methinks) to some flash cartoons i did of him.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 1:54, archived)
# *sees profile*
*looks*
edit: is amused
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:54, archived)
# thanks!
waiting for cosgrove hall to sort their website out so i can apply, i live near their studios
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 8 May 2007, 2:02, archived)
# ahh
good luck man

I hope you got a huge portfolio (oo-er)

as they'll no doubt get shitloads of submissions, and no doubt many people wanting to work for free.. (the usual problem of course)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Haha!
Is he like the fat guy from Spaced?
/can't remember his name
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:53, archived)
# hehehe! I like these.
I also completely misread 'point' as 'paint' and wondered what he was planning to do to the corpses. Tigers, perhaps!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:54, archived)
# My bff and I met Matt Friction of The Pink Spiders at Bambzoozle on Saturday.

Site Much?
Original on my Flickr.

(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:31, archived)
# he is stripey!
like pink wasp!

what a crazy pink wasp!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:33, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Is he an Electro Poof?
Top pictureage, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:35, archived)
# No...not quite.
The Pink Spiders are more rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I shall investigate their musics using the medium of YouTube.
If it ever loads.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:51, archived)
# Try Limewire
if YouTube doesn't agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:00, archived)
# Nah, Oink will provide.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:02, archived)
# he is being consumed by ladies spectacles and emo hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:35, archived)
# heeheehee
That made me giggle. I do love his sunglasses though.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:37, archived)
# so are you the fat emo kid on the left
or the fat emo kid on the right?
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 8 May 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Okay.
We must be looking at two different pictures. There are no 'fat emo kids' in this picture. I take offense to you calling both my best friend and me fat. So fuck off and die screaming.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:43, archived)
# that sounds like something i could probably find in your favourite band's lyrics
in this case; *wow* at your ability to regurgitate your scene's own brainwashed bullshit

you really have done well with your life, haven't you?
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 8 May 2007, 1:45, archived)
# sheesh, don't be a cunt
I mean, fine, you don't like her music. We get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:51, archived)
# ^ this
life's too short

don't like something, ignore it and get on with life
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:53, archived)
# I wouldn't mind her being alone in a corner with her depressive music alone and worthless
but when I have to suffer emo kid after emo kid being hastily and rushedly 'painted' onto the board. I use the word painted because there is no skill in the image she produces. I wouldn't mind if she learned anything after evey image, but each is the same exactly.

So if I have to repeatedly suffer this intolerable shit day after day then I will reply in the same way I do to all the other n00bish cunts on here.
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 8 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# You know.
I have NEVER seen you post a picture. Just because I update my site once in a while doesn't mean all my pictures are the same. And 'n00bish'? Says the one-year member. You know, I only ever see 'n00bish' members complain about pictures because they don't like the band or person.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:59, archived)
# wow, one year registered, that makes all the difference
I suppose I'm also worse than you at everything because you have more MySpace friends? Shut the fuck up you daft twat.

Now if you pulled your head out of your arse and looked at the board properly you'd see that there are plenty of members who post things about posts they don't like and membership time doesn't mean shit.
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 8 May 2007, 2:02, archived)
# Seriously
this is going nowhere and I'd like you to stop.
You've got the wrong idea about kk but that's not really the point. This is not going anywhere interesting so please, stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:06, archived)
# or
you could go somewhere else...
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:59, archived)
# haha
get a grip of yourself Lowry. KK makes her pictures, they are her style and her passion. It's not to everyones taste and by christ the kid could do with some therapy regarding her choice of listening material but at the end of the day she does what she does. Leave her be, she'll not harm you.
As for learning something? What. like you learning where the cutout filter is? Fuck me Leonardo, chill.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:08, archived)
# I've only ever posted on behalf of a housemate
so ner ner ner ner ner :p

Edit: apologies that was incorrect, I also forward videos created by Parabol Production Studios
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 8 May 2007, 2:10, archived)
# No, I was referring to the
shite you have posted on DA Ian and had the audacity to file it under the heading of 'art'.
We can all be nasty internet bullies if we like and trust me, some half-wit student in the arse end of Wales is hardly worth me bothering with but if you wish it I'll happily make a mockery of you. I'll only get banned, it's not like I'm not used to that by now.

Edit. I meant Chris but I'm tired and bored of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:15, archived)
# yes but if you had the intelligence to read the comments on the images
you'll see that was all part of my tour into PS, and if you see there is a development curve between the first utter shit I made and the last utter shit. I wil not deny that all of it is utter shit. This is why I don't make images anymore; I've realised there are things I should do and things I should not do. PS is not one of them. This is a lesson KK(K?) should also learn.
(Spongeblunt Indeed sire., Tue 8 May 2007, 2:21, archived)
# but you are not the
arbiter of what other people post. Sure I have a go at people, but only when they have spectacularly fucked up and broke the rules. Why? Because it happened to me an that's b3ta. But just to slag someone's work off, especially when you have little or no experience there yourself is petty and smallminded.
I can work with Photoshop probably better than 90% of the people here when I put some effort in and you know what? I still don't have a clue so I would not dare to have ago at others. Oh yes I would, when they press a button for a filter and post it on the internet saying " Look, look what I made". No, nobody made that apart from the bloke at adobe who wrote the algorithm.
Just have a bit of humility or ignore others. If not that, have some common sense and don't start picking on the people who have many long term and popular friends here because one by one they will eat you alive son.

And that, I hope is that because this old cunt is tired. Nite.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Holy shit, I know who you are now
because I remember your posts. Fucking hell. kk's 14 years old and already her stuff pisses all over yours. You've got some fucking nerve trying to discourage her given your own utter lack of ability and talent in this regard. Skinwaste.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Again:
Fuck off and die screming.
Or, if you prefer,
Go die in a fire.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# I can't put it better than...
Driving along on the plastic dream
Heart beats fast like a tiny machine
I am electro boy
I am electro girl
Skating along on the perspex scene
Crystal moccasins, bionic cheese
I am electro boy
I am electro girl

*takes off disco ball suit*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:53, archived)
# XD
I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Yay!
I nearly got thrown out of Tesco the other night because I was slightly drunk and kept doing loud Old Gregg impressions.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:57, archived)
# hahahahah
That made my night.
Also, happy b3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:59, archived)
# Ta muchly!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:02, archived)
# nicely
done.
Keep hearing them on Kerrang radio at the min.
(stevepetmonkey all your cake are belong to me, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:54, archived)
# he's never short of brocoli
I think that the orange juice is off
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:15, archived)
# OMG WTF LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# they live in my cupboards
and they demand soup, for their heinous pleasure
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:21, archived)
# ZOMG LOL FTW
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:22, archived)
# OMG PONIES
PEOIONES

PAIENOSNS

PSNISFNDKL

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# that is the excellent
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# cor ta
:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:21, archived)
# ^
my name is meta4 and i agree with this statement
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:21, archived)
# yay
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:26, archived)
# all he needs now
is a friend made out of cheese.

broccoli + cheese ftw!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:29, archived)
# when they met
it was lunchtiem!

I'm now craving brocoli with melted cheese on it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:30, archived)
# me too...
luckily i have some on hand! mmmmm...
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:53, archived)
# you have brocoli hands?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Ooh!
How very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I'm getting the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# what's the worst that could happen?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:25, archived)
# chewbacca
could bum you
(I helped save b3ta! Keck Denny Crane! Denny Crane!, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:31, archived)
# no no
the "worst" that could happen

hahahahaha

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Woo!
Ace as always.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:07, archived)
# hah ta :D
your £10's in the post :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:14, archived)
# more garfield wankery....



edit: arse! i've just noticed a bit of his arm goes missing!

heres the source material.... www.garfield.com/fungames/comiccreator.html
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Good show!
Bedtime for Manleys, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:11, archived)
# the facial expression is what makes this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:16, archived)
# top linkage!

and of course a woo!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:21, archived)
# hehe
Did I leave the iron on? OMG THE IRON!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# have fun!
and, there is a doctor who comic maker on the BBC doctor who site, but i just can't be bothered with it right now.

i'm off to sleep
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:24, archived)
# nite nite
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:26, archived)
# that link's actually rather cool
it's great that they've relaxed & let people have a mess about with the source images

(though i expect they object to this sort of thing)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:34, archived)
# just because there are swans about
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:40, archived)
# Suddenly!
Geese!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:41, archived)
# that's a nice big tasty chicken!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# swans!

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha that's ten types of awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# who's arm will brake first
that is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:46, archived)
# hahah fucking genius
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# chin
chinnery

chin chin

cheroo

I've got swan hands

what can I do for you!

(classic disney songs)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:20, archived)
# hmm, outdone, as ever
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:36, archived)
# ROTATE IT!
*salivates*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# duck duck duck goose jambon duck duck swan
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# it canard get any better than this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# i know a screamo song
called Duck Duck Pteryodactyl.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:34, archived)
# swans rock!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# i love
this news story:
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/4361079.stm
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:14, archived)
# hmm
and as usual the official peeps ARE TEH LAW

even tho in this case it might not even apply

does that mean the police illegally confiscated his property?

nawty nawty!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:19, archived)
# the shroud of vespa


Click for bigger (307KB)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:26, archived)
# *Is bemused*
I don't think I get the Vespa reference?

*looks for Piaggio*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:27, archived)
# How rude of me,
the wasp is woo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# I.SEE.GOATSE.
*hugs padded walls*

Edit: Fucking hell I'm 5th on the stats board, that explains why my essay which is due tomorrow is not finished yet.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# haha
I'm 3rd, which explains why my wife is no longer talking to me and I'm probably getting on everybody's tits here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:43, archived)
# yeah you fucking fuckstabber!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# *tries to do that magic-eye thing*
*eyeballs fall out*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:28, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 8 May 2007, 0:29, archived)
# nothing to it really
just a wasp (vespa) and it looked like that bearded jesus-looking-guy shroud thingy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# William Morris?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:31, archived)
# "ohh... GEORGIE!"

bigger/pessimised (715k)
tried to hummus it a bit more, but it just wasn't taking
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:06, archived)
# ZOUNDS!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 8 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# 4.814kb over!
You terrorist!
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 8 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# ah, your 1024s must be shorter than mine
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Yes, it seems to be well under to me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# ah, the old
...'is a megabyte 1,000,000 or 1,048,576'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# More the old
'It's a 248.84kb image'.

I don't believe that anyone would call a meg 1000000
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# let's all just agree
that that's 248.84k nobody's getting back
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:51, archived)
# what the hell!
that's a big queen!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
# i'd like
an ARF for pessimised, please
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:59, archived)
# I call him a "squiggel"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Bojangles, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:01, archived)
# A squirrel and a ?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:20, archived)
# Iguana I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 8 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# aah
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# i wouldn't have believed you
without checking in iguanas for dummies
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:56, archived)
# That's an iguana
Best pets among the reptiles, 100% of fact.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:24, archived)
# not true
I had two reticulated pythons. Best pets ever. One tried to eat my Doberman it was so fierce. Sadly the little one ( 6.5ft ) died of pneumonia but I had George ( who every wit called 'Monty' ) for some time and he grew to 14.5ft. Sadly due to his sheer bulk I could no longer take him to the pub, that and having to source live piglets for his food meant I had to get rid of him. He still resides in Chester Zoo some 15 years later.

Oh and I really think he started to look on me as dinner too.

Science:// Retics are officially the longest snake in the world and considered the most bad tempered of constrictors. They also eat human beings.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Invertebrates still beat reptiles in my books
how I miss my poor deceased mantis.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 8 May 2007, 0:32, archived)
# Being a keeper of reptiles I have a
problem seeing insects as anything other than something to feed the lizards. No offence meant. Each to his own of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:35, archived)
# I see insects as something to feed other insects
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 8 May 2007, 0:37, archived)
# ever since that bill bailey song, i've never trusted them
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# Except for mantises (and other large insect predators).
They rawk way too hard.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:42, archived)
# I want one of these beauties
www.exotic-pets.co.uk/centipedes-for-sale.html
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 8 May 2007, 0:44, archived)
# ooh, or one of
these
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 8 May 2007, 0:45, archived)
# peripatus are cool
you see them in the forests here in new zealand sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:08, archived)
# i love mantises (and other large insect predators) magazine
coming soon, from deagostini
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:47, archived)
# that's mad.
very cool, but mad.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:34, archived)
# i have respect for anything that tries to eat a doberman
not that i'd want to encourage it
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:36, archived)
# He got a right swipe across his
nose slicing it right open. It was his own fault, I'd told him to leave George alone countless times. George was just minding his own business on the stairs ( all of the stairs ) but Maximilian wanted to play. Only trouble was I had a brand new green regency suite delivered and Max bounced off every wall howling like a loon whilst spurting blood everywhere.

Science. Dobermans are the dumbest dogs ever. Only superceded in dumbness by me because I have another one now ( after my rottweiler died a few years back ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:49, archived)
# i thought teh sceince had shown it was afghans (the dogs, not the people, obv)
i had a doberman briefly, as a child.
parents' friend bred them, and we got a nice chocolate brown doberman puppy.
unfortunately, the brown ones are sickly types and it died two months later
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Oh it's most likely afghans
and any of my science facts should never be taken as read. That's 100% of Fact.

They are dumb dogs though. My Rotty was the cleverest dog I've ever known and had a massive understanding of vocabulary. My current dog seems to understand 'walkies' 'din'dins' and 'what the fuck are you arrrrrggghh'. Anything other than that is met with the standard head tipped to one side 'wtfayboa' look.
my current half-wit

Click for bigger (324 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Wow.
I'm really impressed and kind of envious, but I think that you've proven my point for me...

Rats would probably be my second favourite pet next to cats if they lived to be ten or eleven instead of dying just as soon as you're really attatched to them, so I may not be the best judge of cold blooded pets.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:39, archived)
# rats again
are just a food animal. They both were on dog rats for years and I got used to bashing their heads over a table before feeding to stop them biting the snakes. It's when they get big enough for rabbits and pigs it gets harder.
Cats I would not have in the house, not even to feed to the snakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:01, archived)
# yay! but where's the TEEFS!? :E
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:23, archived)
# teef teef teef teef!
woo woo woo woo!
(Meta4, Tue 8 May 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Apparently
it can break your arm with it's neck.


Click for bigger (123KB)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 7 May 2007, 23:53, archived)
# Argh.. the seams...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:51, archived)
# arf
where is that? and what are those? and why is the games master... nah only joking thats patric mooore! play em patric! *ding ding ding ding* he's good! no?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:57, archived)
# It's all arse about face...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# That works very, very well.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# hahah that's ace
actually
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 7 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# now that
is one ugly duckling *click*
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Looks weird
Well done
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# cor, that's odd
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Ever get that sinking feeling?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Bogbean, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:35, archived)
# qqqquaaaaaccccckkkkk
*translation*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:19, archived)
# hahaha!
oh dear god, poor kitt
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Haha
Well, he's got a new car now
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# I'd prefer that.
I have a '64 splitty.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:26, archived)
# hehe
you are such a hippy man ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:28, archived)
# Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# i prefer a karma gia (i can't spell) that has been baja'd!
TJ : www.petermiller.co.uk/RAG.htm random animal generator! wow!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Kharman Ghia
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:32, archived)
# yes he did
thanks, i knew what i meant
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:48, archived)
# *envies*
I have a 75 camper and a 59 bug, but I really really want a splitty as well. And a KG cabrio. And a Kubelwagen. Am I greedy?
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 8 May 2007, 2:00, archived)
# im in ur... oh i don't know,
(f_cough Goddamn dipshit Rodriguez gypsy dildo punks!, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:12, archived)
# meow!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Whahahaha
:))
Edit: Teeffff
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# yay dogs with teefs!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:22, archived)
# That....
Made me laugh !!
(I helped save b3ta! M@n!nblacK, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:25, archived)
# horrendous!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 8 May 2007, 1:00, archived)
# Sorry for the TJ but....
is
this
old
news?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 May 2007, 23:16, archived)
# kinda, sorta
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:24, archived)
# woo

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# That's very good.
Needs less kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:17, archived)
# fluffeh tiem ! !
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:18, archived)
# a
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Mon 7 May 2007, 23:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Is it wrong that I read that as AAAANAL
?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:29, archived)
# I read it as that too
Are you my bum dad?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Mon 7 May 2007, 23:47, archived)

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