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# Buy them now, whilst they're fiesty.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# blimey
they're a bit naughty
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# Well they are bastard mints
so really it is to be expected.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# sure
I might listen to the now show and go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Sounds like a plan.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# haha
"like a little angel pissing on your tongue"
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# *genuine dutch saying
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:02, archived)
# Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:03, archived)
# we've got some strange sayings :-)
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# mix them up and then it's stranger
that way you'll only find old cows at low tide

O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Hahaha
You crazy crazy Dutches.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
#
ffs! look at this you pisses.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:22, archived)
# rofl
pisses
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# Argh shit no! Wtf r u doing?
roflcock! Houserape.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:16, archived)
# haha
"The Mint With The Piss™"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:04, archived)
# :)
MMMMMmmmmmmMMMM
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:15, archived)
# BASTARDS!
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:07, archived)
# But minty.....oh so minty......
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] This will send the message out to the ... bombers?... arsonists
am a boferd?
(I helped save b3ta! sutton a non-prophet organization!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:56, archived)
# yay for hands & fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:58, archived)
# RUB IT!
Rub haaaarder!
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# 5 more minutes
and he will be able to cut glass.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:01, archived)
# dung!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Oh I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# There are times when things like this simply must be done
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:45, archived)
# haha
i always do that with ther photos -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:47, archived)
# ahhah
i thought that was a dick for a second
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:49, archived)
# I love this
'tis wonderful.
Ohhh, I'd love to (donkey?) punch her...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:54, archived)
# *Smiles*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Swallowed something bad
mjetou2
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# omg it's some kind of incomprehensibly freakish monster
dunno about the guy on the right tho
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# badum tshhhh
meats check ur mail
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:26, archived)
# eek I has a mails
maybe it's money!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:27, archived)
[challenge entry] How is a Prime Minister like a Poor Matador?
(Penultimate Straw has been bested by the worst., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I know I know!
Is it cos they have the same initials?
(gingerchris I'm trying..., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:19, archived)
# They both
like sucking bulls off?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# both have terrorist attacks on their country in their first week in office??
(The Director of Directing, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# This makes me happy!


Shit in the cunt's gob before he dies Mr Elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# matadors are cunts
lets set their frigin heads alight and see how they like it, they deserve everything they get despite how old the tradition,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:25, archived)
# It's an old tradition that serves no purpose to the bulls they kill for blood lust
It's very dramatic and stuff, but completely pointless. 'Entertainment' out of such slaughter eludes me, completely
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:33, archived)
# i like the bullfight in "once upon a time in mexico"
joyous revenge
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:59, archived)
# oh
would be all the funnier if the elephant had a gun too

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:30, archived)
# coz they always
Balls up?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# um pa lum pa
doom-pa-dee-do
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:22, archived)
# groan!
(I cheated and checked the file name.)
Picador. Any door. I'll get me coat.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Testing Out My New Bouncing Brain
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Shit yeah look at that brain doing that bouncing
That's some top quality brain-based bouncing
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:57, archived)
# I dunno...
I've seen better
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# looks like mine feels
birthday on friday, went out til 4am, up at 10am to work, 8pm out clubbing again, home 7am, couldn't sleep due to red bull overload, worked all day again sunday. now been drinking and brain is fucked

EDIT: add in the 300 mile round trip I drove for the sat night clubbing
(The Director of Directing, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Wow
That's some clubbing commitment right there
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# almost
with commitment i'd stay til the end both nights
(The Director of Directing, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# aplauds
Yay ! well done *pats on back*

Congrats on the birthday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# thanks
wish it felt like i'd had one (apart from liver pain)
(The Director of Directing, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# That's insanely hypnotic!
And reminds me of how my own brain feels right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Your brain looks
scarily like a frog when it lands
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# that's...
that's hangover!
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:00, archived)
# this is you brain....
this is your brain on rubber tablets and Woos!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:03, archived)
# I see a red rubber toad
Is this wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:08, archived)
# No, no, not at all
*rings the local mental institution*
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# it depends on
what your going to do with a red rubber frog :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:20, archived)
# This brain..
..it must be thinking of bouncy balls, frogs and pogo sticks!
(Cadavre Exquis Ms. Lully Biscuits!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:40, archived)
# woo!
boingaboingaboingaboingaboinga
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Sat 7 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# It's what I'd have done...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I'M SPARTACUS!
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Ahaha
I love spongs
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# you love
mongs with thongs who do spongs with their shlongs who live in hong kong and who play ping pong and sing songs about king kong while they smoke bongs but i could be wrong?

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# No.
That's not what I love at all. You've completely misunderstood the situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Very Dr suess :)
...I think i might have to make some green eggs and ham on my day off
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Ha ha...another great one :)

and with that, I'm off.
G'night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:54, archived)
# that's him
and so is his wife
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# haha!
I'm Caractacus!
/just passing by.....
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Hahaha
The fabulous reality of life
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Given some of the threadwasting shite that's been posted today
I'm tempted to give this its own thread... but not that tempted.


EDIT: forgot to say - that made me gutlaugh!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# :P
(morner, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:06, archived)
# I'M clickingthis!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:30, archived)
# Me too
it's teh funneh
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# bwahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# :D
Have a click too

b3ta's on fucking fire tonight!
(or is it just another Jeep)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# its on FUCKIGN FIRE
leave your school bags behind and leave by the nearest exits
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Do not pass Go
do not collect £200
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Arf!
We need more burning jeeps!
Did the news report remind anyone else of cable guy? When they said they saw "an Asian" on fire, attacking police. I kept thinking of the "it was Asians" thing.
/kick me if I make no sense
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Who would have thought
that a burnt out car in Glasgow could get so much coverage
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Arf!
There were no baseball caps involved though.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Hahahaha
thoroughly woo sir!

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Hah. It's bad enough that the dog has some kind of disability in keeping its food down,
Did Malice really have to be such a goddamn cunt and name it Vomit? Christ. What an arsehole he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:02, archived)
# why thankyou
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# The rebel-alliance was fucked after R5-D4's motivator didn't blow ..

Leaving Old Ben and young Luke with some message they struggled to quite comprehend

Had to..
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:44, archived)
# :D hah
that's excellent
*click*
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Hahaha wonderful!

I've been meaning to go to bed, but b3ta's splendid at the moment ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Haha
I ain't getting on no Millenium Falcon crazy fool!
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Ha
Where's Rik when you need him to do his written frog impression...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Look at Ben's face!
Superb
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# Wonderful
*Cli...

Oh
:(
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# ark you cant fecking escape it
even ten gajibillion miles away !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# arf you cant fecking escape it
even ten gajibillion miles away !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Nice
Star Wars roast?
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:10, archived)
# FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:33, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# Excellent!
"help me foo' you're our only hope, foo'
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# brilliant!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:11, archived)
# if a thousand kittens rocked out

for a thousand years........
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# ...would they be playing
March Of The S.O.D?
Edit: :) Top pic
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Madman
(DRI))!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:04, archived)
# That went beautifully in sync with Zoot Allures

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:42, archived)
# hmm..
it's too fast to be black napkins
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# We need something faster
Like Chunga's Revenge or Let's Move To Cleveland
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:47, archived)
# or
"Variations On The Carlos Santana Secret Chord Progression"
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# I like that one
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:52, archived)
# sorry guys, im saving the Zappa songs....
for the 'yet to be animated' Nanook's Walrus' on Acid Ensemble
- complete with propeller caps, flouro guitars and day-glo string vests!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Thrash kittin!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# Yay! Giant plectrum kitten is teh rock out!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Slayer kitten!
Like woo *rifs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# YES ALSO!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:48, archived)
# \m/ yaay \m/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Yay
More kittens with guitars I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:58, archived)
# went brilliantly with
killswitch engage- a bid farewell
better with: My last serenade
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:05, archived)
# yaaaaaay!
*RAWKS*
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:17, archived)
# Look! Look look, look. They put a little suit on him.
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Little bit of politics.... This for a project I am working on.
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# LOL Jesus, you're naked!

http://b3ta.com/board/7357399
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# lol i know
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# Jesus! Have a wash, you dirty bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:46, archived)
# Fantastic pic
V. woo!

(is that David Gest?)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Now listen here.
I know it is crap, bindun, etc. I just had to get it out of my head before it drove me nuts.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# I suppose that makes it okay then.
But I still don't know what vote saxon means.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)
# it means vote saxon

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Biff Byford used to live
down the road from me
/famous
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Apparently
his wang is huge (and is not a cucumber taped to his leg)
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)
# He bollocked me and my mate
for throwing a frisbee on his roof
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:27, archived)
# Well you should have apologised.
Then hurled it into the front of his head, where it was meant to go ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# I was only about 5
(around the same time Crusader came out.)
I was fucking terrified by the great big hairy twunt
" 'Ere, 'appen you best tell me who threw frisbee on us roof else there be bother"
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# Man, you should have roundhoused him in the face.
Being a child is no excuse!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:38, archived)
# I've had some "sans-taste" periods in my life
but I knew better than to buy of copy of crusader! My pal Ben had it - what a pile of shite!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:39, archived)
# Ben wasn't that bad ;)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:25, archived)
# Haha!


Ooh, crumbs im on the popular board for a CDC animation o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:26, archived)
# woo for metal
Saw them Edinburgh Playhouse a long time ago (mid 80s)
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:28, archived)
# Denim and leather..
Saw them way back then as well, at some long forgotten point
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)
# For some reason saxon
makes me think of John Sachs of Gladiators fame. And other various shite voice-overs.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Applauds.
.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:51, archived)
# \m/
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# A totally tropical giant penguin

Because the illustration up at the BBC just wasn't convincing for me :)
Giant sized giant penguin | more wallpapers
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Five fucking feet tall
Good heavens!

WOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
Nice one Miss.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)
# that's ace ;)


and a wonderful opportunity for a pearoast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# hooray!
there's not enough furtive and fluffy these days
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)
# I agree
this one is very old itself

*makes mental note about animating more of these two*

also:
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:41, archived)
# Hahahaha
What a diabolical fiend!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# greetings from furtive

"wish you were here"
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# this makes me smile too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# :)
b3ta.com/board/7357675
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:36, archived)
# hehe
~8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:37, archived)
# Pip?
~8>
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# dunno
*c|:)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:49, archived)
# FLOWER HAT????
{o,o}
|)__)
-"-"-
O RLY?
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:12, archived)
# majikly Woo!
:) - *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:43, archived)
# I found this ad in town! Not shopped, I swear!
(Dooley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
# Hahahahaha
that would go nicely with a t-shirt saying "I'm Maddie".
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:18, archived)
# I'm Maddie
and so is my wife?
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Arf!
that would work too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# Got the pic
?
(Indigo_Pool, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Hahaha I wish
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:24, archived)
# haha amazing!
and everyone already knows maddie is her own mother in a wierd paradox way
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
# You're definitely going straight down to hell on the express elevator...
but I laughed so is there room for me too?
(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Sure thing, dawg.
Hop in, everyone!
(Dooley, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
# You know, these would make tomorrow's board meeting at work pretty cool
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:31, archived)
# I could be blue, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
Subtle ;)
Does anyone else hate that guy as much as I do?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:16, archived)
# I feel quite ashamed to say.....
I LOVE THE FUCKING ALBUM!!!!!!
/kill me now blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Ahhh
well in all fairness I haven't heard it. I'm making my judgment on one song which, admittedly, is rather annoying. Sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# It just got overplayed
overplayed overplayed overplayed overplayed
overplayed overplayed overplayed overplayed
overplayed overplayed overplayed overplayed
overplayed overplayed overplayed overplayed
a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Yeah just a bit.
Bit like Darkness and Queen. Why do shit high voiced artists get played to death, yet you don't hear much Jeff Buckley these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# YES
yes i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Thank god!
Actually, haven't seen you about the board in a while. Are you lurking these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Ummm...
are you thinking of someone else? Havent posted much the last few days though
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Perhaps it's just me being on at odd times
Just been a while since I saw the name.
/trying not to sound like a stalker
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Hahahaha
Know what you mean though - you get used to seeing the odd name on at the same time as you.

*checks the door is locked anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:45, archived)
# first thing I saw:


way too many hours, days, weeks, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 4:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahm no' in hot water

And to hull with the seams
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# Oh, the huge manatee!
Nicely shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# is he giving birth?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# No, he's running the country!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# ba-dum...
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:32, archived)
# i see no seams or seals...
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# haha this makes me
WHINCE (is that how you spell that word)
hooray for hippos
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:02, archived)
# It's a hippo
although it does seem to be missing its back legs

edit: bah you ninja'd it!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# NIINNJAAAA
har har ;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Saw this in my town. i swear it`s real!!
click (440KB)

mod edit: sorry, that file's way to big for a jpg. try to keep still pictures around 50K thanks. And while I'm here churches have been using posters like that for years
(diprobase, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# WOAH WHAT'S GOING ON
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# its shitty photo sunday
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# I am beginning to suspect you did not find these yourself
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# what?
its a big pic cos i didnt resize it from my digicam.
(diprobase, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# :D
You're almost as much of a twat as Ricky Gervais

/bbc1
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# lol
well.......
(diprobase, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Your digital camera
takes pics in 440kb filesize?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
# i see
is everyone on b3ta a cunt?
(diprobase, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
#
a/s/l?

Wanna cyber?
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Can I?
I promise I'll pretend to be Ted Maul.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# It's a me-taffer
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Paul McCartney donated a hundred top hats
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:05, archived)
# he spurted them out of his top hat dispensing penis
scientifically true fact! 100%
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# Next time you cross the road, Peter
Don't bother looking!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Trenta Percenta
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Hahaha!
He's my favourite

Peter, you've lost the NEWS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# I would say this-
I've been working here for 18 years, and in 1975 no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:14, archived)
#
In 1976, no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1977, no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1978, no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1979, no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:21, archived)
#
In 1980, someone died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:22, archived)
#
In 1981, no-one died
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
#
In 1982 there was the incident with the pigeon
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Cowsick Wastrel
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Sorry
I've just shot me muck watching Elton.
I'm no longer interested and I'm probably just gonna have a kip now
:)
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:03, archived)
# Gah!
I forgot that shite was on. I take it it's as bad as I can possibly imagine?
/refuses to even check
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# I put it on a few mins ago
and Gervais was on.
It was one of the most cringeworthy "performances" I've ever seen.
I actually feel dirty and ashamed for having seen it.
Where's a bunch of suicide bombers when you need em..
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:10, archived)
# Or
© a nutter on a flaming microlight
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Hahaha
now that is how they should have done it! Fuck poncey 4x4s.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:15, archived)
# They must've been prepared for that particular type of comedy terror attack
The roof's closed
:(
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:19, archived)
# the c.i.a are
currently investigating this message and will have to take appropriate action, you will be informed when you have to touch teh hams
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Damn those intelligence agents!
Quick! Move to plan B involving the kite with lazer beams!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Let me guess...Gervais did his "no, I won't fucking do the dance, you cunts...oh alright then" thing. As usual.
*wishes he was there hurling bottles of piss at the stage*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:13, archived)
# ^ That's just about summed it up
As well as that awful FreeloveFreeway song from The Office
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
no i have a penis thankyou
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)
# do you want another?
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
# haha 2 penises
double barrell wanking , *sorry*

no im fine with the one

/penis talk
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
# you never know when another one might come in handy
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:09, archived)
# You are not making friends here you know.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# can i?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# kick it?
yes you can
(spartacus_mills and Rex Hamilton as Abraham Lincoln!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:56, archived)
#


They're now called TP (for their bunghole?)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# Wow, I've not been there in years
but then I moved away from Stroud years ago, so that makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:20, archived)
# yay
go stroud!
(Bazamataz, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Why
are you pushing proper work off the board with unfunny, unshopped stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:58, archived)
# The apostrophe suggests that there is more than one god.
(Woody999, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:53, archived)
# er no
It's in the correct place.
GODS' would suggest multiple gods but GOD'S is singular
(although I would suggest the number is still out by at least one).
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Sorry for the unfunnyness - where's this then?

But I just found a panorama tool for the Macs and I thought you lot might be interested. It's called DoubleTake and seems to work ok.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# Neat.
Shame it tags it
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Yeah
It's shareware or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# what if you did two and put the pics in backwards for one of them
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Somewhere in Americaland?
Clinton Memorial, perhaps.

And you might want Hugin for your gigantic panoramas and suchlike.
(Happy Idiot Talk now has an alibi for, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:30, archived)
# Wow! Hugin looks pretty cool, I'll have to give it a go.
Did a couple of panoramas for someone at work at the end of last week - one manually, the other using autostitch. I'm tempted to go try a few panoramas myself.

Edit: I'm glad that suchlike link was already purple
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:50, archived)
# that'd be
the view from a boeing 737 on final approach to the white house
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:34, archived)
# I like it
although the horizon's amazingly curved
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 22:35, archived)
# Reminds me of the view from the Eiffel Tower.
Where I snapped a load of pics to make panoramas from but never got round to it.
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 2 Jul 2007, 0:00, archived)
# NSFW i swear this isnt photoshopped
click (nsfw)

mod edit: like the man says, if it's nsfw then link it. ta
(diprobase, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:50, archived)
# JEEEEESUS H ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:51, archived)
# You named yourself after a cream for skin infections.
Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:52, archived)
# hmm
Yes, a foot infection. Nothing sordid
(diprobase, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# I use Diprobase!
/leper blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:55, archived)
# if you admit its nsfw then dont show it on the fucking board
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:53, archived)
# the word GRIM
comes to mind, Please read the FAQ up there ^^^
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sun 1 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)

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