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[challenge entry] Hungover. Bored. Made icons. That's it. Welcome to my Sunday.
 Alien
 Emo
 Mod
 Club
 Diamond
 Heart
 Spade
 Pacman Ghostie
 Hungry Horace
 Manic Miner
 Mario Mushroom

They might be shit but I've never done them before so don't know what's shit and what isn't. So apologies in advance. At least they're fucking small, eh?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Love the alien!
It rocks
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:10, archived)
# ^this
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Mmmm
Alien lurvin'
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:35, archived)
# I want Horace!
edit: Woo!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Very nice.
I ignore icons now. You only have to keep buying them every time you get banned ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:11, archived)
# good work
mini-icon compo them
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Duurr...
I is fick. Ta!

Told you I was hungover.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:15, archived)
# I *want* the mushroom!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# These are all brilliant,
I'm especially fond of the Pacman Ghostie and Mario Mushroom :)

Here's my one

(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:18, archived)
# wants a swastika
fuck off...they aint banned wanting yet
*lights a fag
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:19, archived)
# funny you mentioned that...
This would be my suggestion for MOD
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Poifekt!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:34, archived)
#
i want that mushroom very much so i can eat it and then be very big and see many different colors and stuf .. bring me five
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Lovely icons.
Boards of Canada fan?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Yup!
I have a love / scare relationship with them. I love them, they scare me.

*roots round for some Lemon Jelly*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:38, archived)
# I'm more of a fan of the newer BoC stuff.
The old is sometimes a little too weird.

Space Walk, by Lemon Jelly, is awesome.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:50, archived)
[challenge entry] they are ace
I did a few a while ago









.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:30, archived)
# Ha ha! Greatness!
Why didn't I think of Pong? 'Cos I'm a dimwit, that's why.

I'm feeling the 'golf sale' one more than most, I imagine...

/has to walk home down Oxford Street every day, where cunts holding them signs force me onto the road blog
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I love that anatomy T-Shirt underneath her coat with the decorative lapels!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# Ninja'd!
I live you.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# Needs more mascara and lipstick!



(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# Have both Woos and Yays
but shouldn't miffy be holding a bottle of shampoo and a fag?

*CLICKS
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# Heh!
Love the dead eyesness.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# The spacbook

Meh...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# I'm encountering a level of RIS never before seen.
But then I'm usually fucking slow.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Downs Syndrome is caused by an extra 21st chromosome
That's 2 chromosomes on the lid.

That being said, can the word spac encompass down's syndromes?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:23, archived)
# Christ
No wonder I didn't get it. Nobody should have to think that hard of a Sunday!

And yes, I believe it can. I don't think spacks are that picky. Join the party!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:25, archived)
# ...
normal people have two copies of every chromosome. RIS sustained!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:26, archived)
# Oh arse biscuits!
I should've put three on there ):
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Here
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Is that really Emma?
or just her head on someones body?

(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I think
it's someone else's body

/polyjuice potion blog
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# The latter
the original is very clearly photoshopped.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# Bah!
*stops fwapping*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# I searched for hours for one
Then I typed 'Emma Watson' into google. It was RIGHT THERE.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# I typed "electric cable" the other night.
NSFW!!!


try it!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# You fucking cunt
Is that Pasanonic on there?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Me...Cunt?
I am not google images!!

(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# I've seen worse
You've not seen anything 'til you see a man with a centipede crawling down his japs-eye...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Eugh
*googles*

Edit: Haha! If you type in 'centipede jap's eye' the third one up from the bottom is b3ta
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# every other image on google
is b3ta.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# I suppose so
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/26440/

That's the link it came up with

Edit: Was that HappyToast's first post?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I doubt it'll be on google
still, I can't help but wonder how many times that has been searched for on google...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
Why did I try it!?!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# I hope he practises safe flex
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:04, archived)
# except these ones
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# that's what everyone said the first time
to be fair, it's a very poor pun
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# haha
Exe and Wye

edit: finally my geography degree has been useful for something
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# * Gets!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Urgh...
Straight to pun hell for that one...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Oh god
That's just....ARGH!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Ahhh, so it's not because it's all yellow
Oh fuck it *drinks bleach*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:15, archived)
# Forgive the TJ but
YOU THREAD DELETING COCKMUNCHER! ( you know who )
If you are shit at shopping at least be funny

I struggled for days to make this skillful image of Micheal Moorcock to add to your thread.

Carry on Bruce, sorry about that.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# What the fuck!?!?!?!?
That thread had loads of stuff in it.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# I think he got embarrassed
and decided he wanted no more.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:43, archived)
# I was thinking the same thing...
Plus I cocked (hah!) my image up anyway
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# I cocked my image up too.
On purpose and it still looks more lifelike that the previous threads image ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# Very
still, blurry cancer was cool...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Yes, it wasn't very good, was it? Which is fine (sort of), but the fucking massiveness of it and the fact he deleted really presses my cider.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:46, archived)
# How big was it anyway?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:47, archived)
# About 110k
I know, it's not a major issue but the whole package deal of it not being very great and subsequently disappearing was the annoying thing.

If you're not much cop you can at least stick around for the constructive criticism, right?

Right?!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# Aye, indeed...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# when I first came here
all those years ago I was shit. I did not know my photoshop arse from my elbow. Layers? Not a clue. I took some serious stick one particular day ( I really was shit ) but if I'd have ran off with my tail between my legs at all the abuse I took I'd not be the shit hot photoshopper I am today ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:03, archived)
# *Presses cider - LOL!
rips knitting!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# Author Michael Moorcock?
As in the guy who wrote Elric? Which I'm currently reading? Who inspired Hawkwind to do much of their music, Michael Moorcock?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:44, archived)
# No.
It's well known celebrity cock, Michael Moore.

This is Elric. (unfinished)

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:53, archived)
# Wow cool
Elric is great

Edit: Not to criticise, but Elric was described as 'pale'
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:57, archived)
# It's night
and it's not finished.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:00, archived)
# Oh fair enough
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# She wants him to regress his y on her x

Rated "S" for Seams
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Seams glorious seams!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:14, archived)
# Seams good
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# what is this y and x thing?
/intrigued
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:35, archived)
# A while ago
someone put a link to a rhyming dictionary for 'sex', and 'regression of y on x' is the longest rhyms, at seven syllables. I have now coined this phrase.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:38, archived)
# Ahh yes
Salt 'n' Pepa 'let's talk about 'regression of y on x'.
I should have known that!

/thick blog
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Yes
I'm trying to meme it
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# You can't make a meme!
They just happen!

/Originator of Ris? blog :)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I know
But I want to make one

Like a genetic thingy
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:48, archived)
# mmmm genetics.
!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# that man
looks a little bit like australian comedian shaun micallef
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# Only with his eyes and mouth closed
Here's the sauce Brandow!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# yes, i saw it below
what would possess them to put such an awful photo of him on their site?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:45, archived)
# I tried emailing him
to say 'your picture scares me'

But hotmail wouldn't let me send it
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:49, archived)
# his expression is identical to that of
chump manbear
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:52, archived)
# Do you EVER say anything else?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 17:51, archived)
# NOWAI!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# abstract painting....


Click for bigger (356KB)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:55, archived)
# stop lookin' at me
noice mate
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# cheers sir!
i must get more adventures with my paints.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# I'd like more
adventures in my pance tbh. But each to his own eh? ;)

I'm doing a self portrait in painter right now for DA. I'm not happy with it though.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:41, archived)
# i've only really jsut
started painting and doing "real" stuff - but its something i'd like to explore! :D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:51, archived)
# i know what it is....

what i win?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:15, archived)
# hehehe
it reminded me of a parrot! :D thats ace!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:21, archived)
# Nooooo.
T REX!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:42, archived)
# hehehe
:o)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:50, archived)
# !
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:50, archived)
# me so hungry!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# *pays £1.99*
Also, I dread to think of the e-coli happening in such an establishment.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:06, archived)
# Hands over one reheated boy
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:33, archived)
# Their till needs to go back to school and retake maths
1.99 + 0.99 + 2.50 + 1.99 = 7.47
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Awards you one Pedantichrist medal
Start-All programs - Accessories - Calculator
Fuck fuck and fuckity fuck
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and dirty
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# I just found this
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:49, archived)
# Highly Meme worthy
and just a wee bit unsettling.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# I love the massive picture of him
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Meme?
Post 13 has the original Cornellious- the original thread got deleted (shame)
pressstarttoplay.net/forums/showthread.php?t=8066
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:19, archived)
# why?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:51, archived)
# Because I wanted to
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:56, archived)
# Ah!
The past-tense Billie Piper Defense.

/unintentional Rhyme blog
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:13, archived)
# FEAR
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:08, archived)
# middlesbrough
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# That looks like
a chav in scuba gear.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Well ...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:28, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
I've left the iron on

(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:30, archived)
# Hull?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# burberry has become quite popular here
and nobody really know anything about chavs
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:35, archived)
# That's the way it shall stay.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# just read yr prof'...."push the power button"...hahhahha
Did the exact same thing with my bosses computer last week...fucking retard.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:54, archived)
# I used to wear
quite a bit of Burberry in th 80's. Back then it was still considered good quality gentlemen's attire. Then they got a bit skint and started having sales in high street shops and fucked it all up. ( I never had a burberry baseball cap though, that's modern invention for the council estate brigade )
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:18, archived)
# RIS?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Allow me to ris-plain.
It's a piece of "art" from Middlesbrough. You find a lot of drunked chavs/twats climbing up it. Amusingly, it's right next to Teesside law courts so they always get caught being naughty.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# my first photo story
and my first use of a b3ta kit image. Hope you like it - it took fecking ages.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Yay!
Nicely done :)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:20, archived)
# The smug bastard!
He got what he deserved. Fucking croissants.
Edit: *clicks*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# hahah
needs more *SPONG*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# He's got Marty Feldman eyeeees
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# hehe, lovely...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Crap Gladiators
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
# lurkage!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:14, archived)
# couldnt help myself...shit gladiators!!!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:17, archived)
# Just started using Illustrator
1st attempt:


Click for bigger (86KB)

Original here:
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/40472/1185108369/original.jpg

(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# nice
:o)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:51, archived)
# you are lovely brown haired woman...
how much to see you you bottom smile?


*woo's first attempt
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# hahah
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:52, archived)
# There you go
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:09, archived)
# meh
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
*KLIK*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# why the long face?
does it tile?

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# tile -- nehh. it doesn't even loop properly - i should do more with it
I thought the fella looked a bit like C. Mongler
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# he needs glowing eyes
that would be cool

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# still not as scary as...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:50, archived)
# crikey! he could attack at any moment!!!
I'm having salad
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:18, archived)
# this picture just
confuses the shit out of me
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Yup!
Innit great?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# hehe
I keep thinking that's vladimir putin on the right :D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:29, archived)
# Humm...
Makes me think of Thomas the tank engine
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:16, archived)
# Bonnie Langford?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:57, archived)
# I'll bloody make it tile


TILE!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# TILE IT™
!!

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# Tee hee
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:58, archived)
# TILE IT™ more!!!!
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# Ok then
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# yay
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:01, archived)
# There you go





(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:07, archived)
# make it stop!

ok, this is how it's done


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:11, archived)
# BOAT BOAT BOAT BOAT BOAT!!!!!!
Let's Boat!!

eek!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:12, archived)
# TILE IT!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:16, archived)
# NO DON'T!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:26, archived)
# TILE IT™


(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# You asdan.
Tee hee
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:21, archived)
# That is REALLY fucking scary
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:23, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:32, archived)
# What softwares do you using for make tile the internest picture?
Is Tile-It Pro ™?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:36, archived)
# yes
TILE-IT™ Pro™

from the makers of PANTSBEGONE XL™

and CHILDS TOXIC TRUMPET™
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# This is MUCH better.
the effect I was hoping to pull off was to have the head grow as it came out of the mouth. then I realized there would have been too many steps for the amount of time I was willing to spend. (what ninjas?)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:37, archived)
# This guy had posted a series of pics of flickr
and they just fit together perfectly like this. Having a bunch of related source images made it easy.
Actually, someone on here asked for the source and I posted a link to the guy's flickr, then someone posted a link back to here on his flickr comments, so he saw what I'd done to him :) Thankfully he wasn't pissed off.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:42, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:43, archived)
# and so the circle of life is complete
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Shit me backwards.
Fearsome.

But brilliant.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Bin dun?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# crikey
hope that nobody gets confused and flies air force one laden with explosives into it

:D

what's that tower that has the rollercoaster on the top of it, in vegas or something?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# can't remember
but Vegas is all about stratosphere now.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbehfUGx6Rs

In other news, best spam of the day was entitled "bagpipe crystallite anglicanism"
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# bet there's a few leakages of the bowels on that ride
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:36, archived)
# \o/
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Passing through Dubai in October...
...I am now a little scared.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Concentrate on the picture.
and play this in the background.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8ZTTsiJupo
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I wouldn't go near the damn thing
/seen too many middle eastern concrete buildings with shite construction
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Yeah, Dubai is shoddy like that.
I mean, the burj al arab is gonna fall down any minute right?


Pish.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Middle East?
East Earth.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] They is all warty...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# I hate to think where they came from...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Just a knobbly old pumpkin-type vegetable...
don't worry, no real baby's warts were used in this post.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# guess he couldn't find the woods in time
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hehehe
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# sunday afternoon octopus attack

(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# *likes*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# "I work all day and all you make me for my dinner is a puny boat!!"
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# haha
poor octopus, so undervalued
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hehe
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha ha ha !
is this the mongychops domestic abuse mini comp
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# hehehe
that was quality

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:27, archived)
# cor
he doesnt look happy
*offers a squid sized cookie*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# brilliant, marvelous
and calamari as usual.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Hooray for squid & octopi
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Hey I like that!
:)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Yes to this :)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 16:24, archived)
# That would rather freak you out
half way across the Atlantic
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# Fucking Ace
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 14:00, archived)
# Hoodles you bastard!

Was thinking of making a lil series of this cheeky chappy. what do you think?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# that is very cool
is that your room? you need to tidy up

A Jehovah's witness just came to my door but didn't seem to want to chat. I feel so rejected ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# you have OCD!
AICMFP! ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# actually i do. I have a letter to prove it.
hah! AICMFPB!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# grumbles
and hands over £5.

Do you want to come for dinner? ( I love people with OCD coming over, they just HAVE to clean up ;))
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# actually it is more trouble than it is worth
"is that cooked properly? Are you sure it is cooked properly?"
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# Don't have the steak.
I like it still saying "moo" as it slips down my neck
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:25, archived)
# snogging cows is frowned upon
where I come from.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:59, archived)
# he just came to your door?
then walked away?
silly witness people are for converting!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# he gave me a pamphlet.
i didn't want to chat, but i would have liked to think i didn't look like satan incarnate ;P
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:16, archived)
# You have an untidy room
and is that anti-diarrohea medicine I see there?

edit- also who drinks Carlsberg?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# I think Billy
should 'cunt him in the fuck'!
Yes, make a series, with lots of revenge type stuff.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# you live in squalor
with a cartoon monkey?
omg
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# and there is no excuse for that shirt.
EVER.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:14, archived)
# this
so very much
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# unless he was going on a magnum PI themed
piss up.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# ...as Higgins
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:47, archived)
# yeah really
the 1970's called

they want their curtains back

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# THere's an American sitcom right there!!!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# that's every american sitcom ever!
:D

Hoodles and the monkey!

haha

:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# do it.
as long as it doesnt feature any of your yiffing ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# are those
labtec speakers ?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:17, archived)
# ha yeah
*is beginning to regret taking a photo of his room as many B3tians are questioning my fashion sense*
Still thats what i like about B3ta, ya learn stuff
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:19, archived)
# yeah but congrats on drinking carlsberg.
best of all the cheap lagers.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# no no
double dutch
4 cans for under 3 quid...hell yeah, does lose its fizz quite quick though.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:24, archived)
# ive had those
but the woofer fucked and blow up as i listen to very woofer damagable music :D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:23, archived)
# had mine
for about 6 years now, still yet to es'plode despite many beer fuelled antics.
You can have mine, i wont be needing them for much longer.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# /suicide blog?
;)

Your shirt isnt that bad
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:29, archived)
# off to africa
my lil monkey

Out there looking for gold

*yar*
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# Like, proper off to africa?
which part?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:35, archived)
# central african republic
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# so somewhere nice, safe and stable then
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# yeah could say that
*shakes* still shouldnt be all bad, the company has its own personal armed security team.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:48, archived)
# ah yeah
they have those for the guys working in nigeria too

er.. anyway enjoy your time :D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I've only been to south africa and that was enough of an experience!
Turned down trips to angola and the congo for work - there's a limit to what i will do for a job
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:53, archived)
# ive got new
MANTA PARSIFAL AMERICAN SAN FRANCISCO blabla shit
manufactured in Poland
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I don't know what the new one is
But its definately male!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:18, archived)
# i think he is sexing
a pikachu
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:20, archived)
# haven't we all
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)
# Shhh!
I'm trying to avoid telling everyone, i'm a bit embarrassed about it
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:26, archived)
# THat's how you fit them on your boy bits!
Poke 'em on!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:39, archived)
# hahaha
thanks for the benefit of your experience ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:41, archived)
# anyone for sausage rolls?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 12:55, archived)
# dunno if I want sausage rolls
yum!
But I do fancy some bangers
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 12:57, archived)
# I knew a foreign girl called Mash.
Maybe that's her dad.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# bangers in mash?
sounds a bit odd
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Incest is wrong.

Edit: Tell that to half of Cornwall
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# include devon too
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# Only half?
Why is Cornwall considered to be incestuous?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:08, archived)
# they have to build up stock
for the sepratist movement
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Have you ever been to Padstow?
In fact, every man woman and child in St Dennis looks alike. Mustache and all.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# West Virginia
If a man and woman get a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:34, archived)
# maybe not
but they are still mother and son
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# They're chasing cheeses!!!
Wooo.

Nothing better to do today huh?:P
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 12:58, archived)
# Haha!
yummy!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:01, archived)
# is it due to the huge amounts of
alcohol I had last night r are they rolling uphill?

Woo for things that do your eyes in.

forwards, backwards who knows?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:04, archived)
# That took me an amazingly long time to read
...
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# awww.
*patronises the simple* ;)
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:06, archived)
# *chuckle*
How the hell are you so talented, you annoying old man?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:07, archived)
# I bribed the man
It's not about what you know but how much cash you can give the man.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:13, archived)
# or how much you can make him think he's going to lose
:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Are they just spinning, moving up and down very slightly?
This is hurting my brain
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:05, archived)
# oooh.


Click it for bigness!(235KB)
Some strange cat/girraffe in an eerie landscape. Yeah.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha
That's actually lully:D
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 12:43, archived)
# This earns you a click
The colours are quite hurty on my eyes, but it is brilliant nontheless
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# how bizarre
woo!
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 12:53, archived)
# Do dodo do dodo do dodo do dodo
Oh baby etc.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:21, archived)

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