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# demon in christ

because of this silly story:
www.news.com.au/story/0,21985,22138621-5002700,00.html
I downloaded the last supper it is strarange the demonic face that appears on
JC's mug just by shopping his head and flipping it horizotally and doing a
tween with opacity fade

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:06, archived)
# Two faced bastard!!
Hold still!


woo.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:14, archived)
# leonardo sure painted some crazy stuff, demons, boobies,, you name it
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:36, archived)
# *Fwap* *Meh* *ARGH!*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# what a twat
him not you
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:23, archived)
# MAY I BORROW YOUR BICYCLE JERRY?
 

 
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:19, archived)
# coffee....screen...you bastard...
AHhha..oh christ..must...make..dancing..Sheen...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:20, archived)
# O MY FUCK YES.
 
This is just a simple reworking of an old one, as per this:
www.b3ta.com/board/7447449
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:23, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)
# yay!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:22, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:30, archived)
# She is really cute.
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahah!
 
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:30, archived)
# Where did your picture go?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:31, archived)
# I deleted it cause it was shit.
 
Couldn't get the red on black to come up legible, and the joke wasn't all that funny anyway.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:54, archived)
# I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN B&, YOU DISAPPEARED SO MUCH.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:56, archived)
# Huzzah!
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:33, archived)
# OH YES.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:32, archived)
# Hahhhahahaha!
Oh my.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:23, archived)
# GIDDY UP!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)
# i'm...
...SHEENING OUT!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# OH IS THAT WUT DAY IT IS?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# IT IS LOLDAY. GET READY TO LOL.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:37, archived)
# remember some of that music I posted here?
I think we're going to be able to make some more of that, and with some guitar and drums. OMG OMG OMG.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:45, archived)
# FUCKING A. I WAS HOPING FOR A DICKBUTT ANTHEM, MAYBE.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:49, archived)
# I'll see what we can do.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:50, archived)
# ROFL.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 7:48, archived)
# Sorry, Magenta has it and is taking her lad for a outing.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:26, archived)
# I DIDN'T REALLY STEAL THE LITTLE RED TRICYCLE.
 
IT FOLLOWED ME HOME!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:29, archived)
# GLEE
bottle or not, its GLEE!
*CLICK*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:54, archived)
# GET ON ISKETCH PLZ.
IM NOT KIDDING. I JUST STARTED A B3TA ROOM.


EDIT: FUCK ALL OF YOU. NO ONE GOT ON AND I QUIT.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:38, archived)
# I'M NOT GOING ON THERE, YOU CAN GET BANNED FOR DRAWING DICKS AND STUFF
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:39, archived)
# WHAT STUFF?
LIKE, DICKS AND STUFF?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:40, archived)
# DICKBUTTS AND CUNTASSES, O MY.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:41, archived)
# STIFF LIKE DICKS AND STIFF!
I'm banned! look!

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)
# That'll teach you!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:51, archived)
# no
I never learn! I'm banned from here too!

EDIT: Do you have ANY idea how to draw a rectangle to a specific pixel size in illfrustrator? If not how big in mm is a 1280 x 1024 pixel wallpaper?

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:53, archived)
# I'm USELESS in Illustrator I'm afraid.
Having said that, it is possible to change the units used for measurement. Would that help?
If so try Edit -> Preferences -> Units and Measurements
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:00, archived)
# I knew it, I knew it, I bloody knew it!
Thanks! I knew you'd know!

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:03, archived)
# Haha pure fluke.
I'm hopeless in Illustrator. My usual routine is: I open it, struggle to get something started for about 20 minutes, then think, "I could have finished this by now if I'd used Photoshop"... and then I open Photoshop :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:06, archived)
# GET ON ANYWAYS.
IM DRAWING DICKS RIGHT NOW.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:40, archived)
# Fuck that..
1) I'm too tired
2) I can never get it to work
3) Really tired
5) It sucks
e) So tired.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:40, archived)
# HAHAH
THUS I WIN
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:44, archived)
# "If you like isketch, you're just like me. We're likeminded people. Kindred spirits, if you will"
-Fred Phelps
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:51, archived)
# hahah.
I just wanted to try it, shut up.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:58, archived)
# this one...
...made me laugh.......!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:18, archived)
# You see, Jim?
VulcAn blood looks like arse!
         Y
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:24, archived)
# Nice!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:24, archived)
# IF I LOOK AT THIS LONG ENOUGH, I'M SURE I'LL SEE CHARLIE SHEEN IN THERE SOMEWHERE
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:28, archived)
# I think not.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)
# Pffft^wPfffft^wPfffff!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:36, archived)
# I SEEK HIM HERE. I SEEK HIM THERE.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:40, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:43, archived)
# *Leaps out from behind Mofaha*
Supplies!

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:59, archived)
# *is suppliesed*
 
'ello!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:20, archived)
# The bloooooooood!
/Bella - Ed Wood

Looky, Sweeney Todger;
www.aintitcool.com/images2007/sweeneylarge.jpg
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)
# Heh heh
kk is going to love that SOOOO much :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:35, archived)
# Who?
Depp + Burton = WooFuckingYay!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:39, archived)
# killerkitti
We've seen most of the Depp/Burton movies together.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:41, archived)
# Your picture keeps changing....I hope...Oh shit...I FUCKING HOPE!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:42, archived)
# I think not.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:44, archived)
# Oh, he's a sneaky one alright.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:45, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:46, archived)
# Teehee
Now make a monkey.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:49, archived)
# Holy shit...they're real!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:50, archived)
# Hang on . . .
bubbles up there . . . monkeys here . . . YOU ARE MICHAEL JACKSON! AICMFP!

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:52, archived)
# ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:55, archived)
# ...plethora..
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:56, archived)
# you over-talented get!
yuo make me melt! ARRRGH! I'm melllllting, I'm melllllllllllllllting!

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:58, archived)
#











(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:56, archived)
# Yes
cunningly designed not to tile ;)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:57, archived)
# haaa haaaa....
...the monkey rules!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:28, archived)
# Killerkitti.. but who doesn't love Depp + Burton?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:41, archived)
# assholes?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:44, archived)
# Yeah, and film snobs.
 
Oh.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:21, archived)
# I am seriously looking forward to this.
 
Always loved the musical, and to see it realised on screen by these guys.. HOOWAH.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:41, archived)
# The poster alone has me excited.
And I don't even like musicals, except 'Little Shop of Horrors',..oh, and 'Big Trouble In Little China'.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:43, archived)
# That recent version of Chicago was pretty good.
 
Although it would've been better with Christopher Walken as Billy Flynn.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:33, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH WHY DID IT CHANGE?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:44, archived)
# RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:46, archived)
# IT DID IT AGAIN.
OH NOOOOOOOOOO.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:47, archived)
# What do you mean?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:46, archived)
# d00d, you are freaking me right the fuck OUT
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:48, archived)
# i see...
...all kinds of shit in there!.....good shit!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)
# I dunno...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:17, archived)
# In my mind I see him fighting off a horde of Energiser bunnies.
 
GO BRUCE, GO!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:18, archived)
# I'll have a funny idea worthy of him...sometime later..
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:19, archived)
#
Way down in Louisiana close to New Orleans
Way back up in the woods among the evergreens
There stood a log cabin mad of earth and wood
Where lived a country boy name of Johnny B. Goode
He never ever learned to read or write so well
But he could play a guitar just like he 's ringing a bell
Go, go, go Johnny go
Go, go Johnny go
Go, go Johnny go
Go, go Johnny go
Go Johnny B. Goode
He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack
Go sit beneath the tree by the railroad track
The engineers would see him sittin' in the shade
Strummin' to the rhythm that the drivers made
People passing by would they would stop and say
Oh my but that little country boy sure can play
Go, go, go Johnny go
Go, go Johnny go
Go, go, go Johnny go
Go, go, go Johnny go
Go, go Johnny B. Goode
Well his mama told him some day you will be a man
You will be the leader of a big old band
Many people comin' from miles around
Just to hear you play your music till the sun go down
Maybe some day your name will be in lights
Sayin' Johnny B. Goode tonight
Go, go, go, go, go Johnny go
Go, go Johnny go
Go, go, go Johnny go
Go, go Johnny go
Go, go Johnny B. Goode
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:06, archived)
# YES. JUST LIKE THIS, BUT WITH MORE BRUCE LEE.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:14, archived)
# oh boy...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:15, archived)
# DON'T YOU MEAN "OH BRUCE"?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:26, archived)
# GR-GR-GR-GR-GR-GR-GR-GR-GR-GROOVY.
 

 
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Hahaha
I should make some more of these. I really enjoyed making the george ones. I have a Kramer clip somewhere...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:42, archived)
# PLEASE TO NOT HOST ON PHOTOBUCKET KTHX
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:49, archived)
# ^this
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:05, archived)
# That's a b3tards one, but pre-upgrade. Blocked?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:15, archived)
# OH YES. BLOCKED TO HIGH FUCK.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:25, archived)
# BALLS.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:27, archived)
# *Boogies*
"now with extra jive!"
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:17, archived)
# Wuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......
...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....

....aaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaa...etc.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:19, archived)
# Dr Evil, can I paint his yoohoo gold?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:21, archived)
# I like the way he used to hold five darts in each hand
and with one throw, KILL TEN PEOPLE!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:25, archived)
# I think you may have dreamt that one.
:D

Eyegonow.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:29, archived)
# Indeed, sounds more like something the Hoff would do.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:31, archived)
# Madness!
Madness?

THIS, IS, PLYMOUTH!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:33, archived)
# *glees*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:33, archived)
# WHOA.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:43, archived)
# laptops
now covered in coffee, and some cheese i was saving for later
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# I THINK YOU MIGHT NEED TO WATCH A BRUCE LEE MOVIE.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:32, archived)
# KLAATU, BARADU.. NICTU.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:34, archived)
# CALLING OCCUPANTS, OF INTERPLANETARY CRAFT
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:42, archived)
# Romancing the sex fish
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:54, archived)
# jj?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)
# (SneakyBedtimeSexyPost)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:02, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)
# There was probably a message in there or something.
I dont know.

*wanders of to find yogurt, or maybe tea*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:04, archived)
# That's both beautiful
and poigniant
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Do fish count as furryporn or is it a whole new thing of scaleyporn?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:02, archived)
# Fish with tits?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:06, archived)
# Fish and tits
with mushy peas
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:10, archived)
# Be it fur, shell, scale, slime, or hide. All be YIFF and unworthy in the eyes of the Sheen.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)
# FOR IT IS WRITTEN, THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER A FURRY TO LIVE.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:11, archived)
# Written with piss into the snow.
Right thats it, im really off this time.

G'night all you crazy B3ta types.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:12, archived)
# Cya sleep well
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:15, archived)
# GOODNIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:16, archived)
[challenge entry] island rock...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# woo
yeah, rock on!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)
# Well b3ta
It's past my bed time.
Good night, all!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# g'nite
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# Rock Of Ages...
...keep on rollin'...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:10, archived)
# Awww
this poor guy's rocking out all on his own. Shop some friends for him.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:54, archived)
# ...his friends...
...are getting stoned....hee hee hee...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:07, archived)
# ahhahhah!
 
Woo!


 
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:56, archived)
# AAAHHHHH!!!!....
....SCARY!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:07, archived)
# I also found this, deep in the vault.
 

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:12, archived)
# haha
this is unfeasibly good
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:07, archived)
# I dunno, there are filters involved..
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:14, archived)
# ideas not technique, as they say
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:20, archived)
# B3TA LOVES YOU.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:42, archived)
# IN THE FACE
TWICE
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:58, archived)
# GETTING DOWN!!

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)
# ...down with...
...the rockingest sound around!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)
# *rocks out*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 5:16, archived)
# you sir...
...are a fuckin' genious!....:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:24, archived)
# Bang!
One last post before I turn in for the night.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:34, archived)
# Awww
that's fantastic :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:35, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Can I have some of whatever you're on?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:35, archived)
# No.
This lack of sleep is all my own.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)
# damn, I already have that.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Then you must learn to channel your insomnia.
/zen
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:42, archived)
# I channel mine into rage, and non sequiturs.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:32, archived)
# choo choo cha choo beep beep
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:38, archived)
# *glomps*
Helloes Connor-of-the-fab-drawings
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:40, archived)
# Do they make square honey?
 
*ponders*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:38, archived)
# Dont be silly.
They make square wax combs though.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)
# STACKABLE TOO!
woo
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:42, archived)
# That may just be the best idea ever.
Stackable bees.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)
# Oh go on then...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:47, archived)
# Oh yes yes YES!
Now I will never be short of ducks again!

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)
# smelge
is such a lovely word!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:33, archived)
# ah good
i was running out of duck-tape

get it. christ.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Drumkit falls off a cliff.
Ba-dum-dum tishh!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)
# Bee!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# Not two bee!
but three bee! YESS THREE BEE!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:01, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:23, archived)
# Meh
What about acro?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:26, archived)
# acro never worked for me.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:26, archived)
# It can sense your fear.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Is acro still going?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
# It is around somewhere, in some form or other.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# i cant get i sketch i need to download the stupid software.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:26, archived)
# well why haven't you downloaded the stupid software?
everyone knows you need the stupid software.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
# i cant get it to work.
: - (

shockwave's website is shit.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:30, archived)
# What OS are you using?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)
# windows xp.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:35, archived)
# what point do you get stuck?
Downloading it, or installing it and getting it working?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:36, archived)
# the webpage doesnt work.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)
# oh right hang on...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:59, archived)
# looks like it.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:28, archived)
# I'm sure you can trust iSketch not to import shit into your computer.
Assuming you are, in fact, on your computer.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# I WOULD RATHER SURF B3TA, THAT IS WHY I CAME HERE INSTEAD OF GOING TO ISKETCH.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# why so many ant-i-sketch sentiments on here?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)
# i want to do it i cant get the stupid software to work.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:30, archived)
# They're not very good at it ;-)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:33, archived)
# I WOULD RATHER SURF B3TA, THAT IS WHY I CAME HERE INSTEAD OF GOING TO ISKETCH.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:37, archived)
# he's just asking if fellow b3tans want to make a b3ta room on there.
It's no reason to get all shouty.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)
# most of the time when somebody suggests isketch there are people lined up round the corner.
i can't be blamed if b3ta's turned to a shitpile.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)
#

 
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:41, archived)
# well that's alright then :-)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:42, archived)
# Dirigible Away!


1280 x 1024, for those who like a bigger dirigible

Edit: I hope all my crew/passengers are here.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:22, archived)
# OMFG THAT IS UR CLICK Y R U SO UNFRNDLY
This is great :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:23, archived)
# It is too late at night for me to decipher that.
I will just sit here listlessly and await translation.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
# LOL WUT??!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:29, archived)
# Oh sod it.
ROFFELOLOPOP! :P
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:31, archived)
# Haha
also, where have you been? There are too many friendly regulars going missing lately.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:35, archived)
# I have started a super secret project with The Neville and Wheelybird
and hit a massive hummus drought.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)
# I DEMAND YOUR IMMEDIATE RETURN
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)
# I HAVE RETURNED!
*blasty fanfare cape swirling mist*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)
# Huzzah!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# Monocle!
Oh how I wish I could own such a wonderful piece of facial furnature.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:24, archived)
# Since my eyesight is bad in both eyes I would have to have two
which would look crap.

Maybe an eyepatch/monocle combo........
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:30, archived)
# And alternate them
Every time the day of the month was a prime number.

Also, yay! My 2nd b3taday :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:38, archived)
# If you donate you get a spiffy candle :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Now if only I could get some form of online payment
...and before today is over...
Damn being a cheap student with nothing more than cash!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:45, archived)
# If you have a bank account then you can get paypal.
Edit: Being a student is no excuse, I am one :P
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:46, archived)
# Aces in minced lobster.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:25, archived)
# DIRIGIBLE!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
Wheeee!

This could only be made better if I was a distinguished young man with a rugged beard. But I'm still happy! Wheeeeee!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:38, archived)
# There wasnt a picture of you in your profile so I made it up.
I think Finnbar and Shada may have come out worst.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:44, archived)
# Haha, that's ace
And I appear to have gone all female just for the trip :D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 12:35, archived)
# ha ha!
c'est fantastique!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Communism Rocks!


Click for bigger (275KB)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# hehe
nice one
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# Watch the greatest thing ever made..(if you like Robocop)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)
# Bruce Lee
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:15, archived)
# you're a crazy crazy man
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:16, archived)
# I didn't make them.
This guy;
www.youtube.com/user/bohabb

I've just discovered him, searching for Robocop stuff on YouMoob...he is...a genius.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:17, archived)
# Well this is funny as hell.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:21, archived)
# ...christ on a bike...
:D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# am i the only one wishin for suffocation?
yay
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:28, archived)
# Yes,
it will never work.
woo

I em go SLEEP now. good night.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# FAKE!
There's no wedding ring.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# heh.
steel guitars are more c&w.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:01, archived)
# down down deeper n down
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Haha
I see them, at the back there :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)
# Dobro
wicor
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)
# What makes it sad!?
I WILL HURT THE SADMAKER.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)
# pasanonic?
I just spazzed back - fucking hell, what a cunt!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Yeah, he really is.
I think his Reign of Terror is drawing close to an end.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:03, archived)
# I didn't realise he was Zoot to start with.
Perhaps he doesn't understand why he was banned.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:04, archived)
# He seems to me
like a dictator.

tator k
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:05, archived)
# beekitten!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Chris beekitten
served with plum sauce
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:56, archived)
# i would like to pay you money.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Hallo. I am calling about your monies being transferred to a safe, while your vault is steam cleaned.
Please give me your bank account details so we can transfer the monies.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# Awwwww in neon.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Thats one sad kitty :(
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# I like the yellow feet.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:58, archived)
# woot
lovely stuff
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Haha.
I LAUGH at your sadness, kitty. LAUGH.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# THIS KITTIN NEEDS AN INJECTION OF GOODLIFE.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# hey
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:01, archived)
# Ah
good to see you :) How have you been?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:02, archived)
# ok i suppose
you ?

making lots of good things i see. just tend to lurk these days.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:05, archived)
# I miss your posts
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:06, archived)
# i have been on
kdice.com/

don't go on it. i swear it sucks your soul away. im an empty husk.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:07, archived)
# Hahah fuck no
not again. You got me all hopped up on the single-player version of that, way back. It's evil I tells ya.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)
# no!
we'd rather have you here. draw us some dice.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)
# FRESH
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:10, archived)
# but im 162nd
its my greatest achievement
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:13, archived)
# achievements are for suckers.
better to have a collection of broken dreams and idle regrets.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:25, archived)
# yay !
nice kitty
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:01, archived)
# why you be nawwty it is nawwty
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:04, archived)
# Heh
exactly.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:05, archived)
# He's lully!
And I am bad
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:14, archived)
[challenge entry] A way to calm Anglo-Russian tensions?


Click for bigger (373KB)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)
# no replies to this cool post?
have a woo from me
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 4:57, archived)
# it's DOAP
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 6:37, archived)
# It's late, have some bad phunk..and I do mean Bad, not BAaaaaaaaad, maaaaaaaaaaaan...

Ed: I meant the anim is bad, not the track, they rule.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# SLOOOOOOOOOOW GRRRRRROOOOOOOOVVVEE!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# What is this Earthman?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# It's Mr Fab, he's F-A-B.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# I'm listening to it....errmm......
..errr,...oh dear, ahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# haha :D
Wooo!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# Are you Rhabdophobic?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)
# Yes.
Also i missed my 1000 posts 25 posts ago :(
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# You looked it up, didn't you?
Edit: HAPPY 1025th POST!!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Thank you :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# You looked it up, didn't you?
Rhabdophobia.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Nein!
& haha. i got it wrong anyway.
i should have looked it up. then i would have looked smart.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:52, archived)
# Well I just told you anyway.
So you practically looked it up in the Prictionary* **.

*Me
**The fear of being beaten up with a stick
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)
# Then you're Ichthyophobic.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:56, archived)
# That something to do with Harlequin babies?
Only joking, it's fish.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Fish.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# I SAID IT FIRST
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:58, archived)
# *sings*
Thriller!

(what first came to mind)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)
# It's the black version of Power Rangers,..I'd watch it.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:46, archived)
# Holy mother of god...what have you done?
DISCO
....time to to dance bitches
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# Ooh

Get yer groove on, Michael Brandow!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# :D
So much fear
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# The half-naked Emma Watson kind of balances it out.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# PEOPLE IN THE FRONT ROW, LIMBO!
 

 
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# aaaaaaahhhhhahhahhahhhahha
fookinace ahhahhahhha
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# haha
could you not be bothered reversing the frames or something? That'd loop fantastically, I reckon
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# You're right, but that makes it 150KB.
 

 
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:14, archived)
# road legal at 150kb...and 100% better
Woo, yay and a hoopla!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:21, archived)
# SHaaaa HEEEEEn
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:57, archived)
# is there some kind of terrible kerthunking sound coming from that bass ?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# yes?
Crazy foo'
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:01, archived)
# cameo?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# .......
It's only Earth Wind and Fire..hang your young head in shame!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# they're pixellated teeny-weenies. could be the plasmatics for what i can see.
'young'. heh.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:52, archived)
# TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME WHAT'S THA WORD?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:52, archived)
# i can make my voice sound like his if i get trampled for hours.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# Woo! *peas recent dance anim*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:50, archived)
# awww!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# that reminds me of that 'controversial' lube ad from... holland? somewhere.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# You're reply reminds me of Ichiban.
Lipstick for men.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Haha.
The fuck, the first thing I thought when I saw that is "Why is a character with a face from Pani Poni Dash doing a small section of a dance from one of the intro sequences of the same show, whilst wearing what looks like Satoko's outfit from Higurashi?"

Yes, it was a long thought, and it was filled with so much revelation on how much of my life I waste. Deep.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:56, archived)
# Much less the location and partner I choose.
Layers within layer. There are three, not including
the target and further joke there too.(in the filename)

/Berson blog
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:00, archived)
# You're from another dimension.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Oook!
*scratches*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:04, archived)
# Get back into L-space, Librarian.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:05, archived)
# Oh no, you get it wrong.
Librarians are our (book-lemurs) natural foe.
We rip out all the good bits and stack things
in vast constructions to illustrate ideas.

They hate us, as much as we fear them. [/;-D
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:17, archived)
# DAMN YOUR BIG YELLOW BLACK RIMMED EYES
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:21, archived)
# *chitters maddeningly from the reference section*
Here we are 790's...
*jams book back next to nearest title with a V*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# IF YOU ARE IN THE DANCE SECTION YOU MUST DANCE. IT IS A RULE.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:39, archived)
# 133 is wrong!!!!!!!
*leaps into gallery with a saw*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)
# I don't know what your words mean.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# WOW!
i clicked it and 2 boxes came up. so i typed in them and pressed a button.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# NO U
 
www.b3tards.com/u/

These are all the user directories.. click at your peril!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# *clicks*
*perils*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# I... I CAN SEE... EVERYTHING
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)
# ashully...
random clicking I found this

www.b3tards.com/u/45f4c7c5b07d2cca3ad2/

NSFW

whats that doing there?

ding?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# POOOOOON
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:53, archived)
# who was it that kept posting asianporngirls on the gayshift?
might be the pics he worked from.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# MarkyH?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:01, archived)
# that sounds right.
i'd look it up but i'm lazy and cooking.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:05, archived)
# not in mine thank fuck
!
nookie!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:05, archived)
# THAT'S NOT THE WAY THIS BOARD WORKS
29 posts and 1 image reply omitted. Click Reply to view.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# I wish I did not understand your post
but I do.

*weeps*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# :D
*weeps also*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# *clicks*
does not see more.

*sulks*

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# needed arrow half inch to the left i think...bloomin delete button!!!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# nice try though
very nearly worked.

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# is it in right place yet?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# more or less.
but the arrow needs to be bigger methinks.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Now my post above makes less sense.
You've broken things!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# Some folks have fonts locked to 12pts or more.
Or odd faces for defaults etc. ie. It's a crapshoot.
BTW lines up perfect for me, hahahaha!
edit: still on ILT!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# This^
was not considered

*wish i'd saved it for the day shift
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# click here for to see more?
written by borat?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# I saw that ninja.......
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# I KISS YOU
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# I like sex.
SHE CAN STAY MY HOME!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:42, archived)
# I roast with sister
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# I've totally gotta get that on DVD.
 
Can't wait to see the extras..!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:45, archived)
# i make betamax cassette for sale
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Is your workplace still reeling from wrongnumber.ppt?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# OH YES.
The found out it was me, and my boss came over and said that he hopes he never pisses me off because he can picture me coming in with a shotgun. He said he might forward the presentation to the police before he does anything so they know what they're dealing with.

I did my best to assure him that I wouldn't kill anyone, but he didn't seem to believe me. He's sent me a bunch of emails about 'dealing with stress'.

I'm not entirely sure how to react to this.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Put a bullet in his lettterbox.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Er...
cunt him in the fuck, I'd have thought.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:14, archived)
# I'm in one of those awkward situations
Where I actually really like my job, my boss is pretty cool and I'm getting paid well.

This makes things so difficult.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:18, archived)
# Smoke a joint with him?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:25, archived)
# Hahah
if that's 'difficult' I'll settle for it :)
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 3:32, archived)
# i am like you very much
...I buy?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# 50p
and i chuck in a copy of razzle
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# *buys
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)
# you are seymour butts, aicmfp.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# The Cherry & Whites Lauch 07/08 Kit....

(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Im guessing its a place which has been flooded
and their football team are red and white.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Football? You bloody Phyllis Stein!
The bestest team in the world, Gloucester Rugby.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# another automata design, fluffy this time

the finished one had a four foot wingspan with a bunny at the controls and a couple of rats as ground crew
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# That's pretty ace
You have the skills
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# You should be given a lot of money to make wondrous things.
 
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# i was
at the time
but the people who i worked for were a particularly unpleasant strain of born again christian ... and they thought i was satan himself by the time i finished with them
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# "If you're doing business with a religious son-of-a-bitch..
get it in writing.
His word isn't worth shit, not with the good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.."
 
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# it was a dream of a job
but the people were absolute cunts, they wanted me soooo badly to be in their horrible little cult of wankers , but i was having none of it
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# join my cult, you get free monkey bread and lemonade!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Words of advice for.. young people.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Dopped wings?
Looks, good.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# the finished one
had fabric covered wings with a couple of coats of cellulose car paint looked most authentic
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Nice
Does it fly?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# very nice
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# these are super.
the one below is spectacular, but i didn't reply there.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:21, archived)
# teh fuel pump hose is supposed to..........
go in the wing. not up his mickey hat wearin' ass.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# quick, everyone make fun of eacother!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:09, archived)
# WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PICTURE OF ME
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:10, archived)
# in ur dresser drawers lol
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
 
*and mules*
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Work 'em!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Especially since I spelled it "thigs" at first.
 
O MAH THIG MULES ACHIN' SO BAD
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Can you wank me off?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# do it yourself.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# RUSTY TROMBONE
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# I DONT LIKE IT!
its old now. shush.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# but i just got here.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# I DONT LIKE IT!
its old now. Shush.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# but i...
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:16, archived)
# Go and hide in peace...
Down the board abit, turn right, you'll see columbo, you'll be safe there.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# who are you to tell me to go and hide?
i haven't done a thing.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:18, archived)
# Yes you have.
think about what you have done!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:19, archived)
# I agree.
I think hiding is good, but I repeat, NOT NEAR COLUMBO
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# i will do no such thing.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# No columbo for you.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# FINE!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# What, near Columbo?
This is good, but you should hide.

Because your post was utter shite
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:23, archived)
# so were panasonic's, cropper's, and psychedelic warlord's posts.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Well at least I have a cool username!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# cooler than yours.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# My username is cooler than mine?
Make more sense, little train!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# quack quack.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# Do you have a crush on Hannah Montana from the Disney Channel?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# yes.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Eugh you paedophile
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# i'm not the one who asked the question.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# You're the one who is a paedophile
How the fuck can a 15 year old (who keeps outsmarting you) be a paedophile?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:33, archived)
# i don't even know what that question is asking.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# How can a 15 year old (ME) be a paedophile?
+ I'm outsmarting you.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# congratulations.
i wasn't keeping score.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# No. Psych asked you.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:34, archived)
# why are you defending a 15 year old pædophile?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:35, archived)
# Because he's a 17 year old paedophile.
We go on hunts together.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Because he's cool.
and not a paedophile.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Or this.
This works better than my reply.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:37, archived)
# But yours is funny.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# Oh, thanks.
I know.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# hahahahaha.
he sounds like an adolescent shit to me.
you two can go marry eachother.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:38, archived)
# So do you.
we can? yay
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)
# He's not having a hand in bringing up the kids, right?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:40, archived)
# We are married.
Read the board!

We almost split up a few minutes ago.
Edit: www.b3ta.com/board/7447219
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:39, archived)
# sorry i'm not so well read on your life stories.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:44, archived)
# You do know,
that you shouldn't be taking any of this personally?

And this is nothing like how I usually am?

It's newbie syndrome, some people get carried away.

*holds out hand* No hard feelings?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:47, archived)
# hahaha.
if you thought i was taking any of this seriously, you should read this post again.
www.b3ta.com/board/7447381
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:48, archived)
# I knew that'd come back somewhere
Like a really clechéd tv series, like Desperate Housewives, for example.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:49, archived)
# here i was hoping desperate housewives wouldn't be mentioned in this conversation.
oh, for more innocent times.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:51, archived)
# Don't you like it?
It's got to be the best thing on Tv!

And when it's not on, Frasier is.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:52, archived)
# let's go to mars together.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:54, archived)
# I just got deja vu.
Do you like it, or not?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:55, archived)
# i love deja vu.
i also like pizza.
i'm going to go make a pizza and throw it on the floor.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:56, archived)
# agreed!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Only because you chose it
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:32, archived)
# No, not near Columbo
He's mint. I love Columbo
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Ok.
We all love columbo.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Thank you!
He is mint, isn't he?!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# Very much so!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:31, archived)
# You're pretty mint chocolate yourself.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Is it really Tuesday already?
Or is this a regular upset?!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# thursday really.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# never...
You be an old skool who knows how to piss the regs off
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# i sure as hell do, it's my job.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:17, archived)
# Nope, you'd capitalise
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# what, with letters or money?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:22, archived)
# Letters.
I doubt you could earn any serious money
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# i could if i applied myself.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# Prove me wrong kid!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:27, archived)
# SUCCESS!
-succeeds-
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:28, archived)
# Why don't we have sex anymore?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:29, archived)
# because i ran your penis over with the lawn mower at least 12 years ago.
you don't remember that?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:30, archived)
# OH GOD
IT'S... IT'S THE ULTIMATE PARODY IMAGE

UNDENIABLE AND UNDEFEATABLE. YOU HAVE FUCKING WON!
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:11, archived)
# hahaha.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:12, archived)
# You are the Goatse man
If you are, say 'now that's old.'
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# now that's old.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:13, archived)
# Or is it?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# yes.
now someone clean this up.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# You know what I mean.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# that's what i thought.
damn, should have known you meant that.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:20, archived)
# Endless fun here.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:14, archived)
# haha goats.cx.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:15, archived)
# After a while here
you won't think it's funny.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:24, archived)
# i won't think what's funny?
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:26, archived)
# for your information, i've been a member under a different USER No: for about 3 and a half years.
don't make the mistake of thinking you know your way round b3ta better than i do.
(, Fri 27 Jul 2007, 2:41, archived)

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