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# Woah
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)
# <:O
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:39, archived)
# making gifs is fun
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:40, archived)
# rule #1 :: never post your face on B3ta
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Hah
Was hoping for this actually.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Then you'll love this
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
nice man...you're still a bastard though.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:00, archived)
# I know ;)
Sure someone will post a picture disproving the above soon. Possibly involving animal or man love.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:08, archived)
# I coudl delete this thread right now
or I could wait and see how hilarious this picture will be...gahahahaha
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:46, archived)
# if signs told the truth...
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:37, archived)
# *lubes up ready to be fucked
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:43, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)
# It looks to me like the third one is
"Use your child as a shield"
or
"Consider sacrificing your child to the mountain lion while you make your escape"
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Bye Bye
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:34, archived)
# Well, I liked it!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:05, archived)
# *drives Chevy to the levee*
 
Woo, I say!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 2:53, archived)
[challenge entry] I really should get out LESS !
.

.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:05, archived)
# everyone knows gum doesnt grow on monkey eyes,
oh u....
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:09, archived)
# ELEPHANT

(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
# in that case....
UR ABSOLUTLY RIGHT.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:22, archived)
# The "Young Ones" cover is the best version IMO
But then I'm an idiot with no taste.

(Damn soggy feet)
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] a pic i made
new to this so couldnt resize it, but heres the link
www.b3tards.com/u/1e3bc480dffdc05a718f/untitled.jpg
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# worst compo in history?
i can't see the humour in 99% of these

(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:09, archived)
# the compo isn't bad
people misinterpreting it and posting shite is though
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
# You tell 'em.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:12, archived)
# edit: /link deleted
well done for linking it :)
just edit the original post and use this if you like
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Aren't you the cutie.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:11, archived)
# haha!
hadn't realised it was a burd. i was just trying to be nice.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)
# Her myspace is interesting.


*stalks*
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:16, archived)
# maroon 5!? the feeling!?
lilly fucking allen!!!!
*edits post*
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:20, archived)
# hahahahah,
DARREN fucking HAYES. This is fun.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:22, archived)
# be careful
her boyfriend is spiderman
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)
# Thats ok,
I have a cup and a bit of card ready.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:25, archived)
# I am off to wank over Noels tits,
see ya all again some time, you here.

(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry,
been in my head for a bit.



one for the HMHB fans. 'night 'tards.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)
# bit more effort like
anyway im off,
night' b3ta
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)
# nanite
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# Jokes are better than technique,
and its late and I am pissed. But thanks for the thought. xxx.
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:07, archived)
# er
lampshade
*switches pc off*
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:06, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:57, archived)
# leningrad ftw
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# probably
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:59, archived)
# How else am I going to keep my gum moist?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:01, archived)
# I did a comic cover once
*searches*
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:18, archived)
# hahaha
awesome
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:21, archived)
# pfffft
haha

edit: also, I like that they're DEAD skeletons
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:24, archived)
# well, they should have paid more attention to their nutritional needs
and this calamity would not have befallen them
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] apparently her family are quite unusual too
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
# danger of cock?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# ?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
# sorry, i accidently posted on this comment instead i wanted to post a couple more down...
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 1:28, archived)
# no...
...DANGER OF SMOCK!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I'll be electric..
...tooooooooooooooooo!!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:00, archived)
# ...HI...I'm a kiss-ass!...
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Woo!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)
# "Get me more Spiderman!"
*"Sir...This is a poetry journal..."*

"Then someone write me some poems about Spiderman!"
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:17, archived)
[challenge entry] RReeepost...
(sorry)



Altho I imagine this has been done a thousand times

REACTIVATE LURKING DEVICE!!!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:39, archived)
# Pfffft!
Kick ass!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# it aint redex
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# It was for me.
But now all is good.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)
# the splooge just disappeared...
...(reposts aren't allowed fool!)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# heh
seing as your posting a repost and no-one cares im going to give you alot of cdc's

(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# grrr

(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# bear cock
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Lol
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Yes
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:48, archived)
# *bar chords*
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:58, archived)
# CDC's
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Lemmy?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
# No flashers!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
# not to late for the party right?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:14, archived)
# FAKE
I can see its tail.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
#
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#
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# Needs more discharge
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# He can't perform under all that pressure.
Wheres everyone using for their gifs since gifdump closed.

giftubes pants.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# I just search funny gifs and go from there
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:03, archived)
# ^this
tends to turn up old FP posts more often than not though
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Supoib!
The Ny Wankees are my favourite squadron!
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:56, archived)
# ah nature
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Did someone say magenta knob?
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:08, archived)
# pffffttt....
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Satire or satire of satire?
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# the bad thing about political jokes...
is that they get elected.


gogo political cartoons.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I can imagine a train coming out of his mouth.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Heh
I can imagine a train coming out in of his mouth.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# o_o
We all can.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)
# He has my vote.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Is that Mugabi
and woo for the trippy drawings
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# As long as my bins get emptied...
I don't care!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# god i hate people with opinions
they never know what they're talking about
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)
# If this were /talk
I'd click I like this.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Where can I get my Generic Politician/Generic Politician '08 bumpersticker?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:44, archived)
# mexico.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:54, archived)
# Alaska
(, Mon 13 Aug 2007, 0:10, archived)
# generic politicians don't say those things...
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] I simply couldn't resist
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:21, archived)
# emaculate ejaculation
Yes, ur doing it right.

Bandon
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# You get it, then?
Edit: Immaculate*. And I rather like the smoke.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:28, archived)
# yap
glad u dont like to resist. too.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Resisting is for insane religious types.
HURL THE TEMPTATION AT ME!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Badwagonesque
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Yeah mayyte
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:30, archived)
# One of Teenage Fanclub's ace albums, if you ask me.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Youwha?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Ah, Icy.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Icy Dead People.
Yummy!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# I was going to put that
But I left it open.
I typed it and deleted it :P
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Sorry, you may post it here.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# No
the moment has passed...I must learn to move on...*dramatic pose*
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# *poses too*
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# 'Amma-Brillo!
...what?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Arm a dildo
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Like it!!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Thanks
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# armd
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Youwhowhat?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# C O C K F I G H T !
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# NSFW
Link it.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Two CDCs having a punch-up.
I don't think so.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I was joking
stoopeed
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Hee hee!
*dribbles*
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:52, archived)
[challenge entry]

I have been in you, baby and you have been in me
And we have been so intimately entwined
And it sure was fine.....
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# And while
I was insi-ide!
I mighta been
Undignifi-ied!
And that is maybe!
Why you cri-ied!

I don't know
Maybe so
but what's the difference now?

Woo, yay, unt hooplha!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# ah-ha-ha-ha stayin' alive, stayin' alive
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ...don't jive me with that cosmic debris...
...you must be a libra!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# who is that by the way?
and woo!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:23, archived)
# frank zappa
a god!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:32, archived)
# No i mean the song,
but frank zappa is a pretty awsome name anyways
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:34, archived)
# its 'I have been in you' by frank zappa!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Ah, i thought you where frank zappa
ah
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# lol!
you nut!

:)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Well, that's fucked up my nights sleep!
but woo, both for the idea and the skillz!

(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Nicely.
Looks like a Tool video or summink.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:33, archived)
# ^THIS
I couldn't put my finger on the vibe!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:46, archived)
# nioce
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:35, archived)
# *WoW*
Just, Wow!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:41, archived)
# Art^hf
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Shameless latenight pea for the compo.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Hoo-
Ray!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# go go grannies!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# That Be
AWESOME!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# woo!
although the allignment isn't right
still woo!
actully have a yay!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# i know
but i'm suffering from '11:30pm sunday can't be arsed' syndrome :)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# take a copy of your gran layer
then move it to the right by the width of the image in pixels, then merge it onto the other gran

edit: but only if you can be arsed

and woo!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# i shall try that tomorrow
thankee for the help :)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Way to go!
We'll all be grooving like that before to long
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# does it tile?
ermm
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# too slow...
...to tile!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# rollerobbogranny!
woo4u!
G'nite b3ta!
*sleeps*
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Found this in my friend's loft...
...they were very welcoming in the sign up process.

EDIT: Shuttle fixed!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:09, archived)
# haha!
your picture is monstrous and confusing
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# this
minus haha!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Exactly what "colour" are we talking about here?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Blue
obviously
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:12, archived)
# Obviously.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)
# I'm wondering if it comes with a free white hood...
...and a lobotomy

EDIT: You've managed to reduce the size and quality while retaining the file size!!!! Ha ha ha - only space shuttles fail this magnificently!!!!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Your image is still likely to attract...
bum rapeage from the board nazis: the version below is only 25k and It could have been a lot smaller.

(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Much obliged...
...now, like Nuts, I have stolen your picture! haahaaaaa
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:38, archived)
# Glad to be of service
now...
RIS?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:45, archived)
# 382k!!!! could you NOT possibly get that
any closer to 50k or less
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)
# YOU HAVE BROKEN MY INTERNETS, YOU CUNT
Seriously, that's fucking ginormous!

Edit: It's not the dimensions that are the problem! I'm not really bothered but there are plenty that will be.

Edit 2: Hurrah!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:16, archived)
# My internets just borked!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# Happy Devil...
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)
# wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
etc

WOO
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Happy? That fucker's GAY!!!
Hahaha! And re:re-colouring GLYI.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:59, archived)
# Ace, go satanic beast!
Boogie!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:00, archived)
# I wanna know...
...what makes him so god-damn happy and/or gay?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# i wish my inner demons where that happy
woo
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:10, archived)
# he happy because...
...HE HAS YOUR SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...actually he's enjoying his favorite music.....PRONG!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)
# beautimose!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:19, archived)
# devil devil go away
actually he's ace and can stay

(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:22, archived)
# ...!...
Gemaakt door Paul Brederveld
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:49, archived)
# This intrigues me
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)
# How
bizarre...nicely done!

Anyone you know?
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I cannot play sumo with a monkey.
WOO!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:53, archived)
# i find your stuff ambiguous, yet somewhat enlightening
i wish to purchase a small section of your brain floating in a martini glass full of oasis, so that i may treasure this weirdness for many days to come

(also, have a click)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)
# Ace as usual.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:54, archived)
# FAT CROTCH
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:14, archived)
# viddy well!
:)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# missed this stuff
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:17, archived)
# he's in jail...
...with an evil pen!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Of course, you get a Scandanavian hot dog at the end as well...
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:36, archived)
# hahaha
Poppers are fucking dumb.

Edit:WOO! also.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:38, archived)
# i like poppers
they're funny
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:03, archived)
# For two seconds.
Then it feels like your brain is being forced out of your eyes.

In my own personal experience.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:18, archived)
# More POPPARS(E) please!
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Nothing says trendy like a bloody asshole.
Arfka.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:42, archived)
# My £40 Dick Tracy style Ikea Desk Fan died yesterday
I am most unhappy
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:55, archived)
# I am sitting on
a navy "RAINBU"

:)
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 22:57, archived)
# FP now
that is all.
(, Sun 12 Aug 2007, 23:13, archived)

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