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# HELP ME THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MY NOB FELL OFF


Help me unless you give me money I will be nobless forever and keep posting bollox



My daughter is too worried that the other kids might think I am her inbread father, so she has run away with her mum

(mr reverend arse, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:45, archived)
# hehehehehehehehehe
spam of the future
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:46, archived)
# BWAH HAH HAH HAHHHHHHHHhhhhh!
why the fuck didn't I think of that first?
damn!

"inbread". hahahahah!!!

ace.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:47, archived)
# coz I am the biggest cunt here!
..
please don't hang yourself ashley I didn't mean it ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:48, archived)
# woo yay!
It's like that classic saying, when life gives you lemons...Squirt lemon juice is some stupid git's eye
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nob fell off...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:48, archived)
# *Titters...
...then shakes head*
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:49, archived)
# probably been done, but I was bored..
(_tom_, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:42, archived)
# What
a first post!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:46, archived)
# i feel
stoats are quite overlooked on this site
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:50, archived)
# wow
can I quote you on that in my everyday life?
(mongoose, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:16, archived)
# errr
if ya like :)
(I helped save b3ta! smirny ~(8(|), Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:40, archived)
# hurrah!
more stoats!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:50, archived)
# ah spacey I finally remembered to show you that link
the funniest site in the world...ever
at least I think I said you had to see this
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:07, archived)
# ah, that is brilliant!
i love the bit about sheep cloning =)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:14, archived)
# i think
we killed it
(mongoose, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:22, archived)
# Bandwagon!
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:52, archived)
# spaz-bandwagon!

sorry, i'm ill today. please forgive my shameless spazzing.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:12, archived)
# ill?
that's no good. have some

(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:35, archived)
# hurrah! thankyou!
you sure you didn't download your sicky virus while you were stealing my bandwidth last night? i was up all night with the food-vacuum set to blow!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:44, archived)
# oh dear
poor, poor you! if i did, i'm very sorry. and i shall try not to steal your mental-bandwidth anymore. any time i'm about to post, i'll wait a minute or two so that you can post exactly the same thing before me. if you've got what i had, don't worry, it doesn't last long. in any case, get well soon!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:52, archived)
# thanks!
everybody should wait for my holy post before posting themselves =)

i think i'm getting better now (and i promise to stop moaning too!)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:59, archived)
# hooray!
yes, please stop whinging, you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 14:04, archived)
# Afternoon campers
wonderful festivities last night - working on a gallery now to show off Andi and Thor_sonofodin's balloon animal making skills.....oh and hats, and card tricks, and guitars, and umm, willies and swords and hearts with doves in em.........woo
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:40, archived)
# afternoon koit, and all
i trust by your pissedness last night that you enjoyed yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:42, archived)
# great fun mate
you have to come to the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:48, archived)
# ...
Anyone doing one a bit nearer my neck of the woods?
Anyone up for a south wales/bristol b3ta meet?
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:50, archived)
# yeah count me and the chaps from here in
.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:52, archived)
# you can
remember that much?
you obviously did't drink enough
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:45, archived)
# haha
no the photographs reminded me.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:47, archived)
# morning Koit
Typing's improved now I see...how's the head?(If that's not too personal a question?)
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:46, archived)
# oooo sir
my head is as fine as a fine thing.......plenty of sleep and water always refreshes me.

Plus only drinking vodka based scenarios tends to lead to zero hangovers.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:49, archived)
[challenge entry] The ultimate safety equipment for kittens...


See, it even works on the moon!

/edit: wallpaper versions 1024x768 800x600
(I helped save b3ta! esganorp has no hummus, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:40, archived)
# that is now...
...my desktop!, a woo for you sir.
(ducksoup, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:07, archived)
# Thank you!
And enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! esganorp has no hummus, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:14, archived)
# I'm enjoying it too -
Ooooh! a PNG!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:29, archived)
# Problem??
I always use PNG, then run PNGCRUSH; makes it smaller than I usually manage with either GIF or JPG, even though Micrografx is pretty aggressive about file sizes.
(I helped save b3ta! esganorp has no hummus, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:36, archived)
# I also
have a new background, thanks to you.
(amazing spoon, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# American government ships out kittens to the needy
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:39, archived)
# definatly




(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:42, archived)
# Gherkins!
what happened to the save ted bundy or whoever thread?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:39, archived)
# haha
Ted Bundy........muhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:42, archived)
# Ted Bundy - heheheh.
Can't stop laughing at that...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 13:25, archived)
# wooo
and yay...im so proud, got me first front pager :)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:33, archived)
# Anyone with a profile that says
"HELLO

LALALALA"

is surely destined for greatness.
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:35, archived)
# hehe
im working on it now:)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:39, archived)
# I thought
it was funny. :)
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:56, archived)
# woo
and yay to you...........doesnt it make you feel nice and warm....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:35, archived)
# And what a
classic it is!
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:38, archived)
# breakin' the rules
(dookie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:09, archived)
# Now that's just
asking for trouble ... woo and yay for mooning armed soldiers!
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:14, archived)
# it worked
for braveheart
briefly...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:15, archived)
# yeah
until you get an arrow in the arse
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# My own role in any such exercise
would be to record it for posterity ... from a safe distance.
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# I think
we should have a 'moon around the world'
for oppressive regimes, starting with Isreal then Turkey...

if they saw my horrible spotty hairy buttcrack they'd soon stop it...

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:17, archived)
# or
'women - show your boobies for peace around the world'
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:18, archived)
# I like
your idea best
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Then you'll love
my (stolen) anti-fundamentalist-terrorist plan: Since strict Muslims are forbidden to view female flesh, eat pork or drink alcohol -- we can expose their spies by the simple expedient of getting all women to take off their clothes and serve free beer and sausages to everyone.
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:31, archived)
# Or
you could open a butcher's that sold beer and female flesh alongside pork products, what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:40, archived)
# Mornin' folks
Sure haven't ye all seen the vast expanses of my arsedom?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:19, archived)
# that looks like
the work of The mighty Ass-o-tron to me.
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:24, archived)
# That's zigackly
wot I tunk.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:25, archived)
# Yes it is
but it's a witty use of the Ass-o-tron, and that I like.
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:29, archived)
# Indeed
it be arrrr! Sorry, sorry! Had a relapse.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:32, archived)
# I don't wanna like, sound gay or nothin, but...
who's ass is that anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:34, archived)
# Private Barrymore......
sort that man out.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:27, archived)
# If he was going to go unnoticed,
Furtive bear was going to have to be a little less... furry...
(I helped save b3ta! esganorp has no hummus, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# hehehe
i bet that would sting
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:56, archived)
# I suppose it depends where you Immac, really...
...though I found this link while searching for the pic... www.164northwood.freeserve.co.uk/hair_removal.htm
(I helped save b3ta! esganorp has no hummus, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:00, archived)
# ooooh nasty....
i wouldt like t try and "pluck" furtive
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:03, archived)
# OMFG
What's the story with the Ketchup Song?
It works, but WHO KNOWS WHY??
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:33, archived)
# what ketchup song
?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:40, archived)
# It's
one of thoses Europop type songs, but its HUGE in Europe and it's about to be released over here, it's on the music channels all the time...
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:42, archived)
# argh
make the song stop!

I now know how to do the dance =(
(IsDelicious, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:43, archived)
# looks like this guy is cheating

nicked the pic from someone elses post. Are we allowed to do that? I do it all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:31, archived)
# It's
almost mandatory.
Think of it as mutual inspiration


that way it feel a little less like theft

(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:35, archived)
# I do it too
and have it done to me.
some people get all possessive about their pics, which I don't get, since they nicked em off google in the first place.
I'd much rather have my pic taken and used than my idea.

I also find it irritating when people come up with an idea I had months ago that they didn't know about and I feel like saying, "hey I had that idea ages ago" but I don't want to say it because then a really long "but I didn't know" "I know you didn't know but" conversation would clog up the board plus I'd look like a crotchety oldbie who doesn't have any new ideas and has to protect some silly old crap he came up with months ago and anyway it's a collective goddammit and the prime directive is to make each other and as many other people as possible laugh till they pee, and insisting on individual credit is kind of anal, since we've all made each other laugh and pee and spit bisquit on the monitor at one time or another...
speaking of which, what's sneeze and pee been up to?

oh and w/y/h to you as well, :)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:40, archived)
# breeeaaath
:)
(I helped save b3ta! EdibleVomit, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:43, archived)
# well,
I did this one last night by chopping up a bit of someone elses pic...
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! GigerPunk has, hopefully, slept since, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:55, archived)
# I've done it,
and had it done to me. I regard it as a compliment.

Anyone who posts a picture here and thinks it can never be photoshopped by anyone else hasn't seen how the board works.
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:16, archived)
# ppppuuuurrr fect
exelent, I am inspired and will go on. You all speak well sages of b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:35, archived)
# this has probably been done before.......
but ill do it anyway....

go easy, its my first
(magicalflyingfetus, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:29, archived)
# I could see it a minute ago
but now it's gone :(
it was good though, while it lasted :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:03, archived)
# I thought
Long and hard about posting this

but as everything else i post is crap - why not :)
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:27, archived)
# Tsk, fishing for compliments?
Go on then.....

Woo-yay!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:31, archived)
# looks like they had a good time at the party last night.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:26, archived)
# that is
hopefully not my peers


/me should be scared then
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:36, archived)
# go on
tell us who they are, then.
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:47, archived)
# The one in the bottom left corner
looks somehow familiar
(Indole Ring, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:50, archived)
# well
I kow that one is dhobi and mates on a previous night out who's picture I nicked way back when. Plus the one with the bagpuss on his head is the lovey munkt0n. Then you have the usual crew of fluffy, big dog, giraffe, domo kun and party kitten
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:51, archived)
# psst
ct that isn't me mate dunno who that pic is from

*edit*strange me tags don't seem to be working
(I helped save b3ta! dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:57, archived)
# is that you in the pic
at all? or am I compeltely confused and missplaced someones face.
edit: now I remember it's erm the guy who shares the sameicon as munkt0n.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:38, archived)
# It's fun to be an old...
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:12, archived)
# an old
NN?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:22, archived)
# no no no boab, y'just don't understand how b3ta works..
you aren't supposed to do something creative, just post something that you can see on any news site..

/irony
(I helped save b3ta! loolah potato, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)
# Sorry
I haven't been up long I don't understand what he's doing? YMCA?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:23, archived)
# like the village people dance but he's doing N.A.Z.I.
ooh I don't know why I bother sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:54, archived)
# noooooo
Look I was halfway there, I see it now, I'm sorry.

*hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:58, archived)
# oh oh ohhhh....
Nazi.
well, he's not. You've got your german politics all confused. Stoiber is the nazi. this guy:


schroeder isn't actually all that nazi-like. for a politician, that is.
take it from a jew living in germany.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:59, archived)
# cripes sorry zog
I just nicked the pic from someone down there. *traipses back to political satire kindergarten.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:06, archived)
# oh hell,
I'm not offended.
I don't support schroeder or anything.
blair, bush, schroeder, stoiber, whoever...
politicians are nazis by definition.
some are worse that others is all.
just filling you in on some trivia :)
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:29, archived)
# zog, you are
one of the few clued in merkins I know - how did you escape the Disney-Industrial complex mind control?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:35, archived)
# blush
thanks, fuzzy.
um, I dunno. I left young, or something.
my mother taught me how to see.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:43, archived)
# Squeegeeing
the third eye?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:47, archived)
# the brown one?
I'll just get me c....

hey, someone's nicked my coat!

Morning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 12:59, archived)
# Anyone still around?
Im having a problem with dynamic and input text expressions in flash, anyone got the saveloy?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:06, archived)
# some resource links down the spazz...
...hope that helps
(Phydeaux iii, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:10, archived)
# I got your Saveloy
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:20, archived)
# Bit early
to be making people think about that sort of thing........
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:25, archived)
# I feel like a pig shat in my head
except I don't - I feel fine. Unlike some poeple I guess...
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:28, archived)
# I
only have a dull throbing in my head - but i know nothing about flash and its been years since i was dynamic
(Daddy Those Men Scare Me but they do have nice sweets, Sun 22 Sep 2002, 11:37, archived)

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