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# JAR! JAR! JAR!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:43, archived)
# JARR
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)
# silly mofa
jar is not crab

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:47, archived)
# WE'RE DONE WITH CRABS, IT'S ALL ABOUT JAR NOW.
GET WITH THE PROGRAM
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:47, archived)
# CRABS 4 LIFE
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:49, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:53, archived)
# here, have the plague

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:53, archived)
#
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# bashin' babies with a strap-on.
 
THAT'S HOW I SPEND MAH WEEKENDS
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 5:34, archived)
# ahhhahhhahhhaahohshit.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)
# I considered making a picture with Jar-Jar from Star Wars for a moment
until I searched for a source image and found this...

Not very safe for work picture

It is in no way safe for work and it frankly makes me wonder if I want to share an internet with other people.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:47, archived)
# Access to the web page you were attempting to access,
www.americanevil.com/archive..., has been blocked by the Web URL Filtering Service, because it contravenes a web acceptable use policy.

No further action is required on your part.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:49, archived)
# pfffffffffffffffft!
not even copy 'n' paste?

it's a 3-D rendered Jar-Jar having stand-up sex with what appears to be a real-doll
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:51, archived)
# Next question:
WHAT?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:53, archived)
# well, quite.
 
I'm pretty sure "hard toon" is not a place I wish to visit, ever.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:54, archived)
# 403 forbidden
ALSO: my interweb connection is slowly dying just like it did at this time last night, no idea if this error is related somehow.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:52, archived)
# I HOPE YOU DON'T MISS OUT ON THE JARTIME
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)
# JARTIME IS A GOODTIME
I DO NOT WANT A DOWNTIME
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)
# AIN'T NO JARTIME WHEN HE'S GONE
AND THE INTERNET'S DOWN TOO LONG
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:59, archived)
# ANY TIIIME
JAR GOES AWAY
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 5:02, archived)
# THIS JAR IS JAR.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:54, archived)
# I did an image search for jar song.
This is Mr. Song.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)
#

 
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:32, archived)
# LEECHES
WILL NOT HELP HIS PREDICAMENT
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:34, archived)
# SCIENCE:
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:40, archived)
# THERE ARE CLEARLY ONLY THREE LEECHES
YOU NEED ANOTHER ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY ONE TO MAKE A GROSS
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:41, archived)
# THESE LEECHES ARE ACTUALLY LIKE A MEGAZORD.
THERE'S 400 LEECHES IN EACH OF THOSE THREE.

ALSO THERE'S A TROUT, A GOLF BALL AND CELINE DION.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:55, archived)
[challenge entry] 'sup
which of these is better?




.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:35, archived)
# I like the darker one.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:43, archived)
# ok, I have submitted both no so
meh, cheers either way

why am I still awake
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:46, archived)
# I like the full stop.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)
# JAR! JAR! JAR!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)
# At first glance, that baby's arm looks like a penis.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Stop playing with your food!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:56, archived)
# JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR
JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:45, archived)
# I JAR JAR JAR
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Deffo
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)
# lulz.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)
# haha
brilliant

this for the win, I bet this one goes viral
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)
# *sends to Nuts and Zoo*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:59, archived)
# I wish I knew how to GO VIRAL.
maybe I just need to be more meta about things.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)
# don't wear a condom.
 
that oughta do it.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:02, archived)
# deffo exo-fab
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Time for some East German cinematographic crab action

Go, Trabi! Go!
Edit : Given him 6 wheels. Just to be more crabby.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:37, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
LAUFEN SIE, SCHNELL, SCHNELL
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:39, archived)
# Hello Bunnyman,
would you by any chance have that Surprise Monkey Sex picture handy?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)
# BEHIIIIND YOU....
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:49, archived)
# cool, I like pantomimes.
OH NO I DON'T!
OH YES I DO!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)
# for you, anything.
 

 
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Thankyou very much.
I have stolen saved it so that I can pass it off as my own look at it all over the internet at home.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)
# SWEET
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Silly rapi!
Orangutan is not monkey!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:14, archived)
# yeah but the macaque is.
 
*sidesteps*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:17, archived)
# ACHTUNG SPITFIRE!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:51, archived)
# Aucht de Lieber !
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:42, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:46, archived)
# two for the price of one
crabs ftw
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Goodnight b3ta.

It's a sea bed
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Nicholas Rizzi is so funny you will die laughing.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:21, archived)
#

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#
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#
 

 
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:54, archived)
# This fills me with dread,
fright, and a strong urge to wet myself.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:03, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
this is a classic. Damn I loved those pics.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 5:03, archived)
# and you'll die cold and unloved
so all's fair, I guess
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)
# a youtube video about Nicholas Rizzi
posted by someone called Nicholas R. hmmmmm!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I think you may need the extra strength here.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:24, archived)
# Is this you?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I guess that would be you then, you spamming little ball-licker
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:27, archived)
# not really my thing
and what is up with his arm?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I'm waiting for nicholas r to die...
laughing or not i just hope it happens soon.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I watched it
You're really bad at that and I think you should stop.

Also stop being a cunt on the internet.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:28, archived)
# You watched it?!
 
WHY, MAN?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)
# I like a good train wreck
and this promised to go the limit.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:36, archived)
# oh right.
 
me, I refuse to increment such people's pages by even a single view.

ON PRINCIPLE
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# I am usually with YOUR PRINCIPLE
but meh...

MEH hardcore.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:49, archived)
#
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#
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# Battries included . . .
or optional kick starter !
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:35, archived)
# I'm going to sing you a song.
It's called JAR. Some people think it's about Jar Jar Binks, but they're mistaken.

JAR!!!
JAR!!!
OOH JAR!!
 

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:39, archived)
# ALSO:

I made this picture a while back. It depicts two people singing the JAR song.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:44, archived)
# PLEASE SING MY SONG WITH ME NICHOLAS
I PROMISE I WILL WATCH YOUR VIDJEO AFTER
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:47, archived)
# HERE ARE TWO MORE PEOPLE SINGING THE JAR SONG
 

 
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
WE NEED TO ASSEMBLE A JAR SONG CHOIR ALL UP IN THIS PLACE
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:53, archived)
# i can bring a drummer

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:00, archived)
# sweet!
 
also reminds me of Litterbox for some reason.
www.eyeenvision.com/litterbox/markedterritory.html
 
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
# ALSO I BET THAT CAT CAN DRUM BETTER THAN MEG WHITE, HUH
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:33, archived)
# jaaaaaarjaaaaaaaarjaaaaaaaarjaaaaaaaarjaaaaaaaaarjaaaaaaar
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:50, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:51, archived)
# JAR TO THE RIDDIM, JAR.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:52, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
WE'RE TOTALLY SINGING THE JAR SONG
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:53, archived)
# WELL I WOKE UP THIS MORNING (JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR)
I WAS TRAPPED BEHIND GLASS (JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR)
COULDN'T MOVE MAH LEGS (JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR)
OR FEEL MAH ASS (JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR)

I GOT THA JARS
OHHHHHH THOSE LOWDOWN JARS
DIRTY OLD JARS
JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR JAR, YEAH
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:57, archived)
# THEY TRIED TO SEND ME TO JARHAB
I SAID JAR, JAR, JAR
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:07, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)
# JAR!
IT IS JAR NOW, BABY!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:13, archived)
# SPREAD JAR LOVE
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:15, archived)
# Slight change to running two-step, J.Cash style?
Rather than that blues 5/4(?)

/still counting jars blog
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:10, archived)
# more pixelly goodness
from yours truly



what do you think?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:17, archived)
# It's nice
is it warming up?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:19, archived)
# yeah, I only just turned it on
check back in 5 hours

:)

and cheers
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)
# oooh
now do an interocitor!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:20, archived)
# pardon?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:23, archived)
# It's a Mu-tant
they're quite similar to your earth insects, only larger of course, and more intelligent.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Clap on ! Clap off !
Lava man . . .
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:27, archived)
# bring it
:)

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:28, archived)
# Hooray for buttplugs!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:28, archived)
# "GET ONE UP YA"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:31, archived)
# pixelly, yes
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# gives fish now plz
 

 
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:11, archived)
# OH GOD, I'M NOT POSTING IT AGAIN.
OR AM I.

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# erm......
circumcision kitten?

:)

woo
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Circumkitten.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# *snort*
inherently wrong word.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)
# 4rf!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Of course, and at once!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# Gives
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Took ages to find a movie.......
.

.
(Never heard of it tho !)
.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I LOVE YOU.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:09, archived)
# I am a science bod
and I advocate this,

BUT, where would you find such a small fox or such a large crab?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# It is a kitty =[
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# oops
sorry
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# *sads* =[
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:14, archived)
# oh hay I totally ripped you off, ha ha!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# =[
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# what was the film originally called?
extra woo for crab inclusion
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Probably "Tha' Crib"
Seems like the only option I can conjur in my twisted little mind.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Apparently.....
"Tha' Crib"
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# CRAB yo, CRAB yo yo!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:12, archived)
# This looks like some really disturbing porn.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:43, archived)
# HE'S CLEARLY OUTSIDE THE TRAIN.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:43, archived)
# HE'S PARTIALLY TRAINBASED
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:44, archived)
# HIS BASING IN THE TRAIN IS MARGINAL
I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:45, archived)
# HE'S FOLLOWING GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS ON TRAIN-BASED SINGING.
HE'S UNTOUCHABLE. THIS SHIT IS AIRTIGHT.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:46, archived)
# *SHAKES FIST*
THE GOVERNMENT HAVE BEEN BRIBED WITH BLACKMAIL. THIS SUCKS.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:48, archived)
# He's half out of it.
Seams you might be too.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:44, archived)
# I am
Getting tired - even though its early...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:49, archived)
# I don't know, but it's an excuse for a repost
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:45, archived)
# TOOK A RIDE ON THE SUICIDE TRAIN
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:47, archived)
# ahhh bugger I don't have the album with me and I can't remember all the words.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:54, archived)
# No wonder I keep missing
this one . . . .Choo Woo !
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:47, archived)
# is that munich airport ?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Arlanda (under the airport), Sweden
It's all underground, and practically deserted at 2am.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:57, archived)
# Ah yes,
those crazy Swedes, with all that making tunnels through rock and then leaving the bare lumpy rockface visible overhead to scare tourists like me.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:00, archived)
# looks like munich
in the way the underground system is scummy and the airport is nice
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Hee hee
nice taggage

*Any flash bods around?*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Vaguely,
what's up?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:54, archived)
# I am
I can't sleep.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:02, archived)
# I had a tuna mayo sandwich followed by a branston relish and cheddar sandwich followed by a pint of tea and most of a large bar of chocolate
and now I feel marginally unwell.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:05, archived)
# I have just concluded hot chocolate with whisky
as an attempt to induce sleep. Now I shall see if it helps.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Tell me if you fall asleep.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)
# I may have overstepped the mark a little with my first flash project
and can't figure out how to play stuff after an intro movie...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:18, archived)
# Do you mean that you want it to wait for user input after the intro?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Well...I originally had it like this
jamescamclarke.deviantart.com/art/Homeworld-History-Interface-74067310

But after changing it, the buttons appear right at the beginning, instead of fading in later...I have had an idea though...I'll let you know if it works


(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Um
what's causing that would rather depend on how you've done it. It could be to do with symbols not being set to "export for actionscript" if you're using actionscript to put them there, for instance. (I only have pre-adobe Flash and may be out of date.)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:34, archived)
# could I send you the FLA?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:35, archived)
# If it's under a meg.
I'm on dial-up here.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:38, archived)
# Here you go...
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/fla/historyattempt.fla

Basically...I want the large symbol to appear, glow, then shrink to the bottom. When it's done that, the three images come in.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:48, archived)
# My Flash MX doesn't like opening it, and crashes.
Probably I am indeed a few years behind the times and can't open modern flash files. Sorry.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:56, archived)
# This is ok
thankyou for trying, anyways
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Well mines not bad.
I wouldn't call it 'flash' though. Just adequate.

:D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:54, archived)
# Clearly not a......
narrow gauge ;)
.
(Poorly disguised filesize whinge)
.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:10, archived)
# I CANNOT ENDORSE THIS MISUSE OF MASS TRANSPORT
IT IS CLEARLY UNSAFE
ADDITIONALLY HIS ATTIRE IS INAPPROPRIATE AND WHILE THIS IS STRICTLY SPEAKING NOT A SAFETY ISSUE IT INDICATES A FRIVOLOUS ATTITUDE
NOT SAFE
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Continuing the theme........
.

.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Playing Beer Hunter
was the best thing I ever learned from that Bob & Doug MacKenzie album from waaaay back.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Have you seen my smokes?
I had them before I opened this beer.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Take off, eh?
...ya hoser
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)
# I have 4 next to me
and a litre of red bull,

woo pic, needs more crabs
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I've got crabs!
Edit: Enough for all.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# i have 11
and half a litre of red bull :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:40, archived)
# You're right, of course.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:37, archived)
# Allo, you sexy...err...roll?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)
# ZOUNDS
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:38, archived)
# HEY WOW ONE OF MY PICTURES IS ON THE POPULAR PAGE
 
HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:02, archived)
# You had two this morning, but snarn fell off by afternoon.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:11, archived)
# O RLY?
 
no shit.. I guess I can stop saying I've never had a picture on the popular page, then.

STILL HAVEN'T BEEN FRONT-PAGED IN YEARS BUT THAT'S BECAUSE IN-JOKES ARE NEVER FRONT-PAGED I SUPPOSE
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Cold hands . . .
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)
# The voice of experience?
I don't mean to pry. [/;-P
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Gave me the chills:":":"":';';':";';'
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:46, archived)
# He looks like a mean drunk
This challenge is nearly 60 pages long! Is that a record?
If not, what is?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# It's irritated me how fast it's moved.
I'm really hoping for a more demanding challenge.

One that has fewer repeats, and a call for more effort.

One where you make things would be a prime example, but people might complain at the rapid decrease in board speed.. For some reason...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:38, archived)
# Shop a kitty then, right?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:40, archived)
# Kitty shopping would be amazing actually
But wouldn't combat board speed =[
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:41, archived)
# DEPENDS WHAT YOU GOTTA SHOP IT INTO.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:42, archived)
# THIS.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 3:00, archived)
# *phones Crimestoppers*
"Hello, police? Twinkle the kitten has been dealing drugs..."
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:43, archived)
# I would like that.
 
KICKING IT OLD SKOOL, YES
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:44, archived)
# KITTIES ARE YAY.
But I need to cut down on mah posting, and shopakitty would totally ruin that plan.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:47, archived)
# I agree the board's been moving too quick.
It's been like Thursday since, like - what, Thursday now!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:40, archived)
# *gets beer harpoon*
*stalks pint*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:37, archived)
# a pixel crab,


what do you think?
it took less time that last nights glass
EDIT: cheers for the vote of pixel confidence
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Awesome! =]
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# crabtastic!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Cor, that's a good job.
YES
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# small but mighty
smighty.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Thants.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)
# heheh
no need to get crabby, jealous legs!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
# thanks, monkey.
thonkey.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Bless you Shada.
Blada. =]
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)
# pfff
he is good crab :)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# looks crab like to me!
woo
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)
# so better than the glass?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Different species . . .
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:26, archived)
# *glares*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# In other words
no comparison . . . both good !
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:34, archived)
# I think so, but the glass doesn't show up very well on white
and the crab looks better on a dark background, might be worth going round the edges with a dark colour.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# the board is grey chap
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)
# i dunno why you pixel'd a glass
pixeling a crab, though, now that makes sense :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)
# it was going to be a pint of stella
to go with my pill
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:41, archived)
# Edible . . .
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# YAY FOR PIXELS!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
# each new crab
brings me joy
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
# THERE IT IS
HELLOTE
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:22, archived)
# did you do it smallish and scale up?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Yep, that's about 300% enlarged.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:24, archived)
# YAYS
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# RAHHHHH!!!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:24, archived)
# did you start small with this one as well?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Yuhuhs
Pixel by pixel workings, then scale upwards

Like I did with Zoidyzoidy
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# and with one zoidberg
you win back my love.
*sexes roughly in the face*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I'M GONNA TOTALLY WATCH THIS.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:34, archived)
# You can catch it on youtube later.
I'm filming as we speak
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:37, archived)
# *is erect with fear*
:)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)
# *draws face curtains*
oh no, you're not
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:37, archived)
# LUCKY I HAVE A MAN ON THE...
*giggle*

INSIDE.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)
# Haha, oh you dick
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:40, archived)
# oof!
where did i put that pan...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:41, archived)
# :|
Hahah!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:43, archived)
# i'm all sexed out now and need to sleep.
g'night guys!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:49, archived)
# Niiiiiiiiiiiiighty.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:50, archived)
# *enjoys*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)
# these are both
fantastic
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Meat . . . King Crab !
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:24, archived)
# crabcrabcrab
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# CRAAAB PEOPLE, CRAAAB PEOPLE
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# best of all the crustations!
they taste great!

Yay!
ATTACK... wait where u going?

G'nite b3taians!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# G'niiiiight! =D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# crab CRAB crab CRABCRAB crab CRAB crab CRABCRAB
This is good wigglycrab.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# catcatcat
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# :D
that's like some kind of magic rune
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)
# That's ver' good!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)
# LINE KITTY =]
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:20, archived)
# crabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrab
crabcrabcrab
crabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrab
crabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrab
crabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcr
crabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrab
crabcrabcrabcrabcrabcrabcra
crabcrabcrabcrab
crabcrab
crab
crabcrab
crabcrabcrab
crabcrabcrabc
crabcrabcrab
crabcrab
crab
cr
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(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# They're spreading!!!
CRAB CRAB CRAB, CRAAAB! [repeats]
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Go Crabby !
Go Crabby ! Go Crabby !
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# AMAZING =]
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# come on people, do the crab!
do do do do doooo!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I knew it
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Too Obscure?


Does anyone get the reference?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
#
yes.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Everyone's seen that footage!
Usually in physics class.
And "TV's 100 Greatest Collapsing Structure Disasters".
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# I wish everything had a "TV's 100 Greatest <insert subject>"
Although, they would all be hosted by Jimmy Carr or Graham Norton.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# With soundbites from rob
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# let's see, the possibilities are endless
...Wardrobe Malfunctions
...Debilitating Football Injuries
...'Best of' Programmes
...Vehicular Homicides Caught on Tape

it just goes on and on...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# The Peter Griffin Side-Boob Hour?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Yes!
I even clicked that


may contain trace of lies
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I think TV's 100 Greatest "100 Greatest" would be interesting.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# online special
b3ta's 100 greatest unexpected horses
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:25, archived)
# but they'd have to call it something else
or they'd give the game away before they even got started.


Oh, it's all so confusing now...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# 100 greatest kitten exploits.
Every few minute just "SURPRISE, BITCH."
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)
# surprise
and surprised!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:32, archived)
# why am i looking at
your homework?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Should i draw something?
what should i draw? (i'll draw it tomorrow cos right now i'm tired and sleepy and tired)

Lol its running away!
g'nite b3taians!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# g'night!
don't let the headcrabs bite!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# harsh but fair
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# It's only a short drive from here.
Cross the border and south a bit.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Get a burger at Galloping Gertie's Bar and Grill
yum!

(but it is a Ft. Lewis dive bar...)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun ??
.

.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:07, archived)
# "When I said 'Send in the choppers'..."
Or maybe they dropped a daisycutter?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# *CLICK*
*mows*
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# heheh
me likey
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# CHARLIE, DON'T GARDEN.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Lawn and Order
in that order . . .
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# CRABNET™ sports range.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Crab crab crab crab crab :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Now that's what I call pincer movement
Zoom! Spin! Whoosh!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:07, archived)
# yoyoyo
dat crab is fly!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I was the best at yo-yos in my whole school.
FACT
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# fuck ace!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# All these wonderful ways to get crabs!
Crabs are indeed the future! [cue patriotic marching band sample]
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# oh my.
i may possibly love you now.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Love me more, you mean.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:10, archived)
# oooo!
get you, mr. big head!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# You regularly profess your undying love for me.
I'm not being big headed, you just tell me every evening how amazing I am.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# it makes a change from telling myself
if you're so great, where were you last night when i almost suffered houserape?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# he was in the pantry with the vid-cam
seriously, though - You okay?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:19, archived)
# yep
stupid fecker made so much noise, i heard him and he did a runner. all i saw was legs going over the wall.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# Ick
Whereabouts do you live again?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# liverpool
to be expected, really. there's 3 smackheads to every pensioner round here
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Which area?
Please don't say Edge Lane or Smith Street, or I'll have to cry on your behalf.
Don't worry, I'll send in the Martians to get the naughty person!
www.b3ta.com/board/7912641
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# seaforth
technically, it's in sefton, but it's still counted as liverpool.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Crikey!
What a dick =[
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# i'd left one side of the window unlocked
it has 2 locks but, if only one is locked, that window would still need a crowbar to get open.
or a brick.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:27, archived)
# You need a guard dog
I can act like one.

edit: mostly I can act like the part where it humps your leg mercilessly until you turn the hose on it.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:25, archived)
# i was amazed at the cat
she was standing on the arm of the couch, back arched, spitting and hissing at the window!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Cats are good that way.
Did the kitty tip you off?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Usually
The only way a kitty will tip you off, is to tip you off the comfy chair because it wants a nap.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:38, archived)
# no
the loud shaking of the window and muffled thumping was what woke me up. as a result, i've had 2 hours of sleep.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:39, archived)
# 2AM CATS ARE BARELY MADE OUT OF ANY LINES!


(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# I love these
I want a 2am cat...
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)
# Line cats!
Like cats that have exploded, but happier!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# A world without boundaries!
Joy! And murder!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# SuperHappy2amCattime!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:08, archived)
# oh, it totally is.
 
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:17, archived)
# BOING BOING BOING BOING
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:21, archived)
# 2 a.m. cats know
that less is more!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# :o
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Even with not many lines he has big scary crushing pincers :(
I LIKE YOUR SAD KITTY. HE EFFECTIVELY EXPRESSES HIS DISMAY IN TEN LINES OR LESS.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Crabby = 11
Kitty = 11

I subconsciously love that number, clearly.

SCIENCE™ says so.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:18, archived)
# lies!
my kitty likes crab and tuna pouches!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)
# FLUFF!!!
\o/
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Lynez
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:12, archived)
# They are content.
They are staring.

They are staringly content.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:14, archived)
# MEOWT.
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# *glees*
 



 
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:28, archived)
# now that's awesome :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:29, archived)
# oh you are (both) too kind.
 

(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# IT TOOK A WHILE FOR IT TO APPEAR BUT WHEN IT DID THERE WAS JOY
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:48, archived)
# YEAH I KEPT FUCKING UP THE URL, THANKS MICRO$OFT
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:55, archived)
# this is amazing =]
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:33, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:36, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 9:19, archived)
# come on, if leonidus read the news u'd pay fuckin attention


Click for bigger (40KB)
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# no no no
stop
please address your previous post
edit : hurry!
edit : too late you're on ignore
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:02, archived)
# i like this
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:04, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Mr Tahkcalb...
Someone's going to think you have an unhealthy obsession with the young lady.

edit: not that there's anything wrong with that...
or IS there?
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I've only got three Stephs so far. I'll have some more eventually (others in todo pile).
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:15, archived)
# Yer a sick man
...and I aspire to be more like you each and every day!

Let's see the rest of 'em!
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:23, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 9 Jan 2008, 2:06, archived)

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