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(kazikame, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:24, archived)

the top right one is just classic.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:11, archived)

stoned moon!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

I am not shopping

a hairy arsehole smoking a spliff.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

Way too awake for stoned...

Know your moons!

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 8 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

or indeed the effects of drugs

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

Or the effects of drugs on different moon-types. One of my secret research projects, actually.

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

Sentient chicken popcorn?

*fears*

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

I believe the term is KFC?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

Puff Daddy + Duffy = Puffy Duffy

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

Who is Duffy?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:01, archived)

the Looney Tunes duck?

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 8 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

Not funny...

See here:news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/default.stm

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 8 May 2008, 22:59, archived)

Maybe for you

I LOLed like a drain.

(kuntybawz, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:12, archived)

oh, really.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:12, archived)

it just

so wrong...i shouldn't have made it, but i had to?

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 8 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

I understand, and lolled :)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

chin up buckaroo, it's what b3ta is all about

selling your soul for a cheap grin

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

lol

good to know.

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PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 8 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

I just made this 'cos I wanna hear it...

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..wil, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

ARTFILMREFERENCEWOO

*click*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

art film reference?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

Electroma, the Daft Punk cinematic outing.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

Not as good as Interstella 555

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

I've never actually seen Electroma, but it looks great,

I just love Daft Punk's music, and the robot heads are uber cool!

I would dearly love to hear Daft Punk remix some classic Kraftwerk...

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..wil, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:59, archived)

I've seen electroma

and it's mind-numbingly slow. It's beautiful, and very very amazing, and after I saw it, I was left feeling very placid and sad, but it's just... nothing happens. It can be summarised in a sentence.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

What is that sentence?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

Daft Punk like to dress as robots

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

Well

I knew that!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

That's pretty much it.

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

Um...

okay but...

SPOILER ALERT --------------

Robots try to be human, but when that fails, they go for a walk in the desert and kill themselves.

END SPOILER -------------

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

I think you're overcomplicating it

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

if you like fluffy crap, you'll love this that MysteriousB posted earlier

cuteoverload.com/

p.s.s now that I look at it more, I think a shockingly red shirt would be quite nice.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:57, archived)

*dies*

That fecker had production values, too! :o

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..wil, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

it's well worth the bookmark eh?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

What makes you think I bookmarked it?

surreptitiously changes window...

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..wil, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

lollorz!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

French and German electro geniuses

living in harmony? It's so crazy it just might work. Woo!

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Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

StereoLabraford

(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

In 3D!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 8 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

I put on my 3d glasses

it didn't work. :[

But woo. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

ooh. did you know there

will be a new ford capri soon?
I can't wait ( the old one was a dog in all its guises but it king of dominates my life growing up ).

www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoexpressnews/220956/reborn_capri.html

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:58, archived)

Pffffffffffffffffftttttttttttt

the new scirocco will piss coolant all over that.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

ooh, that's a good one

class.

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

belch.......

(Amanda Votchkiss is suffering from a touch of plague, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

hahahahahahahuh?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

stiff little fingers

and the buzzccks?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

Ah, I didn't notice it was a compo entry.

In a way, I'd prefer it if it wasn't.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

could be the Revolting Cocks

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

yes

yes i suppose it could

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

Less of the "little".

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

Ever fallen in love with

a sus-sus-sus-sus-sus-sus suspect device!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 8 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

Piece of piss

(were all dEvO!!, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

80'S BISCUIT DISCO

DIGESTIVES ON THE DANCEFLOOR
JAMMY DODGERS SINGING FOR YOUR HEART
I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR LOVE (BUT I WON'T DO THAT)(EXTENDED CUSTARD CREAM REMIX)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

Disco biscuits?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

haha, never!

DRUGZ ARE BAD KIDS

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

MMKAY

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:47, archived)

Oh, Hobnobs

You've made me want Custard Creams now.

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Thinker, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

I made me want them too.

They are the best.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

I don't

have any.

We only have Malted Milk; this will not suffice!

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Thinker, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

I demand those pink wafer biscuits.

I haven't had them in years.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

www.twohundredpercent.co.uk/henge/

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

Figrollhenge

looks delicious. I would worship there.

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Thinker, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

They're lovely

I am now buying some tomorrow.

Yay for payday!

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Thinker, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:51, archived)

*jealouses*

Can you send me one in the post?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

I doubt I'll have any left by

the time I get home

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Thinker, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

bindun

but nice try (has never heard of said biscuit, is it a rip off of Nice biscuits?)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

Lincoln Biscuits are aces!

That is all I am saying on the matter!

And no. They are a rip off of nothing!

That is the last thing I am saying!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

always the last

in the biccy tin.

back to throbbing grandaddy then....

(were all dEvO!!, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:41, archived)

There's a scent that fills the air / Is it flatus? Just a touch.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:32, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

Third one today.

note that if anything, they just get better.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

I love leopards.

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djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

Best of all the animals, I think you'll find.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

i have my fifth one of the day nearly done but i have to go out

i guess i'll have to post it tomorrow, but i think thats a pretty good record i've set =)

i fucking love awesomeopard. i'm glad he's back.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:28, archived)

hooray ^_^

It's nice that we have this competitive prolificness going now... at the end of the year we'll be able to publish huge anthologies :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:29, archived)

haha awesome. tomorrow i shall attempt five in one day.

but not any old toss though. full colour! with a 1000 elephants! anyway,to the pub!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:30, archived)

HOORAH!

CUM SLUT BABES IS BACK ON TRACK!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:31, archived)

I thought that said

pantera genius. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:37, archived)

So did I and I barely even know who they are, other than a band.

And that they sound like a tasty cake.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

They're amazing.

Listen to Drag The Waters

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRU8i2MtJnc

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

DUDE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT LEOPARDS

NOT YOUR ROCK MUSICK

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:42, archived)

I AM SORRY.

I WILL STOP.

I LIKE LEOPARDS. LEOPARDS ARE AWESOME.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

*listens to opening seconds*

*turns off speakers, closes browser and then shuts down computer*
*removes harddrive, blanks with an industrial electromagnet, then puts in oven*
*encases laptop in wax, places in steel suitcase, padlocks catches and handcuffs an iron cannonball to handle, throws case in sea*
*nukes from orbit just to be sure*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:44, archived)

If you did all that

then how are you typing this? Huh? HUH??

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

From my desktop computer.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:52, archived)

Oh, right.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

Actually that may be a bit of a lie as my desktop committed self-immolation earlier yesterday.

The second time the graphics card has managed to melt itself to death.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:00, archived)

*Desktop goes to internet cafe. Arranges suicide. Lies down*

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:03, archived)

*Goes to internet cafe. Arranges euthanasia. Lies down.*

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:53, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:56, archived)

"Are you a leopard? Do you infrequently change your tastes and attitudes?

Do you want to earn dollar signs allowing a group of scientists to monitor your fur pigmentation? If so contact the Leopards never change their spots Institute now!

may involve your subsequent death and autopsy, terms and conditions apply"

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:40, archived)

haha! damn, I knew I'd missed one.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:43, archived)

Although there should be "Do you read the Daily Mail?" in there somewhere really.

Or as my grandmother always used to say: "What are you doing with that pillow? WHA-hwahfufFuaFffffUfffFaaaafau....."

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:48, archived)

hahahah

I love you when you're creepy.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:50, archived)

I'm like one of those creepy Victorian Hypnotists/Magicians with the long hair and weird beard.

And terrible acting.

"Sleep for me, lower your shoulders and relax, sink down with me...yes..MUAHAHAHAHAH"

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:54, archived)

Like the evil hypnotist in Big Train?

He's awesome.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

"Err Tim!"

*skulks past*

There's some really really really early Kevin Eldon standup stuff I found - www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIYD6PuEULY
Some of the jokes are a bit poor, but the timing is excellent.

"Michael Caine.....that's one of my favourites."

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:05, archived)

painty-painty-paint

Finally pulled my socks up and finished this little pest tonight :D

Click for bignificaion (150KB)

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

i want that on my wall

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

i want you on my cock

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

That would be too near hot

lesbo action with you two involved ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:21, archived)

jeeeeeeeeeealous?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

i've got the legs for it ;)

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:39, archived)

Back off!

It's on my wall with t'others be-hatches.
But tanks :P

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

eclipse fun

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Ysol ab abl blap, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

You are Issac Mendes

AICMFP

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:21, archived)

No I think it's Mr Sock

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

Sock Mendes?

Darn!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:23, archived)

pfffffffffffffft!!!!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

d'oh!

Should've waited for the paint to dry...

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pixelatedpirate absinthe makes the heart grow fonder, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Rajput!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:11, archived)

This gets a reet clicking, this do!

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

thankee kindly madam!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

Mr Trellis would click too if he could :)

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

aww.

are you hoging the puter. he should put his foot down ( and buy another ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:27, archived)

ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa

ace!

A local book shop was advertising a "book singing here" just recently. I was ever so disappointed when I discovered it was a ~~typo~~ illiterate mong of a shop assistant's mistake on the poster

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

Did you not demand

A falsetto novella?

(Ukatoton, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:22, archived)

Just one

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:25, archived)

Heheheh.

Also, I didn't know that was a Stanley Kubrick movie

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:15, archived)

I didn't know he wore a turban.

You learn something new everyday, mainly because it's quite hard to learn something old.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:18, archived)

Hahahahah

that should NOT have made me laugh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:20, archived)

goodness gracious me!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:24, archived)

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Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

oh dear

we do seem to keep coming back to the Jewish question

(the Israelites....)

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

Damn, I want one of these now

(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:12, archived)

I STILL love Carol Decker.

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oldpeopleinthecemetery, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:46, archived)

Hmmm

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Frogbeat, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

oh lord.

Queen of the manor indeed.
Top shop!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:59, archived)

Boo!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:08, archived)

It took too long to dawn on me who that is

- I couldn't shake the startling resemblance to Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds from my mind

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

shoppage!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:14, archived)

a stick with pooh on it =]

(Captain Black, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

The

Jews Brothers.

(Dante licked your nipple on, Thu 8 May 2008, 23:21, archived)

compo it.

Oh you have done. I'm not even going to try and figure out why my brain does not deserve the anguish.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

it's those two famous bands

'winniebagopolopolis' and 'the sticks'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

What?

Hahahah. A *click* for Winnie the Pooh though.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:09, archived)

With apologies to mathematicians and film fans alike

Click for bigger (47KB)

Ris?

(Ukatoton, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

I am neither

and therefore deeply offended

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

As you should be

You despicable person you.

(Ukatoton, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

I am both.

Hurrah! :D

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

hahahaha that's just absurd.

But also very funny. To be honest, since it's 47kb, you may as well post it in its original form, especially since you really need to read what's on the typewriter to get the joke ;)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

Do you have to pretend

That you don't know me?

Also, I thought it just seemed generally too massive.

(Ukatoton, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

Nah

That looks about normal size.

Also, woot. *clicky*

(kazikame, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

NOT YOU!

arf.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

The "nah" was in reference to it being too big

I'm not that foolish.

(kazikame, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:33, archived)

i don't have to pretend

if that helps

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:54, archived)

Are you absolutely sure?*

*the answer is very probably yes

(Ukatoton, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

HELLO MARK ^_^

How's your sister?*

*better?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:55, archived)

Let's reveal more

Still feeling short?

(Ukatoton, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:58, archived)

You're not a cunt in real life

I like you in real life more.

;)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

Haha, this is true

Free on friday for teh pub?

(Ukatoton, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:00, archived)

THAT I AM

see you there :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:02, archived)

sexy time!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:13, archived)

Thanks for the hummus injection

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:16, archived)

somebody cheer me up

i'm feeling grumpy

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

Purple is gay,

like rainbows.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

it's the purple

in rainbows that makes them that way. Fact.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

Sam Beckett's left hand?

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

arf

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

ha ha

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

try feeling happy

he's got a bigger cock

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

I just spend this evening looking at your dictionary, and it's made me a better b3tan :)

Also, have this thing I made for proj to cheer him up earlier, now conveniently repackaged in a MICTOBOY format!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

hahah yay

don't break it, it's fragile

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:52, archived)

i read that as lobotomy

but im dyslexic

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The Tig and me, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

do something for someone else,

and you'll feel better about yourself.

So, how about a blow job?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

go on then

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:57, archived)

Spend a few minutes looking at this site

and you will feel happy.

cuteoverload.com/

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

Dear god, that squirrel just made me melt

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:19, archived)

Leave snow whites friends alone!

They work for you! All day! In the mines and they sing for YOU!!!

*cries*

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:56, archived)

I used to know a guy with LOVE amateurly tattooed on his left knuckles

Apparently, he didn't do HATE on the other knuckles because he was right-handed and only realised at that point that he couldn't finish the job.
One drunken night in the pub, we used a permanent marker to write a G on his thumb. It said GLOVE for about a fortnight.

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:04, archived)

that's golden!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 22:17, archived)

Coul;dn't get this bloody thing right.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

So you thought you would just give up

and show us a shitty half made image?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:47, archived)

Look, I'm really sorry, okay!

Hold on, we've gone wrong somewhere...

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

Too right it's gone wrong

That's not so much as an animal mash as a bag of shite.

What where you thinking?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:53, archived)

is that me?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

Oh, I dunno

as rockeries go, I've seen worse

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

ADRIAN!

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

No, you twat

he built walls to divide England

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

haha. it might

have helped if you had tried ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:48, archived)

Fuck it,

I'm a concepts man.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:50, archived)

Barry White Van Halen

(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:44, archived)

That's worth a woo

for the hummus alone. Oh and a groan.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

Or possibly a spang

*clicks anyway*

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:51, archived)

Punchmyface posted this lightbulb full of OJ he'd found on a

disc of stock images and I said I'd try and justify it's existence somehow,
basically I just gave up and just did this anim of it emptying instead.

Enjoy!

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..wil, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:30, archived)

punchmycock would be a much better username

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:39, archived)

or, indeed, pastime.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

I remember that image

the image for people who have ideas and really need to concentrate on them...

Concentrate... Orange Juice.... No, nevermind.

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:46, archived)

well, I laffed

but then I invariably do find your comments amusing. Ning Archie!

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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

'ning fella, good to see you :)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 8 May 2008, 21:49, archived)

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