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#

I just updated the mofaha rss feed if anyone's interested :)
There's also a new rss feed of my most recent images :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)
# I hate to say it,
but isn't the point of an RSS feed the fact that you DON'T have to tell everybody every time you update it?

Apart from that, spectacular image. took me a couple of seconds to work out what it was.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)
# Took me a while too,
'coz I had to scroll down 4 fucking screens full.

Sorry; v pretty; but an ikkle bit smaller would be nice
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:26, archived)
# Now this really is exceptionally lovely.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)
# WOO to this
*rummages for 3d specs*

Reet im off to bed. Gotta go see the prince of wales about some money tomorrow. Wish me luck!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)
# Relax dude.
I've heard he's pretty loaded.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 4:04, archived)
# BLUE
AAU
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 4:04, archived)
# DEAR MOFAHA, I HAVE A GRIEVANCE REGARDING THE NOTIFICATION OF AN RSS FEED AND THE RESOLUTION OF MY MONITOR.
I EXPECT YOU TO ADDRESS THIS GRIEVANCE.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 4:07, archived)
# DEAR GRONKPAN
IN THE PAST FEW MONTHS WE AT MOFAHA.COM HAVE TAKEN EXCITING NEW STEPS TO ACCOMODATE ALL OUR CURRENT AND FUTURE FRIENDS SO THAT WE CAN OFFER THE BEST SERVICE TO ALL. I HATE PEARS. FUCK YOU.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 4:10, archived)
# RESPECTED SIR
WHILE I APPRECIATE THE TIME YOU HAVE TAKEN TO ANSWER MY ORIGINAL QUERY I DON'T FEEL THAT MY SPECIFIC ISSUES HAVE BEEN ADDRESSED. CEREAL IS SHIT. FUCK YOU.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 4:14, archived)
# Nice color accents in the eye
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 4:33, archived)
[challenge entry] an old, saggy cloth pussy, baggy, and a bit loose at the seams
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# SaggPuss?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Roflcocks
And shes had a few
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Just started posting and I can't stop!!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
*cleek*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# You are
a cleek floozy.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:03, archived)
# I'm a cleekslut
clearly

also, I am still watching reboot

it's great :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:30, archived)
# *sniff*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:04, archived)
# EPIC
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:06, archived)
# You should see..
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:08, archived)
# That picture is class.
Yay for massive spiders.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# ;D
cheers!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:10, archived)
# POKEHYPNOL
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:09, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)
# FAN-TAS-TIC
*cleek*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I also
Like this :3
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)
# .
Wow, this is the first time I've been on b3ta in the early hours of the morning and after a shit load of drugs and booze, and I reckon the stuff here is amazing compared to what I glee over during the day when I'm sposed to be coding annoying perl scripts! Thankyou you wonderful people! Do b3atans really know how much happiness you inject into peoples lives - be it via pork injection or fluff overload?

- yours, a grateful lurker
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)
# This is the gay shift
pork injections a speciality
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:51, archived)
# .
so then gay = creative then? I spose Michael Angelo's sistine chapel shows that. But where are the CDC's??? He didnt particularly think much of our supposed father's cock! More meat on a vegetarian sausage roll
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Its what people in the UK call it
because its when most of the people on are not from the UK
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 4:13, archived)
# you have entered ...
... THE GAY SHIFT ...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:52, archived)
# bindun
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 13:07, archived)
[challenge entry] he had a towel round him a minute ago...


apologies, had to get it out of my system
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)
# I predict the first of many
God willing...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Just the thought of it makes me ill!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)
# OM NOM NOM NOM
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:43, archived)
# hahaha
animate this

hard

what the fuck am I saying

please, no.. :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)
# The image will haunt me
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)
# happy birthday or whatever

edit: xmas too
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Heh
nicey
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Tesco's
value hummous. Woo!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)
# This is fantastic. :D
As are the Christmas ones.

*Click*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)
# fuck three threads*cleeked* in 5 seconds
yay!

*cleek*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)
# hmm
/applies game theory
/writes book
/profit
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 6:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorted out an old one I posted on a horror site,
but think it suits this okay!

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)
# More of this
Borscht
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# oh I would NOT like to be on the bad side of pingu
:)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
[challenge entry] The Other Simpsons
Yeah, I know its going back a bit but I thought this was a bit more B3TAish!!

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)
# ONOES
He's Homercidal, him.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)
# LOOK OUT! HE'S GOING TO GET AWAY WITH MURDERING YOU!
and then get caught some years later robbing someone at gunpoint :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# bindun?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Response so far
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)
[challenge entry] My uncle Charlie was a cynical man
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)
# His wife was quite
edit
can't remember the next line....
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)
# he's got one of those stickers in the back of his van
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# I've seen the prices at the zoo
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)
# there is nothing finer in life....
than writing on the sole of your slipper with a biro on a saturday night instead of going to the pub.




(got the new album yet?)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)
# May I have
your babies?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)
# no
I haven't finished experimenting on them yet.

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)
# Well
you can still experiment on them up here..
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:06, archived)
# you can borrow them
send them back down afterward please.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# ba-dam-tish
If I was a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Cul-De-Sac.
Off. Fuck.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Have you seen the prices?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Ere
You may have ten pee off, but it's not much good when they find your head on the driving range, now is it?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Is it christmas yet?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# all you'll get
is a stale walnut mate.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)
# ?
I can recall the day quite clearly:
a Friday in July, a sweltering eighty degrees.
Martin Jarvis was completing his week in Dictionary Corner.
He'd been reassuringly average.
Somewhere in the Shires surgeons had entered the mind of Mr Stinchcombe
and found black apes gibbering on dark lawns.
I'd spent the afternoon becoming increasingly frustrated with the grooving agitator on my lime Dyson.
I was due in Parbold at 7.15 and wasn't going to make it.
Telephoning the person who needed to know this
I found myself caught up on a crossed line, something I'd not experienced for years.
I listened in with quiet delight.
It appeared that someone called Bill, whilst out walking the bounds that morning,
had looked into Top Acre and been horrified to see
the almost visible ribcage of a foal
which belonged to the straggle-haired girl from Keeper's Cottage
whose name, if this was a Helen Fielding novel,
would be something like Martha Flanagan.
But the countryside is never as romantic as townsfolk believe it to be
And the girl's name was Karen Henderson...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)
# *applauds*
top acre will never seem the same again.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)
# sleepy time
the painkillers are kicking in at last.

time to doze off to "CSI:Ambleside", and dream of a day that isn't "National Shite Day".

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)
# Yes she was a bit
edit
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I say
That's a bit stiff
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)
# would
woodwould
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Fred?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Nice! Reet, I'm off.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)
# CUNT?
Theres no cunt! This Is
THE GAY SHIFT
THE GAY SHIFT
THE GAY SHIFT
THE GAY SHIFT
THE GAY SHIFT
THE GAY SHIFT
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)
# You stupid bastard.
We live in a cul-de-sac.

Cunt.

woo
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Grow
a maze
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:27, archived)
# A Cover Of A Classic
(wants to hear Elton John do a version of this song)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I'd
Furnish my uncle's cock?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)
# why is rod hull alive?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:35, archived)
# When A Stranger Remixes

Clicky here
for youtube or
Clicky here for mp3 goodness!
Or if you really want clicky here for The Evil Dead Remix... oh I say!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)
# I think the world may have stopped.
But these are more for /links donchanoo.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# But I made artwork
and everything! :(
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Oh, ok then.
:)

Do both.

You can embed the Youtube stuff on /links too, you'll get more hits that way.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Thanks
for the advise!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I've never seen that film,
but now I'm quite glad. It sounds terrifying. D:

Nicely done though. :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Withheld number?
don't answer. It can only lead to trouble.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for b3ta.com internet image competition.


(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] reeeeeeeeepost.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
hahahahahahahahahahah

that's quite fucked up
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Mickey Mouse should be drinking the hot yellow jazz.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# you're one of them
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# this is, however, not fucked up, and is entirely reasonable
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)
# GARPISS LOL
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)
# More tea,
Vicar?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Doc, you old hag!
These actually fit the compo!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!*


*Note the lack of a questionmark, I did that by not using one.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I'm filled with hate.
There is nothing of worth here.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:26, archived)
# Ok I fully condone this.
FULLY.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)
# Goodness gracious!
*winnnner*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)
[challenge entry] I know another Family Guy but we love that show!!!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# *Yep*
Well, I really like it.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Nicely done!
Nice attention to detail with Brian replacing Spot.

I shall take this opportunity to repost this just for shits 'n' giggles.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)
# very good..!
:D

Edit: is it me or did the image change..
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# You am imaginininnining things.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)
# hmm, is that flap?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Who else?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)
# \o/ have a shitflap as a reward


:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Oi
loikes im i does
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Awwwwwww
That is so unbearably cute that I want to vomit all over it.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 6:28, archived)
# Sing along now..
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I'M IN FUCKING PERU.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# FUCK ME DUDE, I'M IN BEIJING!
Ed: Oh, you were serious.

CooOOooooOOool.
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# FUCK OFF BACK TO PERU.
Hey, Matt. Having ace times?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Wowee!
Enjoy the rest of your holiday! :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)
# NO YOU'RE NOT!
Oh...peru
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# NO YOU'RE NOT!
Oh... in
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)
# then peruve it!!!
:p
though it's not sunday yet, show us holiday snaps!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Try not to catch anything
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# i hate you
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)
# ...said paddington,
as the plane touched down in lima. finally, no more mr fucking brown and his family. i'm not sorry for what i did to them. i'm not, you know. when you've spent years in pitiful servitude. years in servitude for marmalade fucking sandwiches, and ones that have been kept in a hat at that, you can't blame a guy for anything he does. anything, you know what i mean? i'm not sorry. and anyway, they can never catch me over here. not now. i'm free. i'm finally fucking free...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# I DONT GIVE A SHIT STOP EMAILING ME >:C
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)
# WHICH IS TOTALLY FUCKING MADE UP.
NEXT YOU'LL BE SAYING MARMALADE IS REAL.
"PLEASE LOOK AFTER THIS FUCKING GLOBETROTTING SPAZZER".
I'm not bitter.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
# you aren't bitter.. that's unlike QUALITY MARMALADE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


HA HA

HA

*cries*

HAH!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)
# i believe
this may have been done 4 years ago
when the advert was first on
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Doesn't surprise me.
Oh well, JAPES AHOY!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I don't know the song. So...
It's a long way to Tipperary,
It's a long way to go!
It's a long way to Tipperary,
to the sweetest girl I know!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Akabusi, like!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Completely over my head.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Damn! And now..
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Hahahah yes!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)
# does this count?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHA.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)
# haha..
WALLY
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

Sleep time now...
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I'm glad it wasn't just me who thought this. :p
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# ha
;)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# egads! :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Hahahah! Yes!!
I thought that too!
*click*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)
# You're my favourite noob ever.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Who's a good lickle nooby.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# Cootchie cootchie!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] "Bite my shiny Deceptacon ass"
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# nicely spotted
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# YES!!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# ACE!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# you just know he'd have to be a deceptacon
:D

special ability: stealing stuff
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# woo
woo
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# win
click*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# there you go a small obese pie chasing bastard child
Photobucket
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# BAD PANDA-CHAN! NO. BAD.
*hits with rolled up newspaper*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)
# careful
you dont know what pandas are into since that earthquake shook up their brains!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# I assume they're in fissions?
I AM IN UR GROWND HOELS EATIN UR RUBBULS.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# You mean fissures?
Edit: I think he has me on ignore, actually, if anyone wants to say ^that to him
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# ahhhg!
ok my resizer is apparently not working i will just remove said profanity

*hides*
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# NO!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# NO!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# OH GOSH!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# NO
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# NO.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# USE THE EDIT BUTTON.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# edit button
is clearly a cunt i resized it to small
160 x 120 and nothing
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Pro-tip. Use the b3ta uploader.
(click make a new post and click the little linky which says "switch to image mode")

(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# BUT DON'T DELETE THREADS BECAUSE THEN I CRY.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# pro tip
thankyou... but that does seem like effort. i am currently trying to stuff my hole with pizza and ponder the demise of fat children

edit:mind out of the gutter i mean my mouth hole
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Well that's always preferable. But remember it for next time or something :)
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# well seems you were so nice
i suppose i could avert form eating for one moment for you
have a kissy x
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# I put on my wizards robe.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)
# oh lovely
at least its not a wizards sleeve
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# What can I say, I guess I'm lucky.
I am going to read before sleeps. GOODNIGHT, INTERNET.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Ignore
The Nazis
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Was that you sticking it to the man?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Ignore mr. been-here-20-days-and-thinks-he-knows-best.
:D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
"THE SEAMS ARE AT MAXIMUM CAPTAIN!"
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)
# I had so much fun doing this.
I'd love it to be a challenge.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# The Poirot one is definitely the best.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Cowboy Bebop's on.
You got a link to that download?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Which download was that?
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)
# You said you knew where you could download the episodes.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)
# I said I had an online streaming option on youtube and somewhere else which was down.
You can download the episodes ANYWHERE by torrent.

Just make sure you search eng dub instead of the subbed version.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)
# ^this^
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:50, archived)
# :D
O HAI POPULAR CLOWN WIG
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Noticed that.
Posted anyway :D
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)
# enter her for the olympics

also, i am filesize nazi tonight. you can easily get that under 50k

and all that thread-deleting stuff they said
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:22, archived)
# i did that one already
with a pic of homer simpson
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)
# hmm, party rings, have another image with party rings in it
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)
# It was gone...and now it's back!!
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)
# hah!
point out the thread deletion if you must its not like you discovered some amazing secret
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:25, archived)
# mmmmn yarharhar catsnayhaaar
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Top looping.
(, Thu 10 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

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