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[challenge entry] Shake baby shake...(sorry...kinda bindun...)
(mixedpixel Long time listener..., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Though to be honest you need shit for brains to get an iPhone in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
# have you ever thought
that the people who do buy these, who do love Britains Got Talent, who do think Robbie Williams is great and who do want the conservatives in power are actually right?

Because we're clearly the minority and the way things are going we should probably start packing

*goes to start packing drinking*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:35, archived)
# Packing for where?
Seriously, I really really want to know.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Switzerland!
Or Japan.

Anywhere where you can buy a gun really.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:50, archived)
[challenge entry] iPoor
(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:22, archived)
# One green rupee :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# all the 'i' gags you'll ever need for this compo folks:
i Gags
who are these internet wizards?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Yours is the best
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:27, archived)
# don't forget the MacBook one as well
or was that transformers, I'm sure we've done apple a few times
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:31, archived)
[challenge entry] because you know you love it...


Click for bigger (65 kb)

iBlow extension to come with iphone 12.0
(dampwookie failing to understand everything from birth up to, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Never be without bog paper again.

Just make sure you don't get it too close to your face afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! phatotis while ($hair < $clean) { lather; rinse; }, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# I was about to say how rubbish this was
Then I got the joke! Right, so, the iPhone is shit enough to wipe your arse on, is that it?

Right. Yeah. *click*
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# iPooed myself :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# iDislike this compo
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:20, archived)
# iHave an interview tomorrow, iAm scared!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
# iHope it goes well!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:24, archived)
# iHope that too!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] iAm old skool
lololol
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:32, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:38, archived)
# No you didn't.
iDid.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Right, that's it, I'm done....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Now that's worth £1.99.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Meh,
the little bastard will just end up making you depressed....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Don't talk to me
about iPhones
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 21:38, archived)
# Are all of yours gonna have a start button and a finger appearing?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:11, archived)
# This compo is off to a good start I see...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:18, archived)
# iCan't tell, the board is too slow
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:19, archived)
# Ah ok,
I'll just be lazy and plaster a picture onto the iPhone in future.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:23, archived)
# please do! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL:)
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(herman:D, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Christmas starts earlier every year.
Bloody shops.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:55, archived)
# It is
June, you know
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# OH NOES, some one tell O2 that vodafone has stolen some i-phones
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I remember that advert fron many years ago.
I spent a lot of time on the underground feeling uncomfortably aroused by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Most unlikely of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# but this is a mac
they crave to control you - they just hide it well
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I want to know what Apple put into their products that makes almost anyone who buys one a fanboy activist
Some sort of gas released from the plastic I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# almost anyone is right. I use macs, but I know they have their weaknesses.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Clearly you are not breathing in deeply enough around your Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# I wear a gas mask, with an anti-hype filter.
I don't have an iPhone, and don't intend to change from my ultra-basic phone model.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:52, archived)
# I have an LG Renoir,
which is basically the same as an iPhone. However, I got it free, and I only pay £20 a month for 600 minutes and 1000 texts plus free internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:07, archived)
# LG Arena
Good little phone, that.
(The Earl of Kilburnie, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] have another...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:49, archived)
# iFind hands difficult to draw.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:38, archived)
# :(
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# so I wanked off this off-duty policeman instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:40, archived)
[challenge entry] wish i could have that for my keys....
also:



iEye - EYE EYE!!! GEDDIT! HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:41, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# HA!
I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# best one yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:46, archived)
# this rules.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
# .
why thankyou all!

first of all, i wanna thank god...., my agent,
(I helped save b3ta! moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:09, archived)
# Woo and thrice yay
Pretty cool
(chipotlechris Cthulhu beast by day, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:44, archived)
# hahahaha
nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 22:33, archived)
# *glee*
*joy*
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 22:10, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely Ttssattsr :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:47, archived)
# niiice.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:50, archived)
[challenge entry] iLols!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I was gonna do The Beatles,
but then I remembered I don't like them and I do love The Who :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] The Beatles iReunion app.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
# haha
Anna Wing is still alive you know
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Anna Wing?
EDIT: *googles*

Fucking hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Lou Beale from Eastenders
she turned up on some show recently and said "you thought I was dead didn't you"

see also: www.derbydeadpool.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Wing
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Oh Hai Sammy!
*sex glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Hellote!
I have drawn an IPHONE RELATED IMAGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:32, archived)
# You should post it!
But not for ages so that my ego is massaged for as long as possible....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# OH LORD. I'M SO EXCITED THOUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# Yay :)
Is b3ta being horribly slow for anyone else, or just my connection btw?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:34, archived)
# Yeah,
it is being super fucking slow for me and Griffy too I think.

Fucking b3ta :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
# it is for me
but then I'm also downloading some BBC iPlayer stuff and was also raping my connection with work stuff so I thought it was just me

maybe I broke it for everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] yep
(janetdoggy, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# I was getting very worried when I started reading the title there :D
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:28, archived)
[challenge entry] iNail
(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:19, archived)
# This is excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha"
Nice one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought of few useful applications :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Heh heh - ichange
iBloody wish.

On that note, it's before 10 pm, the kids are out, so I can listen to Rage Against The Machine shouting "FUCK YOU" and no harm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Just thought of the perfect application:
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha to both of these sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:30, archived)
# yay
I am currently listening to Textures courtesy of LastFM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:39, archived)
# not sure what the app would actually do


Click for bigger (76 kb)
(pineapple_juice, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:14, archived)
# *sympathy replies*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:37, archived)
[challenge entry] FOSS


I'll probably have their legal dept on me for this.
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# I think I get this
is it nerdy-lols teim?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# I dunno.
But this is another compo where a week is six days too long. No disrespect to the pictures appearing here, but it'll be as drained as a dildo's batteries in a convent by tomorrow lunchtime.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# hahaha
It's a GNU reference
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# making a note of that comment :-D
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I made a girl snort coffee out of her nose the other day
When I said that a chap on the train was so sunburnt that he made me look like Keira Knightley's ghost.
I work with some odd people.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:04, archived)
# you should do a book of these!!
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:10, archived)
# Surely it should be 'cignular' in the top left?
Nice pic! Can you even get an ssh client for the iPhone?
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
#
Yes
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:56, archived)
# HAHAHA
Didn't think of that!!!
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Lost here I am afraid....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# It's an Open Source OS thang
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNU_Project
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# a very geeky joke, I think
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# i think thinking is very important
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:14, archived)
# :D!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:02, archived)
# i'm pretty sure there's an iphone linux port to some degree
i hate that gnu. it looks unhelpfully smug, like a fat sweaty nerd

"ehh, you've broken your xorg.conf. pitiful luser"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:03, archived)
# iPhone is compiling ... please wait
5 days later

... gcc failed on ....
(I helped save b3ta! wereferret a good example of why not to post when pissed, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 20:17, archived)
# Why didn't anyone stop me?
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I dunno, but I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# lol.................what what what?
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 19:11, archived)
[challenge entry] The one they all want
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice one, but you should have used the generic hand held picture though to make Friz shit himself.

Otherwise, how will he ever finish his album?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# pffft
her jacket matches the paving
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# She looks
rather like a friend of mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:46, archived)
# yes she does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Hot lady friend
Have her scrubbed and brought to my tent.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:51, archived)
# pah
my dad says that along with lots of other dad type things
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:53, archived)
# A chap at work was bragging about his new iPhone.
He left it for us to play air hockey on, leaving a trail of smug behind him. When he'd gone, we switched the language settings to Japanese. Took the smug, shit-eating grin off of his face for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I approve of this
someone at work also came to us showing off their iphone. we rang it just to hear the ringtone and it totally crashed. immediately.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Makes me feel almost as smug as an apple devotee.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 18:58, archived)
# I like this
The only reason I would want an iPhone right now is to lord it over the proles.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 9:28, archived)

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