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Gooch Is neither here nor there ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:39,
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hahahahaha! TEEEFF!
'ningles everyone! Bit quiet on here this morning, isn't it?
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:44,
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Phwoar!
I'll just pea these quietly...(A sausage quoting Shakespeare)
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:47,
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Sausages quoting Shakespeare FTW.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:58,
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Sausage--queen :)
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herman:D ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:20,
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By Royal Anomnomnom :)
One of our boilers at work is hissing, though everything's off. If you don't hear from me after this, that'll be why.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:37,
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Turns out it's a water leak behind the heater.
Thanks for your concern.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:02,
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you have a new job?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:35,
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Haven't left the old one yet.
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:02,
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hehe
and also talking of Sausage Queen's Caster SemenYa's home town is Masehlong. (My Schlong - GEDDIT!!!!!!)
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:42,
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it's all a big scam and she's being operated from the inside by Timmy Mallett
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:56,
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Chew on it!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:07,
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One does love it when a plan comes together.
woo!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:34,
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^this
I was gonna say that *sulks*
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:01,
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This gives me a raging horn
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:54,
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I hate this compo
mostly because it makes me so bloody hungry. On the plus side I'm coming back to lovely blighty today! Hows the weather at the mo? Any B3tans going to the Reading fest?
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hoodles is in your Afrikas Being Shotz at in CongOs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:00,
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in sunny Berkshire it is sunny and nearly cloudless
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:01,
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weather is quite warm here
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:38,
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I am eating sausages for my tea
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:37,
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I had sausages for tea yesterday.
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Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:56,
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winner
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NeeNoo ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:40,
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Anus Horribilis
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glammerocity state of the art Luddite ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:18,
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Catch!
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ourharbours \.\..|_/\-\__\| ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:05,
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uhhhhh
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:14,
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:06,
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THIS IS THE CORRECT TECHNIQUE FOR CATCHING SAUSAGE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:34,
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what the fuuuuuuuuuu....?
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Super Oaf Petit filous? ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:26,
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MARKETING RE-LAUNCH!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:20,
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\o/
Another fine Fucking Shitty product.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:24,
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Shitty, fucking sausages.
hell yes
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:24,
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YES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:40,
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Those shitty fucking sausages
I HATE THEM SO MUCH I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:45,
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Clicky!
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IanFitz1987 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:07,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:52,
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WHOAH!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:53,
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DOGdog...
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:59,
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It's sausages, ALL THE WAY DOWN.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:12,
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Golly
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:16,
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LET'S GO
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:29,
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SATURDAY NIGHT SAUSAGE PARTY
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:30,
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GET YOUR SAUSAGES FLAPPING
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:32,
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EVERYBODY IS IN THE PLACE
EVERYBODY IS IN THE PLACE EVERYBODY IS IN THE PLACE LET'S GO
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:42,
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hahah
MC sausage kickin' it with the crew, really he wants his bed and a sneaky brew....
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JoePesky ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:43,
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LAST NIGHT A SAUSAGE _______ED MY WIFE.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:45,
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:57,
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Redneck milf?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:06,
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Old milf is old.
Uncensored version is on fukung.net/ somewhere.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:10,
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at the time kylie was really into it but the next morning they both realised they'd chopped off the wrong tit
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:29,
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HAHA.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:29,
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Mastectomy: while you wait
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:31,
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CHOPPY CHOP!
A mistake you can only make once.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:32,
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SLAP CHOP!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:33,
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SLAPPER CHOP!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:36,
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this is gonna change the way you slice off tits
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:40,
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you're gonna love my nips
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weaver. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:45,
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Hahaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:35,
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they both died.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:38,
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It's about time.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:44,
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oh shit wtf?!?!?
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k3b/-\b Peace man. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:45,
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:25,
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hahaha!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:27,
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Bugger em, GmOS!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:29,
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Good clean fun
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:35,
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IT'S GOING TO BE AN OUTSTANDING DAY
woohoo yeah!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:40,
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TAKE STUFF FROM WORK
THEY PAID ME TO WRITE THIS SONG ABOUT STEALING THINGS FROM THEM
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:44,
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Does is have a title yet? like the "Pilfer song"
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:47,
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yeah it's called "Take Stuff From Work"
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:48,
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well you have seen what I am doing on the company time
LIFE IS GOOD
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:47,
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TAKE A BOX OF LIQUID PAPER, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED IT
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:49,
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TAKE AN ASHTRAY, THEY'VE GOT PLENTY
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:50,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:55,
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haha what
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Shada ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:56,
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WOOF!
HAHAHA! WOOF! MORE HAHAHA! ETC.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:56,
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hahahawoofhahahaha
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:56,
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YOU'VE RUINED IT
Edit: I wrote this before I heard about the goatee. Boy do I feel stupid now.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:57,
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you mean it has been better than this?
absurd
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:59,
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Hahaha
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:58,
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OH MY
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:59,
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now that's art.
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Shiksa ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:11,
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I am refining my techniques
I've even got a goatee, that's how fucking serious I am about all of this
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:15,
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Dude I didn't realize.
You really ARE serious.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:16,
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I am my own evil twin
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:20,
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WHOA
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:28,
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Do you own a beret?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:48,
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Look, I'm an artist, not a total cockend
so, no.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:51,
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hahahaha
that robpongi guy got me missing DEMAND A CABINET :(
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hanke murphy, I'm a mess ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:16,
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LESBIANS
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:19,
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GOT WHEELS?!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:43,
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and for those who don't remember her, a small example:
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:57,
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HAHAHAH
What the penisshit :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:20,
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now there's something you don't see everyday
edit: dis shit is fo'real
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:24,
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And this is something you do see everyday?
I pity your mirror BURN ;D Love you really :) *makes offers of tantalising cookies and bummings*
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:24,
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daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn how sweet :)
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:28,
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That overbite has become a new fashion statement
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:26,
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One of those gals that has a horse-laugh no doubt.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:28,
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Hahaha
I really like this
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:36,
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NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:39,
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not quite a sausage, but would have been a bloody good spectrum game
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JoePesky ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:27,
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what is the joke
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:28,
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dont look up there, the joke is in ur hand
Oh LOLOLOLOL!!!!!1!!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:41,
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it's a cordless mouse
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:53,
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I saw no question mark.
so I took that as an abstract statement.
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JoePesky ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:43,
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who is on first
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:54,
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the name of the band
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:02,
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Yes but what is the doctor's name
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:21,
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faggots gettin all up in my pork
and t
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Shiksa ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:37,
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Wurst movie ever.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:18,
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STRANGLEWANK
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:22,
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Good name for a film.
Dr. Stranglewank and the sacred bottle of scum.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:24,
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or "how i learned to love the choking"
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:26,
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WITH A COKE BOTTLE UP YOUR ARSE
also known as "The Michael Hutchence"
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:26,
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Gurtrude Weiner FTW!
Here's Al Roker at the movie premiere
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:22,
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Fuckl weather is teh shitz
And has Al got two sets of top teefs?
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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:25,
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Three actually
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:37,
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NOMnom NOMnom!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:25,
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__FAST__FOOD__
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:41,
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It's little Al Roker!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:58,
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Great . . . and all my faviest actors too !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:41,
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Casting is indeed important to a film's success.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:46,
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FUCKING PROGRAMS! minds of their own!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:53,
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FucklPlease emails me the men who thinks a handsome yourself. By the way, I am an ugly. Thank you.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:54,
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O_O
tits?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:55,
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FUCKL ?
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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STAY WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS PLEASE
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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it does a swear at me
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:54,
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yes.
it is a potty.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:55,
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wait i thought the l was an exclamation mark
don't worry everyone it just says fuckl
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:56,
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Is Fuckl related to Fritzl?
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:02,
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I'm not Austrian so I wouldn't know
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:08,
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this better be a real stereoimage or I am going to hunt you down and kill you
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:57,
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FUCKING STEREO IMAGE!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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I'll let you live,
although I figured out that the original post is simply the same image tiled :/
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:06,
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hahahaha
:D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:08,
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BITUMINOUS SQUEEGEE
Only the sausage may be happy. Everyone else get's fucked.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:57,
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HOLE WAS REFILLED WITH BITUMINOUS AND CEMENTIOUS MATERIAL
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:01,
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AT the same time!
Yay!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:03,
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mmm fucki fucki
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broadsword now that's fresh ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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FUCK!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:01,
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FUCK YES
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broadsword now that's fresh ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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fuckl
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elbow ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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FUCK!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:05,
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YEAH
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elbow ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:11,
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OH SHIT
CHRIST FUCK
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:59,
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SHIT
SHIT FUCK!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:05,
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OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUCK GUYS FUCK THE WIFE IS GOING TO KILL ME SHIT GUYS FUCK OH NO OH shIT
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:09,
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OH SHIT OH SHIT!OH SHIT OH SHIT!
OH SHIT OH SHIT!OH SHIT OH SHIT!OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:11,
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Crikey.
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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:31,
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:D
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weaver. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:07,
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Hahahaha yaaay :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:08,
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he's been a long time at sea
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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At least 15 minutes.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:13,
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That's 900 seconds
900 seconds is a long time compared to 1 second.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:14,
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arr
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:15,
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2 seconds in heaven is better than one second in heaven
;)
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weaver. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:19,
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ahhhahhhhahhhah
HELLO, SAILOR
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:23,
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This is the kind of service that i get at the Fuk Yue chinese restaurant
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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Quite so.
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:05,
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fuckLfuckLfuckL:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:02,
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He loves it
Look, he's rubbing it all over himself.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:06,
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dressed for success!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:07,
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FILTH!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:10,
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HOT, SEXY, FILTH
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:12,
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HOT CHALOOGAS !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:42,
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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:02,
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can it be milked?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:08,
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FUCK!
FUCK HARD!
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:16,
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OH YEAH, YOU KNOW IT, OH GOD YEAH, OH YEAH
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:19,
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Look out for oscillating sausages with violating penises doing sex.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:49,
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I bet that sausage is saying: "Please emails me the men who thinks a handsome yourself. By the way, I am an ugly. Thank you."
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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Yes.
The man is not saying "Love is life, and you can live too."
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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hahah
if only i'd waited a little longer www.b3ta.com/board/9652158
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weaver. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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HAHAHAH :D
Would've been perfect :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:52,
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does microwave know you're all molesting his microwave sausage
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Shada ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:52,
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I like to think on some level he does
And thinks that it's in a good way. Which I think it is.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:58,
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He might be lurking
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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HE LOVES IT
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:01,
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He wears jumbo trojans because he likes the baggy look
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:53,
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Hey Row b3ta Happys!!!
"Sometimes I think about the meaning of life and why we are existing. Who knows that?" - Rob Pongi (2001)"Please emails me the men who thinks a handsome yourself. By the way, I am an ugly. Thank you." - Rob Pongi (2003)"Love is life and you can live too!" - Rob Pongi - (2005)"Rob Pongi doesn't even know what he's missing. I don't even think he like girl!" - Evil Pongi (2009)"ROB PONGI SUCKS!!! " - Evil Pongi (2009) Me love you long time b3ta happys!! Thank you for catching MY GREAT JOYFUL in the below resemblance: Well, that's all for today. Have a nice tomorrow!
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robpongi Rob Pongi ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:39,
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Everybody joyfulness of happy times together with powerful understanding of the photoshopping
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:42,
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Excessive make sense CREATE!
Initiate for to understand protocol? Cannot locate at this present being, advise to your supervisor consult
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Shada ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:43,
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If you translate "I am the goddamn batman" into Japanese and back using Google, it comes out as "I'm batman's white cracker motherfucker"
Fact.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:45,
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fucking right, mother fucker!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:49,
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Holy shit, you're right.
If you translate I am Peewee Herman from English to Dutch to Chinese to English, you get- Hell I Peewee Herman
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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squid head ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:59,
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Hey Row, Rob Pongi.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:48,
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Row Tissatts-san! Thank you. A character relaxes and DOES A BARREL ROLL: MOD EDIT:1.6MB animated gif... blah
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robpongi Rob Pongi ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:57,
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Oh man this is too good.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00,
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Please rate the following out of 10.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:02,
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50
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elbow ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:04,
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rated AWESOME
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:11,
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Yep.
Silly but good. Never stopped Zappa.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:17,
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WWWHHHAAAAAAAOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
My head asploded. WOW! It kind of adds a whole new meaning to "playing with yourself" ;O) OK, Tissattsr, now its your turn. Rate this one:www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZof9PSEB7k
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robpongi Rob Pongi ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:45,
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thanks for that
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:02,
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Thank you Grankpan!
"Animal is great existence beyond languages and races. If you hold good intercourse with animal it will teach you how to live!" - Rob Pongi (2001) HAI! DOZO! Mod Edit: 2MB gif taken from some fucking other website somewhere.
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robpongi Rob Pongi ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:18,
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I'd suggest you stop posting massive gif files that you didn't make.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:22,
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Hey, leave Rob Pongi alone. He's just trying to fit in, man.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:24,
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But don't you remember what Pablo Picasso once said?????
"A good artist borrows, a great artist steals." - Pablo Picasso
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robpongi Rob Pongi ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:35,
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Maybe so.
But you're just some guy posting massive gifs you didn't make.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:04,
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HAPPY SECOND POST
congrats:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:49,
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Thank you Elvis!
Yeah, I, ahhhh, kind of been "out of the loop" so to speak!?!?!!?!?! The truth is that I had to go back to the states for a while and that was not a great joyful happiness experience at all. But, that's OK, cause now we're back!!! Notice I wrote "We" right? Well I brought a new friend with me to share with all of you! So, please meet my new leading lady: Ms. Bobby Pongi: As for me, I am ENJOYING!!! DO YOU LIKE?!?!?
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robpongi Rob Pongi ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:06,
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Rob Pongi you have won many internets.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:12,
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happy happy
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:13,
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What is this weeaboo-nonsense and I love it.
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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/ ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:51,
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YOU ARE NOT ROB PONGI
ROB PONGI IS GRACEFUL
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:52,
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Yes, its all true....
You're right Gronkpan, I WAS graceful. But, unfortunately, I fell from grace when my third wife from Roppongi left me for some "high class" guy living in Shibuya !"!#!!$!%"!8=-'#!~*+ Yeah, but, don't worry, its OK. You know, I'm no angel either and bigamy is having one wife too many. And believe me, monogamy is the exact same thing!
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robpongi Rob Pongi ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:27,
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hahaha
edit: i'm laughing at you, not with you
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elbow ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:55,
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fuck off and die
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:24,
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Another man meets sausage.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:22,
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hello i am sliding sausage
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Shada ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:23,
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hello I am balancing man with hand on face and other hand waving
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:25,
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let's do sex
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Shada ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26,
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ahhhhhhahhhhahhhhahhh
DON'T I KNOW THE FEELING
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:23,
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This man is not as keen to mate as the sausage has come to expect of men from his first encounter.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:24,
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The sausage is frightening that man.
Why doesn't anybody do anything about it?
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:24,
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There is nothing we can do.
Nothing but wait.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:25,
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But then the sausage will win.
And we will be living in a mad world.
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JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:27,
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hahahaha yaaaay
dont be shy little guy
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:24,
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The other bloke seemed to like it!
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26,
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haha, this is similar to what I tried to do
and better :D
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26,
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Thank you, but I am sure your's would have been ace :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:27,
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I gave up
and went into "FUCK IT" mode
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:54,
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invisible sausage penis
is violating that man
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26,
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Once again he's come out to play
Yay
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:27,
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I too am afraid of oscillating sausages. What if they oscillate near me? I wouldn't like that.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:29,
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:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:35,
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COOK !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:38,
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someone is stealing the Johnsonville Brats!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:39,
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heh
i just had 2 *burp* TRUFAX
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elbow ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:46,
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does anyone else see this?
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weaver. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:50,
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MORTAAAL KOMRAAAAAAAT
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:09,
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hahaha!
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:11,
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\O/
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:12,
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ahhhahhhhah nice
maiden's one is still my favouritewww.b3ta.com/board/4405205
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13,
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hahaha!
that's much better :)
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Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:19,
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class :D
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:20,
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Yeah . . . I miss maiden . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:21,
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FACE FUCK!
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:18,
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Ratty Tat Tatty !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:11,
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Hhaha! FATALITY.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13,
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poor Snowy:(
fingers crossed for round two:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:16,
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Hahahaha what the fuck is happening here :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:23,
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Man meets sausage.
I know it's a thing from last night and so doesn't really deserve a new thread, but there hasn't been a new one in over 10 minutes so I thought why not. Kill me if you wish.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:42,
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well, I think we know how this is going to go :D
edit: as I'm firing up imageready :)
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:43,
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Oh fuck yes horay :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:44,
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bah it's acting oddly
*adds unnecessary 10 minutes editing* edit2: ovenready is fucking up the gif for some reason edit3: fuck you image readdy putting things in the animation that aren't there!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:58,
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sad times
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:15,
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*fears*
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:46,
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:05,
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bless
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:07,
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neither of them are particularly satisfied with this arrangement
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:07,
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better than what I'm doing
I may as well give up now :(
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:09,
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I fully expected us to be doing the same thing.
POST AND BE DAMNED
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:10,
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it hasn't worked
and imageunready has fucked me off by just making things up and having a mind of it's own and it looks like poo so meh
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26,
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Stuffing the sausage !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:10,
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not with his micropixelcock, it's barely touching the sides
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:11,
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Haaa . . . like doin' a sleeve !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13,
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:12,
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hahaha!
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13,
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see now this is clearly an improvement, look, he's smiling a bit
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:14,
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more of this
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:16,
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NSFW
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:20,
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HAHAHAHA FUCK AGAIN
:D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:20,
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hahaha oh christings
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:25,
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HAHAHAHA
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26,
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hahaha
so that's how they make cheese filled sausages
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26,
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pfft!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:29,
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Pump it in fresh and let it set.
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Ttssattsr ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:32,
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YES
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13,
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Hahaha fuck :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:20,
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hahaha
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:25,
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hahahaaa
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elbow ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:56,
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I'll take the sausage in five !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:43,
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I can't decide if the man is scratching his head or punching in the air
in protest of such an unusually large and sentient sausage.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:45,
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he's trying to decide how he's going to have sex with it
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:07,
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Nailed it !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:12,
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EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:16,
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i've already killed you. you're already dead.
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Shada ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:43,
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Oh fuck really? :(
Well, shit. I must have really bad lag, or something.
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:45,
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It's true, I disagreed with your murder and now post on your behalf
You've got nothing to do with any of this.
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zoldergoose ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:47,
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how DARE you
Just kidding :D Hello Happy GJM sausage, and itchyhead man!
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:44,
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I'm sorry, I tried my best :(
Isn't that what counts?
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:46,
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GJP!
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:45,
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:D
TYBA :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c. ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:46,
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:D
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863 ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:52,
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these are mating signs
let mating commence
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Elvis impersonator ,
Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:06,
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