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[challenge entry] Hopefully not GC

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:39, archived)
# hahahahaha! TEEEFF!
'ningles everyone! Bit quiet on here this morning, isn't it?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Phwoar!
I'll just pea these quietly...

(A sausage quoting Shakespeare)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Sausages quoting Shakespeare FTW.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Sausage--queen :)
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(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:20, archived)
# By Royal Anomnomnom :)
One of our boilers at work is hissing, though everything's off.
If you don't hear from me after this, that'll be why.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:37, archived)
# Turns out it's a water leak behind the heater.
Thanks for your concern.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# you have a new job?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Haven't left the old one yet.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:02, archived)
# hehe
and also talking of Sausage Queen's

Caster SemenYa's home town is Masehlong. (My Schlong - GEDDIT!!!!!!)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:42, archived)
# it's all a big scam and she's being operated from the inside by Timmy Mallett
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:56, archived)
# Chew on it!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:07, archived)
# One does love it when a plan comes together.
 
woo!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:34, archived)
# ^this
I was gonna say that

*sulks*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# This gives me a raging horn
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# I hate this compo
mostly because it makes me so bloody hungry. On the plus side I'm coming back to lovely blighty today! Hows the weather at the mo?

Any B3tans going to the Reading fest?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)
# in sunny Berkshire it is sunny and nearly cloudless
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:01, archived)
# weather is quite warm here
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] I am eating sausages for my tea
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I had sausages for tea yesterday.

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:56, archived)
# winner
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Anus Horribilis
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 10:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Catch!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:05, archived)
# uhhhhh
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:06, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
THIS IS THE CORRECT TECHNIQUE FOR CATCHING SAUSAGE
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 8:34, archived)
# what the fuuuuuuuuuu....?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:26, archived)
[challenge entry] MARKETING RE-LAUNCH!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:20, archived)
# \o/
Another fine Fucking Shitty product.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:24, archived)
# Shitty, fucking sausages.
 
hell yes
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:24, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:40, archived)
# Those shitty fucking sausages
I HATE THEM SO MUCH I WANT TO KILL MYSELF
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:45, archived)
# Clicky!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:52, archived)
# WHOAH!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:53, archived)
# DOGdog...
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:59, archived)
# It's sausages, ALL THE WAY DOWN.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:12, archived)
# Golly
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 6:16, archived)
[challenge entry] LET'S GO
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:29, archived)
# SATURDAY NIGHT SAUSAGE PARTY
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:30, archived)
# GET YOUR SAUSAGES FLAPPING
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:32, archived)
# EVERYBODY IS IN THE PLACE
EVERYBODY IS IN THE PLACE
EVERYBODY IS IN THE PLACE


LET'S GO
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:42, archived)
# hahah
MC sausage kickin' it with the crew, really he wants his bed and a sneaky brew....
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:43, archived)
# LAST NIGHT A SAUSAGE _______ED MY WIFE.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:57, archived)
# Redneck milf?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:06, archived)
# Old milf is old.
Uncensored version is on fukung.net/ somewhere.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 5:10, archived)
# at the time kylie was really into it but the next morning they both realised they'd chopped off the wrong tit
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:29, archived)
# HAHA.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Mastectomy: while you wait
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:31, archived)
# CHOPPY CHOP!
A mistake you can only make once.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:32, archived)
# SLAP CHOP!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:33, archived)
# SLAPPER CHOP!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)
# this is gonna change the way you slice off tits
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# you're gonna love my nips
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
# they both died.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:38, archived)
# It's about time.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# oh shit wtf?!?!?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 7:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:25, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:27, archived)
# Bugger em, GmOS!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Good clean fun
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:35, archived)
# IT'S GOING TO BE AN OUTSTANDING DAY
 
woohoo yeah!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:40, archived)
# TAKE STUFF FROM WORK
THEY PAID ME TO WRITE THIS SONG ABOUT STEALING THINGS FROM THEM
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:44, archived)
# Does is have a title yet? like the "Pilfer song"
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
# yeah it's called "Take Stuff From Work"
by John S. Hall (King Missile)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIXz_vzROrw
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# well you have seen what I am doing on the company time
 
LIFE IS GOOD
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:47, archived)
# TAKE A BOX OF LIQUID PAPER, YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED IT
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:49, archived)
# TAKE AN ASHTRAY, THEY'VE GOT PLENTY
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:50, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:55, archived)
# haha what
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# WOOF!
HAHAHA!
WOOF!
MORE HAHAHA!
ETC.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# hahahawoofhahahaha
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# YOU'VE RUINED IT

Edit: I wrote this before I heard about the goatee. Boy do I feel stupid now.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:57, archived)
# you mean it has been better than this?
absurd
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:58, archived)
# OH MY
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# now that's art.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:11, archived)
# I am refining my techniques
 
I've even got a goatee, that's how fucking serious I am about all of this
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Dude I didn't realize.
You really ARE serious.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:16, archived)
# I am my own evil twin
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
# WHOA
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Do you own a beret?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Look, I'm an artist, not a total cockend
 
so, no.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:51, archived)
# hahahaha
that robpongi guy got me missing DEMAND A CABINET :(
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:16, archived)
# LESBIANS
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:19, archived)
# GOT WHEELS?!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:43, archived)
# and for those who don't remember her, a small example:
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 4:57, archived)
# HAHAHAH
What the penisshit :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:20, archived)
# now there's something you don't see everyday
edit: dis shit is fo'real

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:24, archived)
# And this is something you do see everyday?
I pity your mirror
BURN ;D
Love you really :) *makes offers of tantalising cookies and bummings*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:24, archived)
#
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

how sweet :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)
# That overbite has become a new fashion statement
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:26, archived)
# One of those gals that has a horse-laugh no doubt.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:28, archived)
# Hahaha
I really like this
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:36, archived)
# NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:39, archived)
# not quite a sausage, but would have been a bloody good spectrum game
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# what is the joke
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# dont look up there, the joke is in ur hand
Oh LOLOLOLOL!!!!!1!!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# it's a cordless mouse
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I saw no question mark.
so I took that as an abstract statement.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
# who is on first
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
# the name of the band
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:02, archived)
# Yes but what is the doctor's name
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:21, archived)
# faggots gettin all up in my pork
and t
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Wurst movie ever.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# STRANGLEWANK
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Good name for a film.
Dr. Stranglewank and the sacred bottle of scum.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# or "how i learned to love the choking"
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)
# WITH A COKE BOTTLE UP YOUR ARSE
also known as "The Michael Hutchence"
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Gurtrude Weiner FTW!
Here's Al Roker at the movie premiere
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Fuckl weather is teh shitz
And has Al got two sets of top teefs?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Three actually
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# NOMnom NOMnom!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:25, archived)
# __FAST__FOOD__
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# It's little Al Roker!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Great . . . and all my faviest actors too !
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Casting is indeed important to a film's success.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:46, archived)
# FUCKING PROGRAMS! minds of their own!

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# FucklPlease emails me the men who thinks a handsome yourself. By the way, I am an ugly. Thank you.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# O_O
tits?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# FUCKL ?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# STAY WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS PLEASE
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# it does a swear at me
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# yes.
it is a potty.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# wait i thought the l was an exclamation mark
don't worry everyone it just says fuckl
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:56, archived)
# Is Fuckl related to Fritzl?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I'm not Austrian so I wouldn't know
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# this better be a real stereoimage or I am going to hunt you down and kill you
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)
# FUCKING STEREO IMAGE!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# I'll let you live,
although I figured out that the original post is simply the same image tiled :/
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# hahahaha
:D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# BITUMINOUS SQUEEGEE
Only the sausage may be happy. Everyone else get's fucked.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)
# HOLE WAS REFILLED WITH BITUMINOUS AND CEMENTIOUS MATERIAL
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# AT the same time!
Yay!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:03, archived)
# mmm fucki fucki
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# FUCK YES
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# fuckl
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# YEAH
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# OH SHIT
CHRIST FUCK
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
# SHIT
SHIT FUCK!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# OH SHIT OH SHIT OH FUCK GUYS FUCK THE WIFE IS GOING TO KILL ME SHIT GUYS FUCK OH NO OH shIT
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:09, archived)
# OH SHIT OH SHIT!OH SHIT OH SHIT!
OH SHIT OH SHIT!OH SHIT OH SHIT!OH SHIT OH SHIT!!!!!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Crikey.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# Hahahaha yaaay :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# he's been a long time at sea
:)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# At least 15 minutes.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
# That's 900 seconds
900 seconds is a long time compared to 1 second.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# arr
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:15, archived)
# 2 seconds in heaven is better than one second in heaven
;)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)
# ahhhahhhhahhhah
 
HELLO, SAILOR
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:23, archived)
# This is the kind of service that i get at the Fuk Yue chinese restaurant
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Quite so.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
[challenge entry] fuckLfuckLfuckL:)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# He loves it
Look, he's rubbing it all over himself.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# dressed for success!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# FILTH!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# HOT, SEXY, FILTH
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# HOT CHALOOGAS !
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
#

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# FUCK!
FUCK HARD!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)
# OH YEAH, YOU KNOW IT, OH GOD YEAH, OH YEAH
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:19, archived)
# Look out for oscillating sausages with violating penises doing sex.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:49, archived)
# I bet that sausage is saying: "Please emails me the men who thinks a handsome yourself. By the way, I am an ugly. Thank you."
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# Yes.
The man is not saying "Love is life, and you can live too."
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# hahah
if only i'd waited a little longer www.b3ta.com/board/9652158
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# HAHAHAH :D
Would've been perfect :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# does microwave know you're all molesting his microwave sausage
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# I like to think on some level he does
And thinks that it's in a good way.
Which I think it is.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# He might be lurking
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# HE LOVES IT
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# He wears jumbo trojans because he likes the baggy look
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:53, archived)
# Hey Row b3ta Happys!!!
"Sometimes I think about the meaning of life and why we are existing. Who knows that?" - Rob Pongi (2001)

"Please emails me the men who thinks a handsome yourself. By the way, I am an ugly. Thank you." - Rob Pongi (2003)

"Love is life and you can live too!" - Rob Pongi - (2005)

"Rob Pongi doesn't even know what he's missing. I don't even think he like girl!" - Evil Pongi (2009)

"ROB PONGI SUCKS!!!" - Evil Pongi (2009)


Me love you long time b3ta happys!! Thank you for catching MY GREAT JOYFUL in the below resemblance:

Rob Pong 'More Happy'

Well, that's all for today. Have a nice tomorrow!


(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# Everybody joyfulness of happy times together with powerful understanding of the photoshopping
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:42, archived)
# Excessive make sense CREATE!
Initiate for to understand protocol? Cannot locate at this present being, advise to your supervisor consult
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:43, archived)
# If you translate "I am the goddamn batman" into Japanese and back using Google, it comes out as "I'm batman's white cracker motherfucker"
Fact.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:45, archived)
# fucking right, mother fucker!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Holy shit, you're right.
If you translate I am Peewee Herman from English to Dutch to Chinese to English, you get-

Hell I Peewee Herman
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:59, archived)
# Hey Row, Rob Pongi.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:48, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Row Tissatts-san! Thank you. A character relaxes and

DOES A BARREL ROLL:

MOD EDIT:1.6MB animated gif... blah

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:57, archived)
# Oh man this is too good.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# Please rate the following out of 10.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# 50
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# rated AWESOME
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# Yep.
Silly but good. Never stopped Zappa.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# WWWHHHAAAAAAAOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
My head asploded. WOW! It kind of adds a whole new meaning to "playing with yourself" ;O)

OK, Tissattsr, now its your turn.

Rate this one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZof9PSEB7k





(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:45, archived)
# thanks for that
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:02, archived)
# Thank you Grankpan!
"Animal is great existence beyond languages and races. If you hold good intercourse with animal it will teach you how to live!" - Rob Pongi (2001)

HAI! DOZO!

Mod Edit: 2MB gif taken from some fucking other website somewhere.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# I'd suggest you stop posting massive gif files that you didn't make.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Hey, leave Rob Pongi alone. He's just trying to fit in, man.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# But don't you remember what Pablo Picasso once said?????
"A good artist borrows, a great artist steals." - Pablo Picasso
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Maybe so.
But you're just some guy posting massive gifs you didn't make.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:04, archived)
# HAPPY SECOND POST
congrats:)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:49, archived)
# Thank you Elvis!
Yeah, I, ahhhh, kind of been "out of the loop" so to speak!?!?!!?!?! The truth is that I had to go back to the states for a while and that was not a great joyful happiness experience at all. But, that's OK, cause now we're back!!!

Notice I wrote "We" right? Well I brought a new friend with me to share with all of you! So, please meet my new leading lady: Ms. Bobby Pongi:



As for me, I am ENJOYING!!! DO YOU LIKE?!?!?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# Rob Pongi you have won many internets.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:12, archived)
# happy happy
:)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:13, archived)
# What is this weeaboo-nonsense and I love it.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:51, archived)
# YOU ARE NOT ROB PONGI
ROB PONGI IS GRACEFUL
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:52, archived)
# Yes, its all true....
You're right Gronkpan, I WAS graceful. But, unfortunately, I fell from grace when my third wife from Roppongi left me for some "high class" guy living in Shibuya!"!#!!$!%"!8=-'#!~*+

Yeah, but, don't worry, its OK. You know, I'm no angel either and bigamy is having one wife too many. And believe me, monogamy is the exact same thing!

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# hahaha
edit: i'm laughing at you, not with you
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:55, archived)
# fuck off and die
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Another man meets sausage.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:22, archived)
# hello i am sliding sausage
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# hello I am balancing man with hand on face and other hand waving
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# let's do sex
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# ahhhhhhahhhhahhhhahhh
 
DON'T I KNOW THE FEELING
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# This man is not as keen to mate as the sausage has come to expect of men from his first encounter.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# The sausage is frightening that man.
Why doesn't anybody do anything about it?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# There is nothing we can do.
Nothing but wait.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# But then the sausage will win.
And we will be living in a mad world.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# hahahaha yaaaay
dont be shy little guy
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:24, archived)
# The other bloke seemed to like it!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# haha, this is similar to what I tried to do
and better

:D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Thank you, but I am sure your's would have been ace :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I gave up
and went into "FUCK IT" mode
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:54, archived)
# invisible sausage penis
is violating that man
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Once again he's come out to play
Yay
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:27, archived)
# I too am afraid of oscillating sausages. What if they oscillate near me? I wouldn't like that.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:35, archived)
# COOK !
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:38, archived)
# someone is stealing the Johnsonville Brats!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:39, archived)
# heh
i just had 2 *burp*
TRUFAX
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:46, archived)
# does anyone else see this?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:50, archived)
# MORTAAAL KOMRAAAAAAAT
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# hahaha!

(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# \O/
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# ahhhahhhhah nice
 
maiden's one is still my favourite
www.b3ta.com/board/4405205
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha!
that's much better :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:19, archived)
# class :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# Yeah . . . I miss maiden . . .
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:21, archived)
# FACE FUCK!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 3:18, archived)
# Ratty Tat Tatty !
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Hhaha! FATALITY.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# poor Snowy:(
fingers crossed for round two:)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# Hahahaha what the fuck is happening here :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Man meets sausage.

I know it's a thing from last night and so doesn't really deserve a new thread, but there hasn't been a new one in over 10 minutes so I thought why not. Kill me if you wish.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:42, archived)
# well, I think we know how this is going to go :D
edit: as I'm firing up imageready :)
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Oh fuck yes horay :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# bah it's acting oddly
*adds unnecessary 10 minutes editing*

edit2: ovenready is fucking up the gif for some reason

edit3: fuck you image readdy putting things in the animation that aren't there!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# sad times
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:15, archived)
# *fears*
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
#
 


 
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:05, archived)
# bless
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# neither of them are particularly satisfied with this arrangement
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# better than what I'm doing
I may as well give up now :(
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:09, archived)
# I fully expected us to be doing the same thing.
 
POST AND BE DAMNED
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# it hasn't worked
and imageunready has fucked me off

by just making things up and having a mind of it's own

and it looks like poo so meh
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Stuffing the sausage !
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# not with his micropixelcock, it's barely touching the sides
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Haaa . . . like doin' a sleeve !
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# see now this is clearly an improvement, look, he's smiling a bit
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:14, archived)
# more of this
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# NSFW
:D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHA FUCK AGAIN
:D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha oh christings
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# hahaha
so that's how they make cheese filled sausages
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:29, archived)
# Pump it in fresh and let it set.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:32, archived)
# YES
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# Hahaha fuck :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:20, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:25, archived)
# hahahaaa
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I'll take the sausage in five !
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# I can't decide if the man is scratching his head or punching in the air
in protest of such an unusually large and sentient sausage.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# he's trying to decide how he's going to have sex with it
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Nailed it !
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:12, archived)
# EVERY WHICH WAY BUT LOOSE
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:16, archived)
# i've already killed you. you're already dead.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Oh fuck really? :(
Well, shit.
I must have really bad lag, or something.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# It's true, I disagreed with your murder and now post on your behalf
You've got nothing to do with any of this.
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
# how DARE you


Just kidding :D Hello Happy GJM sausage, and itchyhead man!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:44, archived)
# I'm sorry, I tried my best :(
Isn't that what counts?
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# GJP!
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:45, archived)
# :D
TYBA :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:46, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 0:52, archived)
# these are mating signs
let mating commence
(, Fri 21 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)

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